"Humph!"

This immediately drew a disdainful snort from Madara Uchiha, a contempt based on intelligence: "Just as I thought, he's exactly the same as that idiot Hashirama."

Hey bro, why do you keep talking about Hashirama?

"You bastard!"

(╬ ̄皿 ̄) Naruto Uzumaki's forehead suddenly looked like a crossroads, and he rolled up his sleeves and pressed his head against it, but Madara Uchiha reached out and braced his forehead against it—

The advantage comes from the length of the arms!

With a quick flick of his wrist, Naruto Uzumaki raised a middle finger: "Then tell me! Who is this guy?!"

"Um..." the blonde animal mask hurriedly spoke up, intending to stop him.

Meanwhile, Miss Fox had already prepared snacks, hoping the two would start fighting.

It's quite amusing to see Naruto calling his own father "big brother," but it's a shame it wasn't Naruto's father calling him "big brother," otherwise it would have been a memorable scene.

"Humph!"

Madara Uchiha scoffed dismissively, "Your personality is just like that idiot Hashirama's. I'm supposed to be a member of Konoha, and a well-known figure at that. Have you ever seen me?"

"Uh..." Naruto crossed his arms and fell into deep thought. "Come to think of it, I do seem to remember you, but where have I seen you before...? That's strange, I can't remember..."

Naruto Uzumaki stared intently at Madara Uchiha's face, racking his brains, but he couldn't recall where he had seen that face before; he clearly remembered it.

"Um, is Hashirama referring to the First Hokage, Lord Hashirama Senju?"

Unable to contain his curiosity, the blond-haired, animal-masked Minato Namikaze didn't leave. Instead, he raised his hand and joined the conversation, even drawing complaints from his two companions. "Sorry, sorry, I'm still a little curious. Is this Uchiha ninja an old acquaintance of the God of Shinobi, Hashirama Senju?"

"The God of Shinobi World? That idiot Hashirama!?"

Madara Uchiha was incredibly surprised by the title of "God of Shinobi World," completely baffled as to why that simpleton would have such a title. He subconsciously turned to look at the fox lady who was munching on a melon, frowning without saying a word.

Miss Fox stopped munching on the melon, blinked a few times, and looked completely innocent.

She was just casually watching from the sidelines, eating melons and observing, when suddenly she became the target of everyone's attention. It's so stressful!

"Wait a minute! Uncle, you still haven't told me why I've never seen this guy in Konoha!"

Naruto shouted, then sensed something was off. Looking around, he noticed everyone staring at Miss Fox, and he became confused again: "Why are you all staring at this auntie? Even though she likes to play pranks, she should be a good person!"

"Ah, Naruto!"

Forcing out tears, pouting and making a QAQ face, Miss Fox, moved to tears, ate all the melon and ran towards Naruto Uzumaki—"Who the hell is an auntie?!"

I punched him hard on the head!

"It hurts!"

"That feels so good~" After releasing the pressure, Miss Fox was revived.

Look at all these people watching her. Now, Miss Fox can say to them without any pressure: Look me straight in the eye, my little ones!

"Cough!"

Pretending to cough and clear her throat, Miss Fox knew perfectly well that it was her turn to perform: "First of all, Hashirama Senju did indeed have the title of God of Shinobi, and correspondingly, Madara, you also have the title of Shura of Konoha~"

"Konoha Shura?" Minato Namikaze looked at Madara Uchiha in disbelief. "That Konoha Shura!?"

"Hmph! The prefix 'Konoha' is superfluous!"

"Ninja World Asura" should be the most appropriate title! Uchiha Madara crossed his arms and looked indifferent, but this attitude confirmed the guess of a certain airhead.

"I didn't expect it to really be that Lord Shura of Konoha. Is this also the power of the Dragon Vein?"

Surprisingly, this airhead actually understood everything.

Miss Fox was somewhat surprised by Minato Namikaze. This man seemed dull-witted, but without a word or explanation, he understood the situation of the three people and accurately guessed that it was the power of the dragon vein.

"So, is Konoha Shura really that famous? Who exactly is this guy?!" This was Naruto Uzumaki.

