Even as a "normie," I'm completely oblivious to it.

Lu Yao was shocked.

Lu Ling always emphasized to her that as a servant, she must never be rude in front of the young master. If she is told to sit down, she should not just sit down without being told to. A maid should act like a maid.

Just now, Lu Yao was about to politely decline Yu Zhe's proposal when Xiao Ling pulled her to sit on the edge of the young master's bed before she could finish speaking.

But that's not how you usually teach me.

Looking at her sister's big, dumbfounded eyes blinking at her, Lu Ling felt speechless.

Do you even know what "being able to adapt to changing circumstances" means? That's what we're talking about in normal times, in normal times!

Can things be the same now? Where is this? This is the young master's room, with the bed where he usually sleeps. You are invited to sit down. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Why not sit on the young master's bed for a while?

Lu Yao didn't understand, but she knew that following Xiao Ling's path was the right thing to do; she was very clever.

Yu Zhe sat at his desk, rubbing his forehead and sighing, "Hurry up and ask. I don't want to keep thinking about this thing I drew before. Ask it quickly so I can go to sleep."

"learn!"

Lu Ling was decisive and efficient, without any hesitation.

"Young Master, on page twenty-three of your painting, why does the female lead just lie down after the male lead touches her ear? That's not realistic. You were going to give it to Miss Ouyang as a reference, so please forgive my overstepping... but I think it might be misleading for her."

"I..."

"And in the scene on page thirty-two, the male and female leads are clearly about to get down to business, and the female lead is almost completely undressed, so why does the male lead say 'Don't take off your socks' at this moment? Is there any deeper meaning behind this? I don't really understand these things... but wearing only socks must be quite uncomfortable and awkward, right?"

"I...you...this..."

"besides..."

"stop!!"

Yu Zhe really can't take it anymore!

Your questions seem very valid, and they are indeed problematic, but I can answer them all in one sentence.

Because this is my favorite fetish!

But can I say that to you?! Is this something you can just openly explain to people?

Fortunately, Yu Zhe was quick-witted and came up with a solution in a flash.

"Ahem... If you don't understand this kind of topic, then don't ask. Comics are just fictional, two-dimensional concepts, and they're bound to be different from reality. As for Lu Ling, some of the issues you mentioned that don't match reality are not necessarily true. People's constitutions vary, and some people are indeed more sensitive in their ears. The situation depicted in the comics isn't unheard of. You... do you understand? Hmm, you definitely understand."

What am I seriously talking to two girls about?!

As for Lu Yao, she seemed not to understand at all, tilting her head with a face full of confusion.

But Lu Ling is just ridiculous! What are you doing taking notes in that little notebook?

I'm not lecturing, I'm talking nonsense!

However, they are right... It is indeed necessary to revise it before showing it to Xiaolizhi. Some of the content does contain Yuzhe's personal preferences and is misleading.

He never expected what Lu Ling would say next.

"Hmm, I see. I've learned something. Young Master, I think you're absolutely right. People's constitutions are indeed different. Speaking of ears, I just remembered something. My sister's ears are quite strange. Every time I wash her hair, I deliberately avoid touching them because she has a strange reaction. I suspect she might have some kind of congenital condition, perhaps related to her speech difficulties? Young Master, could you help her confirm this? If you also think there's a problem, I'll take her to the hospital for a checkup tomorrow."

"?" "?"

Two kinds of confusion arise simultaneously from Lu Yao and Yu Zhe.

Lu Yao: You're the one who's sick!

Yu Zhe: I understand.

He immediately understood that everything Lu Ling had said earlier was just a prelude.

In reality, the ultimate goal was to get closer to Lu Yao and create some opportunities for them to interact.

To be honest, she was quite clever. Taking advantage of the moment when Yu Zhe said that he felt embarrassed about this topic, she directly shifted the topic to Lu Yao's ears, which was a perfect move.

But... I've already said it, I can't just expose her on the spot, that would be too disrespectful to a girl.

Yu Zhe is a gentleman; he would never rush in recklessly if he could communicate with others.

So he calmly turned to Lu Yao and asked.

"Lu Yao, is what your sister said true? Do you usually feel discomfort in your ears? If so, I know some well-known doctors in this field."

"Master, I can arrange that for you."

"No..."

Lu Yao had barely uttered a few monosyllables of her denial when she looked at Xiao Ling with eyes like a demon, a warning to be more alert.

Clever... what do you mean? My ears are definitely fine.

