I have the best bloodline

He quickly withdrew his hand to avoid Princess Wuxi's bite, and kept teasing her with his palm.

"Alright, alright, I won't tease you anymore. I didn't come here today to invite you to go shopping; I just came to feed the little rabbits."

Sister Xi walked into the house, poured the medicinal herbs out of the sack and placed them in front of the Moon Rabbit. She didn't forget to turn around and complain about Princess Wuxi's fiery temper, saying, "You too, didn't you see that I brought the little fox to play with you? You didn't even come out to welcome me. You just jumped up and bit me as soon as you opened your mouth."

"I really don't know how you'll ever get married with a temper like that. Tsk tsk, it's terrifying to even think about it."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 137 The Moon Rabbit Pounds Medicine (Fourth update, bonus chapter for average subscriptions)

"Princess, why do you call Sister Xi'er that woman?"

After wiping the paw pads of his four paws clean on the doormat, Su Yan jumped over the raised threshold and came into the house. He looked at Sister Xi'er, who was kneading the moon rabbit inside, and quietly asked Princess Wuxi why she addressed Sister Xi'er so rudely.

"Then you'll have to ask her! She came out as soon as I received the title, calling herself my great-aunt. Even though she is also a nine-tailed fox grandmother, she should still be careful about how she addresses herself!" Princess Wuxi snorted.

Sister Xi often refers to herself as "Grandma" in front of Princess Wuxi, but Princess Wuxi's real grandma should be Emperor Wusheng.

Therefore, Princess Wuxi was very dissatisfied with Sister Xi'er. How could she humiliate His Majesty Emperor Wusheng like this!

If Your Majesty were like you, spending all your days on official business and not daring to idly stroll around like cockfighting or dog walking, then even the Xia Dynasty would be gone!

"Uh"

Su Yan tried to count the generations between the princess and Emperor Wusheng by counting on his fox-like fingers, and to deduce the generations between Sister Xi'er and the princess, but after counting, Su Yan found that he could not calculate the generations by pushing back two generations.

"You two, don't just stand there, come and see the Moon Rabbit pounding medicine!"

Sister Xi turned around, waved, and invited the two little foxes over to see something interesting.

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A question mark appeared above Princess Wuxi's head, and the phrase "Moon Rabbit pounding medicine" kept echoing in her mind.

The Moon Rabbit? That speechless glutinous rice ball is actually the famous mythical beast Moon Rabbit, who possesses the elixir of immortality?

Princess Wuxi didn't believe what Sister Xi'er said. She jumped to Sister Xi'er's side and lay down on Su Yan's body, staring intently at the snow-white rabbit who was enjoying the medicinal herbs for her lunch after being stroked so well.

After chewing on a large amount of dried spiritual plants, the snow-white rabbit's fur gradually turned a light pink, and a very peculiar diamond-shaped mark appeared on its forehead.

Moon rabbits have a very small appetite, needing only a small amount of fruits, vegetables, and hay. They don't require special care and have an incredibly strong vitality, being immune to all infectious diseases and toxins. Even the most potent poisons that can kill an earth fairy are like cold water to a moon rabbit.

However, the Moon Rabbit also has a drawback: raising a Moon Rabbit requires an enormous amount of wealth and extraordinary connections.

The Moon Rabbit's innate ability is to make pills. It can make everything from legendary immortal elixirs to ordinary Qi-refining and spirit-cultivating pills. However, there is a prerequisite for activating the pill formulas sealed within the Moon Rabbit's innate ability.

The goal is to feed the moon rabbit the corresponding medicinal herbs.

The Moon Rabbit can perform detailed pharmacological analysis of the medicinal herbs it swallows, down to the meridians, and store the results in its head. It can also combine the properties of herbs it has previously consumed to deduce a prescription for a elixir that it desires.

Rather than crafting elixirs, moon rabbits are more likely to deduce all existing or nonexistent miraculous elixirs in the world.

The ancestors of the Moon Rabbit deduced the elixir of immortality, which could make any creature become an immortal by consuming it!

This was also the most glorious moment for the mythical beast Moon Rabbit clan.

"When the moon rabbit absorbs pharmacological knowledge, its body will turn pink. But you must also remember that although the moon rabbits are immune to all poisons, they are very sensitive to excessive water intake. When feeding the moon rabbits, remember to feed them mainly dried spiritual plants."

Sister Xi explained to the two of them, and casually patted the Moon Rabbit's head. The light pink color on the Moon Rabbit's body completely faded away like the tide, and it became no different from an ordinary snow rabbit. Then, it happily rubbed against Sister Xi's palm.

This is the kind person who saved it last time; the Moon Rabbit still remembers that Sister Xi saved it in its extraordinary memory.

