I have the best bloodline

From this day forward, whenever Su Yan faces other males, no matter what they boast about, if Su Yan is at a disadvantage, he can simply say, "When I was bouncing around in the arms of the Nine-Tailed Fox Princess of the Xia Yu Dynasty, you were still wearing open-crotch pants!"

"She even flirted with me, peeling grapes herself with a big smile and showing them to me. The grape skins were hard to peel, so she even bit open the skins herself and showed them to me!"

The women are all top-notch, perfectly satisfying most of the desires of men.

Princess Wuxi smiled, raised her hand, and scratched the little fox's chin. Long, white tails grew from behind the princess, and the slightly frivolous smile on her face gradually turned meaningful.

The secret to immortality has a slight flaw: when the body is excessively suppressed, it releases a large amount of hormone-like substances that affect the mind the moment it rebounds.

Su Yan will become more aggressive, and the princess will also become more aggressive.

Changes in mood can cause female foxes to release a special fragrance, which can cause changes in the mind and body of male foxes.

In layman's terms, nine-tailed foxes are similar to ordinary foxes; when they go into heat depends on the mood of the female foxes. When a female fox is in the mood, her body will emit a special scent, and the male fox will immediately enter fighting mode upon smelling it.

The changes in Su Yan's body were not only due to the princess's teasing words, but also because Su Yan smelled the fragrance emanating from the princess. However, both foxes were born in human territory and had no idea what was happening.

If it were any other fox or canine, they would have already started indulging in lewd behavior in broad daylight.

"You two little ones, wait a moment."

As Princess Wuxi wagged her tail, teasing the little fox with rosy cheeks in her arms, a spatial rift opened in the Floating City Botanical Garden. The Su Clan Patriarch, clutching his chest, emerged from within and squeezed onto the long couch where Princess Wuxi was reclining.

"It's killing me with pain. Let's talk about your business tonight. Little fox, come quick and give your ancestor a handy to relieve the pain."

The old patriarch of the Su family directly squeezed between Princess Wuxi and Su Yan, pushed aside the lumbar support that Princess Wuxi had sent and put on his own, and urged Su Yan to come and help him treat his chest pain.

Previously, because of Daoist Liuyun's shout, the Su family patriarch, whose injuries had not fully healed, also chased after him to see if he could snatch something back. Now, the distribution of Daoist Liuyun's estate has been settled.

Then the Su family patriarch returned from the void.

"How's the fight going up there, ancestor?"

Seeing that the Su family patriarch had squeezed into the middle, Princess Wuxi and Su Yan both looked slightly embarrassed. Princess Wuxi immediately shrank back to her loli form, and Su Yan wiped the grape juice that the princess had smeared on her lips with her fingertips and asked a question to divert the patriarch's attention.

"What can they do? The Taoist Taiyi's divination was divine; he built high walls in advance along the path of the Blissful Immortal, blocking all his way and forcing him to shed his demonic form and reveal his human form."

As the old ancestor of the Su family spoke, he took off his coat to reveal the white undergarment beneath. He lay on his side on the long couch, revealing the scars on his chest. The white marks, which had been dimmed, regained their original white color, now faintly tinged with gold, after absorbing enough magical power.

"Then, to prevent Taiyi Daoist from hoarding everything, the Blissful Immortal ran back to retrieve his own three-tenths, and divided the immortal crystals in the beggar's storage ring equally among everyone."

In terms of surprise attacks, the Taiyi Daoist, who had set up a trap in advance, was able to subdue the Blissful Immortal. Once inside the Taiyi Daoist's formation, most people would have no chance of escaping.

She anticipated all of the Blissful Immortal's choices and set up a grand formation in the void, waiting for the Blissful Immortal to come to her.

Seeing that the Taoist Taiyi had raised his sword and commanded the stars to summon starlight to blast his physical body, the Immortal of Bliss immediately stopped and ran back, saying that he wanted to share this with everyone.

"I must say, he truly lives up to his reputation." Su Yan, with a look of both laughter and tears, jumped to the old ancestor's side, placed his hands on the old ancestor's wound, and began to dissolve the white light.

The Blissful Immortal could have easily split the profits 50/50 with the Taoist Taiyi and run away together, but instead he chose the option that would maximize his own losses and was unwilling to give up even a little bit of profit to the Taoist Taiyi.

What a philanthropist in the cultivation world!

"You'll get used to it. The two of them have been stabbing each other in the back since their debut. They'd rather sacrifice more themselves than let the other get on their nerves."

The old patriarch of the Su clan let out a soft groan, his eyes, which had been sore from the pain of his injuries, narrowed slightly in comfort as he said:

"Those two families have never been on good terms. They fought to the death back in the Primordial Immortal Realm, and there was even an incident where the sect leaders of both sects perished together."

