Even as a "normie," I'm completely oblivious to it.

"Probably not... Uh, Brother Yuzhe, I can't say for sure. But if it's Sister Xiaomeng, it's definitely possible. None of the girls around you seem to have normal thinking..."

"Alright, you're one of those girls who don't think straight, so you have no right to say that. No... I need to call Xiaomeng and ask her. I won't feel at ease until I'm sure about this."

Just as Yu Zhe was about to take out his phone, Xiao Lizhi rolled to the side, her face slightly flushed, dodging Yu Zhe's poking attack on her butt, and then cleverly said...

"No need to call. Doesn't Sister Xiaomeng come every afternoon to teach me the terminology for tasting food? According to the original plan, today is her last day to come. At this time... she should be here in about half an hour."

"That's great. Asking in person is definitely clearer than explaining over the phone."

"Okay! I'll send a message to Sister Xiaomeng."

"Let her come a little earlier? There's no need for that. She can come at the same time she's supposed to. It's just a little longer."

"No! I meant to say, please ask Sister Xiaomeng to come a little later!"

"?"

What are you doing here so late! I wanted to ask you something, and you, you troublemaker, are just trying to cause trouble, aren't you!

But when Little Lychee blinked, the blush on her face hadn't completely faded.

After sending Xiaomeng a message asking her to come a little later, her slender fingers crawled along the bed sheet all the way up to Yuzhe's thigh.

Only at times like this does the little fool speak with such beauty in his tone.

"Just now... Brother Yu Zhe went a bit too far... My butt isn't a marshmallow, and Brother Yu Zhe doesn't even touch me properly... Several times he touched me too low!"

The location being "lower down" is exactly where Little Lychee is referring to.

Yu Zhe knows it even better!

"Ahem! Sorry... but it's not entirely my fault... who told you to lie there so unguarded? Sometimes I can't help myself..."

My hands are disobedient, but that's not my fault!

Xie Yuzhe firmly believes this!

But Yu Zhe's disobedient little hands just now turned on a certain switch in Xiao Lizhi.

She took out the small box of chewing gum that she had treasured when she returned from Klömmer from her cabinet.

She clumsily opened the small box, and judging from her slightly trembling fingers, the little idiot was quite nervous.

But she still tried her best to finish what she had to say.

"Well... if Sister Xiaomeng comes at the original time, she only has half an hour... that's too short. Is it a bit unreasonable of me to ask her to come a little later...?"

"It's nothing." Yu Zhe glanced to the side, somewhat unable to look directly at Xiao Lizhi in this state. "It's human nature, I can understand. So how long did you make her arrive late?"

Two hours...

"what?!"

"It's only two hours late! Brother Yu Zhe said it's only natural. It takes at least two hours for people to calm down!"

"You...! Ugh! Fine, two hours it is. You sleeping in the middle of the day, it's all your fault. If you want to sleep, then I'll let you sleep as much as you want today!"

Yu Zhe originally came here today intending to tease Xiao Lizhi a bit.

Unexpectedly, after exchanging a few words, Yu Zhe ended up being the one who was made a fool of.

But it's clear that this was just a preparatory activity!

Next, Yu Zhe must make Xiao Lizhi understand in bed that sometimes, she cannot be fooled!

Poor little lychee~ She just woke up from her nap last night, and now she's forced to take another comfortable afternoon nap~

62. If you're going to study, then study!

As it was getting dark, Xiaomeng arrived a few hours later, just as Xiaolizhi had instructed.

She spoke of her university life in a very ordinary way, as if she were talking about something insignificant.

"Hmm? University? Then it must be Fenghai University! It would be a waste not to attend the university right here in our hometown! Besides, it has great potential, much better than the universities in the provincial capital... cough, sorry, our Fenghai University is still too weak to be praised."

"..."

Little Lychee is adorable and blinks her eyes; she only agrees with what Little Meng says.

But Yu Zhe can't just let things slide like this!

What happened with Xiao Ruoke yesterday left Yu Zhe both amused and exasperated.

So you pulled this stunt on me too!

Yu Zhe gently tapped Xiao Meng's head with a chopstick, making her two blue pigtails tremble.

"You, you, are you serious? When did you return your university admission file? You didn't tell Yu Che, did you?"

"Waaah! Stop hitting me! My head can't take a beating!"

Xiao Meng crouched down, covering her head in defense, cautiously observing Yu Zhe's state of being angry yet not quite angry.

"Yu Che did tell me the day before yesterday! He said the Su family was going to invest in Fenghai University, which puts my mind at ease. I originally thought it would be a huge loss to apply to Fenghai University, but isn't this perfect!"

"Indeed, indeed, it just so happens... uh... Xiaomeng, you mean... you turned down the university admission offer from the provincial capital before Yuche brought this up?"

