"So how did you two start fighting? Did you not agree on the dowry?"

"Cough cough cough—we didn't have these things when we got married in our day!"

"The main problem is that Miss Su seems determined to take people back into her own world, and she doesn't seem to be thinking straight, like she's possessed..."

"So Kevin and she started fighting... and then it snowballed, and everyone got involved..."

Alicia shrugged, indicating that the other person looked like a kidnapper, so they started fighting with her...

"Wait a minute... Alicia, you just said—you guys were fighting her while talking about these things???"

Miss Snow seemed to sense something amiss and began to scrutinize the people in front of her...

"That's right... um... Little Snow, what's wrong?"

"You guys better tell me the truth... With that white-haired idiot helping out, you could have taken someone down in minutes—how did you manage to fight for almost an hour???"

"...Well..."

"We really...would love to hear her story?"

"Then why don't you just knock her down first and then slowly—"

Miss Snow was interrupted by a distant explosion before she could finish speaking...

"...Where was that again?"

"Um... isn't this the medical unit we were in before we came here?"

Kiana glanced at it and thought for a moment.

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Eternal Paradise: Chapter 515 The Kitchen, but Kaslana

"Ugh! Put me down—"

On the ruins of the medical department, two crosses made of Soul Steel stand tall on the ground—

Two women are bound to the cross: one is the Herrscher of the End, and the other is Miss Su from another world...

It seems that some atrocities buried deep within the medieval history of the Church of Destiny are about to be reenacted at the modern headquarters of Destiny...

People like you who cause trouble are born to be tied to a cross and roasted. —by Snow Apocalypse

"Um... Snow, you're not serious, are you?"

Seeing the blonde girl carrying coal and firewood piled up nearby, Kiana nudged her companion with a strange expression, her tone tinged with curiosity...

Do I look like I'm watching a joke?

The blonde girl glanced at Kiana beside her, seemed to remember something, tossed aside what she was holding, and then grabbed Miss Kiana—

"Don't rush off—you still have things to do later."

"And there's something else I need to do... You don't want me to roast this guy, do you? I refuse—I have a psychological aversion to roasting live people, and my conscience won't allow it!"

The white-haired knight princess immediately gave a "damn" look, her refusal obvious.

"...Who told you I wanted you to roast a live person???"

Snow gave Kiana a strange look, as if to say, "What are you thinking?"

"Huh...? Then what do you want me to do???"

Kiana, her conjecture dismissed, stared blankly at the blonde girl beside her, wondering what use she was anymore...

"You'll see when you wait here—"

Miss Snow, who had casually waved her hand, thought for a moment and looked at Old Master Kevin, who was watching Mr. Su's antics from the side—the former was currently dealing with Miss Su, who was still restless even after being tied to a cross...

"Grandpa Kevin—"

The blond Snow quietly crept up to old man Kevin... and breathed into the young man's ear—

"Hiss—behave yourself, just say what you want to say..."

The young man, caught off guard by his junior's actions, nearly spilled the noodles. He glared at his junior, wondering what mischief she was up to now...

"That's it, let me confirm one more time—Grandpa, do you miss Miss Mei?"

In her quest to assemble some bizarre card deck, Miss Snow set her sights on her ancestor's other half...

"..."

“To say I don’t want to would be a lie—you want to bring Mei and your mother back from history, right?”

When asked this question, Kevin paused for a moment, then looked at the descendant in front of him with some seriousness—

"Ah...that's right—I'm just asking if you agree or not, Ancestor..."

"May I ask what you intend to do by reviving Mei?"

Kevin looked at his descendant with some confusion, seemingly puzzled as to why he suddenly wanted to bring Mela out...

"If you're suggesting that Mei come over to work overtime to make up for the research losses caused by the destruction of Destiny—I won't agree to that. It's better to just let Mei continue sleeping like this."

Kevin seemed to have realized something, looking at the descendant in front of him warily, with an expression that said, "If you really want this, I'll have your mother deal with you..."

"Hey, what's with that expression, Ancestor—who asked Miss Mei to get up for work...?"

The blonde girl, startled by Kevin's eerie "I'm going to call your parents" look, curled her lip in annoyance.

