The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

"Hey, who are you calling a gorilla! Nobunaga, you come here too, let me see what kind of little monkey you used to be!"

"Pfft, I don't want to. I know my own birthday. Want Phinks to come?"

"I don't want prophetic poems or birthdays, and neither do I want Feitan."

It's completely unrelated to birthdays now; people who look back probably don't even know when their birthday is.

“Let’s see what kind of monkey the commander used to be,” Uvogin said.

Finally, someone knows that your guild leader is also a monkey, not some god descended from heaven.

"Hey, how dare you call the commander a monkey!"

“Children all look a lot like monkeys. Generally, babies aren’t considered conventionally beautiful when they’re first born,” Kuroro said calmly. “But I know my birthday, Uvogin.”

Xiao Di: "I'm very curious about the leader's past. I feel like the leader must not have come from an ordinary family."

Kuroro: "Generally speaking, only ordinary families would abandon their children."

"But there must have been some unusual celestial phenomena when the commander was born, like lightning and thunder."

"I think the commander must have had a very big head when he was born."

"Commander... he might have been able to speak from birth."

"That's an exaggeration, but the leader probably learned the language just a few hours after he was born by listening to the people around him talk."

Kusuo Saiki: That's me with telepathy. How could anyone normally say all the words of a language to a baby?

"Ah! Commander, you're willing to watch now!"

"In this situation, I have to open the book to prove that I was a normal child in the past, don't I?" Kuroro's voice was tinged with helplessness.

The tour group's rooms were quiet again.

Why are so many people still keeping quiet? Why don't you speak up? What did you see? Did you see a baby with dark circles under his eyes who can solve a nine-linked puzzle?

"Commander..."

What's wrong? Speaking in a lot of breath isn't a good habit, hurry up and tell me.

"The crib is made of the finest wood!"

This kind of thing doesn't matter!

"When I last saw this material, it seemed to be more expensive than jewelry?"

The item that these thieves are interested in must be quite valuable. Could it be that Kuroro was actually born into a wealthy family? How could such a family abandon their child?

"The nanny is on page 2!"

It was born ahead of most humans.

"The background is a floor-to-ceiling window, right? And there's a big garden outside? Was the commander born in a villa?"

"Is it possible that he is a prince?"

"How could a prince be thrown into Meteor City? But the captain is so smart..."

At this moment, everyone thought of many melodramatic scenarios. For example, a prince and a slave switching identities, babies being switched at birth, or a child being framed in a power struggle.

Who would have thought Kuroro's birth was like this? After becoming a top-tier villain, he discovered his parents had accidentally lost him. So what to do now? Should he turn over a new leaf? Leading a powerful team of Nen users home to inherit the throne, he uses his intellect to eliminate rivals, build his business, and thus reach the pinnacle of life.

What kind of script is this?

"A week later, the nanny was still carrying the group leader. Is this the kitchen? Mom and Dad haven't shown up at all."

"Two weeks later, she'll still be a nanny, but the group leader will be in the study. She's so young, yet she already loves books, and her clothes are so gorgeous."

"Speaking of which, why does the captain even remember his own surname? Lucilfer, Kuroro Lucilfer. If you read it formally, there is actually a 'Furu' after Lucilfer, but it is usually omitted because it is too long. A six-character name already takes up a lot of space."

“Some of us gave ourselves the name, and some had the name on our clothes when we were discovered, but I remember the leader said it himself. Many people have told him that his name was too long and they couldn’t remember it, so they asked him to change it.”

"When I was a kid, I always called the leader Kuro. I didn't want to call him by any more words."

"The current name is also very good, with only two characters."

I hope his current name isn't "Regimental Commander".

The discussion led to this question.

"—Commander, how old were you when you were abandoned?"

Kuroro didn't say much, and everyone waited quietly until the sound of another page being turned.

Kusuo Saiki finally finished brushing his teeth, but didn't leave the bathroom. Hmm, the Phantom Troupe was carrying out a very terrifying plan, and as an ordinary person and next-door neighbor, he needed to hear about their motives to ensure he could explain the situation to the detective if a murder occurred.

"She was still being cared for by a nanny when she was one year old, and she was wearing a gold shawl! The embroidery on it is a dragon, right? The clothes seem a little too big and don't fit her perfectly, but they are definitely very expensive!"

What's going on? Could he really be a prince? There are so many countries in this world, so there are bound to be many princes.

"He was still being cared for by the nanny when he was two years old, but why did the nanny put the group leader in the vat? And why did she make a shushing gesture? Were they playing hide-and-seek?"

"He was already in Meteor City when he was three years old, huh??"

What are you surprised about? Didn't you grow up together? Shouldn't he be in Meteor City at his age?

However, what exactly happened between the ages of two and three is indeed a matter of great concern.

Kuroro: "Why are you surprised? Isn't this a very ordinary story?"

It's a pity that a rich kid ended up in Meteor City; otherwise, with your learning ability, you would have everything you need by now.

Although the thief now has everything he could ever want.

"Hey, didn't any of you notice? That nanny always has her name on her chest; she shares the same last name as me."

