Having cultivated myself into an immortal, all I want to do is raise female disciples.

In order to eliminate their common enemy.

however.

The man who had the good fortune to become an enemy of two true immortals was sitting in the courtyard at this moment, a smile on his face...

Playing a word chain game with a certain silly guy named Ye.

"How audacious!"

"A teacher should be a role model!"

"Being consistent inside and out!"

"One is worth two!"

Emperor Immortal: "..."

Demon Emperor: "..."

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

Ye Yuchan's face turned bright red, her expression one of utter agony. After racking her brains for a long time, she helplessly gave up: "You old scoundrel, can't you handle this...?"

Yunping chuckled and spread his hands, giving off a "come and kill me if you dare" look. His smile was incredibly irritating: "I just don't understand. What got into you that you challenged me to a word chain game? I used to be able to play this with a hundred or eighty people at the same time for hours on end without stopping."

“There’s nothing I can do…” Ye Yuchan twitched her lips and slumped helplessly on the table: “I can’t beat them at chess, I can’t beat them at fighting, and I can’t even beat them at blackjack… I can’t just do nothing, can I? It’s too boring to just wait around.”

"It's alright, no need to wait, they're here."

Yun Ping then turned his gaze to the two figures standing at the entrance of Yuntian Academy, and smiled as he dismissed Ye Yuchan: "What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and pour tea for the guests?"

"Why me?" Ye Yuchan said, dissatisfied.

"Look at your maid outfit! How can you not serve tea as a proper gift for this outfit?"

"You made me wear these clothes...you even forced me to..."

Ye Yuchan muttered to herself as she went to pour tea in a rather irritable manner.

After Ye Yuchan returned to her room, Yun Ping acted as if nothing had happened, looking at the two powerful figures of the era, the Demon Emperor and the Immortal Emperor, and said, "Don't just stand there, make yourselves at home."

The Immortal Emperor and the Demon Emperor exchanged a glance, and simultaneously unleashed their divine senses to quickly and thoroughly examine the two seemingly ordinary stone benches in front of the cloud.

This action almost made Yunping laugh: "What are you two doing? Do you think I'm so bored that my stomach hurts from working on some kind of mechanism on this chair? Why think so much? Since we're already here, let's sit down and chat."

The Demon Emperor took a deep breath, said nothing, and simply sat down.

Emperor Immortal sat beside him, and the two of them simultaneously looked at Yun Ping with strange expressions.

Is this guy... out of his mind?

You have to understand, the two of them came here to fulfill their seven-day agreement. In other words, they came with such a big entourage, so naturally they were going to take Yunping's life.

He immediately ordered tea to be made, saying he'd make himself at home...

If someone comes up to you with a knife and tries to kill you, and you say, "Don't be in such a hurry, I'll cook you a meal. Today I have my specialty, braised pork"—have you ever seen anything like that?

"Don't be so aggressive."

Yunping took the tea that Ye Yuchan had brewed, took a sip, and found the taste to be rather ordinary. However, given Ye Yuchan's skill, it was already a favor that Yunping hadn't been poisoned.

He handed the teacup to the two people in front of him and said with a smile, "Let's chat some more. There are still many things I don't understand and want to ask you."

The Demon Emperor's voice was hoarse and low, and he didn't even glance at the tea: "You want to negotiate with us?"

Yes.

Whether it was the Demon Emperor or the Immortal Emperor, upon seeing Yun Ping's attitude of treating the two as guests, their first thought was that Yun Tian Academy should back down.

Perhaps even Lian Yunping himself realized that this formation was different from the others. Even if he was a true immortal, fighting two against one? Impossible.

Moreover, with the Immortal Slaughtering Formation and the Three Pure Ones Sword, the two did not believe that Yun Ping could be their match.

Given the old rogue's friendly attitude, it was clear he wanted to negotiate with them.

however.

Their guesses were wrong.

Yunping was taken aback at first, then smiled and said, "What are you thinking? You've already come to our door, and you think I'd negotiate with you? If I really wanted to, I would have done so seven days ago."

He remained leisurely, pouring tea as he said, "I just feel that starting a fight so soon wouldn't do any good. First, I'm quite interested in the fact that you two received favors from Heaven and that old man in the heavens, and second..."

Yunping gently held the teacup filled with tea, his smile warm and kind.

"Aren't I giving you time?"

"What time?"

The expressions of both the Immortal Emperor and the Demon Emperor darkened simultaneously.

Yunping took a sip of tea and gently set the empty teacup down.

Like a cold, stagnant pool—the figures of the two great immortals of the world were reflected in their silent black eyes, which were filled with mockery and chilling intent.

He uttered a sentence softly and casually:

"The time for supporting the enemy and offering sacrifices to the sword."