"I can't think of any other reason why you would suddenly come up to me and ask me this kind of question—"

"If you wanted the whole family to be together, you wouldn't have come to ask me; you would have secretly put Mei on my face—"

Kevin gave Snow an "I know you too well, you little rascal" look, which made Snow raise an eyebrow in annoyance...

"So, tell me honestly—what do you want to do with your great-great-great-grandmother..."

"Get rid of the two people tied to the pillar..."

"Clean up the mess with the End and that Ms. Su...? But Mei didn't engage in any fighting—"

Kevin's voice abruptly stopped as he saw Wu Ni and Fu Jin, the two henchmen, carrying an entire kitchen stove behind the blonde girl, running up to the group... and Penglaiji Jiuxiao, dragging a cart full of groceries, grinning mischievously at the two bound people, seemingly ready to waste food...

"...I understand, it's definitely a very unique way of tidying up—"

Kevin seemed to realize something and shuddered with lingering fear.

"Great-great-great... was the food my great-grandmother used to cook really that bad?"

Seeing Kevin's face turn almost green as if he had thought of something, Snow tilted his head curiously...

“This is no longer a question of whether it tastes good or bad, Miss Snow.”

Vivi, who was watching Snow and Kevin whispering, also chimed in—

"Even after Kevin became a fusion warrior, he still had the experience of being sent to the infirmary to find Sue by Mei's cooking—"

The great magician dropped a bombshell on the spot...

"I see...."

Snowno nodded thoughtfully.

"And let me tell you—back then, Mei seemed to have become obsessed with cooking for a period of time. She would drag Kevin to the base every day to taste her food. At that time, Kevin was really looking forward to some big mission so he could sneak away for seven or eight months without leaving the base."

".......Oh, this."

That would be wonderful!

Having received Vervie's assurance and confirmation, Miss Snow cast a sinister glance at the two culprits bound to the cross...

Even seasoned veterans Kevin and Velvi herself couldn't help but shudder at that gaze...

"By the way, Kevin, are you sure you're not going to run away?"

"Mei always asks you to taste what she makes... She has absolutely no sense of how her food tastes, you know?"

Startled by Snow's gaze, Velvi regained her senses and, with a touch of kindness, reminded one of her old comrades to seek refuge immediately...

"...I agree, but if May asks me, Snow, just tell her Kevin is on a mission and won't be back for a while!"

Reminded by Velvi, Kevin immediately snapped to attention, gave Miss Snow and Velvi a few instructions, and then sprinted a hundred meters towards the edge of the sky island before leaping off...

"Why did the ancestor suddenly jump down...?"

Kiana curiously came closer.

"They've fled, don't worry about them. Just call your mother and sister here too—"

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Eternal Paradise: Chapter 516 If I am guilty, send me to court, not to watch you cook!

"If I'm guilty, then drag me to court for trial—instead of making me watch this charade!"

Bound to the cross, Miss Su wailed in agony, for she was about to face some horrific and unfortunate reality...

Not far away, amidst the ruins, a group of people were "wasting food" in various ways... no, it couldn't really be called wasting food, since a certain Miss Destiny, who had lost at least twelve figures in US dollars in a single day, was preparing to make these two people swallow it all...

"Now you're begging for mercy, huh?"

Following a Chinese recipe and under Fu Hua's guidance, Miss Snow, adding seasonings in "quantities," ignored Miss Su's wailing. Meanwhile, Fu Hua, who was giving instructions, watched as a blonde girl poured a spoonful (literal meaning) of salt into the pot.

Those unaware of the situation might have thought the bishop was planning to make some salt-baked food, but only Fu Hua, who was there to give instructions, could hear Miss Snow's ramblings—

"A spoonful of salt, a spoonful of MSG... and a spoonful of soy sauce... um... what's doubanjiang (fermented broad bean paste)? Never mind, I'll use ketchup—"

"Fu Hua, what is oyster sauce?"

Miss Snow, looking at the recipe, tilted her head to look at Ms. Fu Hua, who was comforting herself with the thought, "Anyway, it's not me eating it, so mind your own business..."

"An extract made from boiled oysters."

"Oh, I don't think so..."

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