Doctor will never die in a hellish situation.

The little tiger sniffed, trying hard not to let the tears from the corners of his eyes drip down.

“Both you and Chen are outstanding individuals of the opposite sex.” Just as Swire was about to open the door, a pair of hands wrapped around her from behind. “I can’t give up either of them, so can I choose both?”

"You scum, don't even think about it!" Although she had undergone long-term combat training and could subdue Qin Duanyu at any time with the most standard grappling posture, Shi Huaiya only struggled slightly before saying viciously.

She even schemed against Chen, and this guy actually wanted to eat a stew of dragon and tiger in one pot. Doesn't he even look in the mirror? Does he really think he's so popular?

"Then let's take a step back and live under the same roof for the time being. I'll try to make a choice during this period, how about that?" Qin Duanyu gently bit a cat ear that was still trembling, while holding its tail at the same time.

"No...you...don't press there...be gentle...don't bite...I...I promise you." With her tail and ears attacked at the same time, Swire, who had been baring her teeth and claws, immediately went limp and collapsed weakly into Qin Duanyu's arms.

For example, if you say the room is too dark and you need to open a window here, everyone will definitely not agree. But if you say you want to tear down the roof, they will be willing to open a window.

As for what to do after a week, if Qin Duanyu still can't win them over after spending so much time together, then all her research on Bo's strategy for winning them over will have been for nothing.

The more I write, the more I feel that Xiao Qin is a piece of trash.

Section 255, Chapter 66: How Did They Slander You?

Even though Qin Duanyu's deliberate manipulation had put Swire in a state of confusion and infatuation, he ultimately did not dare to take it any further and stopped after petting the big cat for a while.

From God's perspective, Chen had already finished his bath and was searching the house for him and Swire. They would be here soon.

"Doctor, is Char Siu Cat in your house?"

Sure enough, just as Swire tidied up her disheveled clothes and looked at Qin Duanyu with some resentment and confusion, secretly wondering if he had some kind of problem with his sexual function, Chen's voice rang out from outside.

Like a frightened cat, the little tiger's tail, which had been stroked, suddenly stood on end, and it glanced at Qin Duanyu with some lingering fear.

Fortunately, the Doctor was alert enough. If she had done something right away, Chen would have caught her red-handed. If she was lucky, Chen would have cursed and stormed out. If she was unlucky, she might have really been turned into a char siu cat, while the Doctor would have gotten the chance to cosplay Makoto from the last episode.

“The idea of ​​building that new plot of land into a commercial center is great, but I think there are a few things that can be improved.” Qin Duanyu pretended not to hear and winked at Shi Huaiya. “The tables in the food court should be as small as possible, the chairs should be as narrow as possible, and customers should be made as uncomfortable as possible. Once they finish eating, they will definitely leave quickly to make room for the next customers.”

“Understood! The straw should be as thick as possible, the ice cubes as big as possible, the fries as overcooked as possible, and it should be as thirsty as possible for the kids. Once they finish one cup, they'll definitely want a second one.” Swire immediately understood and pretended to be discussing it seriously.

"*Dragon Gate swear words*, those two heartless swindlers!" Although Chen cursed fiercely, he breathed a sigh of relief.

The inexplicable sense of crisis that had arisen earlier made the girl, who was soaking in the bathtub, shiver. She felt that if she didn't do something soon, she would lose something important. She quickly washed herself clean, changed into a bathrobe, and rushed out without even drying her hair.

Fortunately, the two guys were just discussing some dirty and despicable ways to make money, and they weren't doing anything shameless behind her back.

No, something's wrong!

Chen frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Char Siu Cat's face still had a lingering blush, and there seemed to be some hickeys on her neck. Could a normal discussion have turned into this? Her red eyes were filled with suspicion and scrutiny, constantly shifting between Qin Duanyu and Shi Huaiya.

Gum!

Swire swallowed hard, cold sweat dripping from his forehead. Even with years of experience working in the Guard Bureau and extensive interrogation skills, he was still in a knowledge gap when it came to counter-interrogation.

At least in terms of mental fortitude, the young tiger is far inferior to those seasoned veterans who frequently end up in jail; he gives himself away at the slightest fright.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have secretly massaged Swire's tail." To prevent the truth from being exposed, Qin Duanyu could only pretend to be helpless.

"Doctor, you...didn't you say you wouldn't tell..." Swire paused for a moment, but quickly recovered and tried her best to cooperate with Qin Duanyu's performance. However, the panic and guilt after the secret was exposed were genuine and didn't require any acting skills.

"*Longmen swear words*, you treacherous cat, you actually got to enjoy such a long massage while I was taking a shower!"

