Having cultivated myself into an immortal, all I want to do is raise female disciples.

She shook her head, seemingly quite displeased: "That's really inconvenient... If you can't get drunk, half the fun of drinking is gone."

"Yes, there are indeed many inconveniences."

"But there's one good thing too~"

"Ok?"

Zhang Ruoxue's remarks caught Gu Xingzhuo's attention.

The silly girl smiled and scratched her face, her cheeks slightly flushed, and said to Gu Xingzhuo, "If you don't get drunk, you can keep drinking. If it were me, I would find it very convenient."

……

As expected, Junior Sister Ruoxue's thought process is extraordinary.

Gu Xingzhuo helplessly twitched the corners of his mouth, gave a bitter smile, and then looked at Zhang Ruoxue with curiosity.

"Speaking of which, Junior Sister Ruoxue... don't you care about my... status?"

"What do you care about?"

"dead."

Zhang Ruoxue turned around and looked back at Gu Xingzhuo with the same curious gaze.

"What's there to worry about? You're sitting right here, drinking with me, aren't you?"

As soon as he finished speaking...

Gu Xingzhuo was stunned.

He scrutinized Zhang Ruoxue strangely, as if surprised by her words, but he could also see her true nature in her clear, unadulterated eyes.

He suddenly remembered what Yunping had said to him some time ago.

Those words about life and death.

After a brief silence, the boy under the moonlight suddenly smiled.

"Yes, I'm sitting right here."

After speaking, he picked up the wine dish again and drank it all.

It still has no taste, and it still doesn't make me drunk.

But for some reason, he felt as if he were drunk, with fewer things to consider and fewer things to hesitate about.

Because he is right here, whether he is alive or dead, Gu Xingzhuo is sitting here, drinking wine, letting the moonlight fall on the ground.

Zhang Ruoxue still didn't understand why her senior brother's attitude had changed so quickly. She scratched her head blankly and finally decided not to think about these troublesome things.

She also drank a glass of wine, and then revealed the reason why she had come here—

"Senior brother, are you worried about tomorrow?"

What she was referring to was, of course, the attack on the Demon Dynasty's army's encampment the next day.

She knew perfectly well who Gu Xingzhuo would be facing in this battle.

She was worried that her fourth senior brother would feel anxious and depressed because of this, so she deliberately brought a gourd of wine and went to find him late at night.

however--

Gu Xingzhuo smiled and shook his head: "I used to, but not anymore."

Zhang Ruoxue was startled: "Huh? Why?"

"because……"

He picked up the empty gourd, now completely empty, and shook it twice.

A genuine smile bloomed on Gu Xingzhuo's face.

"I've been drinking."

……

……

Zhang Ruoxue blinked, then tilted her head, looking completely bewildered.

My senior brother said he wouldn't get drunk, right? If that's the case, why did he say he wasn't worried because he had been drinking? What's going on?

Completely bewildered, Zhang Ruoxue blinked, just about to ask further questions—

"Oh, you guys, secretly drinking and chatting here behind my back."

It was another cold, slightly annoyed voice.

The two turned around at the same time, only to see a silver-haired girl dressed as a maid.

Ye Yuchan glared at Zhang Ruoxue with displeasure and snorted coldly: "You weren't like this in bed last night, and now you're secretly... seeing other men behind my back!"

"On the bed..."

Gu Xingzhuo seemed to have thought of something, glanced at Zhang Ruoxue, and showed a slightly frightened expression.

"So you two have already confirmed your relationship..."

Zhang Ruoxue's expression was as if she had just been raped by Ye Yuchan: "Senior brother, don't listen to this lunatic Yuchan's nonsense! What other relationship do I have with her!"

—When it comes to lesbians, Zhang Ruoxue, who usually doesn't understand any dirty jokes, always reacts the fastest.

However, Gu Xingzhuo had already labeled Zhang Ruoxue and Ye Yuchan as a lesbian couple in his mind, but his gaze was unconsciously drawn to Ye Yuchan's face.

To be precise, it was the writing on her face.

"Junior Sister Yu Chan, your face..."

Just like Zhang Ruoxue, Ye Yuchan's face had two words written on each side.

The right cheek represents "I am".

The left side of her face is flat-chested.

The handwriting was crooked and messy, clearly Zhang Ruoxue's handwriting.

Before Ye Yuchan could answer, Gu Xingzhuo seemed to have suddenly realized something and said, "I understand, this must be some kind of token of love, right?"

Zhang Ruoxue and Ye Yuchan: "..."

So, apart from Zhang Ruoxue, everyone in Yuntian Academy is a master of overthinking.

Zhang Ruoxue glared at Ye Yuchan and quickly denied it, saying, "Senior brother, don't overthink it. This is just a bet between Yuchan and me! My relationship with her is very pure!"

"Yeah, it's purely yuri, I understand~"

The person speaking was not Gu Xingzhuo.

Such a snobbish tone—among the people the three knew, there was only one person like that.

The young man in white stood silently behind the three of them like a ghost, and when he made a sound, he startled them.

The old rogue Yun Ping chuckled, staring at his sister Ruoxue with amusement: "Our Yuntian Academy is all self-sufficient, so a little messy relationships aren't a big problem."

That's what they say...

Gu Xingzhuo looked at Yun Ping, who had suddenly appeared, as if possessed, his face pale (though he was already quite pale).

"Teacher, why is even your face..."

The words "I am" are still written on my right cheek.

On his left cheek, there was a shameless "Handsome Guy" written all over it.

The characters on it were elegant and refined, clearly the work of a master calligrapher, but I reckon the old rogue wrote them himself.

"That's right!"

Facing Gu Xingzhuo's astonished gaze, Yun Ping proudly puffed out his chest.

"Actually, Ruoxue, Yuchan, and I are twin sisters..."

The word "fly" hasn't been uttered yet—

boom!boom!

A powerful punch landed squarely on Yunping's abdomen.

A whip kick landed on Yunping's chest.

The sudden attack clearly came from the two female disciples on the left and right sides.

Looking at the old rogue who had been beaten to the ground in an instant, Ye Yuchan, her face flushed with embarrassment, withdrew her fist and snorted coldly: "If you talk nonsense again next time, I'll fire a black light cannon at your little brother."

Me too.

Zhang Ruoxue's face darkened as she silently clenched her fists: "Although I don't understand what you're saying, teacher, it's definitely not something nice, so I'll hit you based on my intuition."

"This is tantamount to murdering one's own teacher..."

Lying on the ground, the old rogue seemed to be in great pain, rolling around incessantly.

However, Ye Yuchan and Zhang Ruoxue couldn't be bothered to pay any attention to what he said.

Only our kind-hearted Gu Xingzhuo walked up to the cloud and squatted down.

He looked helplessly at his old rogue who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, and said, "Teacher... what are you doing here again?"

"I?"

The old rogue suddenly straightened his expression and remained lying on the ground.

"I'm here to deliver a message."

Ye Yuchan raised an eyebrow and couldn't help but tease, "What news? You've lost your fertility?"

"Don't worry, even if all men in the world lose their abilities, it's impossible for me to lose mine. With my strength, other men couldn't recover even if they ate dozens of tiger penises."

Some unpleasant images flashed before Ye Yuchan's eyes, and her blush deepened: "I wasn't paying attention to you... Why are you so eager to show off your strength and stuff!"

"This is to let you get to know your teacher better and strengthen the bond between teacher and student."

"I've never seen a master and apprentice use dirty jokes to enhance their relationship... and what you're doing is practically indecent!"

"You've always called me an old rogue, so there's nothing wrong with me acting like a rogue."

Ye Yuchan: "..."