Talulah, I'm still a child.

Mei Xue nodded, put down her cup, and pointed to herself, her bright eyes curving into crescents.

"it is me."

For Maria, Koval, and the others, this topic started out somewhat inexplicably, but for Platinum, Gravel, and Zofia, the impact of this statement was akin to being hit by a dump truck on the street and transported to another world.

In particular, Bai Jin and Li did indeed hear about the deeds of fox spirits in the information they obtained. They were all incredible myths and legends. The Business Federation and the Supervisory Council had always regarded Mei Xue as a descendant of the so-called fox spirit.

"But... I've heard that the story of the fox spirit is as long as the history of the Great Yan Dynasty. How old are you this year?"

"My sister said that Mei Xue's age can be changed according to the sisters' needs."

The little fox repeated Talulah's words verbatim, but everyone clearly didn't understand.

"What do you mean?"

"My sister said that if Mei Xue wants to date her, she can be sixteen years old; if she wants to marry her, she can be eighteen; and if she is with any woman other than her sister, she will be considered a minor."

This was indeed what Talulah taught Meixue, but the little fox didn't understand what love or marriage was back then, and of course, she doesn't really understand it now either. She just ended up with a beautiful older sister, Viviana, as her wife without really knowing what it was.

Everyone was shocked by Mei Xue's words. What kind of outrageous statement was this? No, is there something wrong with her being the older sister?

"Then... I mean, Mei Xue, are you really a lucky charm of the Great Yan?"

"Yes, it's officially certified."

Mei Xue took out a certificate from the tail. It was given to him by Lin Qingyan, but Mei Xue only glanced at it and put it away. He didn't need it usually.

The certificate had a line of large, gold-embossed characters, the official seal of Da Yan in the lower right corner, and a string of Victorian translations below the large characters.

"Officially certified by the Great Yan Dynasty, the only designated mascot of the country, Mr. Mei Xue, the Nine-Tailed Fox Fairy, is hereby granted the title. May the Fox Fairy bless the Great Yan Dynasty with favorable weather, peace and prosperity, and may you soon have a son..."

After reading the whole sentence, Zofia and the others had very strange expressions. Platinum and Gravel realized the seriousness of the matter and quickly shoveled down a few mouthfuls of food, not even bothering to wipe their mouths.

"I have to go back now, something urgent has come up."

"I remembered that I left the gas on at home, so I have to go back and call the fire department."

The two left in a hurry, and Mei Xue didn't pay much attention. She just hugged her tail and drank a sip of hot milk.

Zofia knew they had probably gone to report to the person behind her, which meant that Mei Xue's identity was probably real, but... after living for so many years, why did Mei Xue still seem so silly?

"Hey brother-in-law, why aren't you eating meat?"

Maria noticed that Mei Xue only drank and ate fruit cake from beginning to end, and was completely indifferent to the sumptuous dishes.

But the little fox is such a good cook, she doesn't seem like a strict vegetarian at all.

"Well... because of something that's not so pleasant from the past."

Mei Xue flicked her tail, and the light in her eyes dimmed instantly. Realizing that Maria had said something wrong, Zofia patted Mei Xue's head and changed the subject.

The atmosphere improved again, and Mei Xue seemed to have forgotten what had just happened, wagging her tail and celebrating with everyone.

Because the drinks provided by Mei Xue were excellent, everyone drank quite a bit. Martin barely managed to get Koval and the other two grown men to the guest room, and he himself was also very drunk. The alcohol was really strong, and thankfully, he didn't have any customers tonight.

Mei Xue, who doesn't drink alcohol, naturally wouldn't get drunk. Seeing that Martin seemed to really like this kind of wine, he simply left more than a dozen jars for him. He then wrapped Maria and Zofia in his tail, went out, hailed a taxi, and returned to Lin Guang's house.

To Mei Xue's surprise, the lights in Lin Guang's house were on, and a blond Kuranta man was standing in the doorway. He was very handsome and had an inescapable melancholy aura. A knight's sword was tucked into his waistband.

