Even as a "normie," I'm completely oblivious to it.

"Okay... thank you, Zixiao. I'll definitely keep a closer eye on it next time..."

Speaking of this, Yu Zhe remembered the word "birthday".

He stopped, pulled an ornately decorated card from his pocket, and looked at...

She handed over a small lychee: "You mentioned birthdays, and now I remember. This Sunday is my and Yu Che's birthday. There's a party here, would you like to come?"

Is there even a question?

As if by conditioned reflex, Little Lychee snatched the card—an invitation to the banquet: "Come on! It's Brother Yuzhe's birthday, even if I can't find the card, I'm coming!"

What are you talking about... Is this the magical thinking logic of someone who's naturally clueless?

But Yu Zhe was actually quite happy: "Yes, yes, the invitation has the specific location and time. Just follow the instructions on it. After this public banquet is over, we'll make our own arrangements."

"Okay!"

Little Lychee held the invitation like a treasure, looking at it from left to right, as if it had become a source of joy for the entire week!

Hmm, another one has been sent out.

Compared to previous years, Qin Ruoke and Xiao Lizhi have been invited this year.

It's sure to be even more lively now, so who should we invite next?

It has to be said that, quite surprisingly, Yu Zhe actually had a little bit of anticipation for his birthday this year.

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After sending the two back to their high school classroom, Yu Zhe still planned to go back to his own classroom to finish his afternoon classes.

Everything was fine when they got back to the classroom, but as soon as Qin Ruoke sat down, she leaned over and asked, "Yu Zhe, Yu Zhe, was that commotion outside just now your doing?"

"Um..." He hesitated for a moment, then had to admit, "Although it was arranged by my sister... well, I'm sorry for disturbing your studies..."

"That's not important! The point is you actually made that public? Are you sure it's okay?"

"That matter?"

You didn't know?!

Before Qin Ruoke could explain, Luo Xiaomeng ran over with her phone and shoved it in front of Yu Zhe: "Ahhh! Yu Zhe, look! The news department just published an article! They said you and Su Zixiao are siblings, not lovers, which is true... but how did they know? Was it just a lucky guess?"

The reason they were both so anxious was simply because they were worried about Yu Zhe, fearing that the news department might guess correctly and cause him trouble.

To everyone's surprise, Yu Zhe remained calm: "Don't worry, don't worry, they don't have that ability. I asked them to send it. The commotion on Club Road just now was because of this. Let me take a look."

Yu Zhe gave a brief explanation, then took out his phone and opened the Fenghai No.1 Middle School forum.

Sure enough, the pinned post was the one Yu Zhe had asked them to post—an article about the true relationship between Yu Zhe and Zi Xiao.

The article recounts the events of this afternoon in detail and truthfully, including everything Yu Zhe asked to explain, without omitting a single word or exaggerating anything.

Well, it seems that the news department is quite obedient after this incident.

But it was so fast?! Only half an hour has passed since that happened!

The post has already received over a thousand comments, which is quite a lot of discussion for Fenghai No.1 Middle School, which has only a few thousand students in total. It has caused quite a stir.

Regardless of what they were discussing, Yu Zhe put away his phone and then carefully told Qin Ruoke and Luo Xiaomeng about what happened that afternoon.

"I see. Zhang Miao is truly hateful, but she's also incredibly foolish. She deserved to run into you, Yu Zhe, no matter what."

Luo Xiaomeng nodded in understanding. Such a black sheep should be eliminated as soon as possible to prevent him from further disrupting the school environment.

Yu Zhe looked around the classroom again and found that everyone was studying quietly this time.

I couldn't help but feel a little confused: "I'm really not used to this. It sounds strange of me to say it like this, but isn't this big news? Why haven't they reacted much this time?"

Hearing this, Luo Xiaomeng shrugged helplessly: "I think they probably feel the same way I do. It's not that they don't react, but they're used to it. They feel that if it's Yu Zhe, it's not surprising no matter what happens, like the fact that you and your girlfriend are actually siblings."

Doesn't it seem strange at all that my girlfriend is actually my sister?!

Well, Yu Zhe thought that the mental resilience of his classmates must have been developed to be different from that of ordinary people.

At this point, Qin Ruoke still had some concerns: "It's true... we don't have any connections in our class, but judging from the reactions on the forum, this topic is really trending. Is that alright...?"

"What problem could there be? Let's discuss it if we want. I'm just telling the truth. Anyway, as long as you don't disturb my enjoyment of campus life and sunbathing, it's no big deal."

"Yeah…"

Carefree Yu Zhe basked in the sun peacefully for a few minutes.

Then a girl in the front row stood up with a surprised yet matter-of-fact expression and called out, "Su Yuzhe, there's a love letter for you!"

"Huh? What is that?"

Upon hearing Yu Zhe's question, the girl leaned out to look at the doorway, then turned back and added, "A whole sack!"

31. What are you doing here? (Seeking votes at the end of the month!)

What? A whole sack?

Yu Zhe may indeed lack some common sense, but are you telling me that love letters are measured in "sacks"?

He couldn't ignore what the students in the front row had said.

