Eros, hiding in Holmage's jacket pocket, was so excited he wanted to burst into song.
This place is just too perfect for people who enjoy themselves!
In comparison, what kind of oppressive atmosphere is Gaia? Not even a dog would stay there!
From now on, she belongs here, and she will never go back to Gaia, even if it means death!
"No, you've misunderstood. That's Prosciutto, you've met him before!" Risotto was finally able to speak in a complete sentence.
Upon hearing this, Rachel's face showed a shocked expression, a mixture of doubt, awe, confusion, and ill intent.
"Really? That beautiful, long-legged mature woman just now was actually Prosciutto? Let me go see."
After saying that, he pulled Risotto along to knock on Prosciutto's door.
Prosciutto couldn't open the door, so Risotto took out the spare key to the apartment building.
Prosciutto: 6!
Illuso smiled helplessly as he watched Rachel pull Risotto into Prosciutto's room with an expectant look on her face.
But to someone else, that smile was incredibly charming.
Chapter 453 The Fun-Loving Man!
"Hey, Iluso, are you thirsty? Would you like some water?"
"I won't drink. What's wrong with you today? Hormaggio, you've been acting strange ever since we came back from the beach." Iluso felt that something was off.
She then habitually crossed her arms over her chest.
Just then, she suddenly realized something. Could it be that Holmaggio was interested in him... no, now it was her?
Thinking of this, Iruso was speechless.
Could it be that because of this little thing, he's developed inappropriate feelings for me? Speechless!
Thinking of this, Illuso sat up straight and said seriously, "Holmaggio, I know that what happened today is hard for you to accept..."
"However, I hope you understand that this is impossible!"
These words made Holmage instinctively reach for his pocket.
However, Eros is no longer in the pocket!
Damn it! That guy got away!
This gave Holmage a fright, and he no longer cared about what Illuso was saying. He immediately started searching the sofa.
Seeing his expression, Illuso subconsciously assumed that his words had offended Hormaggio, and that he was deliberately pretending to look for something.
As the saying goes, the more anxious you are, the more flustered you become. Just as Holmage was about to deactivate his Stand ability, a terrifying question suddenly occurred to him.
What if that Eros, with a death wish, sneaks into my or Iluso's ears, and I release it...
Thinking of this, Holmage could no longer hold back and immediately released his Stand's little foot to check if anyone was in his ear.
After checking and finding nothing, Holmage immediately looked at Iruso.
Iluso was completely baffled by his actions.
What's wrong with him? Why is he using a stand-in to look at his own ears?
"Iluso, come here for a second." At this moment, Holmaggio needed to check carefully.
But Illuso saw this behavior as Hormaggio resorting to force after being rejected!
"Holmaggio, calm down, you can't succeed like this."
She was terrified that Holmagio would attack her head-on, because in terms of fighting ability alone, she couldn't beat Holmagio.
Moreover, there were no items in the living room that could allow one to enter the mirror world.
The two sides remained deadlocked.
Suddenly, Hormaggio moved, lunging at Iluso like an arrow released from a bow. Iluso instinctively dodged to the side.
A mistake in the first match.
They switched places around the coffee table, and then Illuso spoke up again to dissuade them, "Holmaggio, although we have a good relationship, I really can't accept the current situation. Calm down!"
"Calm down, I'll take it slow, it won't hurt!" At this moment, Holmaggio just wanted to quickly confirm whether Eros was in Iruso's ear.
Therefore, he did not heed Iruso's words.
Take your time? It won't hurt?
There's clearly something wrong with that statement, isn't there?
Iluso wasn't stupid; she could tell that Hormaggio wasn't going to let this go this time!
"Holmaggio, calm down! We're brothers, we've known each other for years!" Illuso said, keeping an eye on him as he circled the coffee table with him.
“I haven’t asked you for anything all these years, but this time I’m begging you, please don’t move or resist, okay?” Holmage stared intently at Iluso’s ear.
But from Illuso's perspective, it looked like he was staring intently at Illuso's face!
Is he really out of control?
Iruso was clearly unwilling to accept this.
"Holmaggio!" Illuso suddenly hardened his stance. "If you continue like this, I will definitely not let you off the hook, and we won't even be friends anymore!"
