Even as a "normie," I'm completely oblivious to it.

This time, Yu Zhe raised his gaze in one go, his tense expression replaced by surprise.

Yu Che, standing beside him, wasn't the sullen person he had expected.

Instead, he wore his usual mischievous grin, crossed his arms, and waited for Yu Zhe to speak.

What else can I say?

If he won't say it, then Yu Che will!

Yu Che spread his arms and opened his palms.

"Well... I really don't know why you're so nervous, brother. If you want to look, just look. If you can't see clearly, how about I take off my clothes so you can see?"

"What the hell are you talking about! Underwear! Underwear!"

Yu Zhe thought she hadn't realized she'd forgotten to wear a bra.

That's definitely not it~

Yu Che was well aware of her current vacuum state.

With a slightly complaining expression, she told Yu Zhe about the "bitterness" she had endured.

"Hey~ Come to think of it, I don't have any underwear to wear right now, it's all your fault, brother."

Xie Yuzhe glanced at it twice more before forcing himself to sit up, even though his back pain had subsided, and asked what had happened.

"What do you mean 'blame me'... What did I do now...?"

"First of all, in order to travel light, I only brought two sets of underwear for this trip, and I threw one of them into the washing machine last night before going to bed."

"What about the rest of your outfit?!"

"That's why I said it's your fault~ It's all your fault for not coming home yesterday, so I could only imagine things. Hey, Su Zixiao knows this, she can vouch for me! So the other outfit is basically going to go into the washing machine too, and now I have nothing to wear."

"..."

I'm sorry... because I didn't come home, you had to generate your own electricity...

Yeah, right!

Even so, can't you just buy new ones yourself?! Mom just brought Yun'er new underwear within minutes, how could you not have clothes to wear?!

Zixiao, who was setting out the vinegar dishes on the dining table, thought for a moment upon hearing this and exposed Yuche's lie.

"Oh... I seem to remember that before you left, Yu Che, you prepared more than two sets of underwear, right? That's not your habit. You always prepare everything in advance."

"You've always had a knack for undermining me!"

It really was a scam...

Yu Zhe knew without even guessing that the girl was doing it on purpose.

This is revenge, revenge for Yu Zhe staying out all night and fooling around with Yun'er.

This is it! Truly naked revenge!

In every sense of the word.

But don't retaliate by giving me freebies! I really can't take that!

Yu Zhe forcibly suppressed the turmoil surging within him, as well as the blush rising on his cheeks.

He coughed twice, pretended nothing had happened, and sincerely apologized.

"Ahem... Regardless, Yu Che, I must apologize for what happened yesterday, I..."

"I forgive you."

"I didn't tell you about this beforehand... Please... forgive me?!"

Yu Zhe was about to continue apologizing, but before he could finish, Yu Che's forgiveness came even faster!

Yu Che braced herself on the sofa with both hands, and with a swinging motion, sat down next to Yu Zhe, placing her small hands on his waist.

"Hmm, what else? Brother now hopes..."

"Should I make a huge scene and, while I'm at it, hang this girl up and beat her?"

Upon hearing this, Yun'er became alert: "If possible... please, Sister Yu Che, show mercy."

"I'm too lazy to hit you."

23. Sequence

Well... of course, the reason I didn't hang Yun'er up and beat her is because she sent an apology message beforehand yesterday.

If it weren't for that information, Yu Che would have gone on a killing spree today!

They won't actually kill you, but your fate will definitely be worse than Yang Qiuyun's, who was tied up there!

Mo Lingyun had no idea that it was the apology message she sent on a whim last night that saved her. She only thought that Sister Yu Che had taken pity on her, or that she had lost her mind, which allowed her to escape a disaster.

In short, Yun'er honestly apologized and then focused on dealing with Xin Ye's hellish massage in front of her!

The pressure returned to Yu Zhe's side.

Yu Zhe had already slumped back onto the sofa. Since Yu Che had already sat down with her clothes pulled down, Yu Zhe didn't need to worry about the breathtaking view she would see as soon as she looked up.

Besides, it doesn't matter even if I see it!

