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"Alright, Your Highness has finished her business. Now, everyone, please follow Her Highness!"

After the Queen Mother of the West finished her sermon, she returned to Su Yan's side and spoke with a smile.

Su Yan and the princess came to the alchemy room not because they had nothing better to do, but because they had some matters to attend to.

Inside the Queen Mother of the West's alchemy room, there was a large quantity of defective elixirs and medicines nearing their expiration dates.

Originally intended for feeding fish, but upon learning that Princess Wuxi had an entire dynasty to support, the Empress decided to donate all the defective pills and near-expiry medicines.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 764 Although mothers are different, their experiences are similar

Su Yan and the princess recognized each word individually, but when they were put together, neither of them recognized them.

Because in all the knowledge of the cultivation world, there is actually no such thing as expired or defective pills.

The outer layer of the elixir is sealed with a protective coating to lock in its medicinal power, and the jade bottle containing the elixir is also specially made to effectively lock in the medicinal power inside. With both the protective coating and the bottle intact, the elixir can last for tens of thousands of years without decaying, at most showing some signs of loss of medicinal power.

Although the cultivation world is the cultivation world, the knowledge there is at least derived from the knowledge of the immortal world.

Furthermore, there is no such thing as defective pills. Either the medicinal materials are successfully refined into pills, or they are directly turned into dregs and used as fertilizer to grow spiritual plants if the refining fails.

Both Su Yan and the princess were very curious about the defective pills and near-expiry medicines in the Empress's alchemy room.

No matter how defective or expired the pills are, any elixir that can be kept in the Empress's house is a divine item!

Even the worst elixir is better than a miraculous pill, and the Xia Yu Dynasty just happens to need a batch of miraculous pills to distribute and enhance the strength of its cultivators.

As for any side effects, the princess wasn't worried at all. As long as it could improve her strength and not kill the cultivators of the Xia Yu Dynasty, that was enough.

We've arrived.

The Queen Mother of the West pushed open a large door. The purplish-black door made a soft sound, and the scene inside came into view for Su Yan and the princess. The ground inside the place where the pills were stored was no longer white jade, but black.

Three fairies were cleaning inside. Although they were exceptionally powerful, they did not use any magic to clean but instead did it themselves, using their divine sense to examine every inch of the pill room and every box.

Thousands of medicine boxes were piled on the ground, each wooden box containing a white medicine bottle.

At first glance, the medicine bottles seem to be products of the same rules as those in the cultivation world. Although it's unclear whether the pills inside are all packaged in sets of ten, a preliminary estimate suggests there are around 100,000 pills here.

Su Yan and the princess were both stunned, clearly realizing a problem.

These elixirs don't seem to belong to the Empress?

Kunlun Lingshan was previously occupied by the Flower Slaves, who forcibly moved it from the Western World to the Sky Zone. When the Empress returned, she directly annihilated all the traitors. A large number of items used by the traitors were left on Kunlun Lingshan.

Su Yan didn't know about the other locations, but she knew that the Empress had destroyed her own bedroom and the things she probably used frequently. The current bedroom and things like the bathtub were all newly built.

The Empress simply said, "These things are already dirty; don't leave them here to offend your eyes."

Seeing those perfectly sealed medicine bottles, it was clear that they belonged to the group of people from the previous Flower Slave faction.

The Empress scoffed at that group, and if Baiyu Qiongtai hadn't been so heavily involved, she might have demolished and rebuilt it.

These pills are clearly all good things, but the Empress doesn't value them and doesn't want to use them.

"The pills piled up over there are unwanted. You can take them out and give them away or throw them away, but remember, don't eat them, they'll upset your stomach."

With a serious expression, the Queen Mother of the West picked up the two foxes and said earnestly, "When foxes get an upset stomach, they need to have their stomachs washed with soapberry liquid and their tongues pulled out and brushed with a stiff-bristled brush."

Upon hearing this, Su Yan shrank back, and some childhood memories flashed through her mind.

He really did have his tongue brushed with a stiff-bristled brush.

I've also tried putting a whole fox on a washboard and scrubbing it vigorously, then placing it on a clothesline and clipping it in place to air dry.

The former was because he was disobedient and often licked his nose with his tongue when he was young. Despite repeated attempts to educate him, it was ineffective. Whenever Su Yan caused trouble, his mother would use a brush on him. The latter was because Su Yan brought fleas home from outside. His mother, furious and trembling, directly pressed Su Yan onto the washboard.

He also ordered Su Yan to associate with bad friends, but those friends had to be clean.

