Having cultivated myself into an immortal, all I want to do is raise female disciples.

Not only that, he also noticed that Ye Yuchan had been standing in front of a women's clothing store in the distance for a while. He wasn't stupid, which meant something.

He touched his non-existent stubble on his chin and chuckled softly.

"Since that's the case, I'll make an exception and let you buy a few clothes to take home today. Wearing the same few outfits all the time, even though they look nice, can get a bit monotonous sometimes."

Zhang Ruoxue's eyes lit up. "So, you mean..."

"Hmm~" Yun Ping waved his hand, also drawing Ye Yuchan's attention, "Today, I'll make an exception and let you wear the clothes you like!"

"Of course, I'll pay for it."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Ruoxue and Ye Yuchan were like children who had longed for liberation, filled with excitement and anticipation.

They had been unhappy with this outfit for a long time. Although Yunping said that he would make an exception for today, meaning that they could only take off this annoying outfit today, for them, if this happened once, there would definitely be a next time.

more importantly……

The old rogue actually offered to pay!

This means that all the clothes they bought from then on were—free.

There are two things in the world that are most detrimental to girls.

First, there are discounts at shopping malls.

Second – everything is free.

Before the two rushed into the clothing store, Ye Yuchan, who still retained a sliver of composure, glanced curiously at Yun Ping.

"Wait a minute, you old rogue, I remember that the admission notice we signed before... had a notarized statement from the Heavenly Dao, right?"

Zhang Ruoxue's figure, which was about to leave, suddenly froze.

Yup!

The Heavenly Dao is still watching. Although Yun Ping said they were allowed to change out of their clothes, the Heavenly Dao doesn't accept that possibility!

Yunping smiled and waved his hand, "It's alright, it's alright, you can go ahead and switch, I'll handle things from the Heavenly Dao's perspective."

"Bear it??" Ye Yuchan felt as if her worldview was becoming unstable. "You can even bear the Heavenly Dao?"

"Of course, who am I?" Old Yun gave Ye Yuchan a reassuring look. "Go ahead, it's alright, I have my own methods."

Zhang Ruoxue was still somewhat skeptical; the justice of Heaven wasn't just a joke. "You...can you really do it?"

"Oh, okay, what are you afraid of? When have I ever lied to you?"

……

Ye Yuchan glanced at Zhang Ruoxue, "This seems to be true. Although that old rogue is unreliable, he's actually not one to lie."

"OK then."

With the help of the beautiful clothes and Ye Yuchan's persuasion, Zhang Ruoxue finally accepted the arrangement.

For girls, beautiful and luxurious clothes are absolutely irresistible, and even the fierce Zhang Ruoxue is no exception.

So, under everyone's watchful eyes, Lao Yun followed the two girls and also slipped into the women's clothing store.

Upon entering, the overwhelming fragrance startled Yunping. Good heavens, the entire place was filled with the scent of cosmetics and perfumes.

Come to think of it, the women who come to these clothing stores are mostly from wealthy families. If they don't put on a few layers of rouge, they'd be embarrassed to call themselves women.

As soon as Lao Yun stepped into the clothing store, he saw two people carrying a whole pile of clothes crawling into the fitting room.

He knew his end was coming.

……

Half an hour later.

"You old rogue, do you think my outfit looks good?"

Ye Yuchan emerged from the fitting room for the fifteenth time, wearing a plain blue dress with stripes that exuded a unique and luxurious feel. Gold stripes and emerald petals were scattered across the dress, and coupled with Ye Yuchan's rather good figure, she naturally attracted the attention of many people around her.

Of course, Lao Yun was already tired of seeing it.

—That's obvious! He stared at Ye Yuchan for a full half hour, trying to pinpoint the merits and demerits of her current and previous outfits. If he didn't speak up, Ye Yuchan would glare at him with full of resentment.

Who the hell can stand this?

If things remain like this, Yunping feels that he might still be able to hold on.

but……

"Teacher, is my outfit too long?"

Zhang Ruoxue walked out of the fitting room for the thirty-seventh time.

Yes.

Little sister Ruoxue...

I'm so sorry I didn't realize you were such a fashion enthusiast.

Yunping had no doubt that if this world also had computers and dress-up games, Zhang Ruoxue could play them for a hundred or two hundred years without stopping.