"Lord Shura of Konoha was one of the people who founded Konoha Village together with the First Hokage, the God of Shinobi." Minato Namikaze glanced at Madara Uchiha and explained vaguely.

It's probably because they were worried about the plot where Madara Uchiha didn't become the First Hokage, then left, and when he came back, he dragged Hashirama down with him, so they couldn't let go of the storyline.

However, regarding this concern...

"Those are the two statues in the Valley of the End. You and Sasuke even fought on their heads. The one at Sasuke's feet is this one~" As if introducing some rare treasure, Miss Fox knelt on the ground, raising her hands towards Madara Uchiha, and said this.

"Humph!"

Madara Uchiha snorted coldly and pressed down with one hand, firmly gripping Miss Fox's head with his five fingers!

Chapter 241 You can call me Mom if you want

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch—"

This is a lie.

Madara Uchiha's grip was strong, but for someone like Miss Fox whose strength was enhanced in all aspects, it wasn't enough to make her feel pain. However, that didn't stop Miss Fox from putting on a show.

Madara Uchiha knew that this shameless spirit was putting on an act, so he snorted and let go. This wasn't the first time this shameless spirit had deliberately added descriptions targeting him in certain places. Back when he was explaining the future to him, he had mocked him to his face more than once.

"Humph!"

However, it's one thing to mock him to his face when there are only two people involved...

*Pfft!* After escaping from Madara Uchiha's Five Finger Mountain, the fox lady, having just fixed her hair, suddenly had a single flame-shaped ahoge stick up on her head, stubbornly swaying in the wind.

"Tsk, let's ignore this humming monster. Where were we?"

Oblivious to the flames sticking out of her hair, Miss Fox straightened her expression and said, "To put it simply, we are from different eras. This humming monster and I are from a parallel world before the founding of Konoha. Those three Konoha Anbu members over there are from this point in time, which means they are natives of this world. And you!"

Miss Fox pointed at Naruto Uzumaki!

Although it was strange that this silly third prince was staring blankly at the top of her head, Miss Fox didn't mind. After all, he was just a silly boy. She just felt that the sun seemed a bit too strong: "This is the son of that blond, naturally silly Minato Namikaze!"

"Hey, is that my son?" Minato Namikaze pointed at himself in surprise.

"Hawk, this woman who claims to be from Konoha's pre-established past knows your name!" Minato's companion immediately noticed the discrepancy. The two formed ninjutsu hand seals, warily guarding the fox-like woman, as a battle seemed imminent—

"Humph!"

Then they saw Hum Hum Monster stare at them with his eyes wide open, his scarlet three-tomoe Sharingan eyes fixed on them!

At this moment, the two who were partnered with Minato Namikaze on this mission remembered Miss Fox's introduction of this man: a ninja who was already famous even before Konoha was established, the only one in the era of the God of Shinobi who could be compared to him and was not even in the same league! — Konoha Asura Uchiha Madara!

That was just a warning look, but the demonic aura rising from the mountains of corpses and seas of blood made their hands tremble slightly as they formed hand seals!

A living, breathing Shura of Konoha!

"No, no, no, they meant no harm!"

One naturally clueless person was an exception, awkwardly laughing and quickly trying to smooth things over: "However, this lady is indeed a bit suspicious, but I believe she certainly doesn't mean any harm, right!"

This made Madara Uchiha curious about Minato Namikaze.

He crossed his arms and carefully examined the ninja who was also enveloped by his imposing aura. The ninja was tall and slender; beneath his clothes, seemingly unremarkable features revealed clearly bulging muscles; calluses on his fingers, unlike those of a typical ninja, suggested he rarely used common weapons; and there was a familiar chakra aura emanating from Minato Namikaze...

"You, are you the one who trained Tobirama Senju's Flying Thunder God Technique?" Madara Uchiha asked.

"Yes, that's right, you guessed it. This chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) airhead is playing with the Flying Thunder God Technique."