"Alright, take the defective pills and those nearing their expiration date and distribute them!" After instructing the foxes, the Queen Mother of the West smiled and released two of the smaller ones onto the ground.

The pills here are all genuine, but for the Empress, they all pose hygiene problems and are not valuable, so she plans to throw them all away.

The Empress will never forget that her original residence, the bedroom and the quiet room, were filled with a bloody stench and piled with bones after her return.

And beneath the stench of blood and grease, there was also the smell of excrement and urine, as well as some deeply hidden obscenity.

Even a fool could guess that something must have happened in her own bedroom, and the heroines who were so frightened that they lost control of their bladders were all eaten by the flower slaves.

If their living quarters are so untidy, how hygienic can the things they produce be? They probably concocted them while scratching their butts and playing with women, and then poured handfuls of them into medicine bottles.

Even though common sense told the Empress that what she imagined was unlikely to happen, and that the Flower Slave group couldn't possibly possess such superb alchemy skills, the Empress still felt a chill run down her spine even if there was only a one in ten thousand chance.

Those traitors are restless even in death; they actually try to pollute their own eyes and disturb their own peace of mind from afar.

"These... seem to be for improving cultivation? And a whole bunch for restoring spiritual energy and healing injuries?"

Su Yan manifested the form of a young man, squatted in front of the medicine box, and looked at the classification descriptions. Most of the pills here were for improving cultivation and healing injuries, and there were no particularly rare or exquisite immortal pills or divine medicines.

"That's normal. Most of the pills here are probably for rewarding subordinates. A major power wouldn't keep very precious medicines in its pill room; the top-grade pills would definitely be given to the powerful figures themselves."

Princess Wuxi didn't care about this at all. She picked them all up and put them into her storage ring, preparing to sort them and pack them up to send back to the Xia Yu Dynasty.

"Hmm, these pills might need to be diluted with water." The princess checked the quality of the pills, pondering how to properly distribute them.

Those with high cultivation levels can take the pills one bottle at a time, while those with low cultivation levels who cannot withstand the power of the elixirs should take the elixir diluted with river water. Otherwise, they probably won't be able to swallow them.

These pills contain an extremely strong immortal energy, making them pills intended for cultivators above the Celestial Realm.

Su Yan and Princess Wuxi were carefully selecting and filtering out the pills, while the maids were meticulously inspecting the pill room for dirt and grime, making sure that even fingerprints and other traces were wiped clean and left without any marks.

After inspecting the medicine room, the Queen Mother of the West left through the door to prepare some medicine for the little ones.

“All the bottles are filled with top-quality pills,” Princess Wuxi shook her head slightly and said, “It would be a pity to give them all away.”

"Princess, please don't be foolish. You probably haven't experienced the power of a stiff-bristled brush," Su Yan complained.

"How do you know I haven't experienced it?" Princess Wuxi looked at Su Yan with a strange expression.

"These things are popular in human dynasties too?" Su Yan asked, his face full of surprise.

"Well, when I was born, I felt a bit uncomfortable coming out of the womb. I always felt that the tip of my nose was very dry, so I subconsciously licked it. Then it became a habit. The tip of my nose was licked until it faded and became inflamed. If this continued, it might cause disfigurement and a discolored nose."

“My grandfather consulted my great-aunt, who then sought advice from the You Su family about raising nine-tailed foxes.”

Princess Wuxi looked wary and said, "The Su family's parenting methods are exceptionally unorthodox, but I must say they are truly very effective."

"He corrected all my bad habits in no time."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 765 A Glimpse from the Laws of Heaven and Earth

"We'll talk about the Heavenly Tribulation of the True Immortal stage later; I don't know the situation right now."

Su Yan scratched his head helplessly, ending his rant about childhood memories with the princess, and got back to the main topic.

Because of Ruonv's favor, Su Yan's cultivation level rose directly from the early stage of Human Immortal to the peak of Profound Immortal. Not long ago, thanks to the Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet and the Princess, he broke through the shackles of the peak of Profound Immortal and glimpsed the scenery of the True Immortal Realm.

At this moment, the Heavenly Tribulation Tribulation should arrive, testing Su Yan's foundation and potential.

Given what Su Yan had done to the Heavenly Tribulation, the Heavenly Tribulation wished it could kill him every time it descended, and one after another, the illusory images of supreme beings threw themselves into the Heavenly Tribulation.

But this time was an exception. When Su Yan's cultivation reached the True Immortal realm, the Laws of Heaven and Earth did not inform Su Yan about the tribulation. They simply sent him a message: "[.", and then said nothing more.

