I have the best bloodline

"It's fine if you don't want to talk about it."

Seeing the little fox's troubled expression, as if it had something difficult to say, Su Yan didn't delve into it. Ordinary foxes shed their fur several times a year, so shaving it off wasn't a big problem; it would grow back in a few months.

"The Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet is about to begin, shall we go together?" Su Yan invited the little fox demon.

The Banquet of Ten Thousand Immortals will not be held at the Jade Terrace. There will only be one table for the Queen Mother of the West at the terrace later. All the other immortals will go to the terrace halfway up Kunlun Mountain to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Jade Pool, the dances and celestial music while eating and drinking.

Su Yan could eat at the mountaintop, but the atmosphere at the table of the Holy Spirits at the mountaintop was too solemn. Su Yan still wanted to go halfway up the mountain to find his friends to eat and drink together in a more pleasant way.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 654 This is probably not a Slaanesh gathering place (?)

"Come! Pay our respects to the Queen Mother of the West! Welcome back to the Queen Mother of the West!"

On the terrace of Kunlun Mountain, a grand banquet organized by the Queen Mother of the West officially began with the clinking of wine jugs.

Although Kunlun Spirit Mountain is extremely large, the terrace on the mountainside is actually not very large. Therefore, the banquet venue extends directly into the void, with invisible spiritual energy platforms supporting it in mid-air. Guests sit at round tables looking at the terrace on the mountainside.

A stage was set up on the terrace. Ling Lun stood in the center of the stage, looking at the sheet music and the notes marked on it with a puzzled expression.

The characters used in the musical score are different from the ancient demon script and the language of the cultivation world. The characters used in the musical score are pictographs. For example, to indicate the musical instruments, the score begins with a hand radical, and inside the hand radical are written the number of horizontal strokes or numbers, which indicates which string to play.

The same principle applies to the scores of other musical instruments; they all use pictographic characters to compose musical pieces.

In this way, ordinary beings without musical knowledge can also understand musical scores after they learn the rules. These are all simplifications and modifications that Ling Lun deliberately made when promoting music, so that music could be spread among the human race.

The musical score that Su Yan provided was very strange. Normally, the music in the immortal realm is quite classical, emphasizing a slow and elegant pace, and the rhythm is not fast.

However, the score provided by Su Yan had an extremely fast tempo and was themed around drum and chime sounds. Other instruments were only used to enhance the atmosphere. Of course, in some situations, the bass zither and lute were also the main highlights.

"By the time this piece is finished, the drums will probably be worn out." After a moment of contemplation, Ling Lun raised his hand slightly and distributed the sheet music to the musicians. He then gestured for the bronze drum musicians and the set drum musicians to begin playing together.

"?"

The bronze drum musician, the set drum musician, and Yu'er, who was in charge of controlling the lights, all had a question mark on their faces after seeing the score.

Do you really need to hit that many drumbeats? Are you sure the guy who wrote the score wasn't drunk?

But the musicians, seeing that Ling Lun had already started the melody, had no choice but to bite the bullet and begin playing.

"Boom-"

With a deep and penetrating sound of a war drum, Yu'er raised his hand with a muttered expression. The small snake on his shoulder opened its mouth and spat out a black light, instantly turning the bright daylight into darkness. The light from the edge of the banquet hall shot into the sky and hit the floating city celestial ship released by Su Yan. The floating city then transformed into a resonant cavity, spreading the drum sound downwards.

The all-around stereo surround sound gradually built up, and the immortals were full of surprise. It was the first time they had seen such unrestrained music, as if they were fighting on a battlefield.

"The musician who wrote this score is a bit flamboyant. But I have to say it's quite captivating."

Sitting in the outer seats, Wen Juntong pondered for a moment and then slowly offered his comment: "It got my blood pumping, and I wanted to find something to chop up."

"Chop what?"

Su Yan, who was sitting with his friends, transformed into a young man with a big smile on his face. He shook the elixir pot that had been diluted countless times and said, "Although Brother Jin and Little Sister Fox are here too, I have to say, you'd better seize the opportunity later!"

The Banquet of Ten Thousand Immortals is the main event of the Queen Mother of the West. Those who can come here are all handsome men and beautiful women. In a sense, the Banquet of Ten Thousand Immortals is like a large-scale matchmaking event, or a place for some fun-loving immortals to have fun.

If a cultivator is thick-skinned and handsome, he might just have a romantic encounter at the Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet.

