"This sounds like something only Hashirama would do. Wouldn't it be easier to use genjutsu to extract information?"

Miss Fox was taken aback, and Madara Uchiha was also taken aback.

"That's right!"

Miss Fox herself didn't have that ability, so she was immediately ruled out. But now, after Madara Uchiha mentioned it, she remembered that she had a perfect tool by her side... oops, wait, Madara Uchiha was right there! Why bother thinking about how to talk back to a tsundere girl or how to use Madara Uchiha's charm to seduce her? Just open her eyes, activate her Sharingan, unleash her full genjutsu, and she could do whatever she wanted! Do whatever she wanted!

They skipped half of the movie's plot! Perfect!

Without hesitation, Miss Fox excitedly jumped onto the girl's bed, clamped the girl's legs between her own, and pressed down on the girl's hands with her own, straightening her up!

"Hehe~"

"You! What do you want to do!?"

"Don't worry, it won't hurt. It's absolutely safe and painless. At most, you might feel a little sore afterward, young lady~"

With a sinister grin, Miss Fox pressed down on the flat-chested girl, exerting immense pressure. Looking at her, few would doubt that Miss Fox, pressing down on the girl, was a villain.

They will also type "This should be the book" in the public chat.

"I'm telling you! You better not do anything reckless!"

"Hehehe, don't worry, Miss, I won't do anything reckless. You just need to make a small sacrifice, and it'll be a win-win situation since you're healthier~"

"Miss Sally, it's time to take your medicine."

As soon as they entered the tent, the uncle froze, Miss Fox froze, and the girl pinned to the bed froze as well.

Only the aloof Uchiha Madara remained alone, taking a sip of the tea he had prepared, his pupils gazing into the distance, as if everything in this world was irrelevant to him.

"Medicine?" Miss Fox got off the girl's bed naturally and asked curiously.

"Yes, Miss Sally has a hard life. She inherited her parents' poor health. If she doesn't take her medicine on time, she will cough incessantly, and sometimes she even coughs up blood." The uncle explained with a sigh, looking at Sally on the bed with heartache.

At the same time, he handed over the bowl of dark, murky medicine, saying, "Here you go, young lady, take your medicine. Look, Uncle brought some candy this time!"

The man shook something in his hand that looked like rock candy, but the color didn't quite match.

emmmmm...

Miss Fox carefully observed Sally curled up on the bed, sensing the surging life force within her—her normal, rosy complexion, her healthy wheat-colored skin...

"Sir, does this young lady seem to need medication right now, or has she been frail and sickly since childhood?"

Not at all like it!

If you ask Miss Fox, Sally doesn't look like she's been sickly since childhood at all!

"Huh? It seems it really is!?" The uncle's expression changed, and he quickly stepped forward to check on Sally's condition. After confirming that there was no problem, he breathed a sigh of relief. "However, Miss, just to be on the safe side, you should drink this bowl of medicine first."

"Yes, thank you so much for taking such good care of me, Uncle." Sally was also a little happy. It turned out that her current good health wasn't just a temporary relapse, but a genuine improvement in her health!

Although I don't know what happened, this is still good news!

"emmmmm..."

Sally was about to take the medicine from the uncle's hand when Miss Fox's face, which was pinching her chin, suddenly blocked her way.

This guy who asked such vulgar questions right off the bat is now staring at her intently with a serious, inquisitive look, which makes Sally furious!

"What else do you want, you perverted slut! I won't answer your filthy questions!"

"No, I was just thinking that HP potions don't seem to have any healing properties, especially since the HP potion you drank was mixed with 99% plain water!"

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

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HP potions have no healing function, a fact that Miss Fox herself is well aware of.

Moreover, in the game, there's no such thing as drinking a blood-replenishing potion to remove the poison status. It's all about having enough health to ignore the blood loss from poisoning and let the poison status disappear on its own. In reality, it would also mean instantly recovering all the damage the body has accumulated over the years, with the immune system directly eliminating the poison.

If someone is inherently weak and sickly from childhood, then even if she gives them HP potions to fully restore their health, their weak and sickly condition shouldn't change; at most, some hidden injuries might be healed.

