Even as a "normie," I'm completely oblivious to it.

Yu Zhe coughed lightly twice, getting himself ready.

From Mo Lingyun's perspective, Yu Zhe suddenly blushed and looked away.

Then extend your right index finger...

It points to a place.

Confused, Yun'er looked down following the direction the finger was pointing, only to see... the crotch of her own pants.

"!"

She tensed up reflexively and took a step back, but there was only the bathtub behind her, leaving her nowhere to retreat.

Then... a shy, hesitant expression appeared on her face.

"Brother Yuzhe...do you mean I should...take it off now? Didn't you say we'd go to another regular hotel first...? Ah! Of course, it's okay! I'll do whatever you say!"

"No! No, Yun'er! I'm telling you what this thing is for!"

"Huh?"

It seems that expressing oneself solely through actions and being stingy with words is no longer sufficient.

Yu Zhe decided to forgo saving face today and, for the sake of popularizing science, he opened up his vocabulary.

"Uh... you know, this is... it's a little toy for adults. See that remote control? Once you turn it on, the main part of this thing will vibrate, very fast. Then... you use it where I was pointing earlier, understand?"

"..."

Don't stay silent...

If you don't understand, at least give me an answer!

Wouldn't it be so awkward if I didn't say anything?

No, Mo Lingyun wasn't ignoring him; rather, she was completely captivated by Yu Zhe's current state.

Brother Yuzhe was just talking about something a little embarrassing~

Her sapphire eyes sparkled, and her silver hair trembled with each word that came out of her mouth—so adorable.

Mo Lingyun now feels like the whole world belongs to her!

As for the specific purpose of the pink trinket that Yu Zhe had mentioned, Yun'er belatedly realized it, and her face also flushed with embarrassment.

But since Yu Zhe had mustered up the courage to speak, Mo Lingyun didn't shy away from the topic.

"Ah... I see. There are toys like this. In the past, when I couldn't sleep at night and missed Brother Yuzhe so much, I would sometimes use my right hand to take care of myself. The high technology these days is really advanced. Manual to fully automatic?"

"First of all, this isn't exactly high-tech... Also, is it really okay for you to just tell me this directly?!"

"Haha, no problem~ What's there to hide from Brother Yuzhe? Want to hear the details? I can tell you if you want to!"

"No...! Well... it's not that I don't want to at all. When we're doing... when we're doing serious business, you can mention it briefly."

Really fragrant.

"Follow your orders~"

Well, after this little incident, both Yu Zhe and Yun'er were even more excited about the important business that was about to take place.

Well... it's about time to leave here and go where we need to go, right?

Honestly, when Yu Zhe and Yun'er look at each other now, they both blush and their hearts are pounding; they can't contain themselves.

The atmosphere... is more than enough.

Or rather, starting from the beach was enough.

jingle!

jingle!

Yun'er's phone rang a few times at that moment.

Yu Zhe led Yun'er out of the bathroom.

Yun'er's phone was still in Yu Zhe's pocket, so Yu Zhe took it out of his pocket and handed it to her.

Yun'er took the phone and looked at the caller ID, but then handed the phone back to Yu Zhe.

"Brother Yuzhe, you can answer it. It's your aunt calling."

"My mom?"

She called... I have a feeling it's not a good thing. Could it be that she's lost control of Yu Che?!

Without hesitation, Yu Zhe pressed the answer button and immediately heard Yang Qiuyun's panting and exhausted voice on the other end of the line.

"Phew! Yun'er, don't worry!! We're back at the seaside villa! I've got Yu Che under control!! She's too small, she can't escape!!"

It was a bit blurry... but Yu Zhe seemed to be able to hear Yu Che cursing and raging beside him.

Waaah... I'm so sorry, little sister. I promise I'll make it up to you tenfold next time! I promise!

Yu Zhe leaned closer to the receiver: "Mom, it's me."

"Ah? It's Yuzhe. Phew... Zixiao, help me hold her down, I'm going to say something to Yuzhe. Tsk, Zixiao, don't just leave me hanging! Waaah! Yuche, are you a dog? Biting people like that! Lin Yin! Waaah, she bit me!"

I think I heard Sister Lin Yin angrily cursing her mother, saying she deserved it...

And there was also Yu Che's mournful cry, as if he was saying something like, "Mo Lingyun, you wait, come back and I'll chop you up."

After some twists and turns, it seems that Yang Qiuyun has finally gained temporary freedom. She has extricated herself from the situation, and this time the voice coming through the microphone is much more stable.

"Phew... I'm exhausted. It's such a struggle to get you two to have a peaceful night. Yu Che bit me, Zi Xiao looked unhappy, and besides, they all had long faces. Do you know how hard it was for me?! There's no way to make this reasonable."

