Doctor will never die in a hellish situation.

"What...what are you saying?" Swire stammered, her face flushed red.

She'd only ever dreamed about kissing. Why did someone as unfeminine as Changfenlong get ahead of her?

"I'm sorry, Miss Shi, I won this time." Chen tapped his lips and said with a half-smile.

Interacting with Char Siu Cat and getting her exasperated with just a few words is just too funny.

It is absolutely not to assert sovereignty over the PhD.

Her answer was a meteor hammer bigger than her forehead.

Chapter 52, Section 236: Is this a battlefield of carnage? It's truly hilarious (Part 1)

I saw the doctor again after a long time, and we had lunch together as planned, but why am I not happy at all? Swire looked down at the bowl and chopsticks in front of her, her little mouth pouting in grievance.

“Miss Swire, when I was seconded to the Guard Bureau, I often brought my subordinates to this food stall. The food was pretty good.” Qin Duanyu had already ordered the food and filled her glass with iced tea. “Here, have something to drink first.”

"What's wrong, Miss Shi? You look so down on this commoner's food?" A hand suddenly reached out and took the teacup that was just filled with liquid. "Thank you, I was just a little thirsty."

"Changfen Long, I'm warning you, don't go too far! I've been putting up with you for too long. This is what the Doctor poured for me!" Swire slammed her hand on the table and stood up, glaring angrily at Chen, who was sitting directly opposite her.

That's right, that's the source of her unhappiness. That damn rice noodle roll dragon turned a perfectly good time for the two of them into a movie for three!

"I'm being unreasonable? This is clearly a welcome banquet for the doctor to return to the inspection team. What are you, a member of the serious crimes unit, doing here?" Chen obviously had a similar thought, feeling that the char siu cat opposite him was the one who was superfluous.

"A welcome party? What about your team members?" Swire curled her lip in disdain. They'd already kissed, and now they were having a welcome party? If she didn't come and keep an eye on things, would they have to prepare for a replacement later?

"They're all pretty busy today, so it's just me. Isn't the weight of an inspection team leader enough?" Chen Yang raised his phone, which had already gone black, and tried to say it in a helpless tone.

When the three of them arrived in a Swire 7 Series, Qin Duanyu suggested that Xiao Ma and the others come over as well. Chen then pretended to invite other colleagues, but no matter what Xiao Ma, Ferdinand, and the others replied, she always ended the conversation with "No, you're busy."

Then, to avoid anyone being oblivious, the phone completely "ran out of battery" after making a few calls.

In short, she was the only one with free time today among the inspection team members.

Coincidentally, the same situation applies to the Major Crimes Unit.

"Hmph, the doctor hasn't even said which group he's going to, so how can you make the decision for him?"

"In that case, let's hear what the doctor has to say."

As the two chatted, their gazes turned to Qin Duanyu, who was pouring tea. He seemed very focused, staring blankly at the overflowing tea until all the tea in the pot was poured out, at which point he pretended to look up in confusion.

"Huh? What just happened? Why don't we order first? This restaurant is famous for its Dragon Tiger Fight, you definitely have to try it!"

“I never thought even a PhD could make a mistake. You already ordered the food, now we just want to know which group you’re going to be working in for the next week.” Chen glanced at Shi Huaiya, emphasizing the words “make a mistake.”

“Yes, Changfenlong has already repeated the question. You should have heard it clearly, right? Make a decision quickly. I also want to know the answer.” Little Tiger said, emphasizing each word, not intending to give him any chance to evade the question.

The Guard Bureau's well-known rivals are now surprisingly well-coordinated.

Damn it, Lao Wei, I'll remember you. You've got to pay more!

Although she had expected this to happen, Qin Duanyu still couldn't help but curse under her breath as she saw herself being forced into this predicament.

This guy practically treated Qin Duanyu like a magic weapon for women. Before the two girls could do anything more exciting, he pushed him right in the center and gave him a "I'm rooting for you" look at the end.

The effect was immediate. Almost the instant Qin Duanyu appeared, the two girls tacitly put away their weapons and looked up at the ceiling as if nothing had happened. Upon seeing this, Wei Yanwu betrayed his good brother without hesitation and told him that he would be staying in the Guard Bureau for a week.

Forced into the situation, Qin Duanyu had no choice but to use the brief moment of confusion to devise a plan, leading the two girls to a food stall outside, thus averting the crisis of the city hall being demolished.

Fortunately, this scenario was still within the plan, leaving a lot of room for maneuver.

"Wait a minute, Inspector Chen, have we forgotten something important?" Qin Duanyu pretended to ponder for a while, then suddenly asked with some doubt.