"Your current state isn't just like you have full health; it's more like you've been cured of your illness."

Sally's eyes suddenly lit up. She had indeed felt a lightness in her body that she had never felt before since she regained consciousness. She had initially thought it was a final burst of energy before death, but now it was confirmed that it was not. Her previously somewhat dejected spirit suddenly became active again!

"My...my body!?" Sally stood up excitedly, carefully feeling her body, which no longer felt weak. She could barely speak fluently. Her first thought was to stare at the uncle, and tears instantly filled her eyes.

"That's wonderful, Miss!" The uncle was also very happy, his face full of joy.

"I understand! Your illness was a perforated stomach, which is why it was cured!!"

There's only one truth! Miss Fox has discovered the truth!

"Huh? What's wrong with you guys? I already guessed the cause of your illness. There's no need to get so agitated that you're crying. And uncle, the smile on your face is also very strange. Even if you were the one who administered the drug, you shouldn't have given yourself away before being exposed, right?"

puff!

Then Miss Fox got a pillow slapped angrily by Sally!

Miss Fox, having taken the pillow away, wore an affectedly innocent expression and pointed to herself, "Did I say something wrong?"

"You perverted slut! Don't think you can slander others just because you cured my illness!!" Looking at the seemingly innocent fox lady, Sally was furious. She grabbed whatever was at her with both hands, ready to throw it at her, but the uncle quickly stepped in to stop her, preventing things from escalating further. "Young lady, calm down! This time, it was all thanks to this ninja that you were saved! If anything had happened to you, how would I explain it to your parents?!"

"Well, to be fair, I really am your savior, so show me some respect!" Miss Fox put her hands on her hips!

"Let me go! I'll fight her to the death today!" Sally was even angrier, twisting her body as if she wanted to beat up Miss Fox.

Madara Uchiha, who had watched the whole farce unfold, was speechless. Looking at Miss Fox, he really couldn't tell whether this embarrassing elf was genuinely stupid or just pretending. Her proud expression was completely natural and unpretentious.

However, Madara Uchiha's actions were very decisive. He took the candy from the old man, smashed it with a slap and sprinkled it into the medicine, then grabbed the old man and forced it into his mouth, solving the problem directly and violently!

"Hey! What are you doing! Let go of this old man!"

The middle-aged man coughed a few times, breaking free from Madara's grasp, and met Madara's fierce gaze. "...What do you mean by this, sir?"

It seems that being forced to drink the medicine had no effect on him at all.

"Hey, Mr. Ban, this arrogant girl has grown up and is still alive. Even if she was poisoned, it must be a slow-acting poison. Maybe he has an antidote. Why don't we add something special?" Taking out a bottle of blue MP potion, Miss Fox said seriously, "This potion has no effect when drunk normally, but when taken with other medicines, it can accelerate and amplify the effects of the drugs on humans. So even a slow-acting drug mixed with this can become a deadly poison that kills in the light!"

Madara Uchiha immediately understood, and in a flash appeared behind the man, lifting him up with one hand.

Miss Fox, however, maintained her smile and, like a salesperson promoting a product, held up the MP potion in her hand, approaching step by step...

"No, no! Wait!"

"Wait a minute! I'm willing to share half with you! You're ninjas, so it'll be much easier for you to cover it up!!"

"I'll tell you everything! Don't come any closer!!!"

A foul, fishy smell filled the tent. Before Miss Fox could even pour the MP potion down his throat, the uncle's eyes rolled back, and he passed out.

"Ugh, this is boring."

Miss Fox sighed. She hadn't expected that this person would actually faint from fright. The effect she had just described seemed pretty outrageous no matter how you looked at it. Or was it that people in this world were so used to the magic of ninjas that they just took it seriously?

I glanced at Madara Uchiha, whose face was cold...

Well, okay, maybe it wasn't necessarily because he was terrified by her MP potion.

"So, this young lady..."

"Hmph!" Miss Fox was glared at again. Sally seemed not to have heard the two-hundred-pound man's words, staring fiercely at Miss Fox and Uchiha Madara, like a weak young beast trying to memorize the scent of its enemy...

Are you really stupid or just pretending to be smart?!