Yu Zhe belatedly calmed down and looked at Yu Che's body. Was it too much?

I'm watching it openly and honestly!

Yu Zhe was incredibly arrogant in his heart, but the truth was...

His situation remains quite delicate.

Yu Che had clearly said she forgave him, but her little hands showed no intention of moving away from Yu Zhe's back.

Instead, they became even more brazen and took advantage of the situation.

While casually striking up conversations with Zixiao and Yun'er, she used her nimble fingers to trace patterns on Yuzhe's snow-white back—as if playing the piano.

No, this is lighter and more provocative than playing the piano. This piano isn't playing the strings, but rather touching Yu Zhe's most sensitive nerves.

Little Lychee sat at the dining table drinking orange juice, watching this scene through the glass. She even felt a little itchy on her back.

Since last night, Yu Zhe's emotions have been constantly provoked by Yun'er. The battle was finally over, and his emotions had cooled down somewhat. If this girl were to stir things up again now...

This is quite bad...

Yu Zhe cannot sit idly by and wait for his doom.

My mind can allow it, but my back won't.

Moreover, Yu Zhe understands that Yu Che is not a child who acts recklessly; she must understand why she cannot consistently produce output.

She's just being coquettish and throwing a tantrum now.

So, with a strong will to survive, Yu Zhe rolled over and used his right hand to pinch Yu Che's "piano playing" fingers.

"You...you've got a habit of poking me, haven't you? You're like a dog that will climb on the roof if you don't discipline it for three days. In a sense, you and Little Lychee are accomplices."

"Wow! Brother, you're amazing! Comparing me to that idiot? That's going too far!"

"puff!"

Poor little lychee, it can't even have a peaceful time while drinking orange juice!

She's a master at getting caught in the crossfire.

Yu Che's fingers were held, but she was not willing to give in. She simply straddled Yu Zhe's back, which was lifted up by his clothes.

The sudden contact between smooth surfaces startled Yu Zhe!

"Hey?!"

"ah!"

What are you saying?

You sat on my back yourself! If I move and bump into you, do you have the right to yell "Hey!"?

But Yu Zhe really didn't dare to move.

Zixiao couldn't stand it anymore, so she immediately put down the vinegar dish in her hand and came over to tell Yuche to stop fooling around.

But Yu Che's single glance sent Zi Xiao tumbling back.

That icy gaze not only intimidated Zixiao, but also made the others realize that it was best not to say anything at this moment.

Yu Che is really serious about causing trouble this time!

Yu Zhe could fully sense that Yu Che was sensible.

She appeared to be straddling his back, but in reality, her legs were supporting the sofa surface on both sides, preventing her weight from pressing down on Yu Zhe.

Waaah, at least she knows how to care about my back!

That's right, how could Yu Che possibly do anything to hurt Yu Zhe?

She remained motionless in that position and did not speak.

To put it bluntly, we're still waiting for Yu Zhe to speak.

They were of one mind; she was waiting for him to say what he wanted to say, and Yu Zhe already knew exactly what she was waiting for.

Sigh... let's just pray that Yu Che's authority and face are enough, otherwise, Yu Zhe can't guarantee that a fight might break out later.

Yu Zhe gave up struggling, picked up a strand of Yu Che's silver hair beside him and rubbed it in his palm, speaking in a voice that he could make as loud as possible for everyone to hear.

"Um... Yu Che, do you... want a specific order?"

"Mmm, brother understands me!" Yu Che deliberately touched Yu Zhe's foot with her little white silk-clad feet, indicating that she was very happy. "It's so great that you can understand me directly. So, brother, I think you need to give a clear answer about the order of things to come first, so that you don't sneak off like Mo Lingyun did yesterday. That really deserves a beating!"

"..."

Qi Xinye has finished massaging Yun'er's legs.

Qin Ruoke also happened to return to the living room from the balcony.

They all heard the proposal that Yu Che suddenly brought up.

order...?

If I'm not mistaken, is there some kind of order arrangement that Zixiao, Xiaolizhi, and Lingyun have no right to participate in?