When I went around to the front door, I saw the girl in the very front row shrug and point outside.

Just in case, Yu Zhe didn't go out directly, but first grabbed the door frame and peeked out.

The scene that followed was truly a headache.

The usually quiet little corridor in front of the door was now piled high with envelopes of all colors and shapes, some quite exquisite.

They drew a heart shape on each of the dots, especially the one in front of the door, which has already formed a small hill.

As for the burlap sack, it was the cleaning lady in charge of cleaning. She had no choice but to find a burlap sack to put all the scattered envelopes in and tie them up. Sigh, these students, why are they suddenly throwing paper on the ground like this, and it even looks quite exquisite.

This is the scene that Yu Zhe is seeing now.

Incidentally, these envelopes were all left outside the classroom because people were too embarrassed to deliver them in person. A few bolder ones simply stood in twos and threes in the corridor with the envelopes in their hands.

The majority of these people were girls, but there were also several boys.

There were even guys here?!

If Yu Zhe weren't so annoyed, he'd want to go out and smash their rusty heads right now! You bunch of guys actually handed love letters to a tough guy like me, are your brains rusted?!

Just as Yu Zhe was shaking his head in exasperation, another small head peeked out from beside him, observing from the shadows. It was Luo Xiaomeng: "Wow... I've never seen anything like this before in all my years. Now I finally understand why you and Su Zixiao pretended to be a couple, Yu Zhe."

"Got it?" Yu Zhe pushed her head back a little. "But speaking of which, I have seen this scene before. I was praying that I wouldn't see it a second time, but hehe, it seems that praying is useless."

The last time I saw him was back in junior high. The scene was much bigger back then. There were even fireworks outside Yu Zhe's classroom. Goodness, they set off a thunderbolt, which startled Yu Zhe. He immediately arranged for Zhang Yi Ran to beat that person up.

Polluting the environment and being frightening—is this some kind of madness?!

Every day, the desk and the cabinet in the PE room were stuffed with love letters.

After being thoroughly annoyed, Yu Zhe wrote "No one, male or female, is allowed to confess to him" into the school rules, and the situation gradually calmed down.

Looking back now, this might be the main reason why Yu Zhe didn't want to go to school!

I thought high school would be peaceful and uneventful, but now, the familiar scene has come again.

There's really no way to deal with this. I guess I'll just have to find an opportunity to add the ban on confessions to the school rules again.

Sigh, why does such a tough guy like me have so many misfortunes?

While marveling at the scene at the door, Xiao Meng inexplicably asked, "Should I write a love letter too...?"

"Give me?"

"Ah."

Given her personality, Yu Zhe could only assume she was joking with such a straightforward answer: "Then you'd better write it carefully, maybe I'll read it carefully and then seriously consider replying to you."

"Oh no... I, oh wait, that's not right."

Xiao Meng said those words while she was in a daze. She just came to her senses and realized that she had created such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for herself.

She really wanted to grab a pen and start writing right now!

With excitement and boundless enthusiasm, I asked with hope, "Really?!"

"fake."

"Well."

I hope it disappears.

It's okay, Xiaomeng knows that a mere love letter could never make Yuzhe fall in love with her. All these "waste papers" scattered around are solid proof. There's still a long road ahead, and she'll eventually find a breakthrough!

After that, Yu Zhe didn't go out to fight the enemy. Instead, he sent a message to the student council, asking their discipline department to help maintain order and send back all those who wanted to confess their feelings.

Even if it weren't for Yu Zhe's request, they would have come anyway, since such a large-scale commotion would definitely affect other people's studies.

The student council members are becoming more and more like Yu Zhe's tools!

"Let's do it another day," Yu Zhe thought. "We'll implement the new school rules another day. If campus life is always filled with these kinds of troubles, then we won't be able to enjoy our daily lives!"

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After school, Yu Zhe and Qin Ruoke waited for Zi Xiao downstairs at the bottom of the second-year high school building.

He could clearly feel the "onlookers".

In the past, people might have just admired them from afar, but now it seems that each of them has some ulterior motives but dares not say them out loud.

Yu Zhe's somewhat helpless expression made Qin Ruoke, who was standing next to him, also feel worried.

"Is it okay... I mean, sometimes being fawned over can be annoying too."

“That’s right.” Yu Zhe sighed softly and nodded. “Some people think this is a luxury to worry about, but it has absolutely nothing to do with me. You tell me how boring those people who think about sending love letters are. Wouldn’t it be better to study hard instead of writing this stuff? Look at our class, nobody does any of these fancy things.”

There's something I'm not sure if I should say.

"You said."

Qin Ruoke paused for a moment, then turned her head away: "It seems that almost everyone in our class wrote it... but Luo Xiaomeng intercepted it... cough cough, you know."

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Classmates! What about the friendship we forged through hard work and studying together?

Ke Yuzhe remained optimistic and waved his hand dismissively: "It's alright, it's alright. Didn't I just tell you, Xiao Ruoke, how to deal with this situation? I guess this situation will only last for the next day or two, so don't worry."

"it is good…"