"It would be strange if they could sit down to eat together without arguing or even fighting."

"Hmm~ Little fox, give it your all! The wound is starting to feel cool, it's starting to feel good."

The two were already showing restraint in their fight. Several times in their ancestors' history, the sect leaders had perished together, and the root of it all was the struggle for the title of the strongest lineage (sect) among the human race.

You say your family's cultivation method is good, I say mine is powerful. It's all just talk, anyone can brag. If you're not convinced, let's go to the Dao Discussion Hall and have a showdown outside.

The conflict and grudges between Taiyi Daoist and Jile Xian are merely a microcosm of the struggle between the two major Dao lineages of the human race.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 525 Who hasn't been young and impetuous?

"Hmm—yes, a little harder."

Because they belonged to the same origin, Su Yan quickly suppressed the injuries of the Su Clan Ancestor. After the Ancestor recovered, he didn't stand on ceremony. Since he had already taken off his coat, he asked Su Yan to massage his shoulders.

Su Yan, shaped like a little fox, was the perfect weight to bounce on, using the fox's own weight and the downward force to massage her.

When Princess Wuxi returned after changing her clothes, she saw that the Su family patriarch had taken her place and was lying on the couch, having Su Yan massage her. Her fair skin was slightly exposed due to the pressure of lying down.

Princess Wuxi was slightly displeased upon seeing this. "Don't you Su family have any little foxes anymore?"

How dare you try to steal the little fox I've set my sights on! Your bib is about to burst open, so hurry up and put it back!

Su Yan had no objection to this, and even chatted with the Su family patriarch about the grudges and feuds between the leaders, listening with great interest.

Even the big shots were young once; not all leaders and celestial beings have spent half their lives in military campaigns like Emperor Wusheng.

The sect leader of the Western State Weaponry Sect and the leader of the Western State, he was obsessed with weapon crafting in his youth, which caused him to use up all his family property and the quota given to him by the sect. He had no choice but to go to other states to sell himself and forge magical copper weapons for sale.

Forget about saving face, just tell me, is Tongyang any good at night? Would you be willing to buy it?

The sect leader of the Weapon Sect amassed a large amount of top-grade materials and forged a top-grade smelting furnace, complete with a charming and seductive weapon spirit that kept him excited every day.

In his youthful arrogance, one night, evil thoughts took hold of him and he started to mess with the Furnace Fairy. Because the Furnace was too powerful, the sect leader of the Weapon Sect ended up spending a lot of money to move to the Moon Rabbit Clan's territory.

And like the Northern State leader, Longevity Immortal, who once had to flee because of an insect plague in his home. If he had been a couple of steps slower, he would have almost turned into those insect monsters.

Of course, the Longevity Immortal's experiences took place in the Primordial Immortal Realm, when he was young and far less powerful than he is now.

Hmm. Fox Mom used to get very angry. Because she drank milk slowly and got hungry, she would get angry and bite Su Yan's grandma until she cried several times.

If it weren't for the intervention of the patriarch and great-aunt, Fox Mother might have had to wander the streets in her youth.

“Little Su, oh, I almost forgot, all dragons hatch from eggs. You probably never drank breast milk, right?” The Su Clan Ancestor recounted the past, then turned to Su Yan with a smile, wanting to ask if he was born like his mother.

But as soon as the words left his mouth, the ancestor remembered that all dragon-blooded creatures were hatched from eggs, and Su Yan probably hadn't drunk milk when he was a child.

"Well, I drank it for a while right after I was born. Although it wasn't necessary, my mother probably felt that having this process made motherhood feel more ceremonial," Su Yan answered truthfully.

He was indeed born with a yolk sac, so he didn't need to eat or drink milk. However, sometimes when the fox mother told Su Yan bedtime ghost stories, she would let the little fox experience being a cub, while Su Yan experienced the ritual of being a mother.

"Pfft. What's so good about milk curds?" The Su family patriarch scoffed upon hearing this, bluntly mocking Su Yan, "Don't you ever have any that taste bad?"

The old ancestor's question left both Su Yan and the princess, who was sitting to the side, completely stunned.

Do these things even have an expiration date?

"I don't know, Ancestor," Su Yan said, looking embarrassed.

........................

After enjoying a massage and delicious food from Su Yan on the floating city, the Su family patriarch went inside to soak in a hot spring to relieve his mental fatigue before leaving.

The patriarch of the You Su clan is still pretending to be dead, trying to trick the fleeing You Su foxes into returning home.