"Don't try to change the subject, just tell me which group you want to be in..." Chen frowned, thinking this guy was about to play some tricks again.

In Chen's mind, the most important thing is undoubtedly Longmen, as well as his colleagues with whom he spends every day. Chashao Cat, with whom he often bickers, can barely be considered one, since life would be very boring without her. As for that annoying guy who is clearly very good-looking but insists on wearing a hood... pshaw, he is not important at all.

By the way, speaking of colleagues...

"Oh right! Hoshiguma, she's still in the parking lot!" Chen suddenly exclaimed, his eyes widening in surprise.

No wonder no one came to separate them when they were fighting so badly at the official residence. It turns out that her good friend Hoshiguma, who used to be responsible for separating the kids from each other, was left out by her.

Afterwards, I was so busy exchanging swear words with Chashu Cat that I completely forgot that Hoshiguma was still waiting in the parking lot.

Thinking of this, she hurriedly opened her phone and found that there were more than a dozen missed calls, all with the name "Hoshiguma" on the contact list. Several text messages were also asking why she and the professor had not come downstairs yet.

"Sorry, the professor said he was treating us to dinner, I forgot to invite you." Chen quickly called back, her face flushing red amidst Hoshiguma's teasing laughter. Even though the other party generously offered that she could drive home herself, Chen insisted that she come over.

Since it seems like Chashao Cat can't be driven away no matter what, it's better to bring one more of our own people along. We can let her find a way to get rid of Chashao Cat. If that doesn't work, we can fight to the death. With Hoshiguma, an outsider, watching over things, no one can get any closer to the Doctor.

Judging from the current progress, she has the advantage.

"Old Chen, where is that shop you mentioned? I'm not very familiar with this area. I'm at the intersection of Nathan Road right now." After a while, Hoshiguma called again and asked helplessly.

“This alley is really hard to find. I’ll come and lead you there.” Chen tried pointing in a direction, but found that Hoshiguma was walking further and further away. After estimating that it would only take a few minutes to walk there, he decided to bring Hoshiguma over.

As for what will happen during the absence.

Ha ha.

She simply couldn't believe that Char Siu Cat was so thick-skinned as to be able to confess his feelings in public and even kiss the Doctor, thus catching up with her completely in terms of progress.

Little did they know, Qin Duanyu silently closed her phone, revealing a strange smile.

Alright, watch me use these precious few minutes to deal with this little tiger!

Chapter 53, Section 238: Is this a battlefield? It's truly hilarious (Part 2)

“Miss Swire, since we’ll be waiting a while for the food to be served, why don’t we take a walk around the area first?” Qin Duanyu said to Swire after watching Chen leave.

"No, you should hurry up and chase after that rice noodle roll dragon. That way you can get rid of me, your 'ex-girlfriend,' and continue doing those naughty things!" Swire pouted, a little jealous.

"Huh?" Qin Duanyu was stunned when he heard Swire's words, and didn't know how to explain.

Did Chen become bolder after crossing the line yesterday and directly tell Swire about what happened in the bathroom yesterday?

"And those headbands on her head, you gave them to her too, didn't you?" Without the distraction of bickering, Little Tiger's emotional intelligence and IQ returned to their high level, and he asked aggressively.

Although this guy also gave her a set of clothes, which was more meaningful than the pair of decorations from the rice noodle dragon, she was still somewhat indignant when she thought of the smug look on his face in the bathroom.

What is it about me that I can't compare to Changfenlong? Even a nut as a ring would be nice!

"I remember there's a commercial street here. I wonder if Miss could give me a chance to make amends? Take whatever you like!" Qin Duanyu said with a smile, making a move to leave her seat.

"Tch, no sincerity!" Swire said, but quickly picked up her small handbag and left her seat even faster than him.

This food stall was where Xiao Ansuo and a few others had dinner together that night. It was also one of the places the girls from Penguin Logistics frequented. Naturally, he was very familiar with the area and easily found his way to a small flower shop.

"These flowers are all cheap stuff. Even if you bought them all and gave them to me, I wouldn't be happy!" As she followed Qin Duanyu into the store, Shi Huaiya felt a little expectant, but her words remained impolite.

She remembered telling Qin Duanyu that she liked white tulips the most. Although there wasn't a variety like White Dream here that cost several thousand LMD, she would reluctantly accept it as long as he offered it sincerely, even if it was a cheap variety.

"I know Miss doesn't care for these things, so I bought them for myself." Qin Duanyu shrugged, glanced around the store, picked up a delicate rose, and smelled its fragrance.

"You... Humph, I'm going out for some fresh air!" Seeing that Qin Duanyu really had no intention of buying her flowers, Shi Huaiya, feeling tricked, stomped her foot and stormed out the door.

