Newbie just there to make up the numbers: So what if I'm in charge! You're the fluffy ball, your whole family are fluffy balls!

My favorite is Magical Meryl: Uh! Meryl-chan! Meryl-chan ALter!

My favorite magical girl: Stop arguing! That's not what I meant, Meryl-chan ALter. Meryl-chan, calm down!

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...

Seventeen-year-old girl: Who is Kato Megumi's wife?

Silver hair is the best: Purple Mom! Good!

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...(╬)

Newbie just there to fill a spot: That's naturally my wife.

Paid newbie: Kato Megumi isn't very good; I still prefer the curvy Kasumigaoka with her long, black stockings and chubby legs.

Everyone here is my wife: I've already said Kato Megumi is my wife! How can you, the lousy group admin, be eyeing your fellow group members' wives?! I'm leaving the group! I'm leaving the group!!

My favorite is Magical Merry: As expected of Yukari-sama! She's amazing!

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...

(╬ ̄俣)! !

So!

Why are even the doctors starting to call her "Mama Zi"?

Who started this?!

Yukari Yakumo huddled in a ball wrapped in a quilt, trembling all over. This was simply outrageous! How could she, a dignified seventeen-year-old girl, be called "Mom" by a group of "aunties" who were several years older than her?

"Sooner or later I'll throw you all into the gap and humiliate you all!!"

Newbie here to make up the numbers: The doors are already welded shut, and once you're in the group, nobody wants to jump out halfway through!

Paid newbie: Dude, this AE86 is more than just a simple drift.

Everyone here is my wife: No, why are you all so in sync at this moment!

Everyone here is my wife: I had no choice but to agree to join the group, so can't I even leave the group?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: *sigh* [smoking emoji]

Newbie just filling in the numbers: Today's long-awaited group quest, the final reward was unsurprisingly a refreshed time travel opportunity.

Newbie here: The world of newbies, Saint Megumi is my wife, aren't you tempted by Kasumigaoka's thighs?

Paid newbie: That's for sure, I'm half shameless.

Newbie who's just filling in the numbers: So, do you care about building up the newbie's favorability first?

Paid Newbie: How could that be? When it comes to feelings, there's no such thing as first come, first served. Besides, long legs in black stockings don't appeal to newbies.

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Yeah, what decent person cares about these things? Megumi is my wife (nods).

Newbie (paying for a fee): Yeah (nods) (agreement reached)

Newbie who's just filling in the numbers: So, would you talk to the newbies about this?

Paid newbie: Who will speak their mind face to face?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: That's right! (Cheers)

Paid newbie: Shameless! (Cheers)

Silver Hair Supreme: ...Could this actually be a meme?

The Thunder-Controlling True Lord in My Heart: This is a movie reference from China @SilverHairIsTheBest

Everyone here is my wife: ...You've all already said it out loud!

My favorite is Magical Mermaid: Mermaid-chan and Mermaid-chan ALter type so fast! I didn't even have time to react before a whole string of messages appeared.

Seventeen-year-old girl: ...Actually, you guys can stop time? Paid newbie: This plush ball opening already tells me what's going to happen.

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: I ordered, you guys can order whatever you want.

[New members who were just there to make up the numbers have already signed up for the group task.]

Newbie who paid: I did it too!

A seventeen-year-old girl: My older sister's reason is the same as last time...

Heart-Mind Thunder Lord: You didn't even click on it! @PaidNewbie

Paid newbie: Who in their right mind would bother with this? I don't have time for this kind of thing.

My favorite is the demon fairy, Meryl I: Uh X, indeed, the situation in Chaldea isn't very optimistic. *Unexpected developments have occurred over Ritsuka and the others, making it difficult to leave. I'm sorry I can't help Meryl.

Paid newbie: Even if you can walk away, the cricket doctor can't really help much, right? Doctors are basically useless these days, aren't they?

My favorite is Magical Mermaid: Mermaid-chan ALter... [So heartbreaking]

Paid newbie: Disgusting! Cricket Doctor, get away from me! [Smug face]

Everyone here is my wife: ...

[All the members in this group are my wives, and they have all signed up to participate in the group task.]

Silver-haired Saigao: Hey!?

Seventeen-year-old girl: Newcomer, are you serious?

Dream: That's too strong! I'm dead!

Huanmeng: Newcomer, you're so brave! I'm Yunlai Naruto, and in the later stages, it's like gods fighting each other, dropping nuclear bombs at will, and our combat power breaks through the atmosphere. Although I have a few minor cheats, I can't be like the group leader who signed up without hesitation. I'm afraid of dying!

