Regarding the fact that my best friend is a magical girl

"Then let me show you what a professional idol is."

That's what she said.

Then she inhaled and puffed out her succubus-like chest.

"Gazing at the dreamlike shooting stars twinkling in the night sky"

……

"Singing aloud to express these feelings."

……

Silently counting the glittering stars

……

"Secretly hiding one's sentimentality"

……

Did you realize that it was me thinking of you?

…………

……

"call."

It felt like I had been holding back for the length of a song; my brain was buzzing from lack of oxygen.

"uh-huh?"

She simply expressed her smugness with a playful nasal tone.

"What was that just now? Could this be your magic? To be able to achieve this level of a cappella singing."

Hearing me say that, she seemed even more smug, putting her hands on her proud hips and saying, "Hmph, this is just simple vocal technique, plus the body control ability of a magical girl... But speaking of magic, I figured it out last night too."

Very good, that's the key point I wanted to hear.

"What kind of offensive magic is it?"

"Why don't you try it yourself? A small dose shouldn't be fatal..."

"Wait, dosage? That sounds dangerous. What kind of poison is it?"

"It's not poison."

She wiggled the tip of her succubus tail and leaned closer, saying, "It'll only hurt for a moment, then you'll feel nothing for a long time."

"Are you the nurse who tricks children into getting injections?!"

Despite my resistance, she grabbed my arm and then gently poked my arm with the tip of her tail...

It hurt a little, as if something had been injected into her body, but she quickly pulled it out without any bleeding.

Am I going to turn into a succubus too?

Or will it cause body heat and mysterious markings to appear on the lower abdomen...?

However, nothing happened.

What's wrong with me?

Haaley asked, "Don't you want to go out for a walk?"

It would be a lie to say that you didn't feel anything.

I had a vague feeling that I was going to suffer a terrible fate, and this strong intuition was often very accurate.

As a result, I had just pushed open the door to the training room.

The integrated ceiling panel on the ceiling collapsed.

Chapter Thirty-Four: The Day of the Audition

(Albinocotyledon)

An "accident" of this magnitude could certainly not hurt me.

Although I ended up covered in dust and dirt, I managed to clear the ceiling panel with my hand. But to my utter surprise, there were still several cockroaches crawling on top of the ceiling panel, their hairy legs and antennae crawling up my hand and up my arm...

Suddenly, a string in my head snapped.

"Eeeah!!!"

I flung my arm, which was covered in goosebumps, and screamed as I fell into Halley's arms.

Elastic brain pad wave.

"Hey, so Miluno, you can scream like that too?"

I was also surprised that the girlish scream I just heard was actually my own.

But I still complained irritably: "Is this all you're capable of? Making the people you pricked unlucky?"

"The tip of my tail can secrete 'misfortune,' and anything I inject with misfortune will encounter bad luck in a short period of time. If too much is injected, it can even lead to death."

Can too much misfortune be injected into a person and cause death in various ways?

This could be considered a weapon based on causality!

"Wait, how did you discover this... magic?"

"..."

She grabbed her tail and shook it, saying, "I didn't know what it was at the time, so I just took a bite."

"and then?"

"The light bulb above our heads exploded."

It seems she didn't try much, which explains why she dragged me straight to the dance studio today.

"...Your abilities are just a catalyst for misfortune. This house has been in disrepair for years. You'd better make some money quickly and move out of this dilapidated house."

If Halley hadn't turned into a weirdo, Sirius would have already called to discuss an acquisition.

Once the acquisition is complete, we'll have money, and with money, we can move to a more respectable office location...

It can only be said that some coincidences are just that unfortunate.

Just when God was about to open the door, she climbed through the window herself, and even climbed the wrong one.

"Ms. Halley, let's talk about tomorrow's audition."

"Hmm? I think we don't need to worry about the preliminary selection anymore."

She really has nothing to worry about.

As expected of a top-tier traditional idol that even Sirius once imitated, he can grab everyone's attention the moment he opens his mouth.

Seruno is no match for this guy. I don't know how well the Mermaid Witch sings, but with Halley's strength, she should be able to make it to the finals, right?

“You may not need it, but other people are magical girls too, and I don’t have much of an advantage compared to them.”

"No, no, no, you have a huge advantage. Singing is only one part of being an idol. Do you remember what I said when I caught you on the street?"

She pointed to my chest.

“Miluno, your aloofness comes from within, it’s very natural, very… captivating.”

"Conquering power?"

"That's right! Conquer!"

She put her hand on my shoulder and said seriously, "That's the charm of the strong. The 'stage presence' that top idols have honed through countless trials on stage is something you were born with! Idols should stand in an unapproachable position and look down on everyone! I dare say that when you stand on the stage, even if you don't say a word, the audience will be completely silent... You have that potential, Miluno!"

Oh my god, the wind made my face turn red.

If it weren't for the fact that few people outside the D3 area recognize me, I almost would have believed it.

"Let's try it tomorrow."

Even if I get eliminated, I'll stay by her side and keep a close watch on her, and maybe learn some manager skills along the way.

"So, it seems the association made headlines in Changkong City today?"

She suddenly asked about the reconnaissance operation that morning.

"Yeah, it's big news, didn't you know?"

"I don't have a TV here."

"Because of the two incidents yesterday, the association launched a counterattack on the other side, throwing a drone the size of a large bus."

I gestured with my hand, but found that the ceiling wasn't high enough.

"A huge thing, about six or seven meters tall."

Halley pressed on, "Oh? So how did it go?"

"...I've dealt with more than a dozen strange people."

In order to appease the public, the association naturally only reported good news and not bad news, and the news content did not mention at all the golden storm that Aldebaran shot.

Completely unaware that he was the oddball, Halley patted his chest with a sigh of relief.

"Great! Humanity is finally no longer being invaded unilaterally."

"...Yes, that's right."

Damn it, how am I supposed to tell her?

------

------

the next day.

I didn't expect that after spending the night at the agency without Serino by my side, I still didn't sleep well. Has that idiot unknowingly become my teddy bear?

"Get in the car! We're going to the scene!"

Halley, having folded her wings and tail, patted the back seat of her car...