I have the best bloodline

The first paragraph is not outrageous; it merely praises the beauty and allure of Zhuyin's body.

The second paragraph is entirely filled with obscene language. When the two paragraphs are combined, an uninformed person would only think that Su Yan is infatuated with Zhu Yin and secretly harbors wicked thoughts about Zhu Yin's beautiful body.

After reading the book while lying on the bench, Zhuyin showed a slight hint of regret on his face.

The language was obscene and blasphemous enough, but Su Yan's expression was really strange. While reciting such obscene text, she didn't show any romantic feelings.

I don't know if it's because I'm not charming enough, or if the fox in the Queen Mother of the West's house is really so sentimental.

Taking photos together might create a show effect, but the effect is very poor.

"Very well, let's see what Her Majesty has to say?" Zhu Yin smiled and transmitted his voice to the Queen Mother of the West, who was chatting and laughing with fellow Daoists at the Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet.

"Come here for a second. My image crystal recorded some interesting things. I think you'd be interested in watching them three times, um... thirty times?"

"what?"

Upon hearing this, the Queen Mother of the West released her arm from the female immortal's shapely buttocks, slightly suppressed her smile, opened a spatial door, and looked at the Candle Yin on the seat.

"It's related to your little fox," Zhuyin said to the Queen Mother of the West.

"Our little fox? Didn't Su Yan enter the Yinglong Treasure Vault with the dragon elders? How could news of him still reach us?"

Although the Queen Mother of the West had never been to the Yinglong Treasure Vault, she had heard of it. The treasure was not located anywhere here, but was built upon time itself.

In other words, Su Yan isn't even here, so how could any information possibly be transmitted back?

"Just come!"

With a wicked grin, Zhu Yin tossed the image-recording crystal in his hand and said, "Don't you really want to take a look? What's recorded inside is incredibly explosive!"

"Alright! Let me see what you're up to." The Queen Mother of the West stepped out of the void and sat directly on the bench, lying on the chest and abdomen of the sleeping Zhuyin. She smiled as if teasing someone, rubbing against Zhuyin's chest and said, "Let me see if your performance is more exciting, or the performance recorded by the image crystal!"

"Who knows?" Zhuyin smiled, not paying much attention to west Wangmu's little tricks, and said:

"If you're ready, I'll start releasing it."

………………

"What exactly are Father and Empress talking about?"

Gu Jun, who had been driven to the crossroads by Zhu Yin, looked at the entrance of Baiyu Qiongtai with curiosity, wanting to find out what his father and the Queen Mother of the West were up to in such a mysterious way.

"Could it be related to that fox again?" Gu Jun secretly pondered the current events.

"That shouldn't be the case! That little thing already left the banquet hall, right? How could she possibly travel half a Celestial Realm away to seduce, lure, and ambush Father?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 692 The Netherworld Soul-Guiding Banner

Inside the crystal, Su Yan looked embarrassed, his gaze deliberately shifting downwards as if looking at something. After a long while, he finally spoke:

"Senior Zhuyin is so beautiful. Just thinking about her wearing a red gauze dress and her exquisite body and mind beneath it makes my lips melt."

"Especially that day in front of the Zhuyin Treasure Vault, when Senior Zhuyin stepped barefoot on my tail, my thoughts were completely thrown into chaos. For a moment, I even wanted to turn over and use the bio-lock to restrain him."

"that is."

Su Yan read the manuscript expressionlessly, which made west Wangmu, who was watching the group photo, chuckle. She leaned back and grabbed the black and gold-threaded bodice under Zhuyin's gauze robe, laughing, "Your charm is just so-so. You uttered such lewd words. Our little fox's cheeks are full of embarrassment. Not to mention that the whole lipstick was squeezed out, there was no more rosy cheeks before."

"Hahahaha. Your charm is no match for me!" The Queen Mother of the West leaned close to Zhuyin and chuckled as she spoke.

"That's how it looks in the photos. When you actually come to me, your fox's legs go weak the whole time, and he's all timid and submissive with his tail between his legs." Zhu Yin didn't take Xi Wangmu's flirtatious behavior and actions to heart at all. Instead, he happily discussed it with the Queen Mother.

For Zhuyin, others can provide emotional value. In fact, Zhuyin can also provide emotional value for himself for his own amusement and entertainment. As long as his emotions are uplifted, Zhuyin doesn't care at all about his plans failing or being ridiculed for his lack of charm.

Zhuyin never needs praise from others to highlight the greatness of its existence.