Although it looks angry, the little tiger is not fast; it can be described as moving slowly and stopping frequently.

Sigh, no wonder she argues with Chen every day. It's no wonder that two proud and arrogant people can get into trouble together. Qin Duanyu sighed, took out a stack of Lungmen dollars and gave it to the florist, whispered a few words to him, and then hurried after Shi Huaiya.

"Even someone as clever as Miss Swire wouldn't guess why I bought a rose, would he?" He grabbed Swire's hand, and after she made a token struggle, he said mysteriously.

"Tch, who knows what you're up to? I don't have the time or inclination to waste brain cells thinking about these things, nor do I want to hear your explanations," the little tiger said irritably, but ultimately couldn't suppress the curiosity inherited from the Felin tribe. "Fine, I'll be magnanimous and give you a chance. Speak!"

"A tiger in the heart, yet a rose in the hand," Qin Duanyu said with a smile, tucking the rose into her breast pocket.

This was originally just a poem for pretentious artsy youths. Even with a melancholy gaze at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle, it could only fool naive young girls. But there happened to be a tigress in front of him, so the content he wanted to express was completely different from the original meaning.

"I...I...I...you...you...you..."

Swire's face instantly turned bright red.

Confessing your feelings?!

Before she could even catch her breath, something even more exciting happened. Qin Duanyu hugged her tightly, skillfully removed her mask, and kissed her.

The intrusion of the foreign object left Swire only able to utter incomprehensible "uh-huhs" and "ah-ahs," before her eyes glazed over and revealed a look of enjoyment.

Chen's idea was indeed correct. Chashao Cat was thin-skinned and a proud and aloof person, so there was absolutely no way she would do something like kissing in public. But Qin Duanyu was different.

How could someone who would cling to Wei Yanwu's leg and cry in front of major media outlets to gain more benefits care about other people's opinions?

"So, Beatrice, are you willing to get back together?" After a few minutes, Qin Duanyu finally moved her head away, and under Swire's reluctant gaze, she placed her head on her neck, nibbled on her earlobe, and asked softly.

"Okay...no..." The young lady murmured, her body limp. She glanced over and saw that a lot of onlookers had gathered around. She didn't know where she got the strength, but she pushed Qin Duanyu aside and ran towards the food stall.

The latter bowed to the onlookers, letting them know there was no more excitement to be had, and then slowly walked towards the food stall.

The timing was perfect; the two sat down one after the other, and soon Hoshiguma and Chen came into view together.

"Hey, Sister Ghost, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting!" Qin Duanyu said apologetically as she gestured for Hoshiguma to sit down.

Hoshiguma was left behind, which was of course Qin Duanyu's intention. At the time, Swire and Chen were having a friendly conversation, and in order to create a time gap for them to be alone, he deliberately did not remind Chen.

Then, pretending to have just remembered, he mentioned that Hoshiguma had been forgotten. Taking advantage of Chen's phone call to Hoshiguma, he secretly sent a text message: "Ghost Sister, please be sure to stall Chen Sir for ten minutes. I want to give her a surprise. I will reward her handsomely afterwards."

"It's alright, it's normal for everyone to be so happy that the Doctor is returning to the Guard Bureau," Hoshiguma said magnanimously, then rubbed her index finger and thumb together.

"Thank you, Sister Ghost, you've really been a great help this time." While Chen was still flustered by the unexpected flowers and Swire was still savoring the afterglow of their kiss, Qin Duanyu quickly stuffed several coupons into Hoshiguma's hand.

Ghost Sister's eyes widened immediately.

Ever since W blew up her newly bought electric scooter, she hasn't recovered from the grief. After all, without the huge discount that could be used as cash after a 50% discount, she'll probably have to save up for several more years to buy the top-of-the-line electric scooters.

Yes, I must remember to buy insurance this time, otherwise, judging from Old Chen's state of being completely taken advantage of, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to get benefits just by taking a walk like this again!

"Oh, it was nothing. Just treat Old Chen better from now on." Hoshiguma quickly hid the things and replied with a smile, "She was so excited when she received the things that she didn't even recognize the way."

Qin Duanyu's so-called surprise turned out to be flowers delivered halfway through the journey.

It was cliché and lacked sincerity, but for some reason, Old Chen's expression became a little off after receiving this bouquet of deep red flowers. Even without her actively trying to stall for time, Old Chen himself took the wrong path several times.

These flowers are pretty, but they're not hallucinogenic, so how could they have turned Old Chen into this state?

Seeing this, Qin Duanyu smiled and shook her head.

Dragon Girl Flower.