Nindy, who had been taken from Snow by Karen, tentatively greeted Karen...
"Call me Sister Karen—!"
Sure enough, several veins bulged on the saintess's forehead—
"Um... I have to say, your relationships are really messed up—the daughter's adopted child is called 'Grandma, Sister,' while that short, white-haired girl, who should clearly be the daughter, calls that man 'Grandpa'..."
"Hey, do you guys really like to take advantage of each other based on nominal seniority?"
Seemingly having discovered something new, Shi Bao curiously approached—
"Go away, go away! I'm a proper twenty-year-old girl—there's no reason for me to be called 'grandma,' hey... Snow—"
"Mom, calm down, I'm scared..."
"From now on, call me 'older sister'—understand?"
Karen stared at her daughter.
"This...this...isn't this going to have a bad influence???"
The girl looked somewhat bewildered.
"Um--?!"
“Mother… oh no, Sister Karen, whatever you say is right—”
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Snow muttered to himself, "Women who care about their age are terrifying."
"You need to think about it, we look about the same age, maybe just a few years apart—"
"You call me Mom, and this child calls me Grandma, is that appropriate?!"
Karen, seeing Snow's hesitant expression, explained logically and persuasively...
Doesn't this make you look eternally young?
Just as the group was chatting amongst themselves, a communicator on Ningdi's body, which had been isolated after being taken into the Herrscher of Corruption's space, was dialed—
"—Hey! Can you hear me?! You kidnappers over there, listen up! I'm coming right now to smash you all to pieces and make dumplings for you!!"
Chapter 310-9 Karen, I want them all—!!!
The scene fell silent... The people present looked at each other, and finally turned their attention to the communicator hanging on Ningdi's waist.
"Hey, who is this...? Why is she so fierce..."
Hearing the irritable voice and terrorist-like remarks coming from the communicator greatly shocked the Jizo Mitama beside him.
Even faster than Ninti and Kallen, who was holding her, was Shi Bao, the Herrscher with a naturally bad temper and a violent temper, who directly pulled the communicator off Ninti's waist.
After a flurry of reverse operations, the channel that had just been used to call was finally connected—
"Hey! Who do you want to beat to a pulp and turn into dumplings?! Dare to come and challenge me?!"
Before Jiuxiao on the other end of the communication could even speak, Shibao bluntly retorted, immediately amusing Jiuxiao of Penglai Temple on the other end of the communication.
"Want to get in touch? Come on—give me your address!!"
The voices on the other end of the conversation sounded like angry laughter to the people around them.
"Hey! Boss! You said—go there with him and see what happens!!"
Shi Bao turned to look at Snow Apocalypse, who was watching the drama unfold, his face practically screaming, "Captain, should we go and give him a good thrashing?"
"Oh, this..."
Having discerned whose voice that was filled with exasperation belonged to, Snow looked at Ninti, whose face clearly showed she was up to no good and who was being held by Karen, unable to snatch the communicator back. He pondered for a moment, then asked a completely unrelated question—
"We need to revive this little girl first. After she's revived, where do you want to go play...?"
"Or should we just go back to Destiny headquarters? See if we can find that scumbag old man and beat him up?"
"What does this have to do with the person who wants to chop us up and make dumplings?"
Shi Bao looked at Snow with a puzzled expression, seemingly unable to understand her abrupt change of topic.
"Of course it does. It determines where we fight, whether any unlucky guys get dragged into it, and if so, how many unlucky guys get dragged in—"
"And how much we'll have to pay in cleanup, or maybe we won't have to pay anything at all—"
"I have a feeling you're plotting something bad... Never mind, I'll suggest a place, but I don't know if you'll like it."
"After I escaped from that wretched old woman and her three female hooligans' four-on-one attack, I saw a very beautiful island city at sea, but I don't know what it's called—anyway, it's quite unique... Little boss, do you remember it?"
Shi Bao looked at Snow beside him, while Karen and Ningdi, who were intrigued by Shi Bao's description, also looked at the blonde girl in front of them.
"A super-modern city adrift at sea...?"
"The only place I can think of that fits this criterion is Coral Island... But going there... um, never mind, it's fine, I'll go there!"
The thought of the chaotic scene in the entire Coral Island City brought a delighted smile to the girl's face.
