Having cultivated myself into an immortal, all I want to do is raise female disciples.

Is there anything more tragic in the world than not being trusted by your own apprentice?

Fortunately, he still had Lin Yuan.

"Oh, Yuan'er is alright, and this was just an accident. Don't distrust your teacher like that!"

Look at what she said! That's what a proper female apprentice should say!

With tears in his eyes, Yunping hugged Lin Yuan, his buttocks wiggling seductively, and cried out in a sobbing voice.

"Yuan'er, you really are my sweet little cotton-padded jacket~ Waaaaah, they've all gone too far."

A dark cloud seemed to appear above Ye Yuchan's head, and she immediately kicked Yunping's wriggling buttocks.

"Ah~" A certain perverted scoundrel let out a seductive moan.

They seem to be enjoying it quite a bit?

Zhang Ruoxue and Fan Luokui immediately shifted their feet with expressions of disgust, and then said in unison.

"abnormal……"

Ye Yuchan crossed her arms and stared coldly at Yun Ping.

"Stop messing around, you old rogue! Tell me how we're going to get back?"

"Well..."

Yunping finally stopped acting so irritating, straightened his expression, and slowly got up from the ground.

He dusted himself off, his handsome face showing no remorse or embarrassment, as if nothing had happened.

"Since none of you want to go back using the magic circle, then you can go back in my BMW."

"A BMW?" Fan Luo Kui frowned, the long sword at her waist swaying slightly. "A horse can only carry two people, right?"

Ye Yuchan stared at Yun Ping warily. "You old rogue, you're not going to say something like, 'Come on, sit on my lap, let's ride together,' are you?"

"Pervert." Zhang Ruoxue had already gotten used to that word.

Despite being scorned by his three female disciples once again, Yunping did not show any sign of disappointment. Instead, he looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with a wistful expression.

After a moment of silence, he spoke.

"You don't understand. The BMW I'm talking about is definitely not an ordinary one."

Zhang Ruoxue immediately thought of what had happened not long ago, "You introduced Flying Chicken in the same way before."

Ye Yuchan chimed in, "It turned out to be Malaysia Airlines."

……

What the hell is Malaysia Airlines?

But that's not wrong either.

"No, no, no." Yunping clicked his tongue and shook his finger twice. "My BMW is of absolutely high quality."

"Believe me, just two minutes on the ride will give you a flying experience."

Zhang Ruoxue shuddered and blurted out, "I'm afraid I'll really fly away then."

The voice just fell.

Yunping's storage ring then shone brightly.

He was a lazy person; he would stuff almost anything into his storage ring.

And so, BMW came into being.

Its snow-white color was revealed to everyone, and its unique appearance highlighted the unruly nature of this precious horse. Its strong and sturdy body made it less prone to injury than other horses.

Its streamlined body gives it unparalleled speed, and its steel hooves provide it with greater endurance than other ordinary horses.

The moment Ye Yuchan and the others saw the BMW, they were completely stunned.

Especially when you see the two symmetrical holes on the rounded rear of this BMW.

Yes, some people might wonder why there are two holes in the back of a horse's rear end.

Because this isn't a horse at all!

Yunping tapped the BMW's rear end with satisfaction, then pointed to an iron plate hanging on its rump.

There are three large characters written on it.

【BMW】

Yes, this is not a biological BMW.

Instead, it was a car, an expensive sedan that somehow somehow ended up in this world!

This is a real BMW!

It even has two jet nozzles!

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Hello readers, Volume 3 has officially begun!

However, recently it's been getting endlessly overshadowed on the bestseller list, so I think I might need to offer some support (subtle hint).

Well then, without further ado.

Look forward to the cross-dressing character's role in Volume 3!

Love you all (hinting again)

2. Here comes the staged accident scammer!

If Old Yun truly had the ability to replicate all the features of a car and create a brand new BMW in this world of cultivation—

That is impossible.

Even Yunping, even Emperor Wen, could not imagine things out of thin air that he had never seen or acquired. At most, he could only recreate the exterior of a BMW and a small part of its interior.