"Even if it's not poison, amplifying the effects of drugs on the body is enough to kill someone! Don't you have any common sense?!"

"Oh, this is a cultural desert for me..." Miss Fox nodded, she really hadn't noticed this. "You, this proud and aloof girl, seem to know a lot about things like medicine. Oh, what kind of eyesight do you have?"

She was being looked at like she was an idiot. Sally gritted her teeth and said, barely containing her anger, "Didn't you realize that the caravan we were with was selling medicine?!"

"Oh, I see. So you couldn't even tell it was a slow-acting poison? Looks like you're not very skilled!"

"you!"

Miss Fox waved her hand, "Stop with the 'you' and 'you' stuff. Come on, let me show you the evidence of your poor skills."

Picking up the bowl with some medicine left, Miss Fox tossed it into the long-unused decomposition machine.

After transmigrating, the decomposer I obtained along with the skill tree can not only decompose materials into small crystals like in the game, but also into some strange raw materials. Mom no longer has to worry about me making a piece of junk with my high-level materials!

Decompose and restore the input with one click – no waste, let's start with ourselves!

With a series of puffs, the decomposer quickly completed its work, reducing the medicine's components to clear water and some unfamiliar herbs, which were then spat out. One of the most brightly colored plant leaves landed right on Sally's face, and the smell it emitted immediately made Sally, who was still struggling, change her expression. It seemed to be something bad.

"Hmm, I thought it would be the components extracted from boiled herbs, but it's just herbs... This feels so strange, this decomposition machine is unscientific!"

While the idea of ​​breaking down and restoring materials is inherently unscientific, let's not dwell on this unnecessary detail; it's not the main point anyway.

Miss Fox pointed at Sally, who was in a daze, and looked at Madara Uchiha. "The plot is developing as I expected, but there are still some doubts. HP potions really don't have the function of curing diseases or poisons. It's quite suspicious that this tsundere girl is perfectly fine after waking up... Genjutsu?"

She's definitely not going to talk big, she'll never talk big in her life. She's not Naruto, she's more likely to be tongue-tied.

At most, they'll skip the traitor-catching plot that could take several episodes and just find the person directly. It's basically impossible for her to help the tsundere girl, a standard feature in theatrical versions, resolve her inner conflicts. It's better to hope that someone comes along and makes her fall in love at first sight.

"No need, 'Ninja Masters,' you don't need to trouble yourselves to use illusions on me!" Sally wiped away her tears, her eyes becoming much more determined.

Madara Uchiha, who was about to make his move, stopped, crossed his arms, and stepped aside, watching the situation unfold with great interest, though he felt like he had become a tool for this shameful elf.

"If I'm not mistaken, the reason why 'Ninja Master' would waste his time on me is probably because of the voice that called me."

"Congratulations, you guessed right, but there's no reward~" Miss Fox clapped her hands.

Although Miss Fox didn't know what the voice calling her that Sally was talking about was, since it was confirmed that this person was related to the dragon vein, then it must be the dragon vein calling her back.

As is typical in theatrical productions, the tsundere girl was willing to cooperate, which made Miss Fox quite happy.

"Speaking of which, could it be the dragon vein that removed the toxins from your body?" Upon closer reflection, it's quite possible.

The girl, summoned by the dragon vein, must have collapsed near the location of the dragon vein. Given her unclear connection to the dragon vein, it's quite normal for her to be healed by it. This also explains why Sally was completely recovered after waking up, even though the HP potion had no effect on her illness.

Thinking about it this way, the dragon vein is actually more useful than Miss Fox imagined.

However, there seems to be another problem.

Chakra is something that the Divine Tree transforms after absorbing the planet's energy. Dragon veins usually refer to the veins of the earth, and dragon veins are full of chakra. Does this mean that the planet has been given a blood transfusion?

"Hmm, it's movie-original, but it's pretty absurd that it actually exists..." This made Miss Fox wonder, since there are movie-original things, then there must be Zero-Tail, and what exactly is Zero-Tail?

Artificial tailed beast?

...

The small house beneath the waterfall in the nameless valley, and the ethereal figure that had always been beside the Duke, suddenly trembled violently a few times, attracting the Duke's attention. "What's wrong?"

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