"You don't know anything."
The old rogue leaned against the crimson doorpost, gazing at the brothel's vibrant spring scene. His dead fish eyes hung high, seemingly uninterested in the bodies that drove countless men mad. His gaze swept over the scene with a scrutinizing air: "Brothels are the most mixed places in terms of social status, and the information here is often the most comprehensive."
"Plus... I know the owner here."
"Oh, it's someone I know."
Ye Yuchan nodded knowingly, then pointed to another plaque hanging next to Piaoxiang Pavilion, "In that case, this rule can be ignored, right?"
Everyone's eyes followed Ye Yuchan's finger and naturally saw the words written on the plaque.
Men and male dogs are not allowed.
Yunping: "..."
Seeing Yunping suddenly fall silent, Ye Yuchan raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong? Don't you know that boss? You should be able to get in through connections or something, right?"
"Ah..." Yunping stared at the plaque somewhat awkwardly, and after confirming the contents several times, he took a deep breath. "When I came here last time, I don't think this plaque was here before..."
"Huh?!" Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue were both surprised.
"Men were allowed inside before, but they only allowed you to look around; you weren't allowed to touch anything or drink as a spectator. But at least you could go in and talk to other people..."
"So now..." Ye Yuchan pointed to the words on the plaque, "What does it mean now? Are we not allowed to enter?"
"Wang!"
A male teddy bear also let out a rather surprised cry.
The old rogue curled his lip, thinking to himself that this seemed to be a bit difficult.
If he weren't in the Netherworld, he could have summoned his boss directly using telepathy, but if he used his divine sense, that woman would probably come at him immediately.
If that's the case, then only that one move is left...
Yunping looked at Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue, and the sudden gaze made them both pause in surprise.
Ye Yuchan frowned, quickly clutching her chest with both hands, and retreated several meters in terror. "You old scoundrel, I'm warning you, I will never sell my body. There's absolutely no way I'll sneak in to spy for you!"
—This kid's imagination is really getting wilder and wilder.
However, the method she mentioned was quite useful...
cough cough.
The old rogue certainly wouldn't choose to send his two apprentices in alone to gather intelligence. After all, this place was the Netherworld, and the people inside were a mixed bunch. If something really went wrong, it would be a huge problem.
Yunping has never liked causing trouble. Unless it's absolutely necessary, he avoids trouble whenever possible.
"Never mind, there are still ways."
"What method?"
Faced with Ye Yuchan's question, Yunping did not answer directly, but said mysteriously, "You guys stay here for now, I'll leave for a bit and be right back."
"Huh?"
Before Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue could react, Yun Ping suddenly vanished from the spot.
Suddenly abandoned, the two were somewhat at a loss. In this completely unfamiliar environment, the only person they could rely on had suddenly disappeared, which brought Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue closer together.
But before this sense of crisis could even erupt, a strange figure appeared in front of the two of them.
It was a graceful figure with long, fair legs just like Fan Luokui's. She wore a pure white rainbow-colored dress, and her smooth black hair hung down from her temples. Her unique twin ponytails made Ye Yuchan subconsciously think of her senior sister Lin Yuan, who was far away in that courtyard.
The other person had exceptionally well-proportioned features, with slightly furrowed eyebrows, cherry-red lips, a high and straight nose, and a delicate, jade-like nose. Their dead fish eyes were equally striking…
Huh? Dead fish eyes?!
Ye Yuchan was completely shocked. After seeing those eyes that were so different from her other facial features, she became certain of one thing.
The person in front of me—
"What are you looking at? Am I so beautiful that I'm dazzling?"
With a tone exactly like the old rogue's, a melodious voice like silver bells, a beautiful woman with black pigtails and a white, flowing dress spoke in such a languid manner.
That familiar feeling.
—That's Yunping for sure!
No, now...
It must be Yunping'er.
36. Together?
"Be serious, what's going on?"
Yun Ping'er stared solemnly at the silver-haired girl sitting in the wheelchair in front of her. When she spoke, her voice was as cold and clear as a queen's.
Ye Yuchan gripped the wheelchair tightly with both hands, her shoulders trembling uncontrollably... She covered her mouth with her right hand, her pretty face lowered, trying not to let others see her face as she tried so hard to suppress her laughter.
Although she had to admit that Yunping'er was quite pretty, Ye Yuchan couldn't help but laugh at the thought that the graceful beauty in front of her was actually that lazy, good-for-nothing old rogue who loved drinking and eating peanuts all day long...
Unexpectedly, after the second senior brother Jiang Yuetian, another cross-dressing master has emerged in Yuntian Academy.
And this time it's the dean of Yuntian Academy.
"puff--"
Unlike Ye Yuchan, Ruoxue was not good at holding back her laughter. After trying to suppress it for about five seconds, she was forced to break down, and her mouth kept twitching.
