Talulah, I'm still a child.

Chapter 155 Stop fighting!

It was a peaceful day, just like any other for Hoshiguma. She simply led her team on their regular patrol and occasionally bought some snacks to satisfy her cravings.

"If Mei Xue were here right now, that would be great."

Looking at the candied hawthorn in her hand, Hoshiguma suddenly missed Meiyuki. If the little fox were here, she and Meiyuki could each eat one.

I don't know why, but Chen Huijie took leave yesterday and Swire took leave today, which made Hoshiguma want to take leave too. She can take advantage of the time while Mei Xue is still in Lungmen to spend more time with him, raise her favorability, and hopefully get it all in one go!

However, just as Hoshiguma was pondering whether to take a day off and find an opportunity to show Mei-yuki around her house, a sudden explosion shook her so much that she dropped the candied hawthorns she was holding to the ground.

"What's going on? Are those Syracuse guys causing trouble again?"

Just as Hoshiguma was thinking this, a familiar Texas voice suddenly came from the clothing store that had exploded.

"Lappland! I'll fucking kill you!"

"Haha... Texas, can you do it?"

Swords clashed, and a black and white shadow flew out of the dust, followed by another shadow.

Lappland held two rather strange swords in her hands, while Texas wielded two lightsabers. The two fought side by side, neither of them showing any intention of holding back.

Under normal circumstances, if someone suddenly shouted "fight!" on the street, most people would have run away long ago. But this is Longmen. As a proper Longmen resident, it would be a disservice to oneself not to watch the excitement.

Longmen has its own rules: any conflict between local gangs or factions is not allowed to affect ordinary citizens; otherwise, they will face punishments that no one wants to bear.

That's why the people of Longmen are basically the type who love to watch a good show. Whenever they encounter any kind of armed conflict, they'll find a place to squat down and watch, with some food in hand, and cheer for one side.

"Hey, isn't that someone from Tencent Logistics?"

"You know what, it really is. Who was that guy she was fighting with?"

"I don't know them. By the way, why were they fighting?"

The crowd buzzed with discussion. The fight between Lappland and Texas was undoubtedly captivating. Every move they made was aimed at the opponent's vitals. Their swordsmanship wasn't flashy; it clearly showed traces of deadly techniques.

Texas didn't want to ask why Lappland was there; her mind was filled with the scene she'd just witnessed in the locker room, especially Lappland's words, which made her grit her teeth in anger.

“That’s more like it, Texas… Looks like you haven’t rusted too much yet.”

Seeing her old friend so angry that his hair turned red, Lappland licked the corner of her mouth, as if she were provoking Texas.

"You son of a bitch, I'm going to throw you into the river!"

"If you can do it, then come!"

Lappland's smile was contemptuous and mocking. Texas knew she was provoking him, but he just couldn't calm down. How could anyone stand it when his old friend, whom he hadn't seen for many years, actually put a hat on him?

"Oh, by the way, there's something I should probably tell you too."

Seeing Texas's expression of wanting to devour her, Lappland had thought she had become weak. She didn't expect that even the slightest provocation could make this old friend so angry. She should have just done it in front of her.

Of course, there are alternative methods as well.

What are you trying to say?

"nothing……"

Glancing at the surrounding crowd, Lappland, though a mad beauty, wouldn't say certain things out loud. So she twirled her sword and whispered to her in Syracuse, a language only Texas could understand, in a flirtatious yet polite manner.

"Actually, Mei Xue and I have known each other for a long time. By the way... he has about five centimeters of tolerance for my length."

"What do you mean?"

Texas frowned, but Lappland seemed quite patient with her.

"This data was measured casually when we were doing it... Yes, Mei Xue's first time wasn't yours in Texas, it was mine!"

Although the onlookers couldn't understand the Syracuse that Texas and Lappland used to communicate, they could clearly feel the increasingly intense murderous aura emanating from Texas. The passersby consciously stepped back a few paces to give the two more space to interact.

"Lappland! You can just die!"

Seeing Lappland and Texas fighting again, Lin Yuxia rubbed her temples, unsure whether she should intervene. After all, her mission was only to protect Mei Xue's safety, not to deal with such incidents. However, it was hard to say that this matter had nothing to do with Mei Xue.

On the other side, the little fox politely apologized to the clothing store owner after paying for the clothes, stuffed the purchased clothes into its tail, shook its fox ears, and ran out to find Texas and the others.

The little fox just saw Texas seem to be cursing in Syracuse, and then Lappland and she started fighting in the store. However, the explosion wasn't caused by them. When Mei Xue threw a weapon to Lappland, she accidentally threw the corn cannon out as well.

As a responsible fox, Mei Xue certainly couldn't avoid losing money, but luckily she had made enough money buying lottery tickets recently.

"But aren't Lappland and Texas friends? Why are they fighting... Is this how people from Syracuse greet each other?"

With a twitch of her fox ears, Mei Xue looked around and quickly spotted Texas and Lappland being watched by a crowd, the sound of swords clashing crisply.

However, because she was short, Mei Xue couldn't see what was inside even when she stood on tiptoe. The little fox jumped up helplessly, but still couldn't see anything. He wagged his tail, looking a little anxious. After all, Lappland and Texas were both his sisters, and he didn't want either of them to get hurt.

"Mei Xue, what are you doing here?"

Seeing that the little fox was deliberately approaching the center of the battle, Lin Yuxia had no choice but to come out and protect him to prevent anything from going wrong.

"Ah, Sister Lin~ I want to go over there."

