So all the wives were waiting for me to break up with them.

Zhou You replied to his mother frankly, "That matter? A few minutes will be enough, it'll be over in a minute."

"A few minutes? So fast?" Xiao Yan looked her son up and down for a moment, then slowly frowned.

Completely unaware of what his mother was thinking, Zhou You looked down at Xiao Chuchu, who was getting up from the ground and tidying her appearance, and asked her about the matter he was concerned about.

Now we have to talk about Xiao Chuchu's outfit today.

She was wearing a custom-made small-sized suit, a black blazer with a delicate brooch, a white lining, and with the top two buttons undone, a glimpse of her fair skin. The lower half was a smooth, narrow skirt, and below that, her calves were wrapped in semi-transparent long black stockings.

Coupled with her serious expression.

In Zhou You's eyes, he was a complete little adult.

"Liu Xu, what are you doing in my house? Did my mother just go to pick you up? And why are you dressed like this today?"

Snapped!Snapped!

Xiao Chuchu patted the clothes twice to remove non-existent dust. Xiao Yan was a very hygienic person and basically mopped the floor every day.

"Actually, my name isn't Liu Xu." Her first sentence was very direct.

"Huh?!" Zhou You was a little confused. "Liu Xu... what do you mean by that?"

Xiao Chuchu straightened her expression, walked to the sofa, and jumped with all her might, but almost got caught on the sofa and fell flat on her face because she didn't jump high enough.

However, it was ultimately just a shortcoming.

In reality, she only stumbled slightly, then naturally straightened up, looked calmly at Zhou You, and barely managed to be level with him thanks to the height of the sofa.

"Actually, my name is Xiao Chuchu."

"Hmm...?"

Zhou You didn't react for a moment, "Xiao Chuchu? Isn't that your mother's name?"

"That woman is actually my secretary, named Liu Xu, and I am Xiao Chuchu, your godmother." Xiao Chuchu kept a straight face, and her voice sounded relatively calm.

"..."

"???"

Zhou You was shocked by this sudden event, as if he had been electrocuted.

Even though he had recently experienced too many absurd things, he was still stunned into a blank mind by this shocking news.

He stood there, stunned, while the two older girls standing obediently beside him reacted differently.

Ning Moxin looked at Xiao Yan, "Can you tell me, is this true?"

Xiao Yan nodded slowly.

Upon seeing this, Yun Mingyue looked at Xiao Chuchu with a very complicated expression. "So, you're my boyfriend's godmother?"

After speaking, she paused, recalling what she had done to Xiao Chuchu, including but not limited to giving her candy and hugging her...

Most importantly, she'll have to call this 'little loli' she always thought was a little girl "Mom" from now on?

hiss~~

Yun Mingyue's body suddenly trembled.

She couldn't accept it!!

"But……"

Ning Moxin, who had the same thought as Yun Mingyue and was equally unable to accept it, questioned, "...Isn't Xiaoyou's godmother quite old? How could she be such a young child like you?"

“Yes!!” Zhou You and Yun Mingyue nodded at the same time.

Zhou You looked towards his mother, a guess forming in his mind. "Mom, did you deliberately have Liu Xu say that to me? Trying to play a joke on us?"

Believe it or not, my sometimes unreliable mother would actually do something like this.

"Huh?" Xiao Yan blinked, not expecting that these people would actually doubt whether she was lying.

She thought for a moment and replied to her son, "Chuchu just looks young; you can't judge a book by its cover."

"Really?" Zhou You was still not quite convinced, or rather, he didn't want to believe Xiao Yan's words.

"Why would I lie to you?" Xiao Yan retorted.

“Because you’re just like that, Mom,” Zhou You replied quickly, “You like to have fun.”

Xiao Yan was speechless, unable to refute Zhou You for a moment.

She deliberately didn't tell Zhou You that Xiao Chuchu was actually a short, stocky little girl, just so she could have some fun, right?

She now feels like she's the shepherd boy in "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".

"If I'm lying, may your father break his leg today... and eat dinner upside down." Xiao Yan solemnly made a 'poisonous oath'.

368. I have another identity

"..."

"...It's actually true."

When Zhou You heard Xiao Yan make a "poisonous oath" using her father's name, he finally stopped doubting her. He could doubt his mother's unreliability, but he couldn't doubt her feelings for his father.

He looked at Xiao Chuchu again, sizing up this 'little loli,' his godmother. He had one last question.

"Then... Xiao Chuchu, why did you deliberately hide it from us and act cute and charming around us?"

"Before I explain this, I need to tell you something first."

"What is it?" *3 Zhou You and the two older sisters felt a sudden jolt in their hearts for some reason.

What's causing this ominous feeling?

