So all the wives were waiting for me to break up with them.

387. Forever Eighteen

Zhou You's emotional intelligence, like Schrödinger's cat, lies somewhere between being present and nonexistent.

Or rather, it's not that he lacks emotional intelligence; he simply thinks the older women are all family, and he feels too relaxed around them, so he speaks without thinking.

Yeah, is it really necessary to use so many tricks to deal with them?

In short, Zhou You did bring some romance to Yun Mingyue tonight. Although Yun Mingyue wasn't exactly moved to tears, she was definitely warmed inside.

Zhou You returned the guitar to the singer.

"Dude, you sang really well! You've got some skills." The singer excitedly said a few words to Zhou You, and then said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "You see, I told you that having an extra skill is good for picking up girls. If any of you are in Hangzhou, you can come to XXX to sign up for a course. It's only 688 yuan, and I guarantee you'll learn it."

This singer's business scope is indeed quite wide, including performing in public squares, live streaming, and even selling courses on the side.

Zhou You glanced at the live stream chat where two rockets had floated by, and shook his head. Being able to talk and sing will certainly make girls who already like you like you even more, but whether you can make girls who don't like you before like you, that's another story.

Don't you see, girls always seem to praise someone's singing in this way?

Ah! That XXX is so handsome! And he sings so well! I like him so much!

Look, first he's handsome, then he sings well.

"Let's go, let's go home." Yun Mingyue waved to Zhou You, and after he came to her side, she pulled him away.

"Again!" the singer shouted.

These handsome men and beautiful women get three or four rockets flying by just by appearing on camera; they're like gods of wealth!

Zhou You and Yun Mingyue left, and Zhou You turned to look at Yun Mingyue.

"Are you satisfied with my performance, Sister Hua?"

"Satisfied." Yun Mingyue didn't consider herself arrogant, so of course she wouldn't pretend. "I didn't expect you to have this skill, little brother."

She waved her phone, "It seems like everyone thinks you sing very well, little brother."

The video she posted in the group was a recording of a live stream she made from that singer's live stream.

"Sister Hua...aren't you just like those concubines vying for favor in palace dramas?" Zhou You couldn't suppress the urge to complain.

"Hmph! I am acting in accordance with the greater good, a righteous act." Yun Mingyue snorted lightly. "They should clearly understand this."

"I thought the older sisters had all been behaving themselves lately." Zhou You blinked. Recently, the older sisters had all been doing their own things, and he had been happily roaming among them, touching and hugging them. He never expected that Yun Mingyue would seize the opportunity to give them a 'shocking blow'.

"The affairs between women can be traced back fifty years and forward fifty years."

"Then I should reply to Sister Bing's message." Zhou You glanced at the group chat; Chen Tangtang was already making a fuss.

"Can't you wait until next time? I haven't had enough of being smug yet."

"I'm afraid Sister Bing will fly back from Hong Kong overnight to find us, and Sister Hua, you don't want us to be disturbed at night, do you?"

"...Alright, reply properly."

Yun Mingyue had no doubt that if Chen Tangtang got impulsive, she would really fly back to Hangzhou from Hong Kong overnight and come to her house to "make trouble" for them. Such a thing would seem childish to that young lady.

Zhou You lowered his head to comfort Chen Tangtang and Ning Moxin in the group chat, while Yun Mingyue watched him type. The two quickly returned to the vicinity of Zhou You's newly purchased car.

"Why don't you continue chatting with Chen Tangtang, and I'll drive?" Yun Mingyue leaned back on the hood of the car, looking like a car model.

However, if you encounter a beautiful car model like Yun Mingyue when buying a car, you won't even notice the car.

That aura, those long legs, that slender waist... Luxury cars are common, but a stunning beauty that can topple kingdoms is rare.

“Sister Hua, the moment you stand next to my car, I feel like it instantly becomes several levels more prestigious.” Zhou You took out the car keys with his other hand and handed them to Yun Mingyue.

"Grumpy."

Yun Mingyue took the keys, slipped the key ring onto her fair fingertips and twirled it, then playfully scolded herself and got into the car.

Zhou You opened the other car door and sat in the passenger seat.

hum!

Yun Mingyue drove the car slowly away from the parking area. The journey was smooth and there were no unexpected incidents. Just as Zhou You had calmed Chen Tangtang down, they arrived home.

"Little brother~~ carry me inside."

Yun Mingyue locked the car door, walked up to Zhou You, first tossed the car keys into his pocket, and then, as usual, unceremoniously draped her soft body over him.

He's gotten used to it; he said he'd hold her like this for the rest of his life.

Zhou You easily embraced Sister Hua. The peach had recently been developed and was rounder than before. He just didn't know when he could attack from behind. That feeling must be amazing.

Have I gained weight recently?

No, I don't think so.

In fact, thanks to Yun Mingyue's increasingly plump figure, her weight has indeed subtly increased, but Zhou You obviously can't tell the truth.