Chongming had instructed Su Yan on these matters, telling him to worry about those immortals who had died from drunkenness. It wouldn't be surprising if those immortals, who couldn't die, did all sorts of absurd things after getting drunk.

If you do encounter a rogue, remember to loudly ask the maids who are maintaining order for help, lest you accidentally consume dozens of kilograms of yin-nourishing and yang-tonifying pills in a short time.

"Goooooooooooo-"

As Su Yan teased Wen Juntong, the copper basin on the round table emitted the sound of boiling water.

The duration of the Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet is uncertain, and there is no fixed serving schedule. All the dishes and immortal wines are piled up on the terrace. The copper basins on each table can be used to warm the wine or to cook vegetables to accompany the wine. How they are used depends on the whims of each immortal.

It's not too strange for some people to occasionally go missing during the Grand Banquet of Immortals.

"Hey, I'm not stupid, I can't afford to be like that." Wen Juntong chuckled twice and waved his hand, saying, "Last time Brother Zhou took me to a brothel in the immortal realm, my hips and kidneys were almost cracked by the demon lady. Although I'm lustful, I'm not stupid. I won't suffer the same loss twice."

Jin Lin, sitting at the same table, glanced at Wen Juntong and chuckled inwardly.

You may not be stupid, but who knows what you might do after drinking two ounces of the immortal wine?

The drunken cultivators at the next table were already preparing to stuff their fellow cultivators into the big pot and cook them.

"Awooo—"

The little fox demon, now a bald-headed girl, paid no attention to the idle chatter of her fellow cultivators. She grabbed the dishes on the table and stuffed them into her mouth. The dishes on the table were not dishes at all; they were actually potent tonics.

Even if she were to burst from overeating, she would stuff every last dish into her mouth today.

"Someone, bring the knife! Cut down on my big buttocks and get Brother Lu Wu two catties of sashimi!"

The drunken snake, with a wild and unrestrained expression, stuck out his buttocks, patted them, and shouted loudly, signaling to the maids walking through the banquet to bring a knife, as they wanted to add more food.

The maids, as if they were used to it, actually took out a kitchen knife and handed it to Hua She.

"No, no, it's not that bad." Lu Wu, with a tiger's body, nine tails, a human face, and tiger's claws, had a black line on his face, which made his fellow Daoist who was drinking enthusiastically next to him calm down a little: "Let's have two more rounds!"

For the strong, losing a few pounds of flesh is no different from rubbing off a layer of dead skin; both can be restored in the blink of an eye. The Serpent lost a game of rock-paper-scissors and immediately slammed its buttocks onto the gambling table. As a result, the Serpent clearly lost its large buttocks.

Although the buttocks are also made of the flesh and blood of immortals and gods, Lu Wu clearly didn't want to taste fellow Daoist eating snake sashimi.

"hiss--"

The commotion caused by Huashe and Luwu drew the attention of the cultivators sitting in the outer area, who all craned their necks like ducks to watch the spectacle.

A voluptuous beauty dressed in a black off-shoulder dress and with dark blue lipstick quietly approached Su Yan, who was standing on a chair watching the commotion. Her long, red tongue emerged from her mouth, extending to Su Yan's neck, and she gently licked it, sending a shiver down Su Yan's spine.

"Who?"

Su Yan turned around and saw the beautiful Bashe, who had almost crushed the turtle when it was weighed not long ago.

"Senior Bashe, is there anything I can help you with?" Su Yan, rubbing his neck where he had been licked, got off the chair and looked at Bashe with a puzzled expression.

"Hahaha"

The beautiful snake chuckled twice and said, "I have a few things I'd like to ask for your help, little fox senior."

"The current environment for making a living is difficult, and I have no choice but to find a stable place to live. My first choice is naturally under the command of the Queen Mother of the West. However, I have no way to meet the Queen Mother. Could you please help me, young senior?"

"Of course, I can't help you for nothing. If you're willing, you can choose one of the following as your reward: immortal crystals, pills, or a dual cultivation session. All of these will help you improve your cultivation."

"what?"

Su Yan, Zhou You, Wen Juntong, Jin Lin, and the little fox demon who was showing off his food all looked shocked and bewildered. Wen Juntong and Zhou You looked Su Yan and Ba She back and forth.

Jin Lin nearly snapped the chopsticks in her hand, staring wide-eyed at Su Yan, who seemed to be having a romantic encounter even while sitting down.

Why do you all have such strange expressions?

Bashe noticed the expressions on the faces of the people at the table changing several times, and a hint of confusion appeared on her face as well.

