All the goddesses in the world are lusting after my body.

Jiang Tang kept watching Shi Xue's back until she disappeared into the crowd.

Turning around, he was suddenly startled by Han Ying's face, which loomed close to his.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

"Your seat!"

"...Is there a problem?"

"Are you a guest?! You don't order food or buy maid services, and you're the bad guy who kidnapped my Shixue! How dare you sit here so brazenly!"

"...Will facial recognition work?"

Han Ying was taken aback, her gaze immediately fixed on Jiang Tang's flawless appearance. For some reason, her anger vanished in an instant, replaced by a feeling of attraction rising from the depths of her heart.

"...It's not impossible."

Defect to the enemy immediately!

Jiang Tang's charm on women is probably at the level of an atomic bomb.

Fortunately, Han Ying still retained a sliver of rationality and did not completely surrender to Jiang Tang.

"But you at least have to contribute some of my sales revenue! Being pretty doesn't mean I get a chance..."

"Okay, I'll order then."

Jiang Tang had no intention of getting into a fight with Han Ying.

"Why didn't you say so earlier? This is the menu. You have to buy at least one dish and one maid service!"

Han Ying was indeed greedy for money.

But when Jiang Tang glanced at the menu, he couldn't help but complain.

"So expensive! Fifteen yuan for a glass of iced Coke! I could buy two large 2L bottles of Coke with that money!"

"And another thing, don't think I didn't see it. You guys were just pouring Coke and ice from the Coke bottle into the glass, weren't you!"

Han Ying crossed her arms, seemingly ignoring Jiang Tang.

Let's talk about whether you want to order or not. If you don't want to, move aside. There are plenty of other customers who want to order.

Jiang Tang seemed to sense Han Ying's silent pressure and finally had no choice but to leave.

"A glass of... iced cola, a maid's 'customized love' service, what's this?"

Why are there "custom" options? Don't your maid cafes provide proper and standardized training?

"Customization means customization!"

“Everyone and every maid expresses love in a different way, so how could I force them to express love in the same way?”

"Shi Xue's self-defined expression is to cross her arms, look down at people with disdain, preferably with a hint of disdain—that's her 'love'!"

"Speaking of which, it really makes one wonder what kind of relationship Shixue and Jiang Tang have in private. If this is her expression of 'love,' then at home she must be... hehe~"

If this idea is correct, then wouldn't Jiang Tang be a masochist?!

Han Ying grinned mischievously as she imagined strange scenarios.

"Stop, stop your suspicious imagination! Shixue only ever shows me gentleness and obedience!"

"Uh...that's no fun, is it?"

“That’s very interesting!” Jiang Tang retorted.

Han Ying sighed helplessly, then pointed to a spot on the menu in front of Jiang Tang and began to explain.

"Hurry up and select the maids, here is the list of maids."

"...Shi Xue's name is still on it. Remember to remove it in the next update."

"You're really infuriating," Han Ying said bluntly.

Looking at the names of the maids and their nicknames, Jiang Tang suffered from decision paralysis and gave up.

"Let Cheng Diemeng come. Has she... made any business today?"

"She's the same as always, but she's noticeably more cheerful now. She's working very hard to attract customers, and some people will remember her smile. Those are the sparks that will ignite your business."

"I'll go call her for you."

As she spoke, Han Ying left Jiang Tang's side and walked towards the petite figure at the very front of the exhibition hall who was constantly offering a warm welcome and bowing.

………………

"I...I'll serve Brother Jiang Tang!?"

"How can he even call someone 'brother'? How heinous must this man be!"

Han Ying was stunned.

Cheng Diemeng blushed, unable to find a reason to refute.

"I...I'll go right away."

"Can you do that? Don't run away from the customers like you did at the beginning. It's really bad for my maid shop."

Han Ying kindly reminded him.

"Sorry……"

"I'm not telling you this to make you apologize." Han Ying reached out and patted Cheng Diemeng's head, who was bowing apologetically.

"It's to encourage you."

As she spoke, Han Ying smiled, revealing herself to be a sweet and charming older sister.

"Go, go and serve that sinful man."

Cheng Diemeng nodded vigorously, feeling inexplicably grateful.

"Ok!"

About five minutes later, Jiang Tang's iced cola arrived. The person who brought it over with a tray was Cheng Diemeng, who was wearing cat ears, had adjusted her maid dress to be very short, and revealed her white stockings.

Just by looking at her like this, you can tell just how shy she is.

Even his knees were trembling, and the iced cola on the tray was swaying precariously.

"My dear... Master, here's your iced cola."

"The way you look..."

"Don't you...don't you like it?"

"No, it's missing a tail."

"Eh? Eh?"

"Just kidding, relax. How's the cream?"

"Creamy! Creamy is good..." Hearing her pet's name, Cheng Diemeng's mood indeed calmed down a lot.

She obediently put down the tray, picked up the cola inside, and placed it in front of Jiang Tang.

"Thank you, Jiang Tang... brother."

Sure enough, Cheng Diemeng was still shy about calling Jiang Tang by that name, but she was determined to express her gratitude no matter what.

"This is the first time I've ever heard of that kind of address."

Jiang Tang smiled slightly and did not refuse.

"Alright, isn't it time for your 'customization' part? I'm really looking forward to it, I'm not kidding, I'm really looking forward to it."

Jiang Tang took a sip of the ice-cold cola. Hmm, the fifteen-yuan cola did indeed taste a bit better than the three-yuan bottle—although this was purely a psychological effect.

Cheng Diemeng bit her lip and gripped the hem of her skirt tightly with both hands.

"……Yes!"

If it were the old her, she would have done what most ordinary and shy maids do: perform a short dance for Jiang Tang and then make a heart shape with her hands on her chest, just like most ordinary and shy maids.

But this time...

The cat ear headband on Cheng Diemeng's head seemed to tremble slightly, truly resembling cat ears.

She took a deep breath and then exhaled. After calming down considerably, she composed herself, raised her hand to her cheek, made a cat's paw shape, and smiled adorably with her eyes narrowed.

"Meow~"

Then, with the resolve of a maid, she shouted out...

"I am... Master Jiang Tang's cat maid!"

Please, please use me!

?097 Wishes on an Ema

"To...to command!"

Cheng Diemeng blushed and hurriedly changed her words.

Using such things... Just imagining it makes Cheng Diemeng almost turn into a steampunk princess emitting pink vapor...

Because her seniors told her that she was cute like this, she wanted to show it to... her important benefactor.

She had used all the courage she had accumulated up to this point, yet she still made such a strange mistake. No wonder Cheng Diemeng was so ashamed and angry at this moment.

But none of that matters, because the most important thing is... Jiang Tang's reaction.

Does he like his actions at this moment, or is he indifferent, or... doesn't he care at all?

If she disliked it, Cheng Diemeng wouldn't know how to continue her maid career; she might run home and cry while hugging cream...

She lowered her head nervously, her gaze fixed on her little black leather shoes, where the toes of both shoes were touching, her expression full of shyness and restraint.

"Pfft!" The first sound was laughter.

Cheng Diemeng didn't understand its meaning, but... if it was mockery, her shoulders trembled.

But a pair of warm hands grasped hers. It turned out that Jiang Tang had stood up from his seat at some point, gazing intently at Cheng Diemeng with a smile on his lips.

"They're so cute, if you want to know my opinion."