I have the best bloodline
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Su Yan, held up by Ao Jin with his hands tucked under her armpits, let out a soft moan as black lines appeared on her cheeks.
"Eek—"
"No! You should kick me in the face with both feet. Fierceness inside has no power. You should kill it!" Ao Jin put Su Yan down with a helpless expression, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Why didn't he inherit his father's traits?
Although Ao Jin was not present, she knew about some of the events that had occurred in the previous dynasty from her colleagues.
Ao Renlin was extremely ruthless. He walked straight in and swaggered into the immortals' private room to eat. After finishing his meal, he could walk straight out again, looking more relaxed and carefree than if he had visited a brothel.
Why can't Su Yan inherit any of those bad habits? He just follows those wicked foxes and doesn't learn anything good!
What's the use of being pretty if you can't eat?
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"Auntie, Auntie."
Ao Jin, rubbing his forehead, went to find his colleague, preparing to carry out the order given by the West Sea Dragon King to have Su Yan wait for him in place for a while. However, as Ao Jin turned around, Su Yan ran into the banquet hall, bouncing along the draped tablecloth in front of his aunt, stood up with a smug look on his face, hands on his hips, and said:
"Auntie, I've closed a great deal! It'll help supplement our household income!"
"What good thing could a burp be?"
My aunt let out a burp, raised her hand, and poked the little fox's cheek, which was beaming with pride.
"I received a decree from the Dragon King, allowing us to legally commit murder and arson on the west coast and in the near sea. Waaaaah?"
Su Yan was beaming with pride, his little fox face pouting as if he were asking for credit, talking to his aunt about good business opportunities. He said that he definitely needed his aunt's advice on things like robbery and plunder!
But before Su Yan could finish speaking, her aunt, who had triggered the keyword, immediately sobered up and quickly reached out to cover Su Yan's upturned cheeks.
"Oh?"
The proud insect ancestor sitting next to his aunt, and his eldest aunt sitting next to him, both perked up their ears.
"Go away, what are you all doing here? My nephew came especially to show his respect to his aunt, go away."
The aunt covered Su Yan's mouth, looking warily at the old man and the eldest aunt who were eavesdropping.
Jiaochong is a notorious bandit from Pingfeng Mountain. Mountain spirits passing through Pingfeng Mountain are forced to mine for two years. Phrases like murder and arson are trigger words that can directly hit Jiaochong's excitement point.
The proud worm patriarch and aunt, who were playing drinking games, didn't hear clearly what Su Yan had just said. They only heard: by imperial decree, legal, murder and arson, looting the west coast and the coastal area.
Is it really a legally authorized robbery? Is it really that exhilarating and unrestrained?
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The aunt glanced at her eldest aunt and great-grandmother, who were both listening intently but pretending not to care, then looked at Su Yan, who was completely bewildered with her mouth covered, and sighed helplessly:
"If there's such a good business opportunity in the future, you can quietly tug at my skirt, and my nephew and I should just go outside to talk. You see, we should be eating our fill, but instead, we're giving a share of the pie to those two old worms for no reason."
"Auntie, I haven't finished speaking yet!"
Su Yan glared at Aunt Bai with annoyance and said, "What Grandfather meant by 'robbing under imperial decree' was that I was to lead the Dragon Clan army to the west coast and coastal areas to kill all those infamous beasts and demons, and all the spoils from the raids would be ours."
Upon hearing this, a slight look of disappointment flashed across the face of the proud insect patriarch.
So that's how legal plundering works. No wonder the Dragon King of the West Sea was so generous, opening up his border region for other cultivators to plunder at will.
"I thought it was really okay to just rob anyone. I was even thinking of notifying Ping Fengshan to bring those little guys here to practice and get a feel for raiding," said the proud worm patriarch with a hint of disappointment.
The Pride Insect Clan has recently experienced a baby boom, with a bunch of inexperienced, hungry little insects holding knives and forks, looking expectantly at their elders, hoping that their elders can lead them to do risk-free, highly profitable business outside the clan's territory.
Making huge profits with no initial investment! The ultimate goal of commerce!
"What about me? What about me?"
The older aunt looked at the younger aunt, and with a big smile, raised her finger and pointed to her cheek.