Catch them one by one, and throw them all into the cosmos, so they can help drag the stars that hold the Queen Mother of the West's slumber back into the cultivation world.

According to the information provided by the Black Dragon King, the entrance to the Queen Mother of the West's slumbering place is on a meteorite, but the meteorite shell is just a disguise; the real entrance is actually inside the Weak Water Lake within the meteorite shell.

Before she went into slumber, the Queen Mother of the West was accompanied only by the Nine-Tailed Fox God Ancestor. She did not want too many people to know where she was sleeping. Originally, the Nine-Tailed Fox God Ancestor would pass on this information to her descendants.

But because of his own accident, he had no way to pass on these messages, so the nine-tailed foxes have been waiting quietly all these years.

As time went on, the nine-tailed fox clan split into three tribes due to their respective beliefs and experiences.

Now that the divine ancestor has been found, it's time to welcome the Queen Mother of the West back.

"Son—"

On their journey through the Hui region, Su Yan and the princess encountered Fox Mother and Auntie, as well as Di Chi and Aunt Wang Tianhou.

With a beaming smile, the fox mother picked up Su Yan, gave the little fox a deep kiss on the cheek, and said:

"Son, quickly lend me your fairy boat. I'm going to go drinking with your aunt and the others later. Your fairy boat has wine vessels and a hot spring pool. In winter, nothing beats drinking in a hot spring pool."

Su Yan's aunts are not just his little aunt, Di Chi aunt, and Wang Tianhou aunt. These three aunts have a relationship with Fox Mother that is at the level of Daoist partners, and they are sworn brothers.

Now that Chongqiong, Dichi, and Chaoqi have all arrived, Fox Mom is planning to have a drink with the other sisters and catch up.

I'll also personally deliver the wedding invitations to them.

The moment Fox Mother thought of drinking and having fun, she immediately thought of Su Yan's floating city, the Immortal Ship.

The floating city has everything, and there's no need to run all over the forest to contact your sisters and then have everyone run to the Demon City. You can just drive the fairy boat and pick them all up to have fun. Pick one up and start drinking right away.

"Don't vomit on the fairy boat."

Upon learning of Fox Mother's needs, Su Yan wasn't unhappy at all. He directly gave the floating city to Fox Mother, but with a dark expression, he told her to take it easy.

Spiritual wine is essentially spiritual energy. When a cultivator ingests a large amount of spiritual energy in a short period of time and cannot digest it, it will cause a state similar to being drunk. Moreover, in a drunken state, the undigested spiritual energy will be vomited out.

These liquefied spiritual energies contain not only spiritual energy but also other things, making them very troublesome to clean up.

"Mwah~"

Having not seen her for a long time, Aunt Chi snatched Su Yan from Fox Mother's arms, beaming, and kissed the little fox twice on the cheek, saying, "Did you miss Auntie?"

"Little fox~ After you come back from drinking, how about Auntie takes you out for some fun? I recently found a place that my ancestor especially loves to go."

Although the Golden Crow Ancestor looks like a young boy, he is treated as a VIP in every high-end brothel in the Eastern State. Apart from Spring Fruit Street, Emperor Chi discovered another upscale brothel that the Ancestor has been frequenting recently.

Seeing how adorable Su Yan was, Aunt Chi smiled broadly and prepared to invite her little nephew to check out the shop.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 526 The Survival Methods of Merfolk

"Auntie will find you a guy with big pectoral muscles, so the little fox can make up for his missing childhood."

Aunt Chi held Su Yan high with a joyful expression, rubbing her face against the cute little fox. The atmosphere around the aunt and nephew seemed to be filled with maternal love and filial piety. Moreover, Aunt Chi pulled Su Yan with great interest and quietly told him that the Golden Crow Ancestor liked to go to brothels.

Upon hearing this, the little fox fell into deep thought, then looked at Aunt Red with a face full of shock, a lot of question marks appearing on its forehead.

The demon clan brothels that the Golden Crow Ancestor has been frequenting recently are nothing special to modern people; they are simply places where curvy older women, dressed in exotic bikini-like costumes from the western states, perform on a glass stage suspended in mid-air.

According to Aunt Chi, the reason why they went to such lengths to create a glass structure of over a hundred square meters was not because the demon girls were not skilled enough to walk in the void, but rather because it was the idea of ​​the brothel owner.

Things that are too straightforward are meaningless; it is the ambiguity that is alluring. Therefore, no matter how much reward the girls on the glass platform receive, they must still wear some clothing to cover themselves. Alternatively, the demon girl on the left may not wear an upper coat, and the demon girl on the right may not wear a skirt.

Aunt Chi went to check it out in person, and the store was great, so she recommended that Su Yan try it out.

"Commander"