The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

The loudspeaker announced after a long absence: "Attention all attackers, there are 10 minutes left until the end of this siege!"

The countdown has officially begun, but the score is still 50 points short. The Zoldyck kids have already had enough of tormenting each other, and even the butler had long since stopped hurting each other. Now, seeing the score, they reluctantly put on their strong defense again, attacking each other one point at a time.

The red team's brigade members are Nobunaga and Machi. Nobunaga has already been punched twice by his comrade for no reason.

"Hey! You guys did this on purpose, didn't you!" Nobunaga shouted.

Phinks: "Who cares if I just mark the red circle?"

Feitan: "You get more points when different teams play against each other."

Nobunaga: "Then why wasn't Machi attacked?"

Finks: "Who dares to hit Machi?"

Uvogin: "I don't usually hit women."

Nobunaga: "So you guys were just targeting me, weren't you! Attack Hisoka!! You bastards! I'll cut you all down!"

Feitan: "Go outside and fight us. If you fight us now, all the beatings we just took will have been for nothing."

Uvogin: "The commander's orders are the highest priority, and I will definitely fight back."

Nobunaga: "What kind of prank is this! Hisoka! Stop running away and give our little pervert back!!"

It turns out she really is called Xiao Se.

Nearby, Kuroro leisurely did some stretching exercises, loosening his muscles and twisting his neck, and said, "Should we join in too?"

Who are you "we"? I am now a vulnerable woman.

"That's exactly why. If you still had Nen, I wouldn't dare let you make a move, but now I'm sure you don't. Different teams can score more points by attacking each other, and we happen to be on different teams. Everyone else is working hard, so it wouldn't be good for us to just watch."

I can watch the show, but you go and fight Hisoka.

...Oh, Kuroro and Hisoka are on the same team, I see. He doesn't fight because it's better to leave the opportunity for the Blue Team to attack.

"Just believe me, I genuinely want Team Blue to win, so Hisoka can rule the world..."

Even a world that explodes the next second would be better than that.

The two reached an agreement, and Kusuo Saiki finally raised his fist.

For the first time in his life, he was about to clench his fist and launch a full-force attack on a vulnerable person, and he felt a little flustered.

That's too dangerous, let's be gentler.

"I'm not a weak person. Since I've run out of Nen, I'll go all out. I'll defend with my full strength." Kuroro put his hands in his pockets, leaned down slightly, and looked at Saiki Kusuo at eye level.

"Actually, my telepathic ability is called telepathy, and the thing on your shoulder is one of the conditions."

Kusuo Saiki glanced at his shoulder and then noticed that a small American Shorthair cat brooch had appeared on it.

Who would have thought that this cute little thing was actually a telepathy eavesdropping device?

"In addition, there are requirements that the distance should be within three meters and that the head should be at the same level as the distance for clearer hearing."

Kusuo Saiki decisively took four steps back, moving out of the precise three-meter range.

Kuroro blinked, not minding the distance between them: "You can rest assured, I don't really want to eavesdrop anymore. There's still a height difference between us, and my neck is already tired. So, here's the condition: you'll know later when I can't hear what you're thinking, like right now."

"If you want to communicate, why don't you speak up, Qi Mu?"

I'm all set. Where do you want to get punched? Wouldn't it be perfect to punch your chin based on the height difference?

Kuroro: ^^...Although I can't hear it, I can totally guess it.

He took out the book "The Thief's Manual" from his coat pocket, removed the bookmark and moved it to a different position, but at the same time his finger remained on the removed page, which is the ability called synchronous sound transmission.

"I'm ready, attack! I won't block for the sake of points..."

Kusuo Saiki took two big steps forward and threw a punch at him.

Well, although the action looks like she's about to hit a home run, a fist without superpowers, no matter how hard she tries, is still just a girl's strength.

What is that sound? Is Hisoka getting beaten up or Nobunaga getting beaten up?

"Damn it, Kuroro! Are you alright?!"

Wait, what could possibly happen to Kuroro?

"Was that the regimental commander who just flew over? I'm not mistaken, am I?"

Wait a minute, I see. He used his ability to fly, right?

"Hey you pink-haired guy over there, are you looking for death? Is this your declaration of war against the Phantom Troupe?"

No, I'm just an ordinary person now, don't bother ordinary people.

"Oh my, I never expected our lord to be so unassuming."

This guy is still alive.

"Hmm~ So this is the lord who impersonated Xiao Nanxiong? I feel like I've seen him somewhere before..."

Things are getting complicated. Has Hisoka recognized me?

"Hisoka! She's with you, isn't she!" Nobunaga seized the opportunity to slash at Hisoka with his sword.

I will never be with Hisoka, nor with any of you villains.

Hisoka released the rubber beneath his feet and took off to dodge: "No way, don't use this to ambush me!"