It's understandable that the humans' expressions changed. After all, humans are rather awkward; they may want to sleep with women, but they often use all sorts of fancy words and phrases to cover up their true desires.

But why did Su Yan and the little fox demon's expressions change? When we demons get into a good time, don't we always play around all over the mountains and fields?

Moreover, although Su Yan has a high status, he is clearly lacking something to improve his cultivation. Is it not abnormal for me to offer Su Yan some compensation for improving his cultivation and ask him to introduce me to the Queen Mother of the West?

Bashe felt a little confused about this.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 655 You still came!

Chapter 655 You...so you came after all!

"I appreciate Senior Bashe's kindness."

Su Yan glanced around the table and saw the stunned look on his friend's face. He was immediately embarrassed and politely declined the suggestion from the beautiful Bashe, saying, "Senior, just bring out some pills. We can discuss the rest later."

Introducing the Queen Mother of the West to Bashe was not too difficult, since the Kunlun Mountain forces were not yet fully formed, and it was Su Yan's responsibility to recruit talents who could win the favor of the Queen Mother of the West.

Of course, while it's true that introducing someone is one thing, being able to obtain some treasures from those who convert is one of the privileges that the Queen Mother of the West granted to Su Yan, as a reward for a minor meritorious person.

"Her Majesty is currently enjoying a banquet on the Jade Terrace and will need to wait a little while. Please come back later, Senior!" Su Yan explained to Bashe.

The Holy Spirits were feasting on the Jade Terrace, a banquet where powerful beings from all walks of life gathered. Who knew what important matters concerning the world they were discussing? Su Yan had no interest in jumping up onto the terrace to eavesdrop.

Let's wait until the Queen Mother of the West comes out before we talk to her about Bashe's plan to join Kunlun Mountain.

"I'll do as you say, senior!"

Bashe chuckled, pulled out a brocade box from the void, and handed it to Su Yan. He then distributed some jade bottles to the other little ones present, saying:

"Although I am quite confident in my two-colored fur and feel that it shows my sincerity, since you are unwilling, I have some rather unique spiritual medicines and elixirs as a bribe to give to you all."

Bashe gave away the elixir without saying anything more, and leisurely left Su Yan's table, intending to come back to find Su Yan again when the Queen Mother of the West came out of the mountain.

"Huh? The snake has hair? And it's two-colored?"

Zhou You, who was sketching the appearance of the Bashe snake with charcoal pencil, slowly stopped writing, a question mark appearing above his head, and asked, "What are the two colors? Is it a characteristic of the Bashe clan or an individual difference, Brother Su?"

"How would I know!"

Seeing Zhou You still writing her book, Su Yan's face fell. "Go ask her yourself."

"That's a Bashe! I wouldn't dare," Zhou You quickly waved his hand, indicating that he didn't dare to go forward and cause trouble.

There was once a Bashe in the cultivation world. It dominated the ancient Central Plains. Emperor Yu of Xia used the power of the whole country to forge a divine arrow and severely injured the Bashe by sneak attack. However, it still cost a lot of money to eliminate that evil god.

Zhou You grew up listening to the ferocious Bashe, but dared not speak nonsense in front of it, fearing that the snake beauty would open its mouth and swallow him whole, and that it would only be three years later that it would be expelled alive through its excretory cavity.

"If you don't dare to ask, why did you come to ask me?" Su Yan rolled her eyes in annoyance. "You make it sound like I lifted up Bashe's black skirt. Go away, stop messing around!"

"Isn't this just showing how capable Brother Su is?" Zhou You quickly filled Su Yan's cup, flattering him and urging Su Yan to ask him a question for him later.

The existence of Bashe is extremely rare. If the characteristics of the Bashe population can be recorded in a book, it will certainly slightly increase the value of the finished product.

After all, not everyone knows that the Bashe (a type of snake) has hair when it takes human form, and it's even a different color.

"I won't ask. If you want to ask, go ask yourself, so I don't have to suffer later!"

"Yes, yes, you make it sound so easy. I'll be the one suffering later. The weight of the Bashe Beauty almost made Senior Turtle collapse. Brothers are brothers, but a brother's life is also a life. At times like this, you have to trust the wisdom of those who come after you!"

"Why be so straightforward when writing a book? Can't you leave some mysteries for future generations to discover for themselves?"

Su Yan's words sent Zhou You sprawling on the ground. "I treated you like a brother, and you actually want to kill your brother?!"

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