He glanced briefly at the almost full fitting room behind Zhang Ruoxue—good, judging from the current situation, she still has forty-five outfits to change into.

Honestly, Lao Yun is almost exhausted.

Although men in this world don't need to carry women's bags, storage rings can take care of the clothes that could fill a warehouse.

But that's not the problem; the psychological torment is the most difficult hurdle for most men to overcome.

Yunping could feel it; indeed, the other men in the same women's clothing store were all casting incredibly pitying and sympathetic glances at him.

He's been standing here for half an hour...

Fortunately, Lao Yun's mind was firm enough. If it were any other man, even without making a mistake in his cultivation, he would have suffered a qi deviation.

It was at this moment that the door behind them was suddenly and violently pushed open.

boom!

A muffled thud immediately drew the attention of everyone in the clothing store.

Yunping slowly turned to the side, a hint of joy appearing in his heart.

After all, any unexpected event could cause these two girls, who are obsessed with changing clothes, to leave the clothing store.

—It would be best if they came to rob, cause trouble, or urge the shop owner to pay protection money!

In this way, the store can close temporarily!

Aha, ahahahaha...

If the two girls busy in the fitting room knew what Yunping was thinking, they would definitely jump out and smash his head in.

It was at this critical juncture that the group of people who pushed open the door swaggered into Yunping's sight.

Those were several young men dressed in particularly eye-catching attire, so much so that they could be described as dazzling on the street. Their clothes were incredibly extravagant, and they even had three or four valuable ornaments hanging from their waists. Their outfits were extremely luxurious, and at a glance, it was impossible to have acquired them without at least a hundred thousand or two hundred thousand gold coins.

It is worth mentioning that these young men were all embracing several voluptuous and alluring women, and their clothing was somewhat revealing.

Their hands rested on the woman's soft shoulders, their arrogant and disdainful gazes instantly sweeping across the entire room.

"Um... these are our guests..."

Before the proprietress could finish speaking, a small, light green storage ring was slapped onto the table in front of her by a young man.

There are five million gold coins in here.

"Uh..." The proprietress didn't react for a moment, tilting her head, "Sir, you mean..."

The young man sneered and said arrogantly.

"We've booked the entire venue!"

The moment Yunping heard those two words, he knew—

My doomsday is over!

Springtime for men has arrived!

97. Lilies bloom on Lily Hill

He'd seen theaters and restaurants booked out entirely, but to be honest, in all his years, this was the first time Yunping had ever seen a clothing store booked out entirely.

Even if someone is so bored they have a stomachache, they wouldn't go so far as to book out an entire clothing store, would they?

However, Yunping didn't care about any of that. To him, he was willing to accept any way to escape the clutches of his two female disciples who were obsessed with changing clothes.

And judging from the clothes those two girls still have in the fitting room, there's no way to deal with them anytime soon, plus what if they buy all of them...

The price is shockingly high.

The moment the words "private showroom" were uttered, the entire clothing store fell into a deathly silence.

A silent atmosphere permeated the store, causing every customer who lingered to put down their clothes hangers and glance at the young man who had uttered such arrogant words.

They hadn't noticed, but when their gaze fell upon the arrogant faces of those young men, their expressions changed.

Just because Yunping doesn't know them doesn't mean that these people who have spent most of their lives working their way up in the Inner Palace don't know them!

"What brings these young masters here..."

"Why did it have to be this shop of all places? I had my eye on this pink dress."

"Tsk, what a hassle..."

The complaints echoed throughout the store, suggesting that these young men who were spouting such arrogant words were not of any high status.

It was clear from the frustrated yet unwilling looks in the eyes of most people that these young men dressed as rich kids were definitely not people they could afford to offend.

Watching the women slowly emerge from the fitting rooms, and the man who left silently with his female companion, his face filled with regret, the old rogue sitting at the back of the clothing store was beaming with joy.

Does he/she have an identity?

That would be perfect!

If some minor insignificant troublemakers come to cause trouble, he has no reason to retreat!

Well, that's it. Since he's a disciple of a wealthy family, he's bound to be arrogant and domineering. Judging from his current state, I have every reason to take the two girls and retreat quickly to end this almost endless dress-up activity.

But before that—