Xiao Chuchu put her hands behind her back and clenched them tightly. "I have another identity that you must be very familiar with."

"What's your identity?" Zhou You asked.

Xiao Chuchu tried her best to keep a straight face and said a few words concisely, "The first two words are pitiful."

"..."

"???" *3

Zhou You and the two older sisters spent a few seconds retrieving the unusually familiar online name from their memories and then applied it to the 'little girl' in front of them.

Then, they all widened their eyes in unison, dumbfounded.

"You're saying you're Sister Lian?!" Zhou You exclaimed in shock.

He wouldn't be so shocked if it were just because he discovered that his online friend was a 'little girl'.

But what if this 'little girl' is not only your online friend, but also your godmother?

Then...

He found it difficult to describe his feelings at that moment.

"That's right, I am that..."

Xiao Chuchu paused, then took a deep breath and said in complete self-abandonment, "... She boasted in the group that she was a mature, beautiful, and sexy older sister with big breasts and long legs, but in reality she was just a pitiful little bean with pretty breasts but no butt who never grew up."

After she finished speaking, the light in her eyes disappeared, and her face turned ashen.

In that instant, her life seemed to lose all its light.

The atmosphere in the living room froze again.

I don't know how much time has passed.

Ning Moxin murmured to herself, gradually realizing what she meant, "The two words before 'pitiful'? 'Pitiful'? 'Pitiful'? 'Pitiful'? I see."

She paused, looked at Xiao Chuchu, and narrowed her eyes slightly, "Assuming what you said is true, you are Xiao You's godmother, our online friend, or... the new mayor of Hangzhou."

Yun Mingyue added what Ning Moxin hadn't said, "Mayor Xiao, is there something important that you suddenly came to see us today? Is it related to your previous act of disguising yourself as a child?"

"Yes."

Now that everything had been discussed openly, Xiao Chuchu had no more reason to hesitate and spoke frankly.

"Because the atmosphere around your Yun Group, Chen family, and Ning family has been strange since last year, and I just happened to find myself in a position where I could reasonably approach you, I pretended to be a child and subtly probed you to see if I could get lucky and find out what your families are fighting over."

"What are we arguing about?"*2 Upon hearing this, the two older sisters' expressions changed.

As insiders, they certainly knew the reason for the strange atmosphere surrounding them and the forces they represented during this period.

Seeing that they seemed hesitant to speak, Xiao Chuchu immediately became earnest and said, "The situation has been turbulent lately. If you two have any disputes, it won't have a good impact. So, I hope you can be more harmonious for the sake of my godson's girlfriends."

“Hmm…”*2 The two older sisters’ expressions became even stranger after hearing this.

The reason they haven't been getting along lately is because they're fighting over men.

"We're all family, why can't we sit down and talk things over?" Xiao Chuchu started playing the emotional card. "I'm Zhou You's godmother, and also your online friend of many years. Give me some face and tell me what happened. I'll definitely help you mediate fairly and justly."

"Actually, it's not something that can't be said." Ning Moxin tossed her hair. "If you really want to know, Chuchu, I can tell you the truth."

"Oh?" Xiao Chuchu's eyes lit up, surprised that things would go so smoothly.

She thought she would have to reason with them, appeal to their emotions, and talk for a long time, perhaps even persuading Zhou You to help her, before these two would reluctantly reveal a little bit of information.

"I'm all ears."

Xiao Chuchu put on an unusually serious expression, already prepared in her mind. No matter what earth-shattering things Ning Moxin said next, she believed she could handle it properly.

Ning Moxin pondered for a moment, then organized her thoughts, “Actually, I hope to establish a multilateral relationship based on Xiaoyou, but Mingyue wants her to have her all to herself. As for Tangtang, it’s because my father has some objections to my relationship with Xiaoyou. In order to prevent my father from affecting Xiaoyou, Tangtang’s mother is suppressing my father.”

"..."

"Could you say that again? I think I misheard." Xiao Chuchu, who had been looking serious, was starting to lose her composure.

It shouldn't be some secret that several major families can't tell outsiders, involving hundreds of billions of dollars in transactions. At the very least, it should be some kind of treasure from a previous dynasty buried under West Lake, which would lead to open and covert struggles among the major families.

Why did it turn out to be a family soap opera plot?

"Chuchu, you didn't mishear me." Ning Moxin's face was full of sincerity.

"So, the reason so many things have happened in Hangzhou recently is simply because you're fighting over men?"

Xiao Chuchu looked at Ning Moxin in disbelief. When Ning Moxin nodded slightly, her mouth opened slowly and uncontrollably.

After all that fuss, is this all there is to the unrest in Hangzhou? Just this?