"If you don't reveal your weapons soon... I'm afraid if I go crazy later, you won't have a chance to show them."

57. I'll play with you.

Yunping's words were calm and understated.

He spoke as if it were the most reasonable thing in the world, his expression so calm it was almost unbelievable, as ordinary as a neighbor lady asking an acquaintance, "Have you eaten yet?"

but.

Anyone in the world who heard Yun Ping's words would probably be stunned on the spot.

mad.

Too arrogant.

To utter such words in front of the two great immortals of this world is to mock the two rulers of this realm.

The surging spiritual energy emanating from the Demon Emperor and the Immortal Emperor almost crushed the entire courtyard, along with the Seven Dream Tree, causing it to sway violently as if being swept by a gale.

Rao is so.

Despite the imposing presence, Yunping remained unmoved, sitting there sipping his tea, and somehow, not even the liquid in his teacup stirred.

Weird, so weird.

The courtyard house swayed constantly, as if it would collapse at any moment. However, it actually achieved a strange balance, keeping the walls and houses on the verge of collapse. Even though the walls were full of cracks, they were not destroyed.

the reason is simple.

Because Yunping is still sitting here.

As long as he is here, this courtyard house will not fall down.

Even if its essence has turned into dust or soft soil, it will still exist firmly.

"Your Excellency is truly impressive, just as you were seven days ago, and you remain so seven days later."

Emperor Immortal slowly rose to his feet, his brows furrowed with murderous intent.

The radiance emanating from the tops of those sixteen peaks became even more dazzling at this moment, with pillars of light rising into the sky and connecting with the Heavenly Dao above.

"Ha, people should know what they are." Yun Ping crossed his legs, still looking like he was at the mercy of others, but his words were somewhat sarcastic: "I have always been very self-aware, so my attitude seven days ago is still the same seven days later, it hasn't changed."

"I hope you won't change your minds later."

The Demon Emperor slightly raised his head, his dry, pale lips curving upwards, his eyes filled with evil intent.

At the same time, terrifying demonic energy continuously spewed from the steam furnace inside the Hall of Ten Thousand Demons, obscuring the sky in the blink of an eye, forming a stark contrast with the sixteen towering pillars of light on the sixteen peaks of the Immortal Capital.

This time, however, they were not enemies. The black and white figures joined forces to crush the man before them.

"Does this mean you are prepared to die?"

In response to the Demon Emperor's question, Yun Ping grinned, revealing his white teeth.

He shifted his posture, leaning forward, and looked at the two people in front of him. As he put down his teacup, he smiled and said, "Yes, isn't that how it is today? Either I beat you to death, or..."

"I'll beat you all to death."

Is there a difference between these two results?

Ye Yuchan, hiding in the distance, thought to herself that although she really wanted to complain, the current situation was not the best time to do so.

"it is good."

The Immortal Emperor and the Demon Emperor exchanged a glance, and the next second, their figures vanished from the courtyard.

Ye Yuchan stared blankly around, trying to find the two figures, but the old rogue's voice echoed in her ears: "Stop looking, they're up there."

Looking up, Ye Yuchan was astonished to find that the Demon Emperor and the Immortal Emperor were currently suspended above the Ten Thousand Demon Palace and the Sixteen Peaks. One of them held a broken blade, and the other held an array diagram.

Before the silly man could react, Yun Ping pulled a light pink sphere full of holes from a spatial rift to the side and threw it toward Ye Yuchan.

Ye Yuchan's head was hit by the sphere, and before she could even cry out in pain, she heard Yun Ping say:

"You wild, silly person, come in!"

The next second, the pink sphere full of holes quickly bloomed outward, revealing the beautiful lotus inside. At the same time, Ye Yuchan transformed into a stream of light and entered it, shrinking her size several times over, and sat down in the center of the lotus.

Yun Ping cast another spell, causing the exquisite sphere to slowly close.

The exquisite sphere even shook twice before finally stopping after emitting a beeping sound.

The shrunken Ye Yuchan was stunned for a few seconds, then she rummaged through the lotus leaves and looked outside through the hole—she immediately saw the old rogue's eyes, but they were dozens of times larger than she usually saw...

"Hey, you old pervert, what's going on? I've turned into a Pokémon?!"

"Pretty much." Yunping chuckled, then said to the silly man, "The fight might get a bit loud later, and I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it. So, I'll throw you into a Poké Ball... no, I mean, throw you into this Seven Lotus Poké Ball for a while. This thing is even sturdier than a Nokia phone."

Ye Yuchan: "You just mentioned Poké Balls, right???"

"Hey, that's enough. Stop with the nagging. I'll arrange a first-class seat for you to go up and watch the game."

Ye Yuchan was taken aback: "A superior seat?"

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