The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

Can I hit you?

"I'd love to see you get a bruise on your left cheek~" Hisoka said, hands on his hips, his eyes crinkling into two fox-like slits with delight. "But we can't just fight like that. I haven't forgotten the oath we made before, but Chrollo has, so I'll remind you again. If a battle breaks out, I'll give it my all."

Kuroro stared coldly at Hisoka.

"That's not all, is it? What are your additional motives?"

"I won't tell you if Kuroro doesn't know." Hisoka put his finger to his lips. "We can start fighting anytime, but the battle will definitely not be easy. Look forward to our fierce clash, my dear~"

Kuroro: ...

Although Kuroro didn't know, the espers did.

Kusuo Saiki heard Hisoka's inner thoughts.

Chapter 153 Zoldyck Two-Day Trip

It turns out that Hisoka had been struggling to find an opportunity to fight Chrollo one-on-one, and when he decided to try something else, Illumi suddenly contacted him.

He said that, barring any unforeseen circumstances, he would be officially joining the Phantom Troupe, and hoped that he would stop bothering their leader.

Before Hisoka could even make his statement about freedom of battle, Illumi said that if they were willing to trick Chrollo onto the ship bound for the Dark Continent and have him undergo the Zoldyck's targeted trials, he would help create a space where only Chrollo and Hisoka could be present, so that the two could have a good fight.

Hisoka now knows that Alluka possesses some strange abilities, so he is not worried about whether Illumi can fulfill the vow he made.

Kusuo Saiki: Isn't this really betraying the leader, bro?!

Oh dear, what kind of mess is this?

Hearing Hisoka's inner thoughts, Kusuo Saiki gradually fell silent. Why did Illumi dare to make such a confident promise? Was it really that simple? Chrollo wasn't someone to be easily fooled. This made him think of Illumi in the apocalyptic timeline... Could it be...?

Inside the elevator, Kuroro already knew that his female companion's perception of him was not conducive to his development, but he did not simply give up on this target. Instead, he invited his female companion to leave on the second floor. The moment the elevator doors closed, Kuroro knocked her unconscious with a karate chop.

Kusuo Saiki: This is truly an unforgivable scumbag.

When the elevator reached the first floor, Kusuo Saiki disappeared on the spot and returned to the Zoldyck family home.

He had only been in the Dark Continent for a few days, and in those few days, the Zoldyck family had not changed much.

"Wow! You scared me! Brother Nanxiong, don't scare people like that."

Oh, that voice is Miki.

When Saiki Kusuo turned around, he saw a tall, big-eyed boy who was about 1.8 meters tall, with a slightly muscular build, but not fat.

"What are you surprised about, bro? Is it because I looked a little chubby when we met a few days ago? Ah, I'm not really sure, I just felt a little lighter after going to the bathroom." Milluki said loudly, his smugness practically written all over his face.

You know perfectly well enough. You can't weigh the same as before; you've grown quite a bit taller.

"elder brother……!"

Oh, that's Kurt's voice! Kusuo Saiki turned around.

I saw a very familiar outfit: a kimono.

Kurt has returned to normal.

Kusuo Saiki greets: "Killua and Alluka's coordinates."

That's what I was thinking, but suddenly a scream that almost pierced an ordinary person's eardrum came.

"ah--!"

To be honest, I've missed hearing this kind of voice after so long.

"Machiki's girlfriend!!"

"Huh?! Milluki's girlfriend!? This girl is only fourteen years old!" came the familiar voice of a cool and arrogant little boy.

"Fourteen is already in puberty, so what if he has a girlfriend?" Millet retorted.

You guys are so precocious.

Kusuo Saiki looked up at the source of the sound.

The white-haired Killua squatted cross-legged on the rooftop. "Come on, even Kusuo-san doesn't have a girlfriend."

Human emotions don't need that.

“Idiot! This girl is Nanxiong-nii. I recognized her the first time I met her,” Milluki said.

I seem to remember that you mistook me for your girlfriend the first time we met.

The two children were still as lively as ever. After arguing for a while, everyone finally accepted the premise that Kusuo Saiki had undergone gender reassignment surgery.

“The Dark Continent really has everything…” Kikyo covered his mouth with his fan, his electronic eyes flashing with surprise.

Why are girls called "baby"? They're clearly dressed, don't make it sound like they're running around naked.

