Section 353, Chapter 348: A Peculiar Figure in the Film Industry
The stars tonight are not those of last night. For whom do I stand in the wind and dew all night? Unbeknownst to Hana, someone has already stayed up all night for her (laughs).
But like many men who pursue girls, only to find they've only moved themselves after much effort, the problem with Doppo Yuji was that he never considered the possibility that his challenge might be ignored. This martial arts master considered the appropriate time, the appropriate place, and the issue of saving face after victory or defeat, but he never considered that Kanon could easily treat the "mysterious person's" challenge as harassment...
In Kanon's view, not replying to the letter was tantamount to refusing the challenge, while Doppo felt that not explicitly refusing was tantamount to acknowledging that he would come to fight. In the end, due to the misunderstanding between the two, Doppo got a slight cold, while Kanon happily went to her next date.
Compared to the Sumo Association and the mystery man challenge, the next date is more important. It's Jun Kanbayashi inviting Kanon to watch their Christmas performance hosted by Super Japanese Wrestling. After Kanon says she doesn't have that much time, Uncle Kanbayashi provides another alternative.
“Our association’s investors also watched the Deathmatch and apparently found inspiration in it, creating an anime based on the Deathmatch story. They’ve also recently made a live-action version. I happen to have a few tickets for an exclusive screening here; you might want to invite your friends to come along.” After saying this, Guan Linchun went to continue training Chun Nan, who had joined his team. Chun Nan had been performing well since joining the wrestling association, becoming the association’s Rookie of the Year in less than three months—a truly commendable achievement.
After asking around, Hanon finally found that Gina and Rimi, teachers at Mr. Shirogane's gym, were available and arranged to meet Hanon at the movie theater entrance.
"Hi, Hanon, over here~" During the holiday, Gina and Rimi were both dressed very beautifully, and Hanon's eyes lit up as she went to greet them.
"Sorry I'm late, I was held up by something." Hana said, "Did you find the screening room?"
Gina stepped aside from the display board behind her: "Here it is."
"Found it... Pfft!" Hanon, who hadn't thought much of it at first, burst out laughing the moment she saw the display board: "Just who are the leaders of the Wrestling Association? They're amazing!"
"Huh?" ×2. Gina and Rimi didn't understand why Kanon was shocked. Neither of them had participated in the Deadly Elimination Tournament and didn't recognize the three people on the poster. But what Kanon saw was clearly Tokita Ohma, Yamashita Kazuo, and Sekibayashi Jun! And the movie's title, "Kenji Asura," seemed like a blatant attempt to piggyback on someone else's fame…
"Uncle Guan Lin is also in the show? Mr. Yamashita is one thing, but that guy Tokita Ohma is going back to acting?" Hanon felt like her worldview had shattered. These people's character settings collapsed too quickly. Could it be that Tokita Ohma's old wounds are too serious and he is preparing to switch to acting?
Of course, that's not how it happened. Once inside the movie theater, the lights went out, the screen lit up, and a character who looked 90% like Ohma slowly walked out of the entrance. His assistant looked 70-80% like Yamashita Kazuo. The two chatted and laughed, but all they talked about were words like "match," "muscles," and "fist intent." Kanon and Rimi-sensei were completely confused, while Gina, a reader of the original manga, watched with great interest.
Not only that, but there seems to be something wrong with Kazuo Yamamoto's hairstyle. It's a super punk mohawk. Do the leaders of the wrestling association have some misunderstanding about Kazuo?
"Sure enough, this misunderstanding is too big..." Hanon sighed, because when the two characters arrived at the ring, the actor playing Ohma was almost identical to the original in terms of physique, while the actor playing Yamashita Kazuo was too exaggerated—over two meters tall, with bulging muscles all over his body, and almost two heads taller than "Ohma".
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Kanon's mouth dropped open in shock, while Rimi-sensei unleashed her full power as a sarcastic commentator, launching into a serious critique of the film's premise.
"Hey, isn't this 'Ichifu' stronger than the protagonist? So why is he just an assistant, while the protagonist, who's much smaller and thinner, is the one going into the ring? What exactly is this 'fist intent' competition? What are you guys doing?"
When a villainous character who looked exactly like Jun Seki appeared, Rimi-sensei's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous criticism) became even more intense.
"This villain... is too small! Why would such a weakling become the main villain in a movie? So what exactly is the 'Fist Intent' competition about?"
The "Guan Lin Chun" character's facial features are indeed no different from the real Guan Lin, but this villain's height... is even shorter than Wang Ma's, making him a miniature version of Guan Lin.
