So all the wives were waiting for me to break up with them.

"Sister Hua, you are the youngest and most beautiful." Zhou You took Yun Mingyue's small hand.

Upon hearing this, Yun Mingyue tickled his palm with her little finger and asked him with a smile, "Do you say that to every woman?"

Most people would probably pat their chest and guarantee that they only said this to Yun Mingyue.

But Zhou You is clearly not an ordinary person.

He nodded very seriously, "The other ladies are indeed very beautiful."

“You never try to hide it,” Yun Mingyue sighed.

She was too lazy to be angry with Zhou You anymore. Anyway, apart from his obsession with his childish dream, he didn't have any other major problems. She just needed to keep an eye on her 'bad brother's' lower body.

Yun Mingyue shook her head. "I'll let it go for the next few days."

Actually, she also longed for this long-lost warmth.

Yun Daidai had never experienced a lively and happy Spring Festival. She had experienced it before, but it had plunged her into a coldness.

It's hard to say whether it's more tragic to have never had something or to have had it and then lost it.

300. Absurd Adults

Zhou You and Yun Mingyue were chatting as they walked home.

at home.

In high spirits, Chen Tangtang pulled out a bottle of champagne from who-knows-where, looking like she was planning to have a second round of fun.

Chen Youzi and Ning Moxin were trying to comfort her, but because Zhou You wasn't there, their efforts were in vain.

Ding-a-ling~~

"You hold your sister's hand first, I'm going out to answer a phone call."

Ning Moxin took out her phone, glanced at the caller ID, and took small steps out of the house to the stairwell.

She answered the phone, "Sister?"

“My father just called me and asked us to come to his house,” Ning Qiyu said, getting straight to the point.

"Father?"

Ning Moxin frowned. After thinking for a moment, she decided not to actually listen to Ning Chutang's suggestion and went over late at night. "I have something to do right now and don't have time to go to my father's house."

"Are you traveling around now?" Ning Moxin's answer seemed to be exactly what Ning Qiyu expected, and she quickly asked Ning Moxin in return.

"Ah."

After receiving a positive reply, Ning Qiyu continued, "How about this, I'll go to my father's house alone to check on the situation, and then I'll tell you the details on WeChat."

She figured her father was probably alright, but he was upset because he guessed that Ning Moxin was definitely fooling around with Zhou You today.

So when she called him, saying she needed to talk to him and Ning Moxin, she actually wanted to lure Ning Moxin to her home and separate her from Zhou You.

“Then… I’ll have to trouble you, sister.” Ning Moxin did not refuse Ning Qiyu’s suggestion.

“Since my sister thinks this is acceptable,” Ning Qiyu paused, then suddenly jumped to another topic, “come to my house first.”

"Go to my sister's house?"

“It’s Chinese New Year, I can’t leave Mengmeng alone at home,” Ning Qiyu explained. “Besides, it must be very lively where you are right now, why don’t you bring Mengmeng over and let her join in the fun?”

Upon hearing this, Ning Moxin turned around and peeked through the crack in the door into the brightly lit living room, where she saw Chen Tangtang entangled with Chen Youzi.

It's really lively on her side.

Chen Tangtang alone can create the commotion of ten people.

"Row."

Ning Moxin agreed and then went downstairs to pick up Ning Qiyu's house.

Not long after she left, Zhou You and Yun Mingyue returned home.

Zhou You took out his key, opened the door, and went inside. He had just taken off his shoes when Chen Tangtang ran over from the living room, grabbed him, and kissed him with her lips that smelled of alcohol.

Glug~~Glug~~

A large amount of icy cold liquid flowed from Chen Tangtang's mouth into Zhou You's mouth, and he was forced to swallow it.

"My little heartthrob~~hehehe~~"

"Sister Bing..." Zhou You was forced to drink a big gulp of wine and felt a little dizzy.

So when Ning Moxin returned with Ning Mengmeng, Zhou You, who was feeling a bit dizzy, stopped her and, mimicking Chen Tangtang's earlier actions, poured wine into her mouth.

Of course, the older women were all quite good at drinking, so they probably only half-heartedly accepted Zhou You's offer to drink to them.

Furthermore, they did not engage in any intimate interactions with other people.

…………

The first day of the new year.

"Hmm~~" Chen Youzi opened her eyes in the darkness.

As a young woman with a low alcohol tolerance, she was the first to fall into a coma and drank the least, which is why she also woke up the earliest.

"It's so dark."