Upon seeing this middle-aged man, Mei Xue keenly sensed that he was fundamentally different from the other Kazimierz people. The little fox's intuition was very sharp. Although this uncle exuded a kind of corporate slave vibe, he had a sword-like cloud on his head with two numbers floating beside him: 007 and 996.

"I thought they were going to have a blast outside. You're Mei Xue?"

"Uncle, do you know me?"

The little fox flicked its tail, but Marna just shook his head. He didn't seem to care about Maria and Zofia, who were already drunk and being supported by Mei Xue, but Mei Xue felt that he was different from what he seemed.

No, we've never seen it before.

After saying this, Marna walked away without saying what he was going to do. Mei Xue didn't ask either. The little fox simply took the two people he was supporting back to the Lin Guang family's mansion, wondering whether he should help them wash up.

After all, falling asleep reeking of alcohol is really uncomfortable.

With that in mind, Mei Xue still led them to the bathhouse.

Chapter 321 Should We Have a Child?

Bathing Maria and Zofia was a rather tiring task. It wasn't that Mei Xue would suddenly become beastly and do anything to them; after all, even on the night of the double full moon, the little fox would never force anyone to do anything.

But Zofia and Maria were really drunk, especially Zofia, who seemed to have completely let go of something and clung tightly to Mei Xue, refusing to let go.

However, the most enthusiastic one was Maria. After getting drunk, she was not like a girl at all, and she kept pestering Mei Xue to tell him about Margaret's time on Rhodes Island.

"Brother-in-law, tell me honestly, did you and my sister do that kind of thing?"

Soaking in the warm bath, a tipsy Maria let Mei Xue scrub her back while asking this rather embarrassing question to others.

"What kind of thing is that?"

Even though he was already very experienced, Mei Xue still lacked understanding in some aspects; at the very least, he genuinely couldn't understand such ambiguous hints.

"It's **********!"

Maria said something that made the author go to extreme lengths to censor it: Don't let her seemingly innocent girlish appearance fool you, she's actually quite cunning, and Mei Xue has no idea where she learned all of that from.

But this time the little fox understood. So "that kind of thing" meant playing games! He was no longer sleepy when this was mentioned. No, he knew it all too well!

"No, neither Lin Guang nor I have played this game."

"A game? You've played with the Candle Knight?"

Zofia was also quite drunk, and she felt that what Mei Xue was saying really seemed like a game.

"No, or rather, I don't remember."

Mei Xue twitched her fox ears. Viviana hadn't mentioned it, and the little fox hadn't asked, so the answer remained unknown.

"What kind of answer is that? Brother-in-law, have you kissed my sister?"

"We've already kissed, and Sister Linguang said she wants one too."

Normally, Maria and Zofia would probably have noticed the word "also," but now that they were drunk, their thinking was a little different from normal people. Maria turned around and hugged Mei Xue without any politeness, rubbing the little fox's head. She had wanted to try this feeling for a long time.

But after doing all that, Maria still felt it wasn't enough. She didn't know if it was because she had drunk too much, but she felt strangely hot, even though she wasn't wearing much.

"Brother-in-law, isn't this bath water too hot?"

"Is there?"

Mei Xue, who was being hugged, didn't imagine any scenes that would be considered inappropriate. The little fox took out a thermometer from its tail and carefully measured the water temperature, finding that it was just right.

"It's not that hot. It must be that you drank too much, Maria."

"I've had too much to drink... I need to drink!"

Zofia suddenly hugged her too. Perhaps because she was drunk, she felt her heart race more and more as she looked at Mei Xue. Of course, it could also be because the little fox was massaging her back with its tail.

Two such beautiful women, completely naked, pressed close to him; normally, it would be hard not to have impure thoughts. But Mei Xue was never normal. The little fox just felt a little uncomfortable; Maria and Zofia were pressed so tightly together that his towel might fall off.

Moreover, Mei Xue only had one thought in her mind right now: This hair is so hard to wash.

Zofia and Maria both have long hair, as does Mei Xue, making it rather difficult for the little fox to manage. He just wants to finish tidying up quickly and put the two of them back in bed to sleep, hoping that Talulah won't go to sleep so early, so that Mei Xue can at least go over and chat with her sister for a while.

"Brother-in-law, what does kissing feel like?"

