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Sister Xi picked up the fox and walked outside, refusing Su Yan's pitiful request.
Although she could erase the official seal, she couldn't quite understand why Su Yan wanted to erase it. This thing hanging on a living thing was equivalent to Princess Wuxi's personal presence.
Living in the Xia Yu demon clan is something that even they would beg for. Sister Xi'er thought that after the official seal was erased, Su Yan might regret it so much that he would roll on the ground, or even secretly curse her behind her back, so she refused his request.
If Su Yan wants an official seal of the third rank or higher, Sister Xi'er doesn't know where to find it for him.
Although she once stood at the pinnacle of power, she did indeed hold the official seal, which had greater influence.
But that was in the past. Xi'er's greatest privilege now is that she can wander around the palace, and when she has nothing to do, she can squat in the corner to eavesdrop on the gossip inside, or squat in the bushes to see if the woods will turn into a happy forest.
"Sister Xi'er, where are we going?"
"Of course I'm going shopping! I can only show up openly during the New Year period every year. At other times, because of the white cloth covering my face, I can't openly stroll around the streets. It's so boring!"
Sister Xi raised her finger and pointed at the strangely dressed or even naked foreign cultivators on the street, and said to Su Yan with a straight face, "Besides, I have no money!"
"I used to always pay interest-free, but that girl is too fussy. I've found a new fox outside!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 83 Tushan Clan (Please continue reading)
"Let's begin! Let's break this boulder on our chests! Cultivators below the Foundation Establishment stage are welcome to smash as many times as they like. One ounce at a time, and if you kill someone, you'll get a pound of spirit stones back!"
There are more cultivators from other places on the streets of Xia Yu, and they wear all kinds of clothes. The food stalls and trinkets that used to be there are now many swindlers who are using methods that ordinary people cannot understand to commit fraud.
Su Yan even saw female cultivators wearing swimsuits. Their dark skin was paired with what looked like silk strapless tops, and their lower bodies were clad in high wooden clogs and shorts. They were walking arm in arm on the street, laughing and joking. Su Yan looked at the cultivators dressed like this with a face full of question marks as they walked past him.
Xi'er, who had Su Yan on her shoulder, noticed that Su Yan's gaze was vacant, so she followed his gaze and saw the cultivators dressed in even more revealing clothes. Xi'er looked at Su Yan and teased him:
"Twenty-eight beauties' bodies are as crispy as
Secretly, I'll drain your very marrow.
"It's not a matter of being lewd or not; how could there be such erotic clothes on the primitive continent!"
Su Yan shook his head and rejected Xi'er's words. He did not have any ulterior motives towards those cultivators. He was simply surprised that the Primal Continent had such a style of clothing. The clothes they wore were very close to the bikinis that Su Yan had seen in his previous life.
Su Yan had previously wanted to design clothes for the talented woman, but he rejected those designs because they were too revealing. However, he did not expect that the open-mindedness of cultivators in the cultivation world seemed even more outrageous.
“They are cultivators from coastal areas who often go out to sea or into the water. The gorgeous clothes we wear in Xia Yu’s main city are not suitable for people who work underwater.”
Upon hearing Su Yan express his inner confusion, Sister Xi'er offered to answer his questions and resolve his doubts.
Clothing varies from region to region. Cultivators with some travel experience can easily determine the region of origin of a cultivator by their clothing or accessories, and thus make various judgments or inferences about their cultivation compatibility.
Monks living near the sea wear light clothing, and their skin is dark or sunburned; most of them have a water elemental affinity.
The skin of cultivators living in the mountains may also appear dark, but unlike the rough skin of cultivators living near the sea, it has a delicate feel, and they have more of the metal and wood elements.
Cultivators living in plains areas are different, while those living in mountainous areas are a completely different story.
"You'll naturally understand these things once you gain a little experience. But when it comes to true coolness, you have to look at the cultivators in the far west of the Western State. Their undergarments are practically just a single line; that's what you call cool!"
Sister Xi led Su Yan through the streets, blending into the crowd of people dressed in all sorts of strange costumes. They didn't seem out of place at all; instead, they created a subtle sense of harmony. Sister Xi shared her experiences and common sense with Su Yan while squeezing into the front row of the crowd to watch the various entertainment stalls.
When they were enjoying the performance, they would ask Su Yan to give some silver coins as tips to the acrobats.
Although Sister Xi'er could freely enter and leave the palace, and could easily access the court's confidential documents, she could also erase the external avatars of powerful cultivators in the late stage of the Nascent Soul realm with a wave of her hand.