"I'm helping you, Illuso. Just stay still, it'll be quick!"
Oh, what wonderful lines!
Seeing him like this, Iluso also felt helpless.
Just then, Hormaggio seized the opportunity and pounced on Iruso, pinning him to the sofa.
Without giving him a chance to struggle, Hormaggio immediately flipped her over, then sat on her lower back and pinned Iruso down.
"Holmaggio, no, I'll never talk to you again if you keep doing this!" Illuso, who was pinned down, blushed and struggled violently.
"Don't move!"
Holmage suddenly shouted, startling Iruso, who stopped struggling.
Then, Holmage leaned down and brought his face close to Iruso's ear.
This was driving Iluso crazy, but she was completely immobilized and could only watch helplessly as Holmageo made his next move.
He roughly pressed Illuso's head down, bringing his face even closer to her ear.
Iluso could even feel the heat on her ears, which made her body even weaker and unable to resist.
But Holmageo simply checked Iruso's ears and, after confirming there was nothing wrong, immediately released him.
Iluso was completely bewildered. That was it? That was too fast!
"Hey, hey, hey, what were you two doing just now?" Just then, Gacho and Meloni, who were recording with their phones, spoke up with a laugh.
This made Holmage, who had just relaxed, tense up again. "Don't let anything get into their ears!"
"I'm not trying to be mean, Holmageo, but you were way too rough with Illuso just now! You're not going to succeed like that!" Meloni was still shamelessly instructing him.
Completely unaware, Holmaggio approached him and Gacho, rubbing his hands together in anticipation.
"Hey Meloni, something's off about Holmage's acting... Holy crap!"
Before they could react, Holmageo had already pushed them both onto the sofa again!
"You son of a bitch!"
"Damn it, not only are they desperate for food, but they also dare to cause me trouble!"
Hearing the clattering sounds coming from the living room, Prosciutto and the others in the room felt very strange.
When they came out, they found that Hormaggio had been knocked unconscious by Gachu and Meloni, and Eros, which had fallen out of his pocket, had returned to its normal size.
However, she was also dizzy for some unknown reason, but a smile remained on her lips.
When Hormaggio and Eros woke up, they learned the whole story.
It turns out that Eros hadn't run away at all; she was in another pocket of Hormaggio.
"Then why didn't you remind me?" Holmage slammed his fist on the table in a fit of rage.
"I did it for the fun! Do you know how exciting that was? I've never seen anything like it in the Gaia Organization!"
Eros could laugh himself awake from his dreams just thinking about the funny thing that had just happened.
Holmaggio was about to throw a tantrum when Risotto coldly asked, "Didn't you say to lock her in the basement, Holmaggio?"
Chapter 454 Tobio's Appearance
Just as Holmage was about to explain, Iruso and Prosciutto suddenly transformed back to normal.
"I can't take it anymore, I'm exhausted. Maintaining this state is so difficult, I'm almost fainting from laughing." Eros rubbed his forehead, but still smiled.
Seeing that he had returned to normal, Illuso was overjoyed and then prepared to have a good argument with Hormaggio about what had just happened.
However, Holmage spoke first, "What are you looking at? You don't actually think I'm interested in you, do you?"
"Oh ho? I wonder who was it that just roughly pinned me down on the sofa." How could Iluso possibly swallow this insult?
But Holmaggio was no pushover either. "I was checking if you had Eros in your ears. But what was with that expression on your face with your eyes closed just now?"
At this point, Meloni, who was always eager for a good show, raised her hand and said, "I just saw it. The expression on Iruso's closed eyes was exactly like the expression of a woman who is reluctant to accept but has no choice but to give in. I've studied it specifically!"
Judging from his tone, he was quite proud.
Illuso was speechless. Had he really just done that?
Sensing something was amiss, Risotto realized he needed to say something, "Um... well... we..."
He was already bad with words, and in this situation, he was even more at a loss for words, so he subconsciously looked at Eros.
He then pointed directly at her and shouted, "Drag her away and chop her up!"
what?
Eros, the amused one, never expected to meet such an end, but before she could beg for mercy, Holmaggio and Iruso spoke at the same time.
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