Having cultivated myself into an immortal, all I want to do is raise female disciples.

Because a young man with an arrogant expression was sitting in his seat at that moment, looking at Ye Yuchan with a smile on his face.

Liu Kaige.

Admittedly, this only strengthened Ye Yuchan's conviction that Zhang Ruoxue had contracted the "poisonous milk" disease.

This girl is definitely a reincarnation of a jinx!

"Ye Yuchan, you've finally arrived."

Ye Yuchan raised an eyebrow, a hint of urge to hit someone flashing in her eyes, but she managed to suppress her inner turmoil and asked in a deep voice, "What do you mean by this?"

"It's not very interesting."

Liu Kaige responded naturally, "They all stepped back on their own; I don't know why."

His gaze slowly shifted to the others around him, and he found that they did not seem to disagree with Liu Kaige's words. Although a few of them wanted to say something, they swallowed their words after glancing at Liu Kaige.

Clearly, they are afraid of Liu Kaige.

The other party is the young master of a Heavenly-level family in the Extreme Heaven Domain, a famous prodigy of the Three Heavens Academy, and the leader of one of the two major forces in the One Word Sect. How could ordinary disciples of the Three Heavens Academy have the qualifications and ability to resist Liu Kaige?

Although those who can be admitted to the Three-Day Academy are all geniuses, genius is relative. To Liu Kaige, they are just ordinary people with slightly better talent.

Ye Yuchan stared at Liu Kaige with an unfriendly expression, then asked coldly, "Then why did you sit next to me?"

"I've said it before, women..." To this question, Liu Kaige smiled confidently: "You've already caught my attention."

Ye Yuchan: "..."

Her eyes were practically rolling to the ceiling.

She genuinely couldn't understand where Liu Kaige's unique confidence came from...

She didn't quite understand it before, but after thinking about it carefully, she realized that what the old rogue had once told her was absolutely true.

This world lacks everything, but it certainly doesn't lack idiots and morons.

She used to think that most people in the world were still intelligent, but now she has changed her mind.

Especially after meeting Liu Kaige, she was 100% certain that there were more idiots than any other type of person...

Ye Yuchan was too lazy to continue arguing with Liu Kaige, so she simply pulled her own table aside.

"Ruoxue".

She called out softly.

"Ah."

Zhang Ruoxue, quite tacitly, moved an empty table out from the side, and the two of them pushed it together and sat down close to each other.

The meaning conveyed by this action is very simple—

We're a lesbian, you can get lost now.

Upon seeing Ye Yuchan's actions, Liu Kaige was first taken aback, then let out a cold laugh.

Just as he was about to say something, a figure that seemed somewhat unfamiliar to him suddenly walked in from outside the door.

"Um..."

A lazy voice.

“Your spiritual plant teacher has some family matters to attend to and has gone home temporarily, so I will be taking over this class.”

As if feeling very tired, the young man, dressed in the uniform of a three-day academy teacher, with messy short black hair, stepped into the classroom with a somewhat swaying air.

Upon entering the room, he was quite surprised by the unusual seating arrangement and couldn't help but make a joke.

"Oh ho, what's going on? My first day at work has been a surprise—is this how you assign seats?"

The young man's unique voice and his signature dead fish eyes immediately caught the attention of Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue.

The two women stared in astonishment at the old rogue who had suddenly appeared there, their minds momentarily blank.

"How could you..."

Before Ye Yuchan could even ask a question, Liu Kaige glared at Yun Ping with an unfriendly expression.

"Who are you? I've never seen you before?"

"It's normal that you haven't seen it before. I'm a new deacon elder, and today is my first day at work."

Yunping flashed two rows of snow-white teeth at Liu Kaige, then acted as if nothing had happened, leaning against the podium, raising the mace-like pointer in his hand, and waving it a couple of times.

Hmm, it feels good.

"Alright, everyone go back to your seats. As for your seating arrangement... I won't say anything. Let me introduce myself first. My surname is Yun, and my given name is Ping. I am your new elder steward."

Everyone was taken aback upon hearing this.

Elder in charge?

Isn't that a sinecure?

They all knew that the deacons were specifically responsible for punishing students, but very few people in the Three-Day Academy committed offenses, and those who dared to do so were mostly from prestigious families. If the Three-Day Academy didn't want to provoke those big shots, even if the disciples committed offenses, the deacons probably wouldn't dare to interfere.

So over time, almost no one dared to take on the role of deacon elder. If they left it unattended, it would be considered dereliction of duty; if they took charge, it would offend important figures. Who would want to do such a troublesome job?