"*Longmen swear words*, who told you to go take a bath? If you have too much trouble, don't blame others. Do you expect me to wait for you?"

Thus, their first night living together ended amidst arguments.

……

The next morning.

As Swire's car pulled into the Guard Bureau's parking lot, the three of them got out one after another, and from time to time they could feel strange gazes falling on them.

"Wow, could that news be true?"

"They came to work in the same car. If I remember correctly, these two live quite far apart, and given their relationship, why would they be so kind as to go out of their way to pick them up? So..."

"Not only did the doctor get back together with Miss Shi, but he also managed to win over Inspector Chen. They've even started living together!"

Although she had lowered her voice, the two superintendents had sharp hearing, and the blushing girl immediately abandoned Qin Duanyu, cornering the gossiping officers against the wall. Under the kind smiles and gentle tone of Chi Xiao and Meteor Hammer, she obtained several beautifully printed newspapers.

"Shocking! Two women and one man actually did this! Is it moral depravity or a distortion of human nature?" "Detective Bo rekindles his old flame, has he already abandoned his new love?" "Unveiling: Bo's bizarre (and scandalous) life!"

Looking at the headline and the accompanying photo, Qin Duanyu, burning with rage, crumpled the newspaper into a ball.

It was still that same unscrupulous gossip magazine that serialized the famous detective. Normally, he wouldn't care about such things, but in his current situation, it was like adding fuel to the fire, making them want him to die even faster.

It's necessary to teach these bastards who slandered him a lesson!

"Bro, are you free this afternoon? I need your help with something!" Qin Duanyu sneered and dialed the Emperor's number. "By the way, Texas isn't here, is she? Only Annie is in the safe house, that's good."

……

That afternoon, Penguin Logistics' safe house.

"Boss, the doctor has arrived. Shall we play that song again?" Exusiai released Qin Duanyu's hand and asked the penguin behind the boss's desk in a businesslike manner.

"Okay, that's settled then. Let me and my homie handle the rest." The Emperor nodded and tossed Qin Duanyu a cigar.

"Okay, then I'll wait outside." Exusiai winked at Qin Duanyu and happily closed the door.

"Your Majesty, someone is secretly plotting against me, trying to ruin my reputation through slander!" Qin Duanyu said bluntly, without mincing words.

"Bro, how did they slander you?" the Emperor asked, lighting a cigar with some curiosity.

Although they haven't known each other for long, judging from their long-term collaboration, this PhD is definitely a good-tempered person. For him to get so angry, the content published in the newspaper must be quite outrageous.

"They've written down everything I've done, look!" Qin Duanyu pulled out several newly bought newspapers and slammed them on the table, saying through gritted teeth.

"Bro, relax, it's just sensationalized gossip. Last year, a newspaper even claimed that Akong and Texas had a relationship beyond friendship, but they're doing just fine now, aren't they?" The Emperor smiled indifferently and casually comforted him.

There wasn't anything sensational in the photo; it was just him having dinner with two police superintendents from the Royal Guard in a restaurant. It's likely that he was unintentionally photographed by tabloid paparazzi, who then imagined a two-timing scenario.

As for the intimate scene of them living in the same room, any third-rate author could write hundreds of thousands of words about it. Unless they provide concrete evidence, such as three people lying in one bed, no one with a brain would believe it.

In the entertainment industry, this kind of thing is commonplace. Some minor celebrities even hope to get more attention. However, if the doctor is really angry, he can also help to give the other party a warning.

"No, no, no, the problem is that they are telling the truth!"

"*A penguin's screeching laugh filled with surprise and amusement*"

Soviet jokes never go out of style 233333

Chapter 67, Section 256: Adventure in the Red Street - If You Don't Come, You're a Dog

"Heh~~~~" The pretty silver-haired girl yawned, threw the newspaper and magazine in her hand onto the coffee table, and slumped on the sofa, listlessly watching the new anime series of the season on her laptop.

The entrance was piled high with takeout boxes like a city wall, and various express delivery packages were stacked like a small mountain. In addition, there were posters, dolls and figurines of Lady Wen Yue. She looked just like a shut-in from the East Country. It would be hard for anyone to associate the good-for-nothing who was eating and waiting to die in front of them with the Eastern Country ninja lady who was good at hiding her tracks.

Bai Xue, Lady Wen Yue's personal bodyguard, has been by her side since Wen Yue's marriage to Longmen. She is skilled in covert operations and intelligence gathering, and now she also serves as Wei Yanwu's deputy, handling some shady business.

Of course, as the most traditional type of ninja in the Eastern Kingdom, besides their elusive stealth skills and unpredictable and elusive assassination methods, what outsiders praise most is their loyalty.