Then, before the "Fist Intent" competition began, the three of them even seriously did some warm-up exercises...
"Ugh, why do we have to do warm-up exercises? And why do they explain the key points of the movements in detail during the warm-up? Is this a documentary? Am I back in Mr. Shirogane's gym?" Rimi complained until she was out of breath and exhausted. She tugged at Kanon's sleeve and said, "Waaah, this is so hard. Kanon, you can complain too."
"Pfft—hahahahahahaha!" Hanon didn't complain, but burst out laughing. The leaders of the wrestling association are really something else! This is practically a parody movie! The contrast is just too cute!
Amidst the laughter, Kanon didn't pay much attention to the subsequent plot, especially since this was an internal preview version and indeed quite short. After the credits rolled, the production team even added a trendy Easter egg, announcing that an even more terrifying demon king—Flord Sonny—would appear in the sequel's "Fist of Fury" tournament.
"Hmm, I feel like I've seen this character somewhere before, but I can't remember her at all looking at her figure..." Gina and Rimi both noticed this problem, and Kanon was naturally even more certain. It was obvious that this was the inspiration that came from Kanon.
In a fleeting glimpse, the "stand-in" of Kanon was wearing a mask. The outline of her head matched Kanon's quite well, except for her figure...
"I...I'm not a muscle-bound Barbie!" Hanon bit her lip, protesting silently and weakly. The "Flord" on the screen had a small head but a very strong body, definitely a muscle-bound Barbie, with disproportionate features. Although Hanon was very strong, watching a parody movie was one thing, but becoming the object of the parody herself was a completely different feeling.
In short, Kanon's emotions were complicated, Rimi was speechless, and Gina finished watching the movie with great interest. Afterwards, the three of them rushed to the "main venue"—Mr. Shirogane's gym.
"Kanon, hurry up, hurry up!" Rimi and Gina called out to Kanon as they rushed to catch a taxi: "There are lots of college students and athletes invited to the gym party tonight, whether you can find a boyfriend depends on tonight!"
None of the beautiful women at Mr. Silver's Gym have boyfriends...
But Kanon has a girlfriend~
That's why she wasn't in a hurry; she was dragged to the gym by Rimi and Gina.
Tonight's "main course" is a costume party.
Author's Note: Sorry, it's a little late again. The Spring Festival Gala will be starting soon. Everyone, enjoy your Spring Festival holiday! If you're in Wuhan, I wish you all good health too! ( ̄▽ ̄)"
Chapter 354 Today's update will be a little late.
It's Chinese New Year, and I was up all night yesterday. I didn't wake up until almost noon today O(∩_∩)O I'm sure everyone is tired from playing too, so the update will be a little late. I'm working hard to write.
Also, I would like to remind everyone to pay attention to epidemic prevention. There were a lot of new pneumonia cases overnight after Lunar New Year's Eve, and the epidemic is still quite serious. Because I was in a tourist area during the Lunar New Year, I was playing ping-pong at home yesterday when a stranger tapped me on the shoulder, which startled me ( ̄▽ ̄) "Everyone, please take good care of yourselves!"
Section 355, Chapter 349: Cosplay Mini-Brawl
"Welcome to Mr. Shirogane's Gym. Hope you have a great time tonight!" The receptionist was still smiling and serving everyone on Christmas Eve. Under her guidance, Hanon, Gina, and teacher Rimi entered the gym.
When an event is held, the gym is laid out differently than usual, much more spacious, and crowded with about a hundred people. Men and women come and go, chatting and laughing, creating a lively festive atmosphere.
After Kanon and the others came in, they quickly found Akemi, Hibiki, and Ayaka: "Ah, you've already changed your clothes~"
"Yeah, we came over right after school and exercised for a bit. After showering, we changed right away," Zhu Mei said. She was dressed in a traditional Santa Claus outfit, as were Hibiki and Ayaka next to her. Hibiki was dressed in a well-covered snowman outfit, while Ayaka was dressed in a midriff-baring reindeer outfit, showing off her beautiful figure.
Ah, Ayaka's abs are amazing, I want to... cough cough, Kanon felt she couldn't let her mind wander: "By the way, the uniforms of the three of you are so thematic, they're totally Christmas style."
"Hey! That's right, you guys have absolutely no cosplay spirit!" Gina chimed in, linking arms with Hanon and Rimi: "The three of us are different, our costumes will definitely blow everyone away!"
"Well..." Hanon scratched her head, not wanting to offend Gina, and leaned over to whisper, "To be honest, I prepared the same Santa Claus outfit as Zhu Mei, so I probably won't be able to stun everyone."