Facing these two female apprentices who were clearly mocking her, Yun Ping'er silently smoothed the black hair at her temples and said calmly, "Don't misunderstand, this doesn't count as cross-dressing."
"You don't consider this cross-dressing?" Ye Yuchan almost burst out laughing. "You old rascal, you're practically indistinguishable from Senior Brother Jiang now..."
Yunping'er didn't care about Ye Yuchan's words at all, and calmly explained: "Xiao Jiang is a man wearing women's clothes, that's what women's clothing is, what I'm wearing doesn't count as women's clothing."
Even Zhang Ruoxue noticed something was off: "What do you mean?"
The voice just fell.
In broad daylight, under the clear sky, Yunping'er boldly pointed to the area at the base of her inner thigh, "Now..."
"She is a genuine woman."
……
Quiet.
It was unusually quiet.
Perhaps because the news was so shocking, Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue were momentarily at a loss for how to face Yunping.
What do you mean... he's a pure woman?
In other words, the old rogue's manhood is gone?
Yunping glanced indifferently at the two who were clearly frightened. "What, you don't believe me? How about I lift up my skirt and show you?"
"No, no, no..." Ye Yuchan hurriedly waved her hands, her face flushed, "In public..."
Zhang Ruoxue swallowed hard and asked tentatively, "So, teacher... you're actually a woman?"
"What do you mean I was originally a woman... I'm a man, okay? I just temporarily changed my gender."
Ye Yuchan felt as if her worldview had been shaken: "Gender can be changed so easily?!"
"It's probably not possible for you, but it's not a problem for me."
As Yunping spoke, she reached out and touched her slightly protruding breasts, seemingly to check the feel, and squeezed them a few more times—hmm, quite soft.
In the eyes of Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue, this behavior was practically synonymous with perversion.
As expected of an immortal... they can even change their gender at will...
Holding Xiao Han in her arms, Zhang Ruoxue glanced at the Fragrant Pavilion beside her. "So, the teacher is fine now, but what about Xiao Han? He's male, right?"
"Ah, don't worry, I have a way to deal with it."
Yun Ping'er stepped forward with lotus-like steps, her long, slender, snow-white legs so dazzling that Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue could hardly see her clearly. Coupled with her pure white rainbow-colored dress, if one ignored her dead fish eyes, Yun Ping'er was definitely a peerless beauty comparable to Fan Luokui and Jiang Yuetian.
She glanced at the little teddy bear trembling in Zhang Ruoxue's arms, a wicked smile playing on her lips. She swiftly grabbed the little guy by the scruff of his neck and pulled him out of Zhang Ruoxue's arms.
"Wang!"
Xiao Han, who was forcibly pulled away from Ruoxue's embrace, screamed in fright. Although it didn't know what would happen next, it had a feeling that the guy in front of it who had suddenly changed gender might do something terrible to it.
And that is indeed the case.
Just two minutes later, Yunping returned with a cold expression, carrying a Teddy bear that didn't struggle at all and looked like a corpse.
"nailed it."
Yunping threw Xiaohan in front of Zhang Ruoxue. When Ruoxue took it, she found it curled up, its two little paws covering its crotch, its expression blank, as if it had been petrified.
Zhang Ruoxue's heart skipped a beat, and she asked, "Teacher, what did you do to it...?"
"I castrated it."
"what?!"
"Just kidding, just kidding~" Seeing that Zhang Ruoxue was about to explode, Yunping'er quickly explained, "I just changed its gender a little while I was at it. Since it's a dog, it's more convenient. Once we get out of this awful place, I can change it back."
"Is that really all?" Zhang Ruoxue looked suspiciously at the little teddy bear in her arms, clutching its crotch and crying incessantly. "Why does it seem like it's...devastated?"
"I guess it's because my old scooter, which had been with me for many years, disappeared, that I feel a bit lost."
Ye Yuchan rolled her eyes at Yun Ping'er: "It's more accurate to say that you were too decisive, losing your holy sword and acting like nothing happened..."
"Anyway, we can find it back if we lose it, so what's there to be afraid of? Besides, this isn't the first time, I'm used to it."
Not the first time?
Are you used to it already?
Ye Yuchan: "I'm really curious about what you went through in the past..."
Yunping rolled her eyes with a charming air and ignored Ye Yuchan.
In this way, the original configuration of one man, two women, and one male dog has become three women and one female dog, which now fully meets the entry requirements of Piaoxiang Pavilion. They can enter openly and honestly without causing any disturbance or turmoil.
And so, the three of them boldly stepped into this brothel in front of the maids at the entrance of Piaoxiang Pavilion.
The ground floor of Piaoxiang Pavilion.
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