Without a doubt, even though she is now under Wei Yanwu's command and even receives her salary from him, Bai Xue has always been loyal to Madam Wen Yue. Therefore, it is perfectly reasonable for her to keep an eye on her master to ensure that he does not do anything strange.

Similarly, Madam Wenyue had complete faith in her abilities. Even Wei Yanwu, who was unhappy about being monitored and always looking for an excuse to defuse the time bomb, could not find any fault with her work.

Until... one damn afternoon, some bastard, trying to shift the blame, insisted that she was yawning.

For a dignified ninja from the Eastern Kingdom to have her location exposed during a mission because of something like this, it's fortunate that those who know about it are tight-lipped. If the news had reached her colleagues back home, she would probably have had to commit seppuku to atone for her sins.

The most crucial point is, she didn't even hit him! Ha! How despicable!

However, no one believed Bai Xue's explanation. Perhaps it was just to tease this serious and earnest subordinate at first. The master and mistress were in complete agreement on this matter. Whenever the other party yawned, they would bring up Bai Xue's name to tease each other.

Who knew that after repeating it so many times, she would actually become a yawn ninja.

"Bai Xue, are you sure you don't need to rest for a while? Don't worry, I just hope you can work in better condition!" Hearing Madam Wen Yue's slightly concerned question, Bai Xue felt extremely humiliated.

She knew that an unprecedented career crisis was looming.

She wanted to regain her composure through her professional skills and prove her abilities again, but that guy's insight was amazing. He pointed out Bai Xue's hiding place several times, which only confirmed the fact that she had been discovered while yawning.

As time went on, Bai Xue gave up on her futile explanations and resigned herself to accepting the vacation offered by Madam Wen Yue. She even comforted herself that she could take the opportunity to stay at home and catch up on her anime. However, this did not mean that the grudge between her and Qin Duanyu was wiped clean.

For a while, Shinobu thinks more and more angry, and takes a step back and thinks more and more losses.

Having finally found some free time, the ninja spent nearly a month watching all the anime series on the market before plotting how to thoroughly annoy Qin Duanyu.

Previously, under Wei Yanwu's orders to monitor Qin Duanyu, she specially obtained an astronomical telescope and hid in a high-rise building not far from his residence. That's how she witnessed the astonishing scene one morning when the Exia climbed into the wrong bed and rummaged through his room.

This incident made Bai Xue realize that the doctor did not develop any legendary supernatural abilities like those in the Eastern Kingdom, such as being able to sense others' gazes. He was still within the realm of normal human beings.

That makes things much easier!

Since 007 no longer needed to assist Wei Yanwu and his wife, they had ample time to observe Qin Duanyu. Rhodes Island was already heavily guarded, but when the other party came to Lungmen, it was a completely home game.

The various juicy details she collected were casually changed to pseudonyms and then sent to the editors of various gossip magazines. As a result, the well-known figures such as "Bo Mou," "Chen Mou," and "Shi Mou" came into being.

Yes, not long ago we also unlocked a new character, the knight princess "Lin Mou", who is very popular with readers.

Seeing the mountain of letters urging her to update her novels piled up at her editor's office, Bai Xue even thought that if she hadn't chosen to be a ninja, she would definitely have become a famous light novel author.

In the Lungmen Mansion, the encounter between Swire and Chen was not a coincidence, but rather deliberately orchestrated by Bai Xue, with the intention of writing a new chapter titled "Two Female Police Officers Fight Over a Scumbag in the Mansion".

Even though Qin Duanyu resolved the crisis, the fact that the three of them subsequently moved into the same villa still provided her with material for her writing.

This idiot probably thinks he's being followed by ordinary paparazzi and is furious. No, he's probably already been torn to pieces by those angry girls, just like in that anime she watched a few days ago, where they even stuffed his head into his travel bag!

As the saying goes, flies don't land on eggs without cracks. If he didn't juggle multiple relationships, no matter how much fabrication he made up in the article, it wouldn't matter. I just accelerated the process. Bai Xue shrugged indifferently, a tax-evading smile on her face.

Hmph, you think you can just leave after offending the ninjas of the Eastern Kingdom?

Just then, an email was sent from Qin Duanyu's villa to Wei Yanwu's office. The content was absurd, involving flower cultivation, street management, and finally, the matter of keeping dogs.

Things that seemed unrelated made Bai Xue frown.

Although she was on leave and not authorized to use official power to monitor her allies, she was still someone close to Lady Wen Yue, and with a little effort, intercepting ordinary network messages from the villa was not a problem.

Ciphertext?

Bai Xue let out a sneer; this meant they had fallen into her hands.

"Adventure in the Red Streets, you're a dog if you don't come!"