[I wonder if the one coming to the rescue from World Serpent's side will be that lazy, noodle-eating monster Kevin, or my dear Imotek—]
"That's settled then—Shi Bao, tell him we'll meet on Coral Island!"
"No problem!"
"Hey, you old lady making dumplings over there! Let's meet up on Coral Island! Don't let me catch you, or I'll break your hands..."
"Youth is wonderful... oh, no, it should be 'a newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger'..."
Watching Shi Bao continue exchanging trash talk with Jiu Xiao on the other end of the communicator, Snow muttered something under her breath, then Karen patted her shoulder...
"?"
"Kid... tell me honestly, do you know that person on the other end of Ningdi's communicator?"
"Uh... Mom, let's get this straight first. I like, or rather, someone who is my equal in status and strength, a girl."
"Oh, that's normal—I also have girls I like."
Karen's reaction was indifferent, after all, the matter was unremarkable.
"Uh, what about Dad?"
“Of course I, Kallen Kaslana, want it all—and you too!”
"Dame--cough cough cough, let's get down to business. The one on the other end of the communicator who's going to skin us alive, chop us up, and make dumplings for us... um, the tigress, is my girlfriend."
"Um--?"
Karen's voice immediately rose by seven decibels.
“Kid—you can’t bring home a girl who sounds so fierce and has violent tendencies just from her voice.”
"What if she bullies you, and your family can't fight back?!"
"...Uh, I'm the one who usually bullies her."
Snow gave an awkward smile and chuckled.
"Oh... that's alright then, as long as you can beat them."
Karen's voice softened again, returning to its previous "whatever, child, do as you please" tone, with a hint of curiosity in her eyes—
"Tell your mother quickly, what's this child usually like?"
"Normally...? A purple-haired, purple-eyed ultimate otaku, a hardcore gamer who can sit in front of the computer all day as long as the power and internet are off... Oh, and more importantly, she's also pretty good at fighting, and she's a submissive character!"
The author emphasized the weak and submissive nature of Miss Jiuxiao in her normal purple-haired state, and Lord Snow felt that he was ready to act again.
"Ah, and most importantly... she cooks better than me... what about you, Mom?"
"Huh? I can't cook... and I've never learned how to cook... It's okay, I'll try my best when I get back!"
Oh, my unfortunate and ill-fated father, perhaps dying in the Tree of Imaginary Numbers wouldn't be such a bad choice for you...
Looking at the confident and energetic Miss Karen in front of him, Snow silently made the sign of the cross for his father.
"Ah...that's great, Mother, keep it up...I won't get involved, you can have Father try the dishes you make..."
After placing all the potential life-threatening risks on Mr. Otto Apocalypse alone, the blonde girl chose to leave and change the subject.
"Hey, you, that street-smart Herrscher—did you get it?"
"Alright, alright, that guy's so angry he said he'll meet us on Coral Island tomorrow—"
"That's great... By the way, Shi Bao, can you cook?"
"Huh? Of course I can! And I'll definitely do it better than that old fogey!"
"That's great. From now on, you'll be in charge of meals for our tour group—"
"Huh? Forget it, I'm not interested in experiencing the Kaslana family's true nature anymore. I've already seen enough of that in my old memories."
"So... are you guys done talking? I want to be resurrected! I want freedom! I want to eat fried tofu!! Are you guys with hands and feet just taking advantage of the fact that I can't use my knife normally?!"
"Okay, okay, I'll take you to see your sister, stop crying—"
Chapter 320 Hahaha, I'm so hot!!!
"Why did you two leave so long ago—"
Just as Qian Jie was about to hurl a string of insults, he saw a familiar yet somewhat unfamiliar figure...
"Wait—are you Hua?"
"Huh? You are the Thousand Tribulations of the Old Relic's Memory—truly living up to your reputation."
...
"Can you two idiots who've hit it off please move aside from the doorway?!"
Miss Snow's forehead veins bulged as she was blocked from entering the room by Shi Bao and Qian Jie.
"Ah...oh oh oh—it's that grumpy guy, let's go talk over there—"
"How did these two suddenly become so attracted to each other..."
The girl muttered something and glanced at the pink-furred fox lady holding the "corpse" beside her...
"Miss Sakura, right?"
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