My Favorite Magical Mary: Yeah, newbie, don't act rashly! This doesn't sound like a mission that ordinary people can participate in!

Everyone here is my wife: ...I'm very calm!

Inside his villa, White Mountain Gages took a deep breath to calm himself down.

Admittedly, he acted somewhat impulsively when he clicked the sign-up button, his mind blank and he pressed it without thinking.

But what can we do now? Can we go back on our word?

Besides, Bai Shan Gages had no regrets whatsoever. His wife, whom he hadn't even won over yet, had been targeted by the perverted group admin, who was even putting on a show of making his words come true in the group. If he didn't make an effort, was he really going to just watch this perverted group admin use all sorts of supernatural methods to steal his wife away after this group mission was over?

Stop joking! No decent person wants to be the victim!

When the minotaurs are about to face their doom, even if they originally didn't want to work hard or participate in cultivation to become stronger, they have no other choice!

If you don't become stronger, you'll inevitably get cheated on!

A group leader who follows the cultivation path and whose abilities are still unknown—Shirakawa Gages doesn't think he can't trick his wife away! You see, although he can notice Kato Megumi because he's a transmigrator, he can't deal with Kato Megumi's bizarrely low-profile and passive nature!

On this point, you can fool Kato Megumi every time!

Although the group leader is a bit of a goofball, and even if he's probably just bluffing and teasing him—after all, it's really hard to tell if he has any real malice from his words—there's still something you really have to be careful about. If you don't work hard, your wife, who's almost yours, could very well be tricked away by a man from another world! And what's worse, this man is actually using himself to trick your wife!

White Mountain Gages really doesn't want to try this kind of bizarre green hat!

"...I need to find a way to oust this idiot group leader so I can be the safe one!"

Participating in this mission is just the beginning!

Um...

That's what you're saying, isn't it...?

"Thinking about it calmly, I'm just an ordinary person right now... this seems like hellish difficulty!"

How to survive! That's a huge problem!

For new players who are willing to pay: This is where we recommend that new players acquire some survival equipment!

Paid Newbie: Look, this is a universal electronic watch for all group members. It has map viewing, timekeeping, emergency communication, and radio functions. It also has built-in survival knowledge and a comprehensive guide to flora and fauna! [Image]

Paid newbie: Look, that's Noelle! [Image (Noelle's head)]

Noelle: Hey! I'm not a commodity!

Noelle: You can't get over the fact that I only have one head left, can you?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Look! I even have Yukari's spell card here, and the uncle's homemade Onmyoji talisman! [Image]

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...?

Huanmeng: I remember the uncle wholesaled Zanpakuto, right? I got one too. Newbies can tag the uncle to see if they can defend themselves!

Heartfelt Thunder Lord: @General Store Uncle

Noelle: That newbie who paid for the service is a tech guru with a ton of good stuff. You can't go wrong asking for more!

Paid Newbie: Unfilial daughter! Unfilial daughter! What a disgrace to our family! [Spitting blood]

Silver-haired Saigao: There's nothing I can do to help with. I'm still learning from my master. But if you encounter any difficulties, you can tell me, and I promise to notify my master immediately!

Everyone here is my wife: you all! [Tears welling up]

Everyone here is my wife: I misunderstood you. I originally thought you were serious about trying to steal my wife. I was so stupid. I shouldn't have taken online banter seriously!

To all of you here, you are my wives: I'm sorry! I acted impulsively this time! Even if I die on this mission, I won't hold you back!

Everyone here is my wife (: these/equipment#, I, as a zero-generation, will definitely repay you a hundredfold!

White Mountain Gages was truly moved!

He was originally worried about how to survive, but he didn't expect that his silly group members were also very worried about him, a newcomer who had only been in the group for a short time!

Those thoughts you just had were incredibly petty and narrow-minded!

"I'm so damn stupid! I took the group admin's casual remarks seriously!"

White Mountain Gages was in tears.

Paid Newbie: Zero Noel Dream model (rounded corners) machine is just a person O+ electric house watch mixed right, right? Seven newbies! I'll give you a discount, a few dozen tons of gold is enough, cash on delivery [rubbing hands]

Noelle: Even the rounded corner model won't pass?! [Roar]

Newbie just there to fill a spot: This is all thanks to Purple Mom and Uncle's love for me; others might not even be able to get it. I don't need the gold; I have tens of thousands of gold coins, and they're steadily increasing. Just send my wife over, and all of this is yours! [Eating popcorn]

Everyone here is my wife: ...

Dream: So expensive!

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