“It’s okay!” Gina patted Hanon’s head nonchalantly, with a confident expression: “Satomi-sensei is a cosplay expert. To prevent the costumes from being subpar, I specially asked her to bring a few extra uniforms. You can try changing them later.”
"Uh, okay." Seeing Gina's overly enthusiastic attitude, Hanon couldn't refuse her kindness and had no choice but to take the bag from Rimi.
The bag was quite heavy, and you could tell from the first touch that it contained several uniforms. Kanon asked curiously, "Satomi-sensei, don't you want to choose one?"
"Hehehe, how could a good cosplayer not know what clothes she wants to wear?" Rimi-sensei said confidently, "You girls are still too green. I had already decided on my Christmas party outfit when December just started!"
What else can Hanon say? Well... let's wait and see.
After a while, Zhu Mei, Xiang and Ayaka, who were waiting outside the locker room, saw Gina come out first, wearing a super flattering... casual sportswear outfit?
"Gina, what are you cosplaying as?"
"Hey—you guys can't tell? I'm cosplaying Volker Khan!"
The three people opposite them collectively facepalmed: "Who would cosplay a real person?! Even if someone did, your outfit is too ordinary, it's no different from what you'd wear to the gym!"
Now it was Gina's turn to scratch her head: "What? I thought Volker Khan was a household name... No, I need to go change into something else!"
So Gina has prepared several sets of uniforms for herself?
A little while later, Gina reappeared in her second outfit. This time, her clothes were mainly khaki, with a tank top and shorts, and her hair was tied up in a small braid.
Zhu Mei and the others expressed their confusion again: "Who is it this time?"
"Huh? Of course you know him, right? I'm cosplaying as the Thai Fighting God, the heavyweight champion who dominated the four major boxing associations, Gaoran Unsavad!
"...I don't know him."
"Hey—didn't the gym show his documentary? And Ayaka, doesn't your family own a boxing gym? Didn't Gaolang train at your house?" Gina was confused and quickly assumed a boxing stance: "This familiar jab, don't you remember it?"
Ayaka certainly knew Gaolang, but she just didn't understand: "By the way, are all the cosplay plans you prepared based on real people?"
"Yes, what's the problem?"
Zhu Mei, Xiang He Caiya, and others are sweating profusely...
The understanding Akemi chose to change the subject: "By the way, why are Kanon and Rimi-sensei taking so long?"
The pragmatic Hibiki walked over and knocked on Kanon's changing room door: "Kanon, have you changed your clothes yet?"
"Hmm..." came a faint, mosquito-like voice from the changing room.
She had changed her clothes early on, but... she was a little shy.
Hibiki, oblivious to Kanon's attitude, continued banging on the door and calling out, "The party's about to start, get ready and come out early~"
"Okay..." With a sigh, Hanon pushed open the door and stepped out. Then everyone saw... Chun-Li.
Her hair was styled into two buns with hair accessories, and her only outer garment was a tight-fitting cheongsam with a slit, which showed off Hana's amazing figure, even her abs were clearly defined.
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"Wow! Kanon is so pretty~" "This uniform is amazing!" "Nice!" Akemi, Hibiki, and Ayaka gathered around, praising Kanon's outfit. Akemi, in particular, who usually only knew that Kanon had great muscles, finally saw her "strength" for the first time. Staring at Kanon's exposed muscles, her eyes lit up and she was practically drooling.
However, human joys and sorrows are not shared. Kanon just felt that it was noisy... and shameful. Rimi-sensei, this amateur cosplay expert, was doing cosplays that were very suggestive, with each costume more revealing than the last. This Chun-Li costume was the most harmonious one that Kanon had found after picking and choosing.
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Surrounded by girls, Kanon covered her face and sighed, "Ugh..."
Gina also came over to take a look. Everyone loves beauty, and she also thought Kanon was great: "Harasho, Kanon, you look so beautiful in your uniform! Ah, you're Chinese, that makes it even more fitting!" Then Gina fell into a slump: "Waaah, I feel like I lost. My uniform can't compare to Kanon's."
Gina then decided to make a change: "Okay, I'm going to change into another uniform! Kanon's cosplay inspired me, I want to cosplay a character from my own country too, I've got an idea!" After saying that, the girl rushed into the dressing room again, and a rustling sound came from inside.
"Well, it seems like Gina will need a long time..." Zhu Mei suggested, "Why don't we go inside first?"
"That's right, what are you waiting for?" Rimi-sensei's voice came over at that moment.
Kanon and the others looked in the direction of the sound and were immediately petrified. Rimi-sensei was wearing... a queen's outfit?!
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