I have the best bloodline

Because of physical weakness and weight gain, I recently started exercising. After running this afternoon, I came home and turned on the water heater to take a shower.

Then, the water heater broke. I glanced at it, touched the water pipe, and the rubber seal in the elbow broke, spraying me all over. Damn it!

Calling after-sales service costs four or five hundred yuan per repair. I figured it was already an old model, and its energy consumption and performance were not as good as the new ones. Why don't I just buy some more and get a better one with a warranty, better energy efficiency and heating speed?

The after-sales service is absolutely a mess.

The already impoverished family became even poorer due to the sudden accident.

I took a day off and went to be my family's wallet.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 670 Your Majesty: Arrange for the little fox!

"You won't go against Ruonv's will, will you?" After watching Ruonv leave, the little dumpling-like Bai Ze glanced at Ling Lun sitting beside him and asked.

Ling Lun didn't look at Bai Ze, and her expression remained unchanged. She said calmly, "What are you questioning? Or what are you doubting about me?"

"It was just a casual question," Bai Ze said, shaking his head slightly as he looked away from Ling Lun.

Living beings are complex and multifaceted, but Bai Ze did not doubt Ling Lun's stance. She had always followed Ruo Nu in her cultivation and improved her musical skills. There was no reason for Ling Lun to harm the ancestor of the human race, the goddess of music, or her mentor.

Ling Lun has always sided with Ruo Nu, but the problem lies here: Ling Lun's stance highly overlaps with that of Jiu Tian Xuan Nu.

Therefore, Bai Ze asked Ling Lun whether it was possible to go against Ruonv's will and make a choice that he believed would inevitably benefit Ruonv.

Ling Lun did not answer Bai Ze's question directly, but the subtext was self-evident.

If Ruonv's side maintains the upper hand, she will inevitably follow Ruonv's will. However, if anything threatens Ruonv, she will definitely make a rational choice that benefits her ancestral mentor.

If defeat is already a fait accompli, it is not worth persisting, let alone at great cost.

Ruonv was originally an outsider; she only got involved because of some feelings she couldn't let go of.

………………

Ruonv, who was on her way to Baiyu Qiongtai, was unaware of the conversation and scheming between Bai Ze and Ling Lun after she left. She even returned to the banquet hall in a very good mood.

"That's fine! Her Majesty can trust your talent and experience. When choosing, remember to filter out those that are acting crazy. After all, our little fox is still inexperienced, so don't frighten them."

When Ruonv returned to Qiongtan, she happened to encounter Jiutian Xuannv leading the Netherworld's people outwards, as well as Xi Wangmu who was talking. Ruonv did not pay attention to what Xi Wangmu was saying; she only exchanged a glance with her elder sister Jiutian Xuannv without speaking to her.

Ruonu stood there, watching the departing figure of the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden, sighed softly, turned and walked to the half-empty dining table, looking at the Queen Mother of the West who was stroking Su Yan, and said:

"Your Majesty, may we borrow the little fox? We have found the last piece of Bai Ze's legacy."

"Now?"

The Queen Mother of the West looked at the sleeping fox cake on her lap, then at Ruonv who had asked for Su Yan, and after a moment's thought, said, "You may have come at an inopportune time. I have just arranged some things for the little fox, which are of great importance to the little fox's life and dignity. In my opinion, the matter of succession is not urgent and can be completed in a day or two."

"what?"

Ruonv looked puzzled. She had only been away from the table for less than the time it takes for an incense stick to burn. Had something happened at Baiyu Qiongtai? How could it concern the little fox's life, dignity, and face?

Ruonv cast a questioning look at the Bashe Beauty.

Facing the questioning gaze of the human ancestor, and knowing that the matter was not something to be kept secret, Bashe smiled and spoke frankly: "When the Queen learned that the Fox Fairy had been working hard recently and had suffered the hardships of being separated from her mother since childhood, she deliberately arranged for me to go to the Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet and Kunlun Mountain to find some virtuous and motherly female beasts to fill the void in the Fox Fairy's heart and relieve her physical fatigue."

As Ruonv pondered Bashe's euphemistic words, an exclamation mark suddenly appeared on her little head.

"Your words are particularly elegant. To reward a female demon beast for dual cultivation with a little fox, and to say it so elegantly, you must have read a lot of books."

