Poverty makes me capable of anything.

"Anran's car has stopped, we're about to get in. Remember to take photos and videos!" The smiling dog patted Claude on the shoulder.

Claude smiled and said, "No problem, leave it all to me!"

Fame will come today.

Claude clenched his fist.

Although he has nothing now, he still has dreams!

His dream of becoming a top commentator is propelling him forward!

"Squeak-"

Anran parked the car in a small alley.

In fact, she had already learned from the forum that she had a lot of followers.

They said there would be thirty, but only one car has come along.

Unless it's a truckload of bread-bread men, there are at most a dozen or so.

However, since Smiling Doghead and Claude spoke with such certainty, the others should be on their way.

The other side has no idea that they know their plans, so they can turn the tables and trick them again.

Thirty players!

We still need to be careful. If we accidentally capsize in a ditch, it will be too late to regret it.

Therefore, An Ran did not intend to waste words with Smiling Doghead and the others.

Ella quickly hid in the distance, and Anran also pretended to be nervous, constantly changing positions and using cover to avoid being shot.

[Aha! The smiling dog head has now caught up with An Ran's butt!]

What style of commentary is this?

[Please be patient, everyone. Anran has already gotten off the bus, and so has the smiling dog head.]

[And then, what did you do after getting off the bus?]

[The most thrilling show is about to begin! Ladies and gentlemen, please keep your eyes peeled. Ta-da! Let me take a picture and upload it first.]

Is this commentary just silly?

It's a titanium sculpture!

Zhou Jieyu stared speechlessly at Claude's commentary post.

What is all this nonsense?

After all that babbling, all I know is that the smiling dog head caught up with An Ran. And then what? What happened to An Ran?

Finally, Claude uploaded the photos.

The photo shows a smiling dog's head cautiously moving forward, soon approaching an SUV in front of it.

There is also a location watermark in the lower right corner of the photo.

“No. 375, Kurorola Street, Yashi City, Canyon Continent, 1886”.

Zhou Jieyu glanced at the map.

It doesn't seem to be far from here.

"Hey, what are you doing?" the leader of the charge shouted at Zhou Jieyu.

Zhou Jieyu completely ignored the leader's words and jumped out of the car.

The car wasn't going fast, and with Zhou Jieyu's speed and physical fitness having improved significantly, she landed very steadily.

With a map, you won't get lost.

She jogged towards her destination.

Claude: [Alright, now the smiling dog-headed player and his cronies have gotten close to Enron's rear end!]

Get out of my sight! I'm not some smiling dog's lackey!

If you say another word like that, I'll kill you when I get there!

Why does this 2B model's commentator keep focusing on the word "butt"?

[Something was inadvertently revealed.]

[Oh ho, I was just wondering where you guys were, and you even dared to add an address watermark to the photo. Claude, you smiling dog head, huh? You even dared to set your sights on Anran. Looks like the lesson I taught you at the station wasn't enough. You wait, I'm on my way!]

“…” Claude’s facial muscles stiffened for a moment.

His gaze fell on the players who had gathered around An Ran's car.

Damn it, don't these big, burly guys know they're helping them gain popularity? What's with all the arrogance?

They surrounded them.

Although An Ran was very skilled, Smiling Doghead and his team had the right strategy. As everyone knows, a player's corpse remains for 10 seconds after death. Taking advantage of their numbers, Smiling Doghead and his team swarmed An Ran, tackled her to the ground, and then detonated the bomb...

【Boom!】

Claude took a picture and uploaded it.

Watch my brilliant analysis...

[Hey, what's that strange white light coming from near the car door in this photo?]

【Where? I heard there are notebooks here?】

[Sorry, this place is only full of burly men. If you want to see doujinshi, go to NH forum.]

What is NH?

[This lighting is really weird, hey, 2B commentator, what's next?]

[Wait, where's the commentator?]

[What the hell? A whole minute has passed, where did the commentator go?]

[You call yourself a famous commentator?]

[The commentator is dead; if you need anything, burn some paper money for him!]

Leading the Escape: [The commentator has been arrested. He asked me to pass on a message to everyone: Please go to the live stream thread about the rookie reporter leading the escape: //...]

【? ? ? 】

The perspective shifts back, and time is rewound.

The moment Claude uploaded the photo, he lost all interest in his commentary livestream thread.

As soon as the smiling dog head walked to An Ran's SUV, a blinding white light and a piercing sound instantly rendered him unable to resist.

Even Cloud, who was far away, was blinded by the light.

Flashbang, the word flashed through Cloud's mind.

But it was all too late.

Or rather, the methods that Smiling Doghead and his group came up with were not much different from those that An Ran had.

Both used bombs, it's just that Anran acted faster.

After the flashbang exploded, more than a dozen people around it instantly fell to the ground.

That wasn't the end of it. Immediately afterward, two more loud explosions followed, caused by the high-energy bombs that had been hidden inside the car.

The SUV got blown up.

Dishes like Fiery Giant Butt, Roasted Chicken, Stir-fried Little Yellow Chicken, and Blazing Roasted White Cut Chicken were all served on the table at once.

The results were remarkable.

The notification sounds kept ringing in her ears, and in just a few seconds, An Ran found that she had gained another 13600 experience points.

The player's kill count has increased by 14.

That was really exciting.

However, the cars were gone; those two SUVs, worth tens of thousands of pesos, had been turned into "black iron pots."

Anran held Ella, trembling all over.

The cost of this mission was enormous.

Clothes, computer, cosmetics, and this car.

"Waaaaah..."

As Anran trembled, Ella started trembling along with her.

So angry.

I will absolutely not let these players get away with this.

Anran got angry.

In order to recoup her losses, she picked up a gun and shot Claude Preer dead as he rolled around.

Then I walked toward the car that was driving towards me with the smiling dog head. The car was a bit shabby, but at least it was drivable. In short, the car was safe now.

"!!!"

call!

Zhou Jieyu, who was hiding to the side, breathed a sigh of relief.

Anran is perfectly fine.

She was really amazing; all her worries were for nothing.

But at this moment, Zhou Jieyu's journalistic spirit was reignited!

clack clack...

Quickly take a few photos, then start recording the video.

[The commentator has been arrested. He asked me to pass on a message: Please proceed to the live stream thread where the newbie reporter led the escape: //...]

[Hmm... what's with this new tactic? Is it an advertisement?]