But she really didn't have any copper coins on her. Sister Xi didn't need to eat or drink. In fact, because she was in a ghost state, meditation and breathing exercises wouldn't increase her cultivation level, so Sister Xi no longer needed to cultivate.
Since there's no need for worldly things, they naturally cease to exist.
"I understand a little better now. That's why Princess Wuxi was swearing when she came out with Sister Xi'er."
Su Yan leaned on Xi'er's shoulder, stretched out her body, and gave a big yawn.
When I go shopping with Sister Xi'er, she doesn't buy anything. Instead, she stops and observes at every lively place for a long time before leaving, or she doesn't leave until she has completely seen the excitement.
Princess Wuxi is a straightforward person who does things with a clear purpose. She has already figured out what she wants to do before she goes out, and after she finishes doing that, she goes to do other things. She is always in a hurry.
It would be strange if the two of them could get together. Sister Xi'er is like a retired minister who has nothing but money and free time. So she doesn't need to rush when she does things. Whatever she does is just to pass the time.
"Little Fox"
Sister Xi looked at Su Yan, who was stretching lazily on her shoulder, and asked, "Do you want a new friend?"
"friend?"
Su Yan turned her head to look at Sister Xi'er.
“Look at that girl in green over there.”
Sister Xi pointed to a girl on a stone bridge not far away. She was holding a notebook, writing in it intermittently, occasionally looking up to look at the road, then looking down again to continue writing in the notebook with charcoal.
"She is also a nine-tailed fox, and she must have come to the Xia Yu Dynasty with the Qingqiu Kingdom's envoy delegation."
Qingqiu is the home of the nine-tailed fox, but it is not only home to the nine-tailed fox clan; it is a kingdom of all beasts. The Xia Yu New Year celebration is the most important festival of the year, and all friendly nations will send envoys to offer their congratulations.
The Qingqiu clan usually doesn't concern themselves with worldly affairs and lives a life free from worldly desires. They have everything about the Su clan foxes, except for their love of running around. Once they leave their clan's territory, they simply let themselves go and play.
Therefore, if a nine-tailed fox were to be among the envoys from Qingqiu Kingdom, it would undoubtedly be a nine-tailed fox from the Tushan clan.
When Sister Xi saw Su Yan yawning, she realized he wasn't interested in the roadside performances, so she asked him if he wanted to play with the other children from his clan.
"Tushan Clan"
An exclamation mark suddenly popped up above Su Yan's head, and she waved her hands repeatedly to refuse Sister Xi'er's audacious suggestion.
Forget about the nine-tailed fox clan; Su Yan was truly terrified by her maternal relatives.
Although Su Yan only glanced at the fox, the girl from the Tushan clan was not as weak as she appeared; she possessed considerable cultivation skills, and she clearly noticed Su Yan's gaze.
Tu Shan Lingling looked up and saw Su Yan resting on Xi'er's shoulder. Her brows, which had been furrowed with worry, suddenly relaxed.
"This is incredible, incredible, truly incredible!" Lingling quickly scanned Su Yan's physique. From the perspective of the fox clan's aesthetics, this little fox definitely falls into the category of handsome. The human race's aesthetics are quite similar to those of the fox clan, so in the eyes of the human race, this little fox should also be very beautiful.
"Excuse me, excuse me, thank you."
Tu Shan Lingling, who was originally standing on the stone bridge, closed her book and squeezed towards Su Yan:
"Don't go! You veiled girl, would you be interested in arranging a marriage for the fox? I have plenty of good matches to offer."
When Su Yan saw Tu Shan Lingling walking towards him, he immediately urged Sister Xi'er to leave quickly, as he didn't want to run into his own kind and get stabbed in the back by the fox.
Seeing this, Tu Shan Lingling immediately tried to persuade them to stay, loudly stating her purpose: "Foxes are selling so well! Even if you don't have any thoughts of marriage right now, you can register your information with Lingling. Later, if I have any suitable girls, I can recommend them to you. I guarantee there will be one that you will both like!"
Matchmaker?
I met a writing monster today, writing 60,000 words a day.
A writing room with 10,000 words was destroyed in 45 minutes.
I almost peed my pants from fright.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 84 Underage Matchmaker
"Sigh! The young people in Xia Yu are all so strange. They don't want a normal husband or wife. All they talk about all day is riding a big fox that flies through the sky and spews beams of light, or wanting a tiny fox that they can only hold in their arms."
After catching up with Sister Xi'er and Su Yan, Tu Shan Lingling did not rush to talk about marriage. Instead, she invited the two to a teahouse that was open for all twelve hours of the day as the New Year approached, so that everyone could sit down and have a proper talk about the registration.