"Nanxiong, come with Mom for a moment." Kiju lifted the hem of her skirt and walked into the house.

Wait, I have something else to ask.

"Come here! Nanxiong! Are you going to disobey your mother too? You used to be such a well-behaved child..."

Uh, bringing up the mother's identity is really cunning; I have no intention of dress-up play.

"Yama-onna, hurry up and prepare some snacks! Especially that thing called coffee jelly, isn't it ready yet?"

Kusuo Saiki immediately followed closely behind.

Thinking about it carefully, it's necessary to take a break from time to time and try some coffee jelly.

Even though he knew he was about to face a terrifying trial of wearing countless different clothes.

He changes clothes all day long. Kikyo has longed for a girl in the family, even though there are six boys. The women's clothes range from very young to adult, from youthful to retro, and there is all sorts of styles.

In order to change clothes smoothly, Kusuo Saiki even increased the intensity of his superpower suppressor, which is where the convenience of the new version of the suppressor lies.

However, the side effect of increasing the suppressor strength is that he gets tired easily. By nightfall, Kusuo Saiki had no heart to ask anyone any questions. Wearing the cute killer bear pajamas that Kijo had prepared for him, he went back to his room and fell asleep immediately.

Next door, the real Xiao Xiang is writing a letter.

Master Illumi, Master Kusuo has returned to the Zoldyck family in a female form. Judging from his abilities, he should indeed be the real Master Kusuo...

Xiao Xiang was writing furiously to inform Ilmi.

Illumi should be in the Dark Continent right now. There's no internet in the Dark Continent, so how can this information be transmitted?

Xiao Xiang burned the paper, and a message was thus transmitted to a distant place.

It seems that the Dark Continent, like Greed Island, has developed many amazing items.

Well, that was expected.

After reading it, Kusuo Saiki went back to sleep.

The next day, Kusuo Saiki finally had some free time and gathered his younger brothers together to question them properly.

Illumi's itinerary after his departure.

"Sometimes I go home, but most of the time I'm away from home."

That's normal; Illumi has always been like that.

"In the nearly one year before boarding the ship, the number of assassin missions accepted was 50% less than in previous years."

Wasn't he usually the most stubborn? What happened?

"But I haven't lost any money. Last year I was charged money twice, and each time it was a large sum."

He's definitely joined the Phantom Troupe, and he's even sharing the spoils!

For every question from Kusuo Saiki, Milluki would open the file, find the answer, and then immediately close it.

"Brother, we've never peeked at your things!"

"This is my brother's income statement!!"

Okay, I know you're afraid of Illumi.

"Brother, are you doubting something about Brother Illumi...?" Alluka sat down next to him, hugging her teddy bear. "No way! Brother Illumi is so good to us! He even gives us pocket money regularly!"

Is this how you exposed your whereabouts to him?

"Looking at your information makes me nervous, can't we look at something else... By the way, bro, your company has made a lot of money over the years!"

These are all external things, so please don't tell me how much money I actually made.

"But my older brother used it all to invest in new businesses."

“We were also puzzled as to why my older brother would take your money, but after he went to our father, he agreed.”

Kusuo Saiki pondered.

Illumi still respects his property, and this is a breakthrough point. Why would he use it?

Kusuo Saiki took off his thin gloves.

Touch those archived documents, and spiritual divination will tell him the answer.

"Oh, it's all on the computer. It's the technological age now, man."

Kusuo Saiki silently put his gloves back on.

Milluki: "A lot has happened in a year and a half!"

Alluka: "Yes, both my brother and Gon..."

Killua suddenly covered Alluka's mouth.

Without the Chimera Ant arc, Killua should have continued traveling with Gon; any changes would simply add another character, Alluka.

There's no reason for Xiao Jie to be in danger now, is there?

"Well, um... Gon isn't here right now, but..." Killua stammered.

"If you really need to know, brother..."

I already know that Xiao Jie is still alive, that's all that matters.

"Huh? Does that mean no one has to tell us?"

Then say what you have to say.

"Well, anyway! I realized that Alluka is always kept at home. For so many years, I've felt guilty for not being a good older brother. I just went out to play by myself and didn't take Alluka with me. During the New Year, I let Alluka stay at home instead of going out to eat delicious food and watch festivals... those are so much fun!" Killua listed his faults word by word, staring straight at Milluki, who was also one of the triplets.