Ruonv's face was full of dissatisfaction; she almost believed Bashe's nonsense and thought that the Empress had found a wet nurse for Su Yan.

"In that case, I'll take my leave for now and go find a suitable immortal home for the fox spirit." Bashe smiled, bowed to the holy spirit on the table, and went to find the nourishing young lady.

The reward promised by the Empress was naturally not something Su Yan would delay or fail to receive. She arranged it for the little fox immediately after returning from the Hidden Divine Palace. As for what she said to the little fox in the Divine Palace...

This is the ultimate prize. When Su Yan is ready to display her dazzling beauty, the Queen Mother of the West will naturally embrace her and reward her handsomely, allowing the little fox to witness the only spectacle in the world.

Su Yan is not ready yet, so for now he should eat some simple food to fill his stomach and strive towards his goal.

........................

Although the Queen Mother of the West's reason was justified, Ruonv glanced at Bashe and said something to the Queen Mother of the West, and very smoothly borrowed the sleeping Su Yan.

"Wake up."

Ruonv brought Su Yan back home, raised her hand and began to shake the sleeping Su Yan. The snow-white fox fur coat was held by her fair hand at the waist, and she swayed left and right in mid-air.

As Ruonv swayed, Su Yan, who was sleeping in his subconscious dream, opened his eyes, his face full of confusion. His figure slowly disappeared from the dream world and returned to his original body.

"what?"

Su Yan didn't even open her eyes before she realized that her body was being swayed.

"What happened?"

Having recovered from the mental strain of his deep sleep, Su Yan looked at Senior Ruonv, who was shaking him, and asked what had happened that made her so abruptly wake him up.

"We've obtained the Bai Ze inheritance from Ling Lun." Ruo Nu said with a hint of helplessness, "After all this time, we've come full circle. Ling Lun has already entrusted the inheritance to you. Open your storage ring and take out the musical instrument that Ling Lun left with you!"

Su Yan's eyes widened slightly, and he quickly used his divine sense to search for the storage ring, taking out the zither from the bottom of the storage ring.

This zither was left to Su Yan by Ling Lun before he left, who said it was for the next musical contest. As a deposited item, Su Yan carefully kept it hidden in his storage ring.

"Oh, right."

Seeing Su Yan retrieving the zither, Ruonv's face showed a subtle expression as she said, "Something happened while you were asleep."

"Ok?"

Su Yan took out his zither and looked at Senior Ruonv with a suspicious expression.

As Senior Ruonv introduced the situation, Su Yan's expression changed several times, his face becoming completely blank.

"You don't need to worry too much. Judging from Bashe's personality and behavior, she doesn't seem to know how to share," Ruonv said, trying to comfort Su Yan.

Senior Ruonv was right about her. Bashe didn't look for beauties for Su Yan at all. Instead, he went directly to the mansion that the Empress had bestowed upon her. After tidying up her makeup slightly, he summoned his avatars to apply different makeup to them.

The original body and its avatar smiled at each other, then went out hand in hand towards Su Yan's residence, intending to soak in the hot spring pool at the fox spirit's house and wait for the fox spirit to return home, so as to give the Queen Mother of the West some surprises.

Sharing joy is never as satisfying as enjoying it alone.

Bashe wants them all!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 671 Ba Snake

"The Fox Fairy and the Nine Netherworld Maiden Emperor?" Bashe, arm in arm with his avatar, pushed open the door to Su Yan's house. As soon as he entered, he saw the two who had been sitting silently in the pavilion of the mansion, seemingly talking about something. A slight look of surprise appeared on Bashe's face.

Ruonv sat on a jade chair, while Su Yan squatted on a white jade round table, holding a black box in his hand. This combination surprised Bashe. He was supposed to be here to assist the fox spirit in its cultivation and to show it the world. Why was there an outsider in the room now?

As a divine being, Bashe knew that the holy spirits who brought history and imperial names were very arrogant and would not stoop to sleeping with a little fox like him. Therefore, Bashe felt very strange about Ruonv's appearance.

"We have some cultivation matters to attend to here. Let's talk about your matter later!"

Ruonv looked at Bashe and slowly spoke, raising her hand to point to the hot spring pool inside the house, indicating that she should wait a moment.