"Yes! Sigh... that was a really painful decision, but thankfully my parents support me! Xue'er also shook my hand to show her support!"

"You all...!!"

"Wow, Little Lychee! Protect your head!"

"Great!"

Xiao Meng hid behind Xiao Lizhi, letting Xiao Lizhi's Iron Head Technique shield her from Yu Zhe's hand chop.

I must say, that was incredibly wise!

Yu Zhe's latest move is yet another advanced version of being both funny and exasperated!

Xiao Meng is incredibly bold to do this.

What information can we glean from what she just said? Simply put, when Xiaomeng didn't know that Fenghai University would receive investment from the Su family and would remain an ordinary university, she gave up her spot at a university in the provincial capital and chose to stay in Fenghai City, remaining close to everyone.

It's easier said than done; when you actually make the decision, it feels like throwing away a winning lottery ticket!

No, it should be even worse than that, after all, Xiaomeng got into the provincial university through her own efforts.

Yu Zhe helplessly lowered his raised little hand, sat down listlessly on Xiao Lizhi's bed, and closed his eyes in deep thought.

He muttered to himself, and Xiao Lizhi and Xiao Meng covered their heads and went over to check on him.

Yu Zhe's current tone sounds like he's angry, but also like he's complaining with a sense of relief.

"Seriously... what kind of people are around me... each one more outrageous than the last... sigh..."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Meng raised her arm, put her hand on Xiao Lizhi's shoulder, and smiled at her.

Hearing Yu Zhe say that, she...

I know, Yuzhe won't be angry!

If Yu Zhe were truly angry, he would probably have been driven to his death by them long ago.

Little Lychee giggled twice; Pistachio always seems to unleash her potential at times like this.

"Hahaha...! Isn't this great! If Sister Ruoke decides to stay in Fenghai City, now Sister Xiaomeng is too. Isn't this a win-win situation? We can see each other again anytime! Brother Yuzhe, this is wonderful news! We should have a celebration banquet!"

"So you really want to throw a victory celebration... and not just want to eat the cake at the party again?"

"They're not that greedy!"

"Who knows, you little glutton?"

Xiao Meng looked left and right.

She then noticed that Yu Zhe and Xiao Lizhi were singing in unison, their faces flushed with an unnatural blush as they spoke.

Moreover... when Yu Zhe talks to Xiao Lizhi now, you can feel that there is still some lingering doting in his tone.

Combined with Xiaolizhi's not-so-tidy pajamas and the fact that she had been told she would have to arrive a few hours later, she was also reminded of this.

The clever Xiaomeng clenched her left fist and slapped her right palm, and immediately understood!

"Oh! I see, Yuzhe, you just tasted some lychees. No wonder you two were so breathless when you were talking~ Did I... arrive at the wrong time?"

"Ahem!! Don't be so blunt!"

There's no need to spell it out so clearly!

Sometimes I feel that Xiaomeng is actually a mischievous little girl.

When this was mentioned, even Little Lychee surprisingly shrank back a little.

Hmm... thankfully, Xiaomeng arrived at the agreed time. If she had arrived half an hour earlier... I wouldn't have been able to open the door for her.

Half an hour ago, the battle was quite intense and couldn't be stopped at all.

Little Lychee has barely recovered... she's laughing and joking, but she's just putting on a brave face.

Yu Zhe was quite considerate of Xiao Lizhi's condition, beckoning Xiao Meng to come over to him.

Luo Luoli skipped over to Yu Zhe, and seeing Yu Zhe's pretty little face slightly flushed, she took advantage of Xiao Lizhi's lowered head and not paying attention, and jumped up to give Yu Zhe a light kiss on the cheek.

"Xiao Meng, you...!"

"A little gift~ Hehe, I just finished with Xiao Lizhi, this is all I can offer, it's not too much, right? Yeah, not at all!"

She finished speaking in a low voice, sat down next to Yu Zhe, and swayed her head and two short legs wearing white stockings, looking very happy.

She doesn't need to give Xiaolizhi a lesson on food tasting today, since it's already this late.

Xiaomeng came to see Yuzhe after hearing that he was coming.

—And that's not all.

Xiao Meng actually had a somewhat immature suggestion she wanted to try to tell Yu Zhe face-to-face.

"Yu Zhe, I have an idea, would you like to hear it?"

"I want to hear what you want to say."

"Hmm, what I was trying to say was, how about you experience university life?"

"Huh?! I didn't take the college entrance exam?"

“Student status isn’t important.” Xiao Meng held up a finger and twirled it around to make her point clear. “Think about it, since the Su family has funded Fenghai University with so much money, it shouldn’t be difficult for you, as an introductory student, to get the same access to classes as regular students, right? Student status is useless to you, isn’t it?”