"That was just you scaring the little fox! When the little fox is alone with me, it can go to the back room and stay there alone for an hour to calm down," the Queen Mother of the West said with a smile. "So what if I'm charming?"

"When you two are flirting, shouldn't you be a little more mindful of other people?"

The Eastern King Duke, whose form had transformed into a male with a female appearance, slowly put down his wine cup, his face showing a speechless expression, and began to complain to the Western Queen Mother and Zhuyin.

One of them has an obsession with novelty and emotional value that is beyond the comprehension of ordinary beings, while the other is obsessed with aesthetics and enjoyment. When the two of them get together, nothing good usually happens.

If there hadn't been other guests at the banquet, their unrestrained and dissolute remarks would probably have been even more egregious.

"what?"

The already drunken Ruonv seemed to sense something, opened her eyes and glanced at something, as if she were calling for her Dongwanggong.

Ruonv glanced around and, finding nothing amiss, continued to lie on her side on the chair, using the plush pillow as a pillow to drift into a deep sleep.

"That's true."

Upon seeing Dong Wang Gong speak, west Wang Mu, who was already lying on Zhu Yin's chest, slowly sat up, looked around the white jade platform, and said, "It seems that only Xi He came up just now. Those guys seemed to have just left their gifts and left, right?"

"When you were wandering in the mountains, several human holy spirits came by, exchanged a few words with Ruonv, left their gifts, and then left quietly," Zhuyin said to the Queen Mother of the West as if recalling something.

"It seems a bit deserted. It appears that most of the Holy Spirits are still undecided," the Queen Mother of the West said with a smile.

The Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet has always been a very large event, and there are always many Holy Spirits visiting the Queen Mother of the West. However, the number of Holy Spirits who have come to Kunlun Mountain so far is somewhat unexpected.

"Just a bunch of fools who don't know their own mortality," Zhu Yin said with a smile. "Let them dance around, thinking they can rise up in the chaos and try to gain resources and power far exceeding their own strength!"

"It would be quite interesting to see all the gods and demons in the sky looking remorseful and weeping bitterly."

It is quite rare for the Queen Mother of the West and the King Father of the East to appear in public at the same time. The King Father of the East is not very interested in the Queen Mother of the West's banquet, which resembles a selection of concubines. In the past, when he was invited, he would only come to sit for a while and would not attend the whole event like this time.

This already explains some things, but the Holy Spirits who were spoiled by the Underworld and some Holy Spirits who had their own ulterior motives did not come to the banquet, or they came and left after giving gifts to the Queen Mother of the West.

"So you're saying I'm meddling?" The Queen Mother of the West sneered and said, "Your Majesty just finds Youchao annoying and wants to cause him trouble. Those guys can come or not, they're just short-lived creatures."

"call--"

The Eastern King Duke picked up his wine cup and took a sip, showing no intention of commenting.

The Queen Mother of the West's banquet for all immortals was not meant to force the holy spirits in the sky to take sides. It was an inevitable trend that even the immortal emperors of the Primordial Immortal Realm could not stop, after all, Youchao and the nine guardians of the Primordial Chaos were watching.

However, it wouldn't be a problem for the Queen Mother of the West to lend a helping hand and annoy Youchao's group.

In short, as long as one shows enough respect to the Queen Mother of the West at the Banquet of Ten Thousand Immortals, she can issue a ticket to the corresponding being. If trouble arises, they can hide in the Kunlun Mountains, where the Queen Mother of the West will protect them.

However, this is a cause-and-effect relationship. If one uses the life-saving talisman given by the Queen Mother of the West, one must naturally do things for her.

Within the Holy Spirit Circle, everyone knows that when the Empress returned, she smashed Youchao's crotch with bricks and stones, clearly indicating some grudge between them.

The Holy Spirits all thought this was a forced choice of sides. Faced with the situation of not being able to offend either side, they naturally chose to avoid it, so as not to let the fighting between these gods and demons of the chaotic era affect them, the lesser ones.

However, the Holy Spirits who did not experience the events firsthand actually reversed the cause-and-effect relationship in this matter.

It was only after Youchao Shi approached the Queen Mother of the West and told her some things that the Queen Mother was dissatisfied with the terms, which led her to throw bricks and stones at Youchao Shi. Youchao Shi and the Queen Mother had already secretly reached an agreement on some matters.

However, the Queen Mother of the West was somewhat dissatisfied with the terms and conditions offered by Youchao.

………………

"The Holy Mother of Xuan Tong...failed?"

