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Eternal Paradise: Chapter 444 Is it too late for me to switch jobs now?.jpg

The next day, in the bishop's office, Miss Skadi was dragging along a black-haired, red-eyed oriental beauty, grumbling as she prepared to meet the true bishop and captain who had finally returned.

"Archbishop Snow, Captain! Schicksal's strongest truant! -- Boss, are you there?!"

While her words were ostensibly inquiries, her actions revealed no politeness whatsoever; Skadi kicked open the door, which was already ajar...

Then the squad leader confronted a white-haired man sitting in the bishop's chair with a murderous expression.

"..."

"..."

"Hahaha, isn't this the young master of the World Serpent? What brings you here, sir?"

Miss Skudy, who was somewhat of an acquaintance, greeted Miss Imotek, who was frowning and revising the documents.

"Why am I sitting here? You'll have to ask your good bishop and good captain what good things they've done."

--

Half an hour ago—

The blonde girl looked at the table in front of her filled with documents left behind by Theresa, pushed her non-existent air eyes, turned to look at the adjutant who had originally served under Theresa, and remained silent.

"...Lord Snow?"

"Sir, please say something! Don't look at me like that, it's giving me the creeps..."

“…”

The blonde girl stared blankly at her adjutant, contemplating whether she should skip work...

"Lord Snow, I admit that the heads of the Logistics and Intelligence departments, in an effort to save time, simply dumped all the documents on you without any screening—"

"And the heads of the personnel department and the finance department too!"

Miss Snow Apocalypse, who had been daydreaming about whether to run away, was brought back to her senses by the self-destructing truck-type lieutenant in front of her, and made up her mind to grab her bucket and run...

Good heavens! No wonder Daddy split Destiny in two, no wonder Theresa is always working overtime and still can't finish... You bunch of worms were just waiting for me here.

"So, these are all...?"

Blue eyes swept over the mountain of documents taller than their own men, then turned to scrutinize the adjutant beside him...

".....right."

"Move it out, give it to Kiana, and let her burn it—"

"Then have them rewrite it for me. Those who don't want to rewrite it, get out of here and retire in Siberia!"

"Ah...yes!!!"

The adjutant nervously picked up the documents from the table, greeted Snow, and prepared to leave.

"There's one more thing—I'm going out to find someone! Just hand her any documents I have to handle—I need to teach these little brats who're itching for a vacation in Siberia a lesson."

"You think I'm Theresa Apocalypse, huh?!"

"Uh...okay...okay—"

After silently praying for some colleagues she had never met, the adjutant grabbed the documents and dashed out, fleeing as if she were escaping.

--

"Open the door! Archbishop Cha Ruzhu is here!"

Miss Snow pulled out a hammer and started banging on the gate of the World Serpent underground base.

"..."

With this huge commotion, the base gate was quickly opened, and unsurprisingly, behind the door was Miss Imotek with a sour face, holding a bowl of classic instant noodles, as if she had been making them earlier.

"Have you eaten?!"

Upon seeing the newcomer, Snow immediately greeted him.

"Not yet...? Wait a minute! Snow Apocalypse, are you out of your mind?!"

Miss Imotek, whose thought process hadn't quite caught up, choked on her noodles on the spot...

"You haven't eaten, have you? Come help me out—I'll treat you to noodles after I'm done."

"If I don't help, you can get up here! You bad thing—"

White Hair immediately rejected the invitation from his other self.

"My assessment is that the two of us should just re-fusion back into our original form!!!"

"...And then there's the double paperwork from the World Serpent and Destiny, right???"

The blonde girl retorted just as fiercely.

"That's your problem, what does it have to do with me? You don't really think I don't know about all those weird little tricks you've been up to, do you?"

"Relinquish the authority over the Tree of Imaginary Numbers—another me."

"Wow, you want it? Then come and get it yourself—"

.......

The result was obvious: the loser of the Dark Duel was forced to sit in the bishop's office and face today's documents.

—And after friendly discussions and exchanges between the two sides, the World Serpent was directly merged into Destiny on the spot.

