I am the Bandit King of the East Sea.

"I'll take down the Four Emperors with a bottle in hand, I'm the King of the East Blue Mountain Bandits."

Chapter 99 The Story of the Mountain Bandit King, Higuma

Sig stood in Kaya's yard, reached for his waist, and pulled out a wine bottle.

Although it's not good to drink in front of children, this is to spark my inspiration... wait, I mean, to stimulate my desire to express myself.

"After all, my persona is that of a serious, low-key, and storied great pirate."

Sieg gulped down two mouthfuls of wine and was soon slightly tipsy. He squinted at the sky, and the entire sky seemed to fall into his eyes.

He stroked his short beard, his eyes gradually becoming weary.

At this moment, he seemed like a strongman from the old era, having traveled thousands of miles through the mortal world and experienced many vicissitudes.

Without saying a word, Sieg's demeanor had already changed.

As he stood there gazing at the sky, his entire being seemed to be brimming with stories.

"Is this what a real great pirate is like?"

Usopp stared intently at Sieg, who was looking up at the sky, then glanced at the bounty poster in his hand.

He had already learned to make up stories, but he was still a child at the time, with limited experience and had never left Xiluobu Village. The adventure stories he made up had a bit of a fairy tale feel to them.

Sig, standing under the tree, gazed at the sky and spoke leisurely:

"The story I'm about to tell you is all fake. Please don't take it seriously and don't try to relate to it."

After saying that, Sieg gulped down another mouthful of wine and softly recited:

"Holding a bottle of liquor, I'll take down the Four Emperors; stepping on the future Pirate King."

If you ask who I am, I am the Bandit King of the East Sea Mountains.

After reciting the opening poem, Sieg didn't bother to check on others' reactions and started talking on his own:

"There is a country overseas called the Kingdom of Goa."

"In the mountains of the Goa Kingdom, there lived a bandit king named Higuma."

"What...what are you fucking?"

Usopp was taken aback for a moment, then glanced at Kaya. Seeing that she didn't seem to understand, he finally felt relieved.

"Ahem, the name is just a code name, indicating that this story is purely fictional and has absolutely no allusions."

Sieg continued:

"The story begins in a village in the Kingdom of Goa in the East Blue."

"The bandit king, Higuma, harbors a terrifyingly grand plan, and the very beginning of this plan lies in Windmill Village..."

"The bandit king, Higuma, is unparalleled in wisdom and strategy. No one in the world knows about his grand plan, including himself."

"And in the tavern of Windmill Village, the bandit king Higuma encountered his first important figure..."

“I know this story…” Usopp said excitedly.

Sig had already briefly told him about meeting Shanks and Yasopp in Windmill Village. Clearly, Sig was using a person named Sunkuk to tell his own story.

Upon hearing this, Usopp's spoiler-loving spirit was already burning brightly.

Sitting in the tree, he leaned against Kaya by the window and whispered in her ear:

"This important figure is none other than Red, one of the Four Emperors..."

“He is the Four Heavenly Kings of the Mountain Bandits—Blue-Haired Jack,” Sig said.

"Huh?" Usopp exclaimed in surprise.

"After a secret meeting, Blue-haired Jack took his leave the following day and set sail to intercept the man known as an army hero..."

"I know that, I saw it in the newspaper..."

Usopp was very proud of his identity as the son of a pirate and often paid attention to various news. He quickly thought of the news from not long ago.

He was about to give away another spoiler: "Red-Haired Shanks encountered Garnett at sea..."

"Capcom, the king of reheated dishes!"

"Who is this?!?!" Usopp was shocked again.

Sieg has gradually gotten into the swing of things. He took a sip of his drink and continued:

"After news of Capcom being blocked spread, it caught the attention of Dragon, the leader of the Justice League."

"Drag, along with his second brother, Big Bear, and third brother, the transvestite, personally came to the deep mountains to visit the mountain bandit king, Sun Bear, who was unparalleled in wisdom and had lived in seclusion in the deep mountains."

"The grand plan of the bandit king, Higuma, is slowly unfolding. A conspiracy that could overturn the world is taking place within this thatched hut..."

"Historically, it is said that he visited the thatched cottage once."

Sieg continued to recount his personal experience with the modified version.