Having already returned home, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden stood on the altar suspended between heaven and earth. She had changed out of her usual clothes into a black armor, and a high-necked cloak in crimson covered half of her face.

Holding a bundle of scrolls in her hands, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden looked at Hunyi with a puzzled expression.

“We’ve lost. The Undying Witch Mark has disappeared.” Hunyi said with a strange look, “The mark was originally shining brightly, as if it had been promoted. The light was so strong that I thought Xuan Tong was about to transform into a Holy Spirit and then shatter.”

"Something intervened and saved that flirtatious fox from a love triangle."

"Oh"

Upon hearing this, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden closed her eyes and pondered for a long time before laughing and saying, "It's all about timing and fate. Since even Heaven believes he is not destined to die, let him go!"

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden's ability to calculate heavenly secrets is not the power to determine fate simply by speaking. The way of fate has always been in a state of chaos. Sometimes, seemingly insignificant matters may affect fate and cause the outcome to change.

Su Yan is destined to face three death calamities. The first calamity corresponds to the Holy Mother Xuan Tong, and both are certain deaths in his fate. Once Su Yan falls, the remaining two calamities will also dissipate.

Now that he has survived the first tribulation, two more major tribulations will befall him in the near future.

One of the two tribulations is a romantic entanglement.

"All holy spirits and gods, heed my command!"

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden arrived at the altar. With a wave of her hand, a black scroll, like a long dragon, rose into the sky, swirling around her figure. Lines and columns of text bearing names were displayed before her.

Holding a long sword, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden slowly floated above the altar, her face solemn. She gave an order to those whose names were inscribed on the scroll:

"In the name of Heaven's Way, destroy the Heavenly Connection to the Land of Absolute Destruction!"

"I, the Holy Mother of the Nine Heavens, summon back all the sorcerers who are in a state of confusion, gather them together, and proclaim the return of the sages to the Primordial Immortal Realm, so that we may use the power of all living beings to save the Primordial Immortal Realm from its gradual decline and fall!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 693 Oh no, I'm dead! Oh no, I've come back to life again!

Chapter 693 Sigh~ I'm dead, sigh~ I've come back to life again!

"They've arrived! They've finally arrived!" Hunyi looked at the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden floating high in the sky, who had summoned the Soul-Guiding Banner and started beating the war drum. A fanatical and excited look appeared on his face as he exclaimed, "May the human race prosper!"

The spiritual treasure offered by the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden is the Soul-Guiding Banner, personally crafted by the Youchao Clan. The names of living beings are registered on the Soul-Guiding Banner. After death, they will not enter the cycle of reincarnation of the Compassionate Mother. Even if their souls are scattered, they can be resurrected in the present world as sorcerers by using a wisp of divine soul within the Soul-Guiding Banner.

The name of a shaman means a sacrifice.

The existence of the Undying Witches is for the purpose of creating chaos in the world. They burn themselves to lay the foundation for the immeasurable world that will soon be born, thus preventing the suffering of reincarnation for all living beings.

Hunyi was incredibly excited and went mad when he saw the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden unleash the Soul-Guiding Banner.

From the moment the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden gave the order, it marked the beginning of an era of complete prosperity for the human race!

Although the number of deaths among humans is astronomical, the sacrifices made by the martyrs—no, the sacrifices made by the devotees—are laying the foundation for the great prosperity of humanity. The more deaths among humans, the more fortune they can win!

How could he not be excited about such a unified world? What he cared about was not the survival rate of the human race, but the great prosperity of the human race!

As long as we can seize the destiny of the protagonist in the world, even if only a hundred people of the human race are left, after ten thousand years of development, what can't be recovered? From then on, the human race will only become stronger and stronger, and the world will be dominated by humans!

"Hahahaha! Once I go back and kill that old man Xia and that woman Feng, my destiny as the Human Emperor will be complete!" Hunyi couldn't help but burst into loud laughter at the thought.

One by one, holy spirits emerged from the void, along with regional deities of varying forms and emanating different auras, and a deity dressed in white with flowing hair and holding a red longbow, all of whom came to the altar.

When Tu Bo saw the figure holding a longbow, even his usually fierce and rugged face couldn't help but break into a smile: "The Goddess of Gushe has arrived too!"

The ethereal, somewhat androgynous woman, exuding an air of refined elegance and scholarly grace, slowly turned her head, her gaze as icy as ice as she looked at the Earth Lord who had spoken to her:

"Would my arrival surprise you?"