"Time's up!" The loudspeaker announced the deadline, and the score stopped.

Feitan, who had already rushed to Hisoka's side, clicked his tongue and continued to fire bullets from the tip of his umbrella at Hisoka.

The surroundings quieted down considerably, and it took a long time before Kusuo Saiki dared to look up.

There was a hole in the wall that stretched straight ahead of her.

Amidst the smoke and dust, a figure slowly emerged, followed by something hopping and skipping behind it.

"What a surprise! How could someone who went to such lengths still be fooled? How did they manage to hide it from me?"

I'm not lying, I genuinely didn't know I still had this power even after losing my superpowers.

"Luckily, I was vigilant and used my seatbelt..."

"Safe Kangaroo ability: When an attack is about to cause me serious damage, it will take the damage for me."

Was the person who came up with this ability a traffic policeman or a driver?

"Don't you have anything to explain to me?" Kuroro asked. "If I hadn't been more careful, I probably would have broken my bones by now."

Well, it's good that you're still alive...

Kusuo Saiki looked away, unable to meet his gaze.

"Hahaha, you idiot! Your brother is the white-haired heir of the Zoldyck family. Not only is he incredibly talented, but we Zoldycks open at least three doors when we enter a house, and we weigh at least 16 tons on each hand. Underestimating your brother is your problem!" Killua shouted loudly from above.

Kuroro paused for a moment: "I see, I was careless."

The loudspeaker blared again: "Now, the results of the siege are announced!"

Everyone looked up at the score. The final blow from Saiki Kusuo added a full 20 points to the Blue Team, which was the highest critical hit score, and thus the Blue Team's score surpassed that of the Red Team.

"Congratulations, Lord Saiki Kusuo, on conquering three new territories!"

The Thief's Ultimate Technique in Chrollo's hand disappeared, meaning that both abilities had been canceled. He passed by Saiki Kusuo and whispered, "Even with pink hair, you're still the Zoldyck successor. Your brother wanted to warn me about this, right? I also want to make it clear to you that the Phantom Troupe is on good terms with the Zoldycks now. I will no longer infringe on the Lord's privacy."

Kuroro simply walked over to the group members, and Kusuo Saiki rubbed his slightly itchy ears.

Without superpowers, many experiences become ordinary.

Kuroro just emphasized the Lord, right? He seems to be hoping that the Lord's Chess will be used properly and that the Phantom Troupe won't be arbitrarily stripped of their various powers.

Even if he loses his superpowers, he will never abuse everyone's human rights for nothing.

"Huh? Wait a minute, is it really going to be taken off?! Alluka, Alluka, hold down the clothes!"

What happened? It's like the channel suddenly changed.

"Brother! My hand is moving by itself!"

What happened to Alluka? Hey, I can't see anything up there at all... Wait, what's this scene...?

Hisoka, as the lord of the Red Team, has fulfilled his promise! The Red Team members are all taking off their clothes!

"Qi Mu, it's best if you don't want to see a lot of naked people..."

Kusuo Saiki turned around at the sound and first saw the coat on the ground, then he saw Kuroro, shirtless, unbuckling his belt. It was that shirtless guy in the coat!

In the background, there is Machi with her hair down, and Nobunaga who is almost naked but has been given a piece of clothing by Phinks so that he is not naked!

Sensing the impending disaster if things slowed down any further, Kusuo Saiki immediately summoned the Lord's Chess: "Return all the power that has been taken away!"

The terrible scene was then brought to a stop.

After the siege ended, everyone returned to the territory they had left in. Kusuo Saiki and his brothers returned to the outskirts of Love City, only to be welcomed by people who had taken the form of dark creatures.

"Welcome, my lord!"

"The fight was so exciting, especially that last punch!"

"I gave it a perfect score of 10,000!! But it was removed as the highest score, how awful!"

These guys were the audience members from earlier, so they've stopped pretending, huh?

"My lord, you can now stay in the most luxurious hotel, or even a villa! After the siege is won, any lord who comes to challenge you will need to possess at least half of the lord's pieces you hold to challenge your territory!"

So, does that mean they won't be defeated one by one?

That sounds a bit safer.

As his younger brothers ran into the city to see the new sights, Kusuo Saiki let out a long yawn.

Now that I'm just an ordinary person, my superpowers have been fully activated and depleted, and my body is more exhausted than ever before.

"Hey bro, let's have a water gun fight! It'll be dawn in two hours anyway!"

Then go to sleep! Don't stay up all night!

Killua grabbed a water gun and cocked it like a professional weapon: "We're all full of energy, right! Alluka, Kalto!"

"Heh, the most important thing is that I want revenge. Allukacuto, you two aren't going to side with Killua, are you?"

"Kurt doesn't know, but Alluka is absolutely on my side! You can tell even with your toes, right?"