She muttered to herself as she raised her hand, stretching it slightly forward in the darkness, her fingertips immediately touching a plump, bouncy face.

"who is it?"

Chen Youzi pinched the cheek out of curiosity, and the person whose cheek she pinched woke up because of her action.

"Youzi, it's me." Ning Mengmeng's voice came from the darkness.

"Mengmeng? What are you doing in my house?"

When Chen Youzi heard the familiar voice, she was surprised. She had fallen into a coma so early last night that she had no recollection of Ning Moxin bringing Ning Mengmeng.

Faced with her best friend's question, Ning Mengmeng organized her thoughts and gave a rather organized answer.

"Yesterday, my aunt and I..."

It took some time for Ning Mengmeng to explain the whole story to Chen Youzi.

Chen Youzi sighed, "It's all my fault for not stopping my sister."

She paused, then touched Ning Mengmeng and pleaded, "Mengmeng, could you turn on the light? It's so dark."

“Then we might have to crawl out from under the bed first.” Ning Mengmeng reached out and patted the wooden floor, making a 'smack' sound.

Fortunately, they didn't know that the person had turned on the heater before going to bed, otherwise she and Chen Youzi would have gotten sick from lying on the floor in the freezing cold all night.

Upon hearing Ning Mengmeng's words, Chen Youzi realized that the darkness around her wasn't because it wasn't dawn, but because her location was rather peculiar.

"We're under the bed now?!"

Just as Chen Youzi was surprised, she heard a noise above her.

"Ouch~~ My head hurts so much."

Ning Moxin woke up with a frown in her bedroom, which was barely bright enough.

A large, hot hand was rudely slipping through her clothes and pressing against her thigh; the heat of that young man made her feel flustered.

Could it be? Was it a case of drunken promiscuity?

Ning Mo thought to herself, and then quietly squeezed her legs together. A question immediately arose in her mind.

Why doesn't it hurt? This is my first time! How come it's different from what the book says?

She frowned even more, trying to recall what had happened last night, but she had become a little confused after drinking and had no recollection of how she and Zhou You ended up in bed.

Ning Moxin was immediately conflicted. She glanced at Zhou You's still closed eyes and slowly reached down to touch herself.

She decided to check it out herself.

While Ning Moxin mustered up her courage to check her condition, Chen Tangtang, who was lying on the other side, also woke up.

She heard some faint sounds and instinctively looked in the direction of the sound. In the dim light of dawn, she could vaguely see what Ning Moxin was doing.

Why did Ning Moxin touch that spot with her hand?

Chen Tangtang blinked and took a sniff of Zhou You's alcohol-scented breath. It smelled a little unpleasant, but not unpleasant.

He had some guesses about Ning Moxin's situation.

She recalled some private conversations she would occasionally have with close friends: when women feel unbearably lonely, they want to solve problems by working hard with their own hands.

Especially with the spellcasting materials lying right next to you, it seems quite normal to be unable to resist.

Chen Tangtang squinted and peeked at Ning Moxin's pretty face, which was flushed. She looked shy but also very focused and serious as she touched herself. Before Chen Tangtang could figure out whether Ning Moxin was pinching beads to pick flowers or going straight for the target.

"Hmm~~" Zhou You groaned softly and opened his eyes.

Ning Moxin froze instantly, and Chen Tangtang also closed her eyes tightly, silently pretending to be dead.

Zhou You got up and looked at the three exquisite and shapely bodies on the bed.

"Could it be that I displayed my prowess with one dragon and three phoenixes last night?!"

He was startled, then felt a pang of regret, since he couldn't recall a single detail.

Ning Moxin blushed. "What nonsense are you talking about, Xiao You? Who said you're having a one-dragon-three-phoenix relationship? Is she such a promiscuous woman?"

Chen Tangtang's eyes darted around under her eyelids.

Her ideas are quite unique.

If we had actually done it last night, I don't know who made my little god feel better, me, Ning Moxin, or Yun Mingyue.

Judging by her figure, it must be her, right?

"No, that's not right." Zhou You touched his waist and felt that he was full of energy and didn't look like he had overindulged in sex at all.

In other words, everyone got drunk but nothing happened.

"It seems scientifically sound? I'm really drunk. People aren't always able to have sexual urges. The idea that people can have sex after drinking is pure nonsense."

"Little brother, you seem disappointed that we didn't manage to have sex while drunk?"

The two older sisters who were pretending to be asleep didn't wake up, but Yun Mingyue, who was sleeping the most soundly, was woken up by Zhou You's actions.