“I am that nanny’s child. In such an environment, the owner should not allow the nanny to have children. For two years, she kept me hidden and raised me. When someone came, she would put me in the trash can or tool bucket that she carried with her when cleaning. When no one was around, she would let me play by myself in the area she was cleaning. But I will grow up. It is hard to hide a two-year-old child forever, so she put me in the trash can and abandoned me forever.”

You must have been remembering things since you were little, so why are you looking at that photo album?

"Commander..."

"The leader has been living in a trash can since birth! He was born into Meteor City!"

"From a small trash can to a big trash can."

"A true leader is like the regimental commander, who begins to implement policies from birth..."

Kuroro closed the book, the book making a dull thud to end the conversation.

Chapter 173 Ordinary People Who Are Self-Reliant and Strong

"Alright, have you all satisfied your curiosity? Leisure time is over. Today's mission is simple: find Mimi. The environment here is relatively safe, so we won't arrange for two-person teams. Uvogin, Nobunaga, Phinks, Feitan, and I, the five of us will split into five groups and take different routes to find her. Machi, Shizuku, and Pike, you two go out together. I'll give you directions. Dark creatures can also search memories, so we'll use that to obtain information."

"Commander, should we put this book back?"

"They can still bring some intelligence, so let us stay."

Qi Mukuro breathed a sigh of relief; it was good that they didn't come to his house.

He came out of the bathroom, and Nanmao was still lying on the pillow taking a nap.

The tour group wouldn't be leaving for a while, so he might as well take a nap.

The moment Kusuo Saiki closed his eyes, Nanmao opened his eyes, pulled Kusuo Saiki's blanket up with his tail, and wrote a piece of paper in the air, transmitting some kind of information.

The information consists of only two lines: a name and a coordinate.

Kusuo Saiki woke up once again.

Pushing aside the large cat that was almost pressed against me, light filtered through the curtains, which were blackout but had holes and gaps, scattering and illuminating the entire room.

This way of waking up, and the timing of waking up, both perfectly match the lazy weekend sleeping-in state of contemporary teenagers, which is...

No, it's a level higher than ordinary.

Kusuo Saiki sat up, regaining his senses, and took a deep breath.

A one-bedroom apartment for one person, without any telepathic connection, neither too big nor too small, fully equipped.

Now that he has temporarily bid farewell to the Zoldyck family, the Phantom Troupe, perverts, and all disasters, there may still be ongoing conflicts in various corners of the world, but he can enjoy peace in his own corner... Can you understand that?

No, this is something that many people, even ordinary people, cannot easily understand... [Living alone]!

If you are a real student, and you still live with your parents during your school years, you can't avoid communicating with your parents every day when you get up to go to school.

If you are a working person, you generally cannot own your own house before the age of 30 and still have to live under the same roof with your parents.

For an average middle-aged person, who is likely already married with children, life would be even more hellish.

For the elderly, living alone is no longer a source of enjoyment, but rather a source of worry about whether someone will find them in time to collect their body if they suddenly die!

Well, I got a little excited, so... that's all I can say.

Only in this period of life, before the age of 28, when people are not yet 30, are not burdened by studies, and have no career to clock in for, do they have the least responsibility to own their own house and live a solitary life where no one cares and they can enthusiastically dance the hula at home without anyone giving them any guidance.

That is the highest quality of the ordinary among the masses!

Now that things have come to this, I must dance a grass skirt dance... no, I should change out of my pajamas. Not by using superpowers to instantly change clothes of similar value, but by grabbing the hem of my clothes and pulling them up to take off my upper body in 3 seconds. Although I have been wearing clothes like an ordinary person for many days, this time is slightly different because this time it is a more familiar male body!

The unusual pollutants from next door have all left, and he can now make sounds freely.

The ordinary, inexpensive closet door creaked when opened, and inside, besides school uniforms, were...

A very ordinary plus-size plain white T-shirt! There's no pattern at all. What's going on? Are you even ordinary? Why were you made like this?

Pants match clothes, and there are plain school pants, and even more plain black straight-leg pants! Another word for versatile is ubiquitous. If you see 800 men on the street, 700 of them will be wearing black trousers. If you wear these pants and walk into a crowd, you will immediately be lost in the crowd. If someone is playing the chicken and rabbit game, he can blend in perfectly and become the two-legged animal!

Kusuo Saiki changed into this ordinary outfit with a sense of happiness.

Ask Nanmao for money and go out.

Yes, Nanmao is like another version of himself, so it's definitely true that he lives alone.

The reason he needed money was because Kusuo Saiki was genuinely starving. After maintaining a healthy diet for over ten days, he had suddenly gone hungry all morning, and even his stomach was starting to protest.

There's no way around it; an ordinary person would die if they didn't eat for a day. Now that it's almost noon, he's already half dead.

But after this, he won't ask Nanako for money anymore; Saiki Kusuo has decided to work on weekends.

It's okay to have your money stolen. Ordinary people also experience these unexpected little disasters that bring surprises to life. Solving problems and returning to a normal life through one's own abilities is a great thing that every ordinary person can do.

Kusuo Saiki also deserves this greatness.

Although Nanmao is the creator of this dark continent game, and can have endless wealth as long as she wants, this is not possible.