Su Yan's cultivation level naturally entered the True Immortal realm, and he began to comprehend the Flawless Method of True Immortal cultivators.

Once one comprehends the flawless method, which is to integrate one's own Daoist arts, divine soul, and nascent soul into one, one can comprehend the power of immortality and indestructibility that the true spirit is indestructible, a power that allows for near-infinite rebirth on the spot. As long as the world here still contains immortal spiritual energy, one is immortal.

Su Yan had already begun to comprehend the Dao, but the laws of heaven and earth seemed not to see it, and directly allowed Su Yan to break through to the True Immortal realm without sending down a heavenly tribulation.

Of course, Su Yan didn't think that the laws of heaven and earth had completely abandoned him. After all, a cultivator's advancement and tribulation were part of the laws of heaven and earth, a phenomenon within the natural order, and could not possibly disappear.

I reckon the Laws of Heaven and Earth are currently contemplating how to deliver a ruthless blow to themselves.

Su Yan currently faces one more True Immortal Tribulation and the Heavenly Tribulation after advancing to Godhood, which will allow him to reach the top.

There is no heavenly tribulation for a deity to ascend to the status of a holy spirit, unless it is a cultivator who has entered the path through demonic means or a cultivator who is extremely lacking in virtue, in which case a heavenly punishment will be imposed when they ascend to the status of a holy spirit through the inner alchemy method.

Su Yan wasn't particularly immoral, so naturally no divine punishment would befall him.

………………

"Ok?"

Outside the alchemy room, the Queen Mother of the West, who was selecting suitable pills for Su Yan, suddenly raised an eyebrow, as if she had noticed something. She turned around and looked at an Eye of Law that had come to her side.

The Eye of Law looked at the Queen Mother of the West without making any move, simply observing silently. Wisps of purplish-black aura emanated from the Queen Mother of the West and slowly entered the eyelids of the Eye of Law.

"This time, things are really interesting." The Queen Mother of the West chuckled as she looked at the Eye of Law. "The reason you've been forced to come to my side must be because my fox is too ferocious, and I had no other choice, right?"

The Eye of Laws came silently, and this was not the first time such a thing had happened. In the past, when encountering some monsters that needed to be punished by heaven, the Eye of Laws would go to the Queen Mother of the West to obtain the source of all plagues.

The situation here is currently peaceful; the underworld is busy collecting blood offerings and has no time to commit evil deeds.

There was no news of any extraordinary genius emerging, so the fact that the Law God came to his side was most likely due to Su Yan's special circumstances.

The Eye of Law blinked but did not speak; it simply sent a thought to the Queen Mother of the West.

"Aren't you afraid I'll secretly influence the strength of my Shadow of Laws if you send it into battle?" The Queen Mother of the West found this very amusing and laughed.

The Eye of Law blinked again, and a thought continued to enter the Empress's senses.

"Pfft. Hahahaha." The Queen Mother of the West was taken aback for a moment upon hearing this, then burst into laughter: "You guys are really ruthless!"

With Su Yan already possessing the Six-Eyed Lightning, the Compassionate Mother, and the Shadow of Yinglong, even the highest-level Heavenly Tribulation could not harm him unless the Heavenly Tribulation was replaced by Heavenly Punishment to take Su Yan's life.

However, this is unreasonable. The original purpose of the Heavenly Tribulation was because the number of cultivators was saturated. Therefore, Youchao added the law of eliminating useless things to the laws of nature.

Useless things can only eat handouts; they cannot hoard resources and do nothing, wasting spiritual energy.

When Su Yan was undergoing his tribulation, he was suspected of cheating and shirking his duties. In the eyes of the laws of heaven and earth, this was considered a disregard for the existence and authority of the laws of heaven and earth.

However, since the laws of heaven and earth had no evidence to warrant divine punishment, after Youchao's approval, the laws of heaven decided to teach Su Yan a lesson so that he would deeply understand that the laws of heaven and earth cannot be challenged and that he needed to maintain a sense of awe.

Su Yan's True Immortal Tribulation will involve facing the phantom of the Queen Mother of the West, who possesses a law that kills anyone who touches her.

In a sense, when the Queen Mother of the West appeared in the tribulation of lightning, it was no longer a tribulation of heaven, but could be classified as a divine punishment.

Due to the laws of nature, this clearly excessive heavenly tribulation could not kill those undergoing tribulation.

While the laws of heaven and earth seem to be considering this, the Queen Mother of the West is probably also unwilling to accept their suggestion.