The old patriarch looked down on these petty profits, but the eldest aunt was very interested in the business and asked the younger aunt if she could be included, as she hadn't experienced the feeling of having her home raided so legitimately in a long time.
“You’re not getting any. I’m earning spirit stones for my nephew to beg for women’s money. How dare you try to take a share?”
Faced with her aunt's unreasonable request, the younger aunt refused without even thinking.
If it were a raid on the entire west coast, without some help, the people of the east, south, west, and north would all have vanished without a trace after the raid. But judging from the West Sea Dragon King's intentions, he probably just wanted to restore order.
It's also possible that they wanted to give Su Yan some pocket money. After all, the little fox is already calling him "Grandpa," so it's reasonable for the Dragon King of the West Sea to give him some New Year's money.
"How could you be so heartless?"
The older aunt looked at the younger aunt with a face full of grief, and angrily scolded her with a heartbroken expression: "You have no conscience!"
However, the aunt calmly turned her head, put her legs together, placed the little fox on her lap, and began to admonish Su Yan:
"Little fox wants you to remember that even among bandits, there are different categories. Those like your aunt who are unlucky usually resort to outright robbery, taking whatever they can get. Bandits who love to gamble are called 'gambling bandits.'"
"My aunt's type is called a flower girl; they are best at using sweet talk to control people's hearts, and their robbery methods are subtle. They might deceive you for a lifetime."
Although the arrogant insects have been doing business without capital for generations, they all call themselves businessmen.
But not all business people are the same. For business people like my aunt who aren't very lucky, the worst thing is to have all their hard work come to nothing. So, business people like my aunt just grab whatever they can and don't care too much about the subsequent profits.
The aunt, on the other hand, was the flower girl type. She either didn't snatch anything at all, or she acted with lightning speed, scrambling everything away to ensure that the victim wouldn't be left with a single penny.
They are masters at using sweet talk to manipulate people's hearts.
In addition, there are the cunning swindlers who are best at impersonating others and making grand promises, and the enigmatic masters who rely on gambling and arithmetic.
In short, the Pride Insect Clan is just a den of thieves. The bandits are the least technically demanding but also the most numerous. The remaining factions are all engaged in technical business.
"When you're out and about, don't talk to strangers."
The younger aunt stroked the fox's head, glancing at the older aunt every now and then to warn Su Yan not to believe her.
Believing Auntie's nonsense, you can even ruin your New Year celebrations.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 444 Approaching Haicheng Again
As night deepened, the lively atmosphere in the main palace of the Bihan Mountain Villa seemed no less than before.
The private room where the celestial beings were originally seated was transformed into a stage after the screens were set up. Handsome men from the Qiuniu clan played music, while beautiful women from the Qiuniu clan, dressed in plain clothes, held a fan with a long tail. The fan was as flawless as white jade, gradually turning into a deep blue at the end.
The Qiuniu tribe dancers, without using any water control abilities, recreated a magnificent corner of the ocean and its ecological landscape on land with their exquisite dance skills and fans that gradually turned azure blue.
At that moment, Ao Jin returned to the banquet hall and found Su Yan sitting in her aunt's lap, watching the dragon sisters' performance with a happy expression.
"We're all here now."
Ao Jin looked at Su Yan and raised his hand to introduce the two dragon clan colleagues he had found: "Ao Yuebai of the Chaofeng Clan and Ao Bulao of the Pulao Clan, and Ao Zhan of the Qiuniu Clan on the arena."
Ao Yuebai of the Chaofeng tribe has a delicate name, but he is a man with long blue-purple hair, a slightly slender and tall figure, and a smile on his face.
Ao Bulao of the Pulao ethnic group is not tall, about 1.6 meters, and looks a bit like the girl next door, with chubby cheeks.
The two of them were the helpers that Ao Jin had found. The Dragon Clan already had a lineup of two Nascent Soul Earth Immortals and one Half-Step Void Refinement Earth Immortal, which was enough to flatten the near sea. Moreover, there was also Ao Zhan, who was eloquent on the stage.
The lineup assembled by Ao Jin was quite impressive. If they were to add a cultivator at the Void Refinement stage, they could easily chase after the Crimson King even within his fiefdom.