Taking a bite of the peach, Miss Fox interjected. Her expression became slightly agitated. She remembered that the reason she had teased (crossed out) and tested Tobirama Senju on the battlefield was precisely because of Tobirama's unfinished Flying Thunder God Technique! That's why she was captured by Madara Uchiha and forced to act alongside this man! After realizing this reason, Miss Fox belatedly discovered that Minato Namikaze had a similar feeling and chakra reaction to Tobirama Senju.

However, compared to Tobirama Senju's somewhat unstable distortion, the feeling emanating from Minato Namikaze was much better, more stable and more natural. Clearly, Minato Namikaze had taken a much longer step than Tobirama Senju on this path.

"Minato Namikaze, you're so captivating! Let me get to know you better!" (pointing at Raijin).

Miss Fox licked her lips excitedly.

A fiery red figure with flowing hair resembling a nine-tailed fox suddenly appeared in Minato Namikaze's mind. He shuddered and took a few steps back: "...Miss, you are indeed very beautiful, and have a great figure. To be honest, I can't help but feel that your beauty is unparalleled in this world..."

"???" Miss Fox typed out three question marks, not understanding what was wrong with this airhead, suddenly making a big deal about her appearance.

Considering Minato Namikaze's age, hadn't he already won over Kushina?

Miss Fox glanced at Naruto Uzumaki, who was listening attentively to the lecture, then crossed her arms and began to think.

It is known that Naruto Uzumaki = Minato Namikaze + Kushina Uzumaki. Minato Namikaze's genes are superior to Kushina Uzumaki's, and his hair color is golden. Theoretically, it could also be that Naruto Uzumaki = Minato Namikaze + X, and Naruto Uzumaki would evolve into Menma Namikaze.

Imagine Minato Namikaze dressed as a woman, looking at Naruto Uzumaki's face.

"Okay, it's not great, but it's passable!"

Miss Fox concluded that it was acceptable, so she rushed to Minato Namikaze, grabbed his hands, and said seriously, "I can sell my body too!"

"...???" Now it was Minato Namikaze's turn to ask a question.

With a slap, Madara Uchiha quickly slapped himself on the forehead, completely at a loss for words.

Throughout his life, from childhood to adulthood, he had experienced far more shock and speechlessness than he had after encountering this shameless spirit. Madara Uchiha was not at all surprised that this shameless spirit would suddenly say such things.

I had a feeling the moment I saw the embarrassing elf fall into thought, and sure enough, this is what he said!

In the end, Madara Uchiha finally spoke up: "...This guy is just looking for space-time ninjutsu."

"Bingo! You're truly worthy of your name!"

Miss Fox gave a thumbs up, and only then did Minato Namikaze realize that he had misunderstood. She didn't think that way at all, which made him breathe a sigh of relief. Now he wouldn't make Kushina angry.

Minato Namikaze selectively ignored the embarrassing statement that it was acceptable for a spirit to sell its body.

"Why!!!"

At this moment, Naruto Uzumaki, with his incredibly slow reaction time, finally managed to reconnect to the internet. Pointing at Minato Namikaze and the fox spirit with an exaggerated expression, he exclaimed in horror, "He's my dad, and then Auntie and my dad!? Auntie, you—"

You can call me Mom!

With this new expression, Miss Fox interrupted seriously, "Oh, right, there's one more thing! If we keep chatting here, we'll probably see the Queen of Loulan's corpse being disposed of by the puppets after the celebration ends~"

With her stubborn, fiery ahoge (cowlick) still sticking out, Miss Fox uttered an extraordinary statement in the lightest of tones.

That's all she remembers about the Lost Tower!

Chapter 242 Could it be... someone is jealous of my beautiful hair!?

Upon hearing this, the three members of the Konoha Anbu finally remembered their mission. Regretful for wasting so much time and neglecting their duties, they immediately used their teleportation ability to leave and headed straight for the direction of the festival, without even saying a word or a greeting.

Miss Fox leaned halfway up her body to look around: "They're really in a hurry~"

Just like some social outcast who, upon learning that the head chef of Wanmintang was the one who always carried rice crusts with him, hurriedly took his wallet and went over.

Huh? What is Wanmintang?

Yes, what is Wanmintang? Miss Fox is also searching for the answer.

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