Although Bashe didn't understand, she was impressed. But since the Nine Netherworld Maiden Emperor said so and guaranteed that she would be able to taste the fox spirit later, she naturally didn't say anything. She respectfully bowed to the two of them and led her avatars to Su Yan's house.

"We won't bother you any longer, let's prepare some tea and snacks for you here."

With that, Bashe took his leave, his main body heading towards the hot spring pool, while his avatars busied themselves preparing tea and snacks to serve to the two of them.

"Absorbing the fourth inheritance, combined with your current cultivation level, should be enough to extract the Bai Ze inheritance power from my body."

Ruonv rested her elbows on the table, supporting her face, creating a soundproof barrier. She looked at Su Yan, who was holding the black box and looking at her, with a smile on her face and said, "The task that Bai Ze entrusted to you can be considered to be mostly completed."

Looking at the black box and Senior Ruonv in his hand, Su Yan's smile faded slightly, and he sighed:

"After such a long and arduous period of effort, I have lived up to my senior's expectations and successfully collected all of Bai Ze's power inheritance without any major incidents. Now, all that remains is to complete the task entrusted to me by Senior Bai Ze."

As if knowing what Su Yan wanted to say, Ruonv suddenly interrupted him, saying with a sigh, "It is possible!"

"Ok?"

Su Yan tilted her head and looked at Senior Ruonv, ignoring the unexpected digression.

"Just like I said before, even if a cute little fox loses its inheritance and karma, the senior would be very happy to treat the little fox to peaches of immortality." Ruonv teased the little fox in an ambiguous tone.

Knowing Su Yan's melancholy, Ruonv deliberately changed the subject by talking about some intimate stories.

In normal times, Senior Ruonv is rather conservative in her speech and clothing, but the Senior Ruonv inside the house is not like the usual persona. Upon hearing the tacit phrase between the two, the little fox immediately looked embarrassed.

Just as the Lord of Night has a fondness for feet, Senior Sister Ruonv is very confident in her buttocks. Although she has never given birth, she firmly believes that she is the type to give birth naturally!

They also really like the little fox lying behind them.

"Whether or not there is a lineage, as long as you have time, seniors are very happy to welcome you, little fox," Ruonv said with a smile, pointing into the room. "Now, you should think of a way to deal with that snake beauty!"

"The Bashe clan, among the demon race, is as greedy and gluttonous as the Taotie."

Su Yan glanced at Ruonv on the left and then at the hot spring pool on the right, his face showing a conflicted expression. He said, "I'm a little reluctant. After all, I'll be colleagues with the beautiful Bashe in the future. What if something really happens?"

"Snapped--"

Ruonv slapped the little fox's bottom, rolled her eyes, and said, "As a male beast of the demon race, why are you hesitating before doing anything? When faced with a female beast that's already sticking her head out, just slap her!"

"That's an opportunity to improve your cultivation level. You're making it sound like you'll have time to stay on the mountain day and night from now on."

Look at that slutty snake, aren't you going to deal with it? How can you live up to your status as a male beast?

Su Yan's worries were completely unnecessary to Ruonv, as if he really spent every day on Mount Kunlun choosing concubines for the Empress.

Based on Ruonv's understanding of Su Yan, once the chaos in the Immortal Realm is completely quelled, how could Su Yan possibly stay on Kunlun Mountain every day? He will definitely be wandering around the Immortal Realm, eating, eating, and having fun.

They might only come back once every few hundred years.

"Go, go, go! Hurry up! Teach that swaying snake a lesson!"

Ruonv smiled and gave Su Yan a push, urging him to hurry up and take advantage of the free opportunity to improve his cultivation that Bashe was offering.

"Fine!"

Su Yan landed on the ground, revealing his well-received and praised youthful form. A helpless smile appeared on his handsome face. He turned around, looked at Ruonv sitting in the chair, and said, "See you later? As for the meeting time, Senior Ruonv should know."

Upon seeing Su Yan, who appeared to be a young man, Ruonv's eyes flashed with admiration, before she rolled her eyes and said:

"How would I know when we'll meet again? Just come find me after you're done. You haven't forgotten the dual cultivation method I taught you, have you? Don't come looking for it in the book later."

Su Yan waved his hand to indicate that he was not that stupid.