"Shall we set off now to suppress the bandits?"
Ao Jin introduced Su Yan to his companions and then asked for Su Yan's opinion. He was the commander personally appointed by the West Sea Dragon King for the bandit suppression expedition. Although he was not as skilled as the second-generation dragons, Su Yan's opinion was dominant due to his position as commander.
"So fast?"
Su Yan looked surprised, then glanced at his aunt who was drinking and the merfolk beside her:
"How about we go tomorrow morning? Everyone seems to be drunk?"
The merman mother and father had already circled the arena several times with their wine jugs, trying to get to know the dragons and find a few money-grubbing little dragons to come to the merman territory for the Winter Festival.
Both of them were now drunk, and Jiao Nanwu and several accompanying mermaid girls were taking care of them. The Earth Immortals of Nearby Sea City were in a similar situation; having the rare opportunity to dine at the same table with so many overlords of the Western Sea, they naturally tried their best to befriend these important figures of noble bloodlines and status.
If they could receive guidance from the dragons, they could avoid taking detours that would take thousands of years.
Su Yan's network of connections on the West Bank was basically all dead under the table, and among the other local bigwigs he knew, there was only one seriously injured old man, the Red Earth Mountain God.
The Mountain God of Chidi seemed to have been stabbed and was seriously injured, but the old glutton did not explain those personal grudges to Su Yan in detail.
As a result, Su Yan is now unsure whether the old man who lent money at exorbitant interest rates is dead or alive.
Therefore, Su Yan suggested that everyone talk about it tomorrow morning. His network of relationships was temporarily paralyzed, and going to Jinhai City now wouldn't necessarily get him anything done.
"Okay, I'll come find you tomorrow morning."
Ao Jin glanced at the merfolk. The merfolk's parents were indeed drunk and unconscious, lying on the ground. After pondering for a moment, he directly agreed to Su Yan's plan.
The intoxication caused by the spirit wine is not the same as the intoxication caused by ordinary brewed wine, but rather the spiritual energy blockage caused by the excessive intake of liquid spiritual energy in a short period of time.
The blockage of spiritual energy caused by drunkenness does not require a doctor to clear it, but it will take time to resolve.
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"I need to get ready to go back too."
The Proud Insect Ancestor glanced at the time, then looked at his aunt and said, "Be careful, and if you encounter anything you can't handle, ask for help. I'll take care of all your enemies for you."
With Su Yan's matter temporarily settled, the Proud Insect Ancestor had no intention of staying any longer, so he bid farewell to his aunt and Su Yan halfway through the banquet.
"Please take me with you, Ancestor."
Auntie quickly said, "I still need to go to Xia Yu City to participate in the Wanlinghui's disposal of stolen goods. You can just drop me off in Xia Yu City. Those Xia Yu barbarians are particularly abnormal; none of them have teleportation arrays in their homes."
Xia Yu City only has one-way teleportation arrays; there are no teleportation arrays that go directly to the main city of Xia Yu.
My aunt was going to Xia Yu to sell stolen goods, and when she saw the old ancestor preparing to leave, she casually asked him for a favor.
"Wanlinghui? Is it opening in Xiayucheng this year?" Auntie asked, slightly taken aback.
"By the way, do you have anything to sell? I can help you sell it while I'm at it," the older aunt said with a smile to the younger aunt.
But the eldest aunt's words earned her a glare from the younger aunt: "If the goods are sold by you, how can I still get spirit stones?"
"See you later! Little Fox and I will head back after we've settled things on the West Bank. You don't need to worry about us." Auntie waved her hand, signaling Auntie to leave quickly, not wanting her to stay.
"gone!"
The Proud Insect Ancestor opened a spatial portal, pushed his aunt inside, and then opened another spatial portal that led directly to the Proud Insect Clan's territory.
"Grandma! Auntie! Wait for me!"
Hua Yu, who was drinking and talking with her fellow disciple Tiger Lian at the edge of the palace, saw the Proud Insect Ancestor and Proud Insect Aunt disappear into the spatial gate. Immediately, a look of great shock appeared on her beautiful face, and she ran while shouting:
"Take me with you! Life without Jiao Chongniang is like living in the underworld!"
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