Therefore, the position of deacon elder in the Three-Day Academy became essentially a sinecure, and even if something went wrong, he wouldn't be the one to handle it.

As for the newly arrived deacon elder...

She has an ordinary appearance and no distinguishing features whatsoever; she looks like a teacher who was just randomly grabbed to fill a position.

Liu Kaige glanced at Yun Ping with disdain. In his eyes, Yun Ping was just a guy with a position but no power, and naturally he couldn't stop Liu Kaige's plan to pick up girls.

Therefore, he ignored Yun Ping, picked up his own table, and moved closer to Ye Yuchan.

This action naturally displeased Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue, and Ruoxue's fiery temper almost exploded.

"what are you doing?"

"I didn't do anything." Liu Kaige then shamelessly retorted, "Is it wrong to foster camaraderie among fellow students?"

"you……"

Zhang Ruoxue narrowed her eyes. She was not someone to be trifled with, and her gaze toward Liu Kaige grew increasingly cold.

Ye Yuchan twitched the corners of her mouth, but her gaze fell on Yun Ping.

Noticing his little Yu Chan's gaze, Yun Ping naturally understood what the girl was thinking. In fact, he had noticed Liu Kaige from the very beginning.

—This kid is specifically keeping an eye on their little Yuchan.

"Cough cough..."

The old rogue coughed, then took out a book and slowly said something.

"Um, Liu Kaige, right? Please stand up and answer the question."

"what?"

Liu Kaige jumped to his feet, glaring at Yun Ping with displeasure: "What did you say?"

"I'm asking you a question, are you hard of hearing?"

Yun Ping didn't even glance at Liu Kaige. Instead, he stared at the book "Basic Studies of Spiritual Plants" in front of him for a while and asked in a calm tone, "How long does it usually take for the April Fire-Clearing Grass to go through a cycle?"

Faced with this question, Liu Kaige's lips twitched.

He had basically never listened in class, and in his eyes, this so-called spiritual plant science was useless knowledge. Therefore, he had no idea how to answer the question Yunping asked.

So he replied rather casually, "Four months."

"wrong."

Yunping shook his head, looking at Liu Kaige as if he were an idiot: "The answer is nine months—if it's called April Fire-Clearing Grass, then it has to be a four-month cycle, right? So, since your name is Liu Kaige, shouldn't you sing me a song called Conquer?"

Upon hearing this, Ye Yuchan almost burst out laughing.

As expected of that old rogue... She could tell that this old rogue was clearly targeting Liu Kaige.

On the other hand, Liu Kaige gave Yun Ping a rather violent look, as if he wanted to devour the young man in front of him alive.

He had been in the Yizi Sect for three years, and during those three years, basically no teacher dared to speak to him like that, after all, he had the support of a Heavenly-level family from the Extreme Heaven Domain.

In addition, he was the closed-door disciple of Zhu Hao, the sect leader of the One Word Sect. Even the teachers of the Three Days Academy would have to give him some leeway.

Unexpectedly, this newly appointed elder deacon, who is fresh out of the gate, is so disrespectful to him.

But before he could even speak, Yunping casually waved his hand.

"If you answer incorrectly, then obediently accept the punishment."

He just casually waved his hand.

As if his body was out of his control, Liu Kaige suddenly put his hands on the ground and performed a handstand for everyone on the spot...

"Go outside, run three laps around the square handstand, and then come back. Go now."

Liu Kaige gritted his teeth, wanting to curse Yunping's ancestors for eighteen generations, but the words just wouldn't come out.

All the muscles in his body tensed up instantly, and his nerves seemed to have completely lost their own control. At this moment, his physical body was completely out of his control.

what happened? !

For some reason, Yunping's words were like an order that Liu Kaige could not resist. This arrogant young master walked out of the classroom silently, upside down, in front of everyone.

Then, to everyone's astonishment, he did a handstand and circled around in the outer square...

The old rogue just sneered.

—With such limited abilities, you think you can woo my Yuchan? What are you dreaming of?

"Alright, stop watching."

Yunping's words sent chills down the spines of those students who had previously looked down on him.

He continued staring at the textbook, a slight smile playing on his lips, and slowly uttered a sentence.

"Everyone has seen it; those who don't study hard will end up like that kid outside."

Before the words were even finished, everyone pulled out the nearly brand-new textbooks from their storage rings.

Everyone started pretending to be scholars, opening books with great seriousness.

Yunping nodded with satisfaction, which reminded him of the time he taught Cao Qingluo and his gang of rascals.