If a guy finds out he's gained a pound, he'll probably just laugh it off.

If a girl knew she had gained a pound, things could get complicated.

"You're so uncertain, so you must think I've gained weight. Luckily, we have a scale at home, I'll go weigh myself later."

"..." Another point is that if a wife finds out she's gained weight and wants to lose weight, the husband is more likely to be the one who suffers.

"Sister Hua, you're just right like this, you don't need to lose weight."

"You prefer a bit more meat?" Yun Mingyue revealed her true colors, instantly changing the subject.

"What I mean is, I'll still like you even if you get fat, Sister Hua," Zhou You tried to steer the conversation back on track.

"That sounds so nice, but if I were as fat as a pig, you probably wouldn't even be able to get a D cup... Waaaaah~~"

"Sister Hua, please stop talking." Zhou You held Yun Mingyue with one arm and used the other to cover her mouth.

Lick lick~~

Zhou You felt an itch in his palm and subconsciously moved his hand away, only to find it covered in saliva.

Yun Mingyue stuck out her little tongue, just like a little kitten.

"You don't mind the dirt?"

Yun Mingyue affectionately snuggled up to Zhou You, saying, "Sister will never dislike her little brother. Not only now, but even if he grows old and ugly, bald and greasy in middle age, sister will still treat him as well as she does now."

"..." Zhou You felt that Yun Mingyue was cursing him.

He said, both amused and exasperated, "Sister Hua, you're really something to be able to make such strange things sound so touching."

“Because…” Yun Mingyue met Zhou You’s gaze, “…I was telling the truth.”

"Then I'll do the same, even if Sister Hua..."

"Don't say it!" Her voice suddenly rose, stopping him from continuing.

"Why?" Zhou You was taken aback.

"This CEO is forever eighteen!"

388. Hold on tight

Yun Mingyue, President Yun, as the head of the Yun Group, could not possibly be a naive person.

If she acts childishly, it only means that she really, really likes him.

She liked him so much that she wanted to give him everything she had.

Not only the good ones, but also the not-so-good ones.

You see, I can be quite naughty sometimes. Do you hate me?

Zhou You certainly wouldn't dislike Yun Mingyue like this; on the contrary, he found her quite adorable, making him want to hold her down and bully her mercilessly.

The two switched positions.

As usual, Zhou You carried Yun Mingyue upstairs and into the bedroom.

"Why are you holding me so tightly?" Yun Mingyue looked at Zhou You, who was still clinging to her as he stood in front of the bed, and asked with a hint of confusion.

"Sister Hua, can you wear high heels and stand there tonight?" Zhou You asked, feeling the soft, warm body in his arms.

Yun Mingyue was so adorable just now that he couldn't suppress the flutter in his heart and wanted to 'tease' her.

“Wearing high heels is no problem, but how am I supposed to stand up…” Yun Mingyue paused halfway through her sentence, realizing what he meant.

“This is how the subway signs say it,” Zhou You said boldly, thinking it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try. “Hold on tight and hold on. Tonight, I’m going to remind you, Sister Hua, to do the same.”

"?"

Even though Yun Mingyue had expected this, she was still slightly taken aback when she heard Zhou You's words.

She squinted, one hand gripping his shoulder, the other supporting her on his shoulder, using the leverage to straighten her upper body. Her coat slipped down as she moved, revealing her fair and rounded shoulders, but her expression remained aloof and cold.

She exudes both irresistible femininity and the aura of a queen wielding power.

When a man sees this complex and alluring beauty, he will only have two thoughts in an instant: either he wants to be trampled under her feet, or he wants to completely conquer her.

"I told you before that I could let you do whatever you want with me, but you were the one who refused. Now you want your sister to be obedient? Little brother, you're so naive."

She extended her index finger and gently touched his lips, then wriggled restlessly, and the two rolled onto the bed together.

"If you want your sister to stand firm and hold on, you'll have to convince her, and maybe I'll agree."

"..."

"Little brother should keep his promise to his sister."

Sister Hua is a female demon, a very 'dangerous' female demon, and the closer you are to her, the more 'dangerous' it becomes.

Zhou You came to this realization more and more deeply.

…………

Her brows, delicate as jade, gather shyly; her lips, warm and inviting, seem to melt away. A delicate fragrance, like orchids, fills her air; her skin, smooth and supple, is like jade. She moves her wrist listlessly, too weak to move, and bows gracefully, her posture graceful and charming. Glistening beads of sweat dot her face; her hair, loose and disheveled, is a soft, green tress.

A night of revelry, hmm, the night isn't over yet.

Lying on Zhou You's chest, breathing lightly, Yun Mingyue brushed her wet hair aside and, just as she had told Yun Daidai during the day, began to tell Zhou You about her affairs at this moment.

"Honey~~" she changed her form of address, "How do you think we should treat Dai Dai from now on?"