The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

One minute later, Leorio pounded the ground and cried.

Five minutes later, Leorio collapsed to the ground.

Ten minutes later, Leorio's face turned ashen, and his stomach was making very loud gurgling noises.

Nanmao, go buy him some food.

A red bean bun was tossed in front of Leorio.

Leorio looked up and saw the great god from "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.", with holy light shining behind him...

Nanmao: That's an incandescent light bulb, you idiot.

Just when Kusuo Saiki thought Leorio could leave and he could continue on his way...

"Lord Qi, I want to repent."

He was confessing something to a doll. Kusuo Saiki estimated Leorio's location and tried to go around him from an open space.

No way, there's no way to get around him! Leorio is just too long, standing at 1.93 meters tall. No matter how he's folded up, he'll still fill the entire 1-meter-wide road!

"For a long time, I thought that I had to get into medical school to fulfill the promise I made to my deceased childhood friend..."

The topic was extremely heavy right from the start.

“My childhood friend, Piedo, contracted tuberculosis in his early years. Modern tuberculosis is different; it's clearly a curable disease now, but…”

Hey, don't just start talking to yourself.

However, even with Leorio in such a situation, Kusuo Saiki couldn't simply kick him aside and continue on his way.

Once you put on the mascot costume, you become a mascot, so you have to have some sense of responsibility for the role you're playing, even though he doesn't know anything about Qi Shen!

Kusuo Saiki stood there and listened.

During the Hunter Exam, I saw Leorio release Piedor in a mirage, but regret remains. One of my childhood friends died one year from an illness because they couldn't afford surgery, while the other, interested in medicine, couldn't save lives at that age. Even after gaining a clear understanding of healing methods through later studies, the sense of regret is hard to shake off.

"I know my own personality. I'm proud and love taking responsibility. Sometimes I can't even afford to eat, but I'll still donate money. Even if someone is trying to harm me, I'll still save them even if they lie down and pretend to be dead! I just can't convince myself not to save people! I'm a doctor!"

No, that's too kind. You're already Buddha.

"Everyone around me is a Nen user! The Nen user who heals is a healing-type Nen user. I only realized this when I was rejected earlier. Actually, I already knew this. As an Emission-type Nen user, I'm completely useless!"

Well, where exactly is this not useful? There are plenty of job opportunities here, why do I have to be a doctor in the Dark Continent?

"I thought that after graduation, I could call myself a doctor with some internship skills. But I didn't even meet the basic requirements. I just learned to use modern medical methods to save people with various medicines, to use my emitted spiritual energy to simulate ultrasound to examine patients' bodies, and to use my emitted spiritual energy to accurately break up blood clots or tumors in patients' bodies through the skin and flesh. That's all I can do!"

No, that's already excellent! You've only been studying literature and medicine for two years! What are you so upset about?!

Although I have never received any training, I can use X-ray vision to accurately see a person's physical condition in any situation. If there is a thrombosis or tumor that needs to be treated, I can come up with at least 180 solutions. Even more, I can restore a person to the state they were in 7 years before they got sick and cure them. But for ordinary people, you have already done very well!

"I'm too ordinary, Qi Shen!"

Being ordinary isn't a problem; being ordinary is even better. This person is just showing off!

after a while.

Leorio stood up, feeling refreshed, and grasped the hand of the Saiki mascot costume, swaying it up and down.

"Thank you, thank you, Master Qi."

Kusuo Saiki, who was just standing there listening, was speechless: What did I do that deserves gratitude? In the end, it was all my own doing, wasn't it? If I just wanted to confide in someone, I could just find a tree to confide in.

Okay, let's continue with the mission. Oh, right, before that...

Kusuo Saiki shoved a balloon into Leorio's hand.

"Huh? Lord Qi, I'm not a child."

All that nonsense is for you to take. If you don't even take this, all that talk from me will have been for nothing!

Leorio sensed something terrifying and shut his mouth, accepting the balloon.

Kusuo Saiki continued on his way.

Chapter 176 Saiki Kami is still in the midst of disaster

The doll's field of vision is relatively small. As he walks, Kusuo Saiki often pays attention to the movements on his left and right, frequently stopping to take small steps to observe the left side, and then taking small steps to turn to the right side to observe.

They will only continue forward after confirming that there are no children playing nearby.

So what should you do if you have one?

A white-haired boy on a skateboard suddenly braked in front of Kusuo Saiki.

"Oh, you're... cough, you're that guy, right, Qi Mu..."

Why are you even using your brother's surname now?

"The Saiki Kami from 'The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.'!"

Okay, this is Your Majesty the God. Do you also have troubles?

"Well, you're just a puppeteer anyway, just a staff member. Give me a balloon."

"This kid." Kusuo Saiki fumbled with his clumsy, chubby doll-like hands, trying to grab the string of a balloon.

"I want four balloons for my younger brother and sister," Killua suggested again.

Do Milluki have any? Although you asked for four, your sister probably meant Nanika, right? Bring Milluki's too. Kusuo Saiki gave Killua five.

Killua grimaced when he saw the number of balloons, but didn't refuse the extra one.

He turned around, struck a cool pose with one foot on the skateboard, but hesitated to move.

What happened? Did you sprain your ankle?

"Well, I've been shirking my responsibility to inherit the family business for various reasons, and I've even pushed all the responsibility onto my frail older brother. I don't know why I thought that way. Even though my brother has pink hair, I confidently told everyone that he would inherit the family business."

Even you have to repent? Am I writing a confession here? What kind of life does Saiki Kami experience in "The Disastrous Life of Saiki Kami"?