I didn't come to work voluntarily—but that guy over there is just too good at fighting!

While inwardly cursing the blonde female bishop who had infiltrated various departments of Destiny and intended to persuade people with reason, Imotek's blue eyes turned to the two pairs of clowns in front of him.

“I know you, Skadi, the A-rank Valkyrie of the Divine Authority Squad… That guy Snow Apocalypse has gone to beat up the slackers in various departments, so I'm in charge here for now—”

"So, who's that guy next to you with all those bumps on his head that you beat up?"

The white-haired girl's gaze scrutinized the Far Eastern girl, who had been dragged all the way to the bishop's office by Skadi, and was now covered in bumps from being beaten while dressed in a red and white shrine maiden's outfit...

"This is our new recruit in the team—what's his name, Wuse Huihuo? It's been a week since the transfer order was issued and he still hasn't reported for duty! If it weren't for the fact that the captain came back yesterday and no one dared to give the Divine Authority Squad a hard time... I really wouldn't have been able to beat this guy up and drag him out of the Western Heavenly Mandate's logistics department."

"Alright... Colorless Glowing Flame, is that it? Why don't you want to report on it?"

"I don't care, I want to be with Elsa! Wherever she is, that's where I'll be! And how dare your Eastern Destiny Orders control my Western Destiny Valkyrie!"

"Now there's only one destiny left, darling—didn't you see yesterday's news?"

Imotek rolled his eyes—

"And who is Elsa...?"

"That was originally an A-rank Valkyrie in the logistics department of the Western Heavenly Mandate. She was said to have a very good reputation. If nothing unexpected happens, she should be the next logistics minister of the Western Heavenly Mandate."

"So you want to stay with Miss Elsa, that's why you don't want to come to East Heaven's Fate, right?"

"That's right!"

The black-haired shrine maiden had a self-righteous expression on her face.

"Well, I have good news and bad news—the good news is that you can continue to be all lovey-dovey with your Miss Elsa, and the bad news is that your transfer order will not change."

"In addition, Bishop Otto resigned yesterday, and the current archbishop is Miss Snow Apocalypse."

"By the way, you said she was originally slated to be the next logistics minister of the Western Heavenly Mandate?"

Imotek looked at Skuld beside him.

"Yes."

"That makes things even easier—"

"Hey, you damn blondie! Didn't you say this logistics manager is a complete idiot? Beat him into the ICU, I've found you a suitable replacement! Yeah—just go ahead and beat him..."

Imotek, after hanging up the phone, looked at Colorless Flame, who looked terrified, as if he had been taken to some kind of shady taxi—

"Oh dear, welcome to the Divine Authority Squad."

"Is it too late for me to switch to World Serpent?"

“You’re too late—our World Serpent and Destiny have merged. I am now the Lesser Lord of the World Serpent, and also a Cardinal of Destiny.”

*Gurgle, gurgle, good evening.

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Eternal Paradise: Chapter 445 My Core—?!

"Any news about Dad?

Snow and Imotek, sitting in their office chairs, looked listlessly at Theresa and the others in front of them.

The enormous workload brought about by the reunification of the two deities has its limits, even if the goddess herself intervenes and beats up each department to boost efficiency... The two, who have been working all night, now just want to sleep.

"Grandpa said he will hold a formal bishop coronation ceremony for you, Snow, at the old headquarters of Mandate of Heaven in Vienna, Austria, according to past traditions..."

"The old headquarters of Schicksal... in Klosten, Vienna—"

"Speaking of which, Grandpa also announced the existence and truth of the Honkai to the whole world... Your workload has increased dramatically these past few days. Apart from those departments that are slacking off, Grandpa Otto has also had a share of the workload."

“Great, now we have another reason to beat up Dad.”

Snow and Imotek exchanged a glance and nodded, seemingly reaching a consensus in some sense.

"How's Karen's mom doing lately?"

"Ah...Grandma Karen recently borrowed my Judas...or so she says, for rehabilitation...I wonder who Grandma's going to beat up."

"Is there even a need to guess...?"

Imotek rolled his eyes.