Even as a "normie," I'm completely oblivious to it.

However, they still haven't realized the seriousness of the situation...

24. Are you really going to dress as a woman?

This time, Yu Zhe paid the bill with his own money, since his two younger sisters don't eat as much as Xiao Lizhi.

So try not to use the bank card that Yu Che gives you if you can avoid it. As the older brother, how can you not have some prestige?

The winter day after noon is neither cold nor hot. Apart from feeling a bit sleepy and wanting to take a nap, the other conditions are still very suitable for continuing to go shopping.

Yu Zhe followed the two of them back into the shopping mall and took the elevator directly to the fourth floor.

That is, the clothing section.

To be honest, there aren't many people who come here to buy clothes. The clothing section on the fourth floor of this Xicheng Shopping Mall is mostly high-end brands, and the prices of the clothes are ridiculously expensive.

The more reasonably priced items are all on the first floor.

But Zixiao brought the two of them straight to the fourth floor. Why? Because Yuche was there! Since she was there, Zixiao had no choice but to rip her off!

As they passed the men's clothing section, Yu Zhe patted Zi Xiao on the shoulder: "After you two finish shopping, can you come with me to the men's clothing section and take a look?"

"I think I might need to buy a few new clothes."

That's right, Yu Zhe always felt that his trench coat wasn't stylish enough.

At this moment, Yu Zhe still had an innocent smile on his face, unaware of the predicament he would face a minute later.

"There's no need for that, brother."

Zixiao was telling the absolute truth.

Yu Che turned around, a meaningful smile on his face: "Indeed, by the time we finish shopping in the women's clothing section, brother will have finished shopping as well, so there's really no need to go to the men's clothing section."

"Wh...what do you mean?"

Yu Zhe was a little flustered; he would panic whenever he couldn't understand something.

I was supposed to help them choose clothes, so I had to follow them when they were shopping in the women's clothing section and not buy my own clothes. So why did I finish shopping when they finished shopping?

unless...

Looking at the women's clothing section, which was only a dozen meters away, Yu Zhe suddenly felt a sense of disorientation.

Based on their previous reactions, a thought suddenly clicked in Yu Zhe's mind.

Hell lies ahead!

The only time to run is now.

"Um... um... I suddenly remembered I have something to do. The deadline for the comic I'm drawing is approaching, so I have to go... home."

Yu Che grabbed Yu Zhe's arm as he took a step back.

"Brother, just give up. You're already here, there's no escaping it. What are you going to do? Draw comics? They actually dared to set deadlines for your work? How about I buy out your comic publishing company for you right now? That way you won't have any excuse, right?"

Yu Che deliberately emphasized the word "reason," indicating that he was determined not to let Yu Zhe escape.

Yu Zhe stopped Yu Che's hand, which was about to make a call, and gave an awkward laugh: "Haha... I misremembered, it's okay, there's no deadline, but..."

Yu Zhe looked at Yu Che with an almost pleading gaze: "Just this once, only the crossdressing thing, really no way, I'll agree to anything the other brothers do, but crossdressing is out of the question, okay?"

Yu Zhe has been called "Miss Su" and "Princess Su" half-jokingly and half-seriously since childhood, and has long had a psychological aversion to women's clothing.

"I won't force you to do something you don't like." Yu Che looked at Yu Zhe with gentle eyes, but suddenly became unusually firm. "But this is the only thing I absolutely have to see you in women's clothing! No! You know it's such a waste of your looks if you don't wear women's clothing, brother?! It's a huge disrespect to creation! Do you know how perfect you are?! Do you know how much I'll regret it if I don't see you in women's clothing after all this time?!"

Faced with Yu Che's effusive praise, Yu Zhe was stunned, but that didn't mean he would give in; cross-dressing was his bottom line.

Zixiao was stunned. As expected of Yuche! If you want to see your brother in women's clothing, you still have to rely on her. You can't do this yourself.

But Yu Zhe, unusually, resorted to his usual stubbornness: "This time, I don't care what you say, I'm not wearing it! There's absolutely no way I'll wear women's clothes!" As he spoke, he looked back at Yu Che with an even more determined gaze, "Understand? Absolutely not!"

Yu Che smiled almost imperceptibly, as if this was all within her expectations.

To deal with a spoiled brother, you can only become an even spoiler sister!

I, Su Yuche, absolutely must see my brother dressed as a woman today!

"Brother, do you know that there are limits to wearing men's clothing?"

"To reach a new level, one must transcend menswear."

This joke sounds so familiar. Yu Zhe raised an eyebrow: "Yu Che, what exactly are you trying to say?"

Today, Yu Che will transform into a devil, just to witness the true perfection of creation in this world.

So she took a deep breath and began her performance: "I want to say, I'm not human... oops, I misspoke, I meant to say, if you don't wear women's clothes for me to see today, I'm never going to school again!"

Using her brother's most cherished possession as a bargaining chip, Yu Che herself felt that this move was truly ruthless, but today, she had to succeed!

"This...you...I..."

Yu Zhe's mind was in turmoil, as turbulent as a tangled mess of headphone wires—uncomfortable and with no solution.

So he turned to Zixiao for help: "Zixiao...you have to help me..."