Tu Shan Lingling, who had only been in Xia Yu for two days, was already bewildered by the strange quirks of the Xia Yu people.
Young gentlemen prefer foxes that can fly, ideally those that can tread on the void, roar and shake mountains and rivers, and whose demon cores can shatter a mountain. They don't have many requirements for fur color; the most important thing is that the fox looks powerful and has a streamlined body!
The girls wanted a tiny fox, and specified that its fur had to be pure white and that it knew how to be cute and playful!
Tu Shan Lingling was completely stunned the whole time, and almost blurted out, "Are you making fun of me? Are you looking for a husband and wife? It feels like one of you is looking for a mount and the other is looking for a pet?"
"Because of their ancestors, the foxes of the Tushan clan really enjoy helping other living beings find love."
Sister Xi explained to Su Yan, "Moreover, not just anyone can be a matchmaker. To become a qualified matchmaker, one must be a married woman with children and a happy family. Only women with such a family are qualified to act as matchmakers."
"As for why the Tushan clan is so enthusiastic about helping living beings find love, we have to go back to the experience of their ancestors. The Tushan clan's ancestor once had a happy marriage with a powerful human being and they had two intelligent children. Tushan Nujiao wanted to share her happiness and blessings with others, so the profession of matchmaker appeared in the world."
Sister Xi'er originally wanted to say something, but she chose to stop there, not wanting to spoil everyone's fun.
From the perspective of the woman, the story is full of beautiful meaning. However, if we look at it in the context of the eve of the war between tens of thousands of tribes, the matchmaking was actually a very helpless choice. She wanted the clan to have as many children as possible to preserve the clan's lineage.
That period of history is so distant that even the nine-tailed fox of the Tushan clan might not remember it. They only remember the story of their ancestors spreading happiness and blessings. Therefore, Sister Xi'er did not mention those rather unpleasant things.
"Senior, you know me?"
Upon hearing Xi'er's immediate assessment of her identity, Tu Shan Lingling stared at Xi'er with a look of astonishment.
“Besides you guys, I really can’t think of anyone else in the cultivation world who would go around registering information for people on the street,” Sister Xi’er said with a smile.
If you want to play matchmaker, especially a good matchmaker, you naturally need to have a lot of personal information.
Because of the special nature of the matchmaker's profession, there are not many nine-tailed foxes in the Tushan clan who can truly act as matchmakers. On weekdays, those little foxes would go around the streets, find some handsome men and beautiful women, register their information, and record their family background or advantages, as well as their expectations for a spouse.
"Now that you know who I am, would you agree to let me register your child's birth?"
Tu Shan Lingling looked at Xi'er with bright eyes, then looked at Su Yan who was squatting on the table next to her: "I guarantee I can find him a happy marriage. Such a handsome little fox, whether in the human race or the demon race, I believe there are many wealthy and generous girls who would be interested in him!"
Sister Xi looked at Su Yan, who shook his head frantically.
"Huh? Why don't you agree? Don't you have any interest in the opposite sex? Don't worry, we matchmakers are very knowledgeable and have seen all kinds of quirks. We won't reveal the information of those seeking marriage. We swore an oath to the Heavenly Lord when we entered this profession."
Lingling repeatedly assured Su Yan that she hoped he would reveal his basic information and expectations for a spouse.
Therefore, they even went outside the private room and asked the waiter to chop a fragrant chicken leg for them.
"I have no shortage of suitors, so there is no need for me to go out of my way to find them."
Like an old monk in deep meditation, Su Yan, his nostrils filled with the rich aroma of roasted chicken juice, looked at Lingling and said.
"It is precisely because of your abundant romantic opportunities that you need to plant a peach tree at home. With the main wife in charge, the bad romantic encounters will naturally disappear!"
Lingling, who rarely encountered a beautiful fox demon outside of Qingqiu Kingdom, had no intention of backing down easily.
Su Yan was taken aback by Lingling's answer, realizing that what Lingling said really made a lot of sense.
If you keep a tigress at home, it will be difficult for other girls to get close to you, let alone take advantage of you.
However, the reason Su Yan didn't share the information or leave a photo wasn't because he truly had no worldly desires. He was simply worried that when the Tu Shan clan arranged a marriage for him, they would spread his image so that the great foxes of the You Su clan could see it.
Su Yan believed that since the elders of the Su clan had all seen him, they would recognize him when they saw his picture.
"Girl, please find someone else! I don't have any plans to do this right now. Is your entire clan always this difficult to deal with when you ask someone else to register your information?"
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