This alone made Yunping proud for half a year. If he really succeeded in making the car, he would be overjoyed and would want to drive it on the street every day.

—Boom boom boom.

Sparks of spiritual energy burst forth wildly from the narrow cylindrical pipe. The two dark jet nozzles became channels for the outpouring of spiritual energy. The two long, narrow beams of light served as the power source for the BMW sedan, and the terrifying reaction force propelled the white metal block carrying the four people toward the direction of the tires.

Yes, although Ye Yuchan and the others were absolutely unwilling to get on this strange mode of transportation, Yunping eventually dragged them on.

However, they regretted it after they sat down.

"Ughhhhhh—Stop it, stop it, ughhhh!!"

Ye Yuchan's terrified screams echoed in a corner of Maple Leaf City.

Because the car was going too fast!

Spiritual energy is not like fire or fuel. In a world where everyone is a superhuman and can easily destroy a mountain with a single punch, spiritual energy, as the most basic energy source, is simply too powerful.

Driven by spiritual energy, the BMW sped at a speed of no less than 100 miles per hour, leaving behind dazzling streaks of spiritual energy flames in its wake.

It does look pretty cool, but the people sitting inside are a different story.

Ye Yuchan felt the scenery outside the window changing rapidly, and a sense of weightlessness swept over her, as if she were about to ascend to heaven.

At first, we didn't really feel anything while on the flying chickens, because Yunping specially offset the wind resistance generated when breaking the sound barrier for them. In addition, the flying chickens were always flying in the cloud-shrouded sky. Without a comparison, we had no idea how fast the flying chickens were.

But things are different now. Ye Yuchan saw the horrified faces of pedestrians flashing past her eyes like a revolving lantern!

"Rain~~ Rain cicadas~~ Although I think it's~ pretty~~ exciting, but~~ isn't this too~ dangerous..."

Although Zhang Ruoxue's face was somewhat pale, she still seemed quite excited.

It's funny that he talks with TikTok-like accents.

Ye Yuchan looked like she'd seen a ghost.

"This isn't just dangerous anymore, something terrible is going to happen! Stop it, you old pervert, stop it!!"

"Don't worry, my driving skills are even better than the guy at Fujiwara Tofu Shop!"

—The old rogue didn't listen at all.

Although he said that, he actually had a hard time controlling the BMW... because the BMW's steering was a bit unresponsive.

but--

"I've been driving all this way without any problems. If I keep going at this pace, I'll be able to drive all the way to Jinglin City."

He paused for a moment, then added two more words.

"perhaps."

"Don't just say 'approximately'!! Help me..."

Passersby on the streets of Maple Leaf City were all attracted by Ye Yuchan's shouts, and when they saw the BMW, their eyes widened in surprise.

Exclamations of surprise echoed throughout Maple Leaf City.

"Holy crap, what is that?! A new magical artifact that can fly close to the ground?!"

"The speed is incredible! It feels like it's almost as fast as a Nascent Soul cultivator!"

"It looks so cool, I want one too..."

Unfortunately, these words couldn't be conveyed into the car because the car was going too fast and the doors were welded shut, so no one could get out!

The three female apprentices sitting in the back seat had expressions like steps, with Zhang Ruoxue being the most composed, while Ye Yuchan was filled with horror...

As for the woman from the Arctic Palace, she was no longer speaking.

Yun Ping glanced at the rearview mirror and saw that Fan Luo Kui's face was as pale as a corpse, her eyes were lifeless, her right hand was gripping the doorknob tightly, and her teeth were trembling involuntarily as she bit her lower lip.

...I was terrified.

Fan Luokui was terrified by the car!

The captain of the trial team was terrified by the BMW!

Come to think of it, where the hell had Fan Luo Kui ever seen a white metal block that could fly on land? She had no idea what a BMW was. Besides Ye Yu Chan, she was the one who was most opposed to getting in. Now, she was clearly in a state where her outlook on life and the world had suffered a great blow.

And looking at his increasingly pale face and somewhat dazed gaze...