Maria, half-drunk and half-awake, could barely stand. If it weren't for Mei Xue's tail...

"Hmm...that depends on what you ate before that."

Swire's kiss, which smelled like chive dumplings, left a deep impression on Mei Xue. Fortunately, the girls of Rhodes Island pay attention to their breath, especially Lily of the Valley and Rosemary, who often carry candy in their pockets. Kal'tsit, on the other hand, likes to carry chewing gum with her.

"How was my sister's taste?"

"It's pretty good, and it's a little sweet. Sister Linguang drank the hot milk the other day."

Mei Xue was generous with her comments. She remembered everyone's flavors. Kal'tsit's was refreshing, like mint. Rosemary and lily of the valley were like gummy candies. Specter was on the sweeter side. Exusiai and Texas were even more so. The former tasted like apple pie, while the latter was like a chocolate bar.

Before the little fox could think any further, Maria wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. But it was clearly her first time doing this, and she was quite awkward, leaving Mei Xue somewhat taken aback.

"Hehe, my brother-in-law is sweet too!"

Seeing Maria's smug look, Mei Xue wagged her tail, completely bewildered. Although she knew that people would do strange things when they were drunk, this was indeed unexpected.

Seemingly displeased with Maria's behavior, Zofia simply hugged Mei Xue and kissed her, then frowned and pinched Maria's ear.

"You smell too strongly of alcohol!"

As she spoke, it seemed she was reminded of something sad, and for some reason, Zofia burst into tears, hugging Mei Xue and wiping away her tears.

"Waaaaah, I'm only five years older than Maria, I'm still young! Why is Margaret already in a relationship while I'm still single? I don't want to be a grandmother! Waaaaah!"

"Mei Xue, you and Margaret shouldn't rush into having children, okay? I don't want to be called 'mother-in-law,' or even 'grandmother'!"

Seeing Zofia crying with tears streaming down her face, Mei Xue didn't know how to comfort her. How do you have a child?

"But I want to be an aunt! When are you and my sister getting married, brother-in-law? Hiccup. If all else fails, I'll help you take care of your kids!"

"Maria, shut up! If you want to have a baby, have it yourself!"

Zofia was still crying, and it was clear that she was really concerned about whether people would call her "grandma," while Maria seemed oblivious to it.

"Fine, I'll give birth myself!"

As she spoke, Maria grabbed Mei Xue's arm, intending to take him back to her room.

"Come on, brother-in-law, let's go have a baby!"

How should a child be born?

Mei Xue's words silenced both Zofia and Maria. What was this feeling of guilt that kept welling up from the depths of their hearts? And what was this feeling of excitement and stimulation that came with it?

"Hey, Meixue, you don't know how? Come on, I'll teach you!"

Zofia laughed arrogantly, and she and Maria tried to drag Mei Xue into the room, but after taking only a few steps, they turned a corner and fell into the bathtub.

Realizing the two girls were almost completely disoriented, Mei Xue reluctantly lifted them out of the bathtub. First, she dried them off, then she dried their hair and tails. After doing all that, Mei Xue closed her eyes and found Maria's room. She put the two girls on the bed and covered them with blankets.

Just as Mei Xue was busy, he felt as if his foot had kicked something. The little fox was lying on the floor and reached under Maria's bed to take the thing out—a novel.

"Those things my brother-in-law and I can't talk about, what a strange title."

The little fox hugged its tail and flipped through the book. The novel mainly tells the story of a girl who falls in love with her brother-in-law, who is a knight, but suffers greatly because she does not want to ruin the relationship between her brother-in-law and sister. There are some wrinkles on the pages, as if they have been wet, perhaps Maria cried while reading it.

Honestly, this novel is quite well written, much better than that of a certain Si Chong. Mei Xue put the book back, and then suddenly realized a blind spot: who is Si Chong?

Forget it, thinking about this question is like thinking about why we live; it's meaningless to Mei Xue right now. The little fox didn't plan to go back to the hotel either. He took out a red oil-paper umbrella, tapped it lightly on the ground, and disappeared from the room, leaving only Zofia and Maria, who were still drunk, asleep on the bed, muttering all sorts of things in their sleep.