The little fox was quite pleased to see Lin Yuxia. He pointed in the direction of Lappland and the others, hoping that Lin Yuxia could help him squeeze in.

"That won't do. It's dangerous over there right now. You might get hurt if you go."

Lin Yuxia reached out and rubbed the little fox's head. She thought it felt really nice. Mei Xue also cooperated by rubbing her palm against it, as obedient as a docile cat.

"But I..."

"Alright, alright, I know you're worried about them getting hurt, but it's okay, the Guards are here."

Lin Yuxia reached out and picked up Mei Xue. Taking advantage of this height, the little fox happened to see Hoshiguma enter the arena carrying that cool shield. However, Lappland and Texas were still fighting, and both of them had some injuries.

The little fox frowned, feeling very uncomfortable. It quickly jumped out of Lin Yuxia's arms and squeezed forward.

"Oh, Meixue!"

As soon as Lin Yuxia finished speaking, the little fox squeezed in using her size advantage, while Hoshiguma frowned helplessly at Lappland and Texas in front of her, thinking to herself, "Damn it, it's Penguin Logistics again."

However, she was somewhat disappointed that she didn't see her beloved little fox.

"The Imperial Guard is handling official business; onlookers should keep their distance."

With her large shield slammed to the ground, Ghost Sister declared that everyone had to show respect, and the onlookers quickly dispersed. Lappland and Texas, however, clearly only had eyes for each other, and perhaps only the thought of the other's death.

With Hoshiguma's strength, she could easily handle either of them alone, but stopping both of them... well, she was starting to miss Chen Huijie a little.

"Stop it, sisters! Please stop fighting!"

Just when Hoshiguma was at a loss, Mei's appearance successfully broke the deadlock. However, before Hoshiguma could speak, Lappland smiled at the little fox.

"Mei Xue, be good. Once I beat Texas to a pulp, I'll take you to get married!"

"You're dreaming! Mei Xue, you wait over there. I'll throw her in the trash and then take you to my house to play!"

Seeing the two wolves fighting again, and looking at Mei Xue who was anxious but didn't know what to do, Hoshiguma immediately realized that this was actually a chaotic situation, and the cause of the incident was undoubtedly this flirtatious little fox.

"Hiss... This is not a good situation, Sister Ghost."

"What's so difficult about that?"

Hoshiguma gave a look to his subordinate, then walked over to Mei Xue, picked him up, and lifted him high in the air.

"Hey you two over there, if you keep fighting like this, I'm taking this little fox to the Guard Bureau."

This move wasn't exactly effective, but it had an immediate impact. Lappland and Texas immediately stopped, looking at Hoshiguma with strange expressions, clearly not expecting that a high-ranking superintendent of the Royal Guard would engage in such an unethical act.

"Hoshiguma-neechan, I..."

"Alright, alright, just kidding. See, they stopped now, didn't they?"

Hoshiguma snuggled Mei Xue into his arms and could clearly feel the hostility in Lappland and Texas's eyes. While thinking that Mei Xue was quite charming, he couldn't help but feel a little helpless. This little fox would probably attract some other women in the future.

"I thought I was going to jail."

Mei Xue glanced at Hoshiguma with a hint of resentment, then quickly jumped out of her arms and ran towards her two older sisters with small steps. However, because she ran too fast and her body became unbalanced due to the increased number of tails, she unfortunately tripped and fell flat on her face.

"Ugh!"

Lappland and Texas rushed over and helped the little fox up. Seeing his tearful face, they helplessly reached out and wiped it away.

"You weren't careful enough, you fell like that..."

"I just... ugh, I don't want my sisters to fight."

An injury of this severity would only take Mei Xue a few seconds to heal; it was just that hitting his nose earlier made him want to cry. With his expression, Lappland and Texas exchanged a glance, realizing they couldn't continue the fight.

"Then we'll hold off on fighting for now."

"temporary?"

Seeing Mei Xue's "Do you believe I'll cry for you?" look, Lappland scratched his head helplessly, nodded with a look of disbelief on his face, and even softened his tone considerably.

"Okay, okay, I promise you, I won't fight with Texas anymore."

"That's more like it~"

The little fox stopped crying and started laughing, burying her head in Lappland's arms and rubbing against her. This annoyed Texas. What, does Lappland's big boobs make her so special? They're not small either, and they've gotten even bigger after Mei Xue massaged them recently.

Thinking of this, Texas unceremoniously hugged Mei Xue and buried her head in her chest, then gave Lappland a "you just wait and see" look.

(Sure enough, Mei Xue really is a femme fatale, but... I feel like with the little fox's words, the peace and war of the whole land don't seem so incomprehensible anymore.)

Hoshiguma stroked her chin and then took out three pairs of handcuffs. Yes, Meiyuki also needed to go with her.

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Meanwhile, at Penguin Logistics, Exusiai and Sora had just arrived at the base.

After helping Sora to sit down, Exusiai noticed a letter with a Lateran postmark on the table.

"Strange, why not send it to my email address?"

"I don't know, maybe the boss put it here for you. But who sent it?"

"It definitely couldn't be my former teacher."

Exusiai, who was quite clear about what she had done at school, didn't think the letter would be from the school, but after picking it up, she found something even more amiss.

"Damn...my sister wrote it!"

Before Sora could even voice her questions, Exusiai immediately opened the letter. Looking at the neat and beautiful handwriting, she was certain it was her older sister's handwriting, because when they were little, she often imitated her sister's signature on her report cards, apology letters, and parent-teacher conference attendance sheets.

Don't ask, the answer is everyone has done it.