"I only recently remembered that when my brother was talking to the Phantom Troupe, when he only had a little teleportation ability but was using the Lord's Chess to move among the strong, I was just putting myself in the position of the younger brother and playing around with everyone. Hey, if you were that older brother... you must have felt a lot of pressure."

I've never felt pressure in my life, so don't worry.

"I'm so useless, aren't I? Alluka and Kalluto, even Milluki, and even my older brother, suddenly started indulging my whims at some point. Kusuo-nii shouldn't have had to bear this responsibility at all!"

I'm glad I don't have to take responsibility, but don't feel guilty for no reason. This is my problem, okay? It's the lingering effect of my memories being modified and corrected!

Well, when memories are being modified, everyone rationalizes the modified memories in their own mind. Then, if they are modified again, they rationalize them again. Generally speaking, there shouldn't be any problems, but in the details, situations like Killua's can occur.

The principle is like translating a sentence using Google Translate, then using Baidu Translate, and finally using Google Translate to translate the content translated by Baidu Translate.

The mistakes created by this kind of gameplay are quite unexpected, and it has supported many video bloggers, hasn't it?

The problem now is, how can I help my younger brother overcome his guilt...?

"Ah, don't mind it. I know you wouldn't understand, that's why I was telling you. I was just venting. I still have to solve the problem myself. Thanks for the balloon!" Killua instantly returned to normal, waving as he skated past Kusuo Saiki, leaving only a gust of wind behind.

This kid, he made us worry for nothing!

Never mind, let's move on... Don't tell me this guy is here to repent too.

Ahead, Hisoka, kissing the card, appeared in Saiki Kusuo's inevitable path: "Long time no see~"

Long time no see? How did this person recognize me while I was wearing a mascot costume?!

"Hehehe... It's an anime from so long ago, and they've even made a doll out of it~ Long time no see, Qi Shen."

You watch this stuff too?!

"I'll chat with you now that I see you. I've been having some troubles lately... I haven't seen Xiao Yi since the ship broke down. The first thing she asked me when I saw her again was whether I had seen her brother in the past year and a half."

I've never seen anything like it, I've never seen a pervert like you.

"Hmm~ Of course I saw him at a nightclub, and I even said that Kuroro was having a secret rendezvous with Pinkie Pie at a nightclub, hehehe... Illumi's murderous aura is really intriguing, I wish he was targeting me..."

What did Illumi say that caused this misunderstanding?! This isn't just his problem anymore, it's mine!

"What a nuisance. If Qi Shen wants to manifest, let Illumi aim his killing intent at me. See you later~"

You'd better not show your face in our family's world again.

Hisoka suddenly turned and walked right past Kusuo Saiki.

He heard something and muttered to himself.

Kusuo Saiki shoved a balloon into Hisoka's face, and with a flick of his tail, he tripped Hisoka.

Of course, the anger that had angered Hisoka wouldn't end so quickly. After tripping Hisoka, Nanamori jumped a few steps away. Hisoka spotted Nanamori and instantly jumped out to chase after him.

Some damage inevitably occurred inside the mall.

But to protect my brother's integrity, this is a necessary sacrifice, hmm.

Kusuo Saiki looked away.

Seeing that there were still humans ahead, I started to regret it. I should have continued watching the human-cat battle.

The seemingly pitiful figure with bandages wrapped around his hair exclaimed, "Huh? That doll is adapted from Shuichi Aso's manga of the same name, 'The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.,' which aired on a variety show every Monday to Friday starting July 4, 2016..."

Is there anyone in the world who hasn't seen this anime? Am I the only one who hasn't seen it? Am I the only one who hasn't seen the actor who played the role?

The blond-haired double-door refrigerator: "Wasn't that the show that suddenly became popular in Meteor City that year? It was quite funny and brought a lot of joy."

The weirdo with the spiky pigtails: "I think this look is cute too. Hey, you inside, can I take a picture with you?"

The tour leader, whose hair was wrapped in bandages, said: "Everyone, please be careful not to pat our heads. We don't know if the people inside are ordinary people, but if you pat our heads with such huge costumes, the feeling inside will be very intense."

The team leader in charge of needlework for the frizzy hairstyle said, "Thinking about it, wearing clothes like this must be very tiring."

The girl with big glasses: "I don't recognize this... Is this everyone's childhood?"

The older sister, with her high nose and blonde hair, spoke gently but said something terrifying: "It's a wonderful memory, everyone. How about we take a group photo with Lord Qi Shen?"

The 2.58-meter-tall gorilla: "Hahahaha! Pike, you've already called me 'sir,' how about I pick up Qi Shen? As a god who hears everyone's thoughts, I should be quite tall, right?"

Kusuo Saiki: Get out of here! Stay away from me! Help! Is this hell?

Kusuo Saiki suddenly felt himself floating, and even he felt a little flustered. He was familiar with the feeling of floating, but now, inside the mascot costume, everything felt unfamiliar to him.

Uvogin lifted the restless Saiki Kusuo up, swaying back and forth. In the chaos, the mascot's headdress teetered on the edge of falling off. Finally, Saiki Kusuo felt a breath of fresh, cool air coming from the point of connection.

The hood is about to fall off! A major crisis! If it falls off now, I'll be dead! I'll never want to do this job again, and it will definitely give me a huge trauma related to working away from home!

However, the doll's arms were short, and by the time Kusuo Saiki thought of removing his hand from the doll costume's hand position and grabbing the inside of the doll costume's head support from the inside, it was too late...