No problem my ass! Sister, you and I are both sensitive to hearing, which perfectly matches the young master's fetish. It's a unique advantage, why don't you know how to use it!

This silly older sister made Lu Ling so angry that she reached out and grabbed her ear.

And then pulled it outwards with force, and twisted it with force!

"You still say you're fine?! Sister, you're terminally ill! Why are you still pretending? Pfft... Sister... Fine... Fine, you're ruthless."

Lu Ling was defeated by Lu Yao with a single punch.

Lu Ling collapsed onto the bed, clutching her stomach, startling Yu Zhe.

But Lu Ling still shakily raised her hand and gave a thumbs up, indicating that she would recover soon and that her sister hadn't really hit her hard. Otherwise, Lu Yao, who specialized in close combat, could have taken her away in one go.

And... I think I've already achieved my goal, hehe.

Yes.

Lu Yao's ear was grabbed by Lu Ling just now, and it really hurt. Moreover, it's definitely hurtful for an older sister to have her ear grabbed by her younger sister, so she took the opportunity to punch her as punishment.

On the other hand...

Lu Yao is now covering her earlobe, which was just grabbed, her face slightly flushed.

Hmm... it really feels a bit inexplicable.

She used to get this happen by accident, but she never took it seriously.

Could it be... that he's really sick?

Lu Yao was still quite worried. She had long been determined to protect the young master for life. If she had to retire early because of some illness, wouldn't that be foolish?

The more I think about it, the more worried I become.

Lu Yao looked up at Yu Zhe's eyes, under the expectant gaze of Lu Ling, who was lying on her side on the bed.

"Young Master...it seems...there really is a problem...could you please take a look?"

59. That's even more outrageous!

So it's quite clear that the problem has now been entirely placed on Yu Zhe's side.

Seriously... I just asked you guys to deliver a notebook, how did it turn into this?

It was easy to say no, and that was what Yu Zhe originally planned to do too, but when he saw Lu Yao's eyes now... he changed his mind.

This girl, who usually has no expression at all, now had worry written all over her eyes.

This must be because she is much more worried than usual, for her to break through her usually reserved demeanor and reveal this emotion.

No way, Lu Yao! You're really worried you're sick?! That's just your sister's strategy! Be a little more perceptive!

Forget being clever, even if Yu Zhe told her directly, she probably wouldn't believe him.

"Okay, okay, then sit still and don't move. Let me take a look at you. If you feel any pain, itching, or any other unusual sensation, just tell me. Well... I just want to help you prove that you're perfectly normal, understand?"

"Understand..."

Lu Yao nodded, eager to know if she was sick.

At this moment, Lu Ling, who had just been knocked down on the bed, was fully recovered. She walked a little further away with an expectant look on her face, wanting to see the "good show" that was about to take place.

What good can come of this?

Yu Zhe was puzzled. The sensitive ears were a setting in his notebook, and the explanation he just gave was made up on the spot. How could anyone react to touching their ears in real life?

That's simply impossible, a complete fantasy. So Yu Zhe is thinking of simply confirming it for her, so that Lu Yao knows that humans don't have such outrageous states, and that she can rest assured.

Thinking about all this, Yu Zhe nonchalantly reached out his left hand, raised it towards Lu Yao's left ear, and stopped in mid-air.

"Lu Yao, I'm going to touch your ear next. Just to be sure, Lu Ling was just trying to scare you. Are you ready?"

"Prepare...completely..."

"Row."

After all, even her ears are part of her body. If Yu Zhe wants to touch her, he must first politely obtain her consent and ask if she is ready.

Having obtained permission, Yu Zhe didn't hesitate and gently pinched Lu Yao's earlobe.

"ah...!"

"?"

Yu Zhe was taken aback.

That sweet, coquettish shout just now...was it Lu Yao who made it?

That Lu Yao who never even changes the tone of her voice?!

No... that must be Lu Ling doing the voiceover!

Yu Zhe suddenly turned to look at Lu Ling, but Lu Ling spread her hands innocently, indicating that what had just happened had absolutely nothing to do with her.

this...

Yu Zhe kept his eyes fixed on Lu Ling and decided to try again.

He tightened his grip on Lu Yao's earlobe with two fingers, receiving a different but equally impactful response than before.

"Ugh...!"

"???"

Yu Zhe clearly saw that Lu Ling did not make any movement at all, and it was impossible for her to use ventriloquism. If she were using ventriloquism, Yu Zhe could tell from the details.

That really can only be...

Yu Zhe turned his gaze back to the front, stunned.