Even with the unparalleled wisdom of Rikuro, grand plans are not without their flaws. Despite all the scheming, the garbage mountain still burst into flames...

"This unexpected fire actually brought the Celestials to visit earlier than expected, but it still didn't completely deviate from the Mountain Bandit King's grand plan."

"The bandit king had already seen through everything."

"The desire of the celestial beings is to see this world burning."

"When the garbage mountain was ablaze, Rikuma had already foreseen the early arrival of the Celestials."

"In the near-shore area, the already prepared Sun Bear unleashed a Purgatory Unparalleled Explosive Wave Cannon, severely injuring Celestial from a distance."

"Enraged, Celestial Guardian Situ Dong made a bold move, wanting to become enemies with the bandit king Ri Xiong."

"Ridiculous!" Sieg sneered.

“What kind of person is the Mountain Bandit King? How could a mere Celestial Guardian possibly withstand him?”

"When the sun bear strikes with its sword, the entire world will kneel and bow down!"

"He unleashed a sword strike from afar, chanting softly: 'I have a sword that makes even immortals kneel.'"

Before anyone could react, Celestial Guardian Situ Dong was already kneeling on the ground, unable to get up...

It has to be said that if you just change the silly protagonist to a genius overpowered protagonist like Sun Bear with unparalleled intelligence and incredible combat power, and then explain Sun Bear's various actions as part of a grand plan, it sounds really exciting and full of twists and turns.

Soon, the image of a wise and far-sighted leader came to life.

At first, Usopp found the various modified versions of the characters, such as blue hair and Capcom, quite irritating, but later he gradually became engrossed in them.

Kaya, on the other hand, had already completely fallen into the story.

For two seven-year-old children, a story based on a true story is incredibly appealing.

Not only Kaya and Usopp, but also the bald man and the others who were listening quietly outside the wall were stunned.

They were indeed his personal followers and experienced the events of the Goa Kingdom that he described.

But listening to it from this storytelling perspective truly reveals the danger and excitement involved.

"The boss's grand plan actually started back in the Windmill Village tavern!"

"The Four Emperors, Garp, the Celestial Dragons, and the Revolutionary Army are all part of the boss's grand plan!"

The subordinates exchanged shocked glances.

They knew that Sieg's grand plan was terrifying, but no one imagined it would be this terrifying.

"Alright, that's all for today's story of the Mountain Bandit King."

"I reiterate that this story is purely fictional, and please do not take it personally."

Sieg let out a burp and said with a smile.

Chapter 100 The Palm Technique That Descended from the Sky

"Is the story over?"

Kaya on the windowsill still seemed a little unsatisfied.

"That's all for now. If there's another chance, I can tell you the story of the Mountain Bandit King's battle against the Fifty-Six Emperors..."

"But let's stop this small talk for now."

Sigurd glanced at Usopp:

"Usopp, didn't you want to cure Kaya's illness? Please leave for a moment, I need to talk to the patient alone."

"really?"

Usopp didn't hesitate and quickly climbed over the wall again to escape.

Usopp now has one more thing he really wants to do: compare the "Celestial Dragon Incident in the Goa Kingdom" in the newspaper with the story told by Higuma.

Seeing Usopp leave, Sigurd spoke up and briefly explained the matter of curing hormones.

"This is a life-enhancing drug, but even when diluted a hundred times, the side effects still exist and can shorten your lifespan."

"Your illness isn't too serious, and you won't be in life-threatening danger even without medication. I predict you'll remain in a weakened state for the next ten years or so..."

Sig didn't try to hide the side effects and told seven-year-old Kaya about the medication directly.

Koya hesitated for a moment; for a seven-year-old, this was a rather difficult decision.

"You don't need to make a decision right away. I even suggest you discuss this with your parents. As for whether the medicine is really effective, you can ask your parents to keep an eye on Usopp's mother's condition."

Sieg didn't waste any more words; after saying those words, he prepared to leave.

The choice of whether or not to use the medication rests with Kaya and her parents; it's none of his business how they choose.

Sieg has one more important thing to do now.

Where exactly will Tyrant Bear's package land in Xirob Village?

After leaving Kaya's house, Sig looked up at the sky.

The bear has not been to Xiluobu Village, so there is currently no way to accurately deploy it; we can only ensure that it lands on this island.

Judging by the time, Xiong's package should be arriving soon.