"So the pink color it had last time was due to its epiphany after consuming the herbs," Su Yan said with a look of sudden realization. No wonder this moon rabbit was different from the one he had seen before.

"No! The pink color it showed in the cage was a stress response. If you had touched it carelessly, it would have poisoned you." Sister Xi corrected Su Yan's misconception: "There are actually differences between the two shades of pink. You can tell if you observe carefully."

"It's poisonous too?" Su Yan looked at the round glutinous rice ball in front of her with a shocked expression.

Under Su Yan's gaze, the Moon Rabbit tilted its head and looked at Su Yan's fox face. An exclamation mark appeared on its head, as if it had remembered something. It hopped in front of Su Yan, stretched out its two little hands, hugged Su Yan's cheeks, and rubbed against him happily.

He was with a big, kind guy, the same kind guy who had saved him last time!

After rubbing against Su Yan, the Moon Rabbit hugged Princess Wuxi's cheek, who was lying on Su Yan, and rubbed against her cheek with obvious affection.

This is a kind person who provides me with food and shelter, plays with me, and even shows me the Gulu magic trick!

The room is full of nice people I like!

In the simple mind of the little moon rabbit, there are two kinds of creatures in the world: good and bad.

The term "bad guy" is a new word that Moon Rabbit only learned recently after being kidnapped by the Nightmare Town Cult.

After rubbing against Princess Wuxi, Moon Rabbit rubbed against Su Yan, then ran to Sister Xi'er and rubbed against her. In the end, Moon Rabbit's eyes were filled with circles as it collapsed to the ground, completely confused.

"There are so many good people everywhere," the dizzy moon rabbit thought to itself in amazement.

"What was Sister Xi'er trying to say just now?" Su Yan looked at the Moon Rabbit lying on the ground, belly up, and inexplicably thought of Jiao Nanwu. He looked at Sister Xi'er, who had been interrupted by the Moon Rabbit's mischievousness, with a dark expression.

"What did I say? That's right! Moon rabbits cannot consume too much water in their daily diet, otherwise it will dilute the damp poison in their bodies and pollute the surrounding land through excretion."

Startled by the question, Sister Xi thought for a moment before remembering what she had just wanted to say, and then explained to the two foxes.

Sister Xi brought Su Yan to the princess's place today not to show him around the imperial city, but to teach the two little ones about the characteristics of the moon rabbit. When the little moon rabbit is sent back to the moon rabbit territory, she will take the two little foxes to the moon rabbit territory to recognize the location and the rabbit.

If you build a good relationship with the Moon Rabbit Clan, you can ask them for help in the future if you need any elixirs or helper, based on your connection with the Nine-Tailed Fox and the favor you did to save a Moon Rabbit.

This was a huge favor, so Sister Xi specially brought Su Yan and Wu Xi along.

In this way, the Moon Rabbit would owe the three of them a favor. Su Yan's repeated calls of "Sister Xi'er" were definitely worth it!

"The poison of dampness? Does it refer to decay?" Princess Wuxi asked, her face full of confusion. After thinking about the courtyard that had turned into a rotten swamp, she asked her great-aunt.

"Huh? You wouldn't..." Sister Xi looked at Princess Wuxi with a face full of surprise.

"I was hungry after I finished my cultivation last night, and there was nothing to eat in the kitchen, so I ate some tomatoes and cucumbers. The glutinous rice ball probably heard the noise and came over to show that it wanted some too."

Princess Wuxi looked at the warm, soft, and adorable glutinous rice ball, and then recalled the stinking puddles that had appeared in the backyard, causing her cheeks to twitch involuntarily.

She didn't wake up naturally today; her fox-like nose was roused by the stench. When she opened her eyes, she saw a rotting, foul-smelling ditch in the backyard.

Princess Wuxi immediately thought that the landslide might have been caused by a burst sewage pipe in her residence.

Previously, Princess Wuxi had scolded the eunuchs because she thought they had failed to supervise properly and had not discovered the collapse caused by the burst sewage pipe in the backyard. She never expected that a single bout of diarrhea by the Moon Rabbit would pollute dozens of square meters of land into a highly toxic swamp.

That is to say, the incident happened in his own residence. If it had happened in another residence, those eunuchs and palace maids would probably have been beaten to death.

Princess Wuxi thought to herself, her face full of black lines.

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Chapter 138 The North Sea Dragon Clan (Please Subscribe)

Arriving at Princess Wuxi's backyard and standing in front of her dressing room, Su Yan finally saw what the 'Yin Chao Poison' that Sister Xi'er had mentioned was.