"They arranged for me to play the bad cop, but Yun'er contacted me first. They're the ones who should be blamed for their own incompetence; don't they understand the importance of appointments?"

Mo Lingyun expressed her heartfelt gratitude: "Thank you so much, Auntie..."

"Hey, you're welcome!"

"Mom, Mom? Stop complaining and get down to business. You might not be able to make a phone call again in a bit."

"Oh right, that's the important thing. Yu Zhe, where are you and Yun'er now? I'm guessing you haven't started yet, right?"

Yu Zhe had just turned on speakerphone, and when Yun'er heard this, she snuggled closer to Yu Zhe like a little bird. She felt that tonight was really wonderful.

Yu Zhe cooperated with her movements, accommodating Yun'er's snuggling. The two were very close to the ground, and Yu Zhe answered truthfully.

"We're currently...at the Love Hotel. This place isn't really suitable. We just booked a new, regular hotel and are about to move there. Mom...you have a big task to do today, please help me keep everyone calm, thank you!"

At times like this, I can only rely on you!

"Do you really need to ask me to do this... Sigh, I'll try my best. They're all quite jealous. You don't usually show it, but you just disappeared without saying goodbye. It's really troublesome. And what are you doing at the love hotel? You're having a pretty wild time."

"It's a long story, so this means we need to move to a different place..."

Yu Zhe glanced at Mo Lingyun as he spoke, and Yun'er playfully stuck out her tongue, indicating that she knew she was wrong.

Actually...

Yang Qiuyun's phone call wasn't to explain the current situation at the seaside villa.

She's here to tell the two of them some good news.

"That's perfect timing. Don't go to the other hotel. Let's go back to the seaside villa now, and I'll arrange a place for you."

"Huh? Going back now?" Yu Zhe was a little surprised.

Upon hearing this, Yun'er anxiously grabbed Yu Zhe's clothes.

If I go back to the seaside villa and get caught by Sister Yu Che, waaaaah, everything will be ruined.

Do you think Yang Qiuyun wouldn't have thought of what they thought of?

Yang Qiuyun's voice was so reliable.

"Don't worry, we're going back to the seaside villa, not back to our place. Actually, there's a fairly spacious storage room next to the vegetable garden in the villa's yard. I just thought it might be useful in case of emergency, so I had Lin Yin tidy it up this morning. There's a big bed, hehe... I won't reveal it yet, but you'll definitely be satisfied with the arrangement inside. I just told Lu Ling and Lu Yao that they'll bring you back. With them there, and me helping to keep you in check inside, no one will find out about you."

Yu Zhe was about to say that it wasn't necessary, as going back and forth was too much trouble.

But then Yang Qiuyun said something else.

This solidified Yu Zhe's belief that it was indeed time to return to the seaside villa.

"Yun'er's first time... Yu Zhe, give her a home, come home."

"it is good."

No matter how high the hotel price is, it's not home.

Yun'er, you no longer need to wander.

11. I made it!

The concept of home is actually quite vague.

Different perspectives lead to vastly different conclusions.

Take Yun'er for example. She believes that wherever Yu Zhe is, that's home. Otherwise, she wouldn't have walked out of the small village on her own, going through countless hardships to return to Yu Zhe's side... to her real home.

Yu Zhe's home is in the place where they live.

Haha... Otherwise, Yu Zhe often feels that he is actually quite greedy. That's just how he is. When he's far away from everyone, he feels a sense of drifting. He's the one who's most afraid of being alone.

Therefore, Yu Zhe definitely hopes to have Yun'er's first time at home, rather than letting her drift like a rootless duckweed. Drifting doesn't belong to Yu Zhe, nor does it belong to Yun'er.

After hanging up the phone, Yu Zhe put his arm around Yun'er's right shoulder, and the two of them pressed their bodies together.

"Did you hear that? Next... should we go back to the seaside villa, or stick to the original plan and go to another hotel? Yun'er, it's up to you."

"Hmm... listen to me, okay." At almost zero distance, Yun'er looked into Yu Zhe's eyes with her heterochromatic pupils, her eyes overflowing with affection.

Her soft, blushing words stirred Yu Zhe's heartstrings.

"Then of course, go to a place where you'll be more comfortable."

First, it's a double entendre, right?

Yu Zhe could clearly tell that Yun'er was referring not only to mental comfort, but also to physical sensations.

At home, Yun'er is confident that she can be more herself and let her brother Yuzhe experience all of her.

Well... since that's the case, then there's no need to ask where the final stop will be tonight.

"Yun'er...is your face even redder than before? Could it be...that you got excited when I told you about that adult toy?"