Looking at Yu Zhe like this, Zi Xiao actually wanted to give in for a moment, and wondered if she could just let her brother go.

But then she thought about what it would be like to see Yu Zhe in women's clothing... This thought overwhelmed her fleeting "conscience" like a tsunami.

So she chose to respond like this: "Um...I actually really want to see my brother in women's clothing..."

Yu Zhe, you're in a terrible state, truly in a terrible state.

Fortunately, at least Zixiao didn't threaten herself like Yuche did.

However, Zixiao's next words completely shattered his composure: "If my brother doesn't dress up as a girl today, I'm never going to school again!"

"I'll wear it! I'll wear it, okay?!"

Yu Zhe practically shouted it out in a self-destructive manner. Luckily, there weren't many people around, otherwise, people might have thought he had suffered some kind of shock.

Yu Zhe now looks like his entire body has turned grayish-white, the kind that would dissipate with a gust of wind.

With all her strength drained, she was pulled by Yu Che and Zi Xiao, one on each side, towards the women's clothing section.

There are currently no customers in the women's clothing section, which is relatively favorable for Yu Zhe.

The enthusiastic sales assistant greeted the customer warmly as soon as she saw her arrive.

Before she could even put on her practiced, professional smile, she froze on the spot.

Because the three people in front of me... are just too beautiful.

Especially the one in the middle, although he had an expression of utter agony, gritting his teeth and frowning, it couldn't hide his innate charisma; his silver hair and face seemed...

It must rival the brilliance of the bright moon.

It makes one feel momentarily disoriented.

But she was a professional sales associate. Although she was still in shock, she quickly composed herself: "Hello, three guests. Are you here to take a look at the clothes? We have just received several new styles that are right on trend. You've come at the right time!"

These words sound nice, but to Yu Zhe right now, they only sound painful.

What? A new model? Following the trend so closely? Oh no, all of this is doomed! Hold on, you tough guy!

Yu Che patted Yu Zhe's arm, comforting him. Although it was pitiful... he really wanted to see it...

Seeing that her brother had basically given up resisting, Yu Che looked up at the sales assistant and said, "We're not buying clothes for the two of us, we're buying clothes for our sister today." Then she pointed to Yu Zhe next to her. "Bring out anything you can recommend that looks good so our sister can try it on. My sister is very particular about clothes, after all, she's so beautiful! She always wants to wear her most beautiful clothes!"

"Don't worry." Ignoring Yu Zhe's increasingly desperate expression, the sales assistant assured her, "This is the first time I've ever seen such a beautiful customer, she's unbelievably beautiful... I'll definitely bring out the best clothes in the department! This is a test for me too!"

Why are even the sales assistants getting so excited?!

Yu Zhe knew he couldn't escape today.

Looking at the various gaudy women's clothes hanging on the wall, his face turned ashen.

25. Women's clothing!

Life's revolving lanterns can appear unexpectedly at any time.

Standing in the women's clothing store, Su Yuzhe recalled many things.

When he was a child, other children were unwilling or afraid to play with him, partly because of his status as the eldest son of the Su family. Their parents warned them to be careful when speaking to Yu Zhe.

But more importantly, it was his appearance. Yu Zhe repeatedly emphasized to the children that he was a boy, but they were too young to understand.

Even though Yu Zhe was still young at the time, he was much more sensible than his peers.

He simply believed that these children lacked judgment; otherwise, how could they not recognize her? Yu Zhe only thought that he looked slightly like a girl.

But until one day...

The new maid excitedly ran up to seven-year-old Yuzhe with a dress in her hand: "Young Miss! I made a dress by hand. You're so cute! It will definitely fit you perfectly!"

Looking at her excited expression and hearing her call out "Young Miss" from the bottom of her heart.

Yu Zhe's heart began to waver. This wasn't a matter of a child's judgment; perhaps he really wasn't quite like a boy.

So from that day on, he silently decided in his heart that he would never wear women's clothes!

...........................

Yu Che then took the clothes handed to him by the sales assistant and shoved them in front of Yu Zhe.

My thoughts were instantly pulled back to reality.

The brief escape failed; reality remains the same.

I'm sorry, but it seems I have to break the decision I made as a child.

Yu Zhe took the clothes from Yu Che, not daring to even glance at them, but his feet wouldn't move an inch.

The sales assistant had already pointed out the location of the fitting room, so seeing this "stunningly beautiful girl" take the clothes but not do anything else, I couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

Yu Che couldn't wait any longer, so he went around behind Yu Zhe and pushed him toward the changing room: "My sister is a little shy, haha, it's okay, sister, we can change slowly, no rush."

So she was shy... After hearing that, the sales assistant consciously moved to a more distant place.

It's okay, you can appreciate it here after you've changed it!

Yu Zhe really wanted to resist, but if he didn't wear it, his sisters said they wouldn't go to school, so he had to endure it.

Standing at the door of the locker room, Yu Zhe resigned himself to his fate, took a step forward, went inside, and closed the door.

But before the door closed, Yu Che actually went inside with them!

The door was locked. Realizing what was happening, Zixiao quickly went to the door and said, "Yuche! Brother is changing clothes, what are you doing coming in?!"