There exists a more advanced array within the imperial city than underfloor heating, allowing the imperial city to be physically spring-like all year round, with different flowers blooming at the same time in each season.

The backyard, which should have been lush with green grass, was transformed into a putrid swamp by the dampness and poison. Streams of purplish-black bubbles rose from it, and when they burst, they released a strange, sweet fragrance that made people feel weak and powerless.

With a face full of curiosity, Su Yan raised its front paw and used a fox-like paw to slap the bluestone on the ground into the swamp. The bluestone began to quickly corrode and dissolve upon contact with the swamp, merging into the swamp like a liquid and becoming one with it.

This incredible scene left Su Yan speechless, so much so that his gaze kept lingering on the stinking swamp and the moon rabbit surrounded by tiny bubbles of happiness.

The diarrhea products of moon rabbits are truly remarkable.

"Sister Xi'er, do you have anything you can put in it? I feel like I could scoop out a spoonful for self-defense!"

Finally, Su Yan looked at Sister Xi'er and asked if she had anything that could contain the Yin Tide Poison, as he felt he could keep some for self-defense.

"An ordinary jade bottle can suffice, but the dampness poison is useless against it. If you really want to obtain a rare poison..."

Before Sister Xi'er finished speaking, she raised her right hand and aimed it at the putrid swamp covering hundreds of square meters in front of her. The entire Princess's mansion suddenly shook. The swamp, whose weight was unknown, was directly picked up by Sister Xi'er's telekinetic technique and refined by her powerful magic. In the end, only a single drop of water radiating light remained on the hundreds of square meters of land.

The water droplets are as dark as a starry sky, with beautiful starlight inside, just like the night sky.

Sister Xi conjured a bottle in the air with her bare hands, then manipulated a drop of starlight into it, saying:

"The poison of dampness is just a toxin. What the Moon Rabbit really uses to protect itself is 'Starlight Divine Water,' a supernatural power that can erode spiritual vision, divine sense, and the affinity between cultivators."

Sister Xi looked at Su Yan and said, "This is also one of the pursuits of all water-based cultivators on their cultivation path."

Although the Yin Damp Poison also possesses a unique toxicity, it is merely something that the Moon Rabbit, when it has an upset stomach, loses control of its innate supernatural power and is diluted with water. Compared to the Starlight Divine Water, it is a world of difference.

"Place it deep inside your storage ring. If you accidentally knock it over, throw it away along with the storage ring. Unless your cultivation has reached the Earth Immortal realm, Starlight Divine Water is an incurable poison that kills instantly upon contact."

Despite the fact that Su Yan himself said he would scoop out a spoonful of such a dangerous substance for self-defense, Sister Xi'er still repeatedly reminded Su Yan about the proper use of the Starlight Divine Water.

"Is it one of the Three Divine Waters?"

Su Yan looked at the water droplets inside the transparent container, which emitted a dim starlight, and her eyes sparkled.

Su Yan didn't know anything about the Yin Dampness Poison, but he knew a lot about the Starlight Divine Water.

The effects of Starlight Divine Water are described in great detail, but its actual use is very simple: it directly removes the divine consciousness that originally existed in a cultivator's body, destroying the foundation of their cultivation and completely bringing a high-ranking cultivator down to the mortal realm.

After being exposed to the Starlight Divine Water, no matter how talented a cultivator is, they will be unable to sense spiritual energy, and their physique will be inferior to that of a trained mortal.

This is an extremely terrifying water-based supernatural power.

Su Yan knew these things because of the knowledge passed down from her father.

Su Yan inherited the water element, so his cultivation was naturally taught by his dragon father.

Starlight Divine Water, Sunlight Divine Water, and Moonlight Divine Water can be combined into the legendary Three Lights Divine Water.

That is a sacred healing medicine in the cultivation world, whose powerful effects can even revive the dead.

Back then, the old father held Su Yan's head down and pointed to the Three Lights Divine Water in the picture, saying: "If you achieve the position of Earth Immortal in the future and do not awaken the Winter Affinity, then you should start with the Sunlight Divine Water, then evolve it into Moonlight Divine Water, and then blend and adjust it to create Starlight Divine Water!"

The cultivation method for the Three Divine Waters of the Sun, Moon, and Stars was sealed in Su Yan's mind, but he didn't care about these things. His father had already made it very clear that this was a supernatural power that could only be accessed by those who had achieved the Earth Immortal level. Before Su Yan reached the Earth Immortal level, he couldn't force it out even if he burst the bell.

The Three Divine Waters were a promise Ao Renlin made to Su Yan, meant to motivate him to cultivate diligently. It was also a precaution in case of unforeseen circumstances, so that even if Su Yan left his parents, he wouldn't be without any magical abilities for self-defense.