White Mountain Gages looked around again, but still couldn't find a single group leader who was also participating in the group mission.
He frowned and said:
"Since you've come all this way, why don't you show yourself instead of typing in the group chat? What, are you a grown man and you're ashamed?"
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...
Paid newbie: Of course the group owner, Velvet Ball, is embarrassed!
Even though Mingshan Gages didn't speak in the group, the newbie who paid was surprisingly explaining things to him.
Paid newbie: This plush ball has its eye on you, waiting in stealth for the moment you let your guard down to deliver a swift, deadly thrust to your stomach!
Paid newbie: You might not believe it
Paid newbie: The last victim was the former group owner, Qingshan the Great Demon King.
Everyone here is my wife: [Subway, elderly people, cell phones]
White Mountain Gages didn't believe a word of that!
This lousy group admin is already eyeing his fiancée, and you two are eyeing his ass? Are you kidding him? Besides, he hasn't even said anything in the group yet; it's obviously just casual banter. Now, White Mountain Gages is convinced: you can't trust a word those two newbies say in the group!
Shady businessman, pervert, NTR! They can throw every bad word at these two newbies!
"Tauren, you bastard!"
He called out, but no one responded.
Bai Shan Gages ignored the situation in the group chat and circled around the three wooden stakes, carefully observing the environment.
"Where is this place?"
"This is the seventh training ground."
"No, I mean, what kind of place is this?"
"Konoha Village, Seventh Training Ground"
"Oh, I see. This broken group is actually quite sensible, knowing to send you to Konoha right away. I wonder if they've arranged a new identity for you like they do in the God Realm... Thanks, bro."
"No need to thank me... so no matter who you are, come with me."
"what?"
White Mountain Gages turned around in a daze and saw a white-haired, masked man.
His heart skipped a beat, and Gages immediately wanted to run away!
However, he was tripped by a strange man with white hair and a mask, and his hands were restrained behind his back. A knee pressed him to the ground, instantly covering him in dust!
"You have no chakra at all, and your physical condition is worse than the average person... Did you get those abs from starving yourself?"
The person on top bent down and patted White Mountain Gages's abdomen.
"Pah! That's from my daily workouts!"
White Mountain Gages spat out a mouthful of mud.
"How much longer are you going to watch, you lousy group owner! Are you just going to stand by and watch your group members get dominated?!"
Kakashi Hatake, dressed in a suit, looked around in a pretentious manner, his deadpan eyes remaining completely closed.
He asked casually:
"You have companions?"
"..."
White Mountain Gages fell silent.
But behind the scenes, as a time traveler, a time traveler with a chat group, he naturally wouldn't give up so easily.
Everyone here is my wife: Group owner, are you just going to stand by and watch?
Newbie just filling in the numbers: OMO
Everyone here is my wife: Aren't we partners on a mission? You just stood by and watched me get arrested?!
Everyone here is my wife: And why weren't we given identities for this mission? You were just hiding and watching, why didn't you tell me anything?!
Newbie just filling in the numbers: OMO
Everyone here is my wife: ...
Alright, White Mountain Gages knows now, this joke is probably never going to end.
Fortunately, it's not just the group admin who's in the group. If the admin can't be relied on, the other members can be, and they all seem fairly reliable...
Paid Newbie: OMO
Seventeen-year-old girl: OMO
Everyone here is my wife: I haven't even said anything yet!!
The Great Demon King Qingshan:...
Green Mountain Demon King: Newbie, were you arrested by the local forces?
Aoyama's eyelids twitched as he looked at the chat group, some unpleasant memories flooding his mind.
He was like that back then, and she is like that now. They never expected that after going there to do missions, the world consciousness wouldn't even give them an identity. It's outrageous!
"Xiaoqing, what are you doing?"
Suddenly, a boy came over and whispered something in Qingshan's ear with a grin!
"...Who is Xiaoqing?! Get the hell out of my way!!"
Qingshan instantly bristled!
Chapter 288 Kakashi-senpai, Kakashi-senpai, no!
Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Ugh, why do I always get pulled into this group quest?
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: No matter how strong I am, I can't carry you guys like this~
Everyone here is my wife: ...
It was intentional! Absolutely intentional!
White Mountain Gages has every reason to suspect that this lousy group admin did it on purpose!
As a senior, he didn't tell the newcomers anything about group missions, and when he was arrested by Wu Wukai, he just stood by and watched without saying a word!
No matter how you look at it, this person definitely did it on purpose!!
Paid Newbie: Newbie, you don't understand this.
Paid Newbie: While the group admin, "Fluffy Ball," might be capable of carrying out this task and has some experience with group tasks, it's already a good thing that "Fluffy Ball" isn't actually a fluffy ball, let alone having to take care of an ordinary person like you with no abilities.
Paid newbie: So, it was right for the plush ball to watch you get arrested and locked up in jail.
Paid Newbie: After all, you did manage to sneak into Konoha without anyone noticing, but you're also just an ordinary person with absolutely no chakra. You understand that concept, right?
Paid Newbie: In a world where everyone possesses chakra, you are an ordinary person with absolutely no chakra.
Everyone here is my wife: ...Then isn't my situation even worse!?
White Mountain Gages' pupils dilated so much that his heart rate almost jumped out of control.
He's such a unique, ordinary person in the Naruto world—a one-of-a-kind individual! Wouldn't he be dissected and studied by those ninjas?!
Danzo, in particular, that guy is capable of anything!
"Just filling a quota" newbie: The only exception, or an extremely rare individual. If you want to do a detailed research study, your advisor or colleagues might dissect you first!
Everyone here is my wife: ...
He hasn't said anything yet, but it's like everyone knows what he's thinking.
Moreover, scientists are willing to do things that violate morality and humanity in pursuit of science. Isn't that a well-known fact? How could a professor or colleague be the first to slice up a test subject just because the test subject was sliced up?
Paid newbie: ...
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Preconceived notions, like how even a glance at a car by Mr. Yuan would be met with criticism, mean that great figures are often imbued with a divine aura, while scientists, due to the mad scientist image portrayed in numerous films and television shows, are often perceived by the public as incompetent, capable only of slicing things up.
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Anyway, I saw you get caught because I had my reasons. You can just stay inside and OP~
This is a lie!
Miss Fox didn't think too much at the time. When she saw Kakashi Hatake discover Hakusan Gagesu, when she saw them interact, and when she saw Hakusan Gagesu being arrested, there was only one image in Miss Fox's mind!
OMO!!!
But the newbie who paid is right!
As the great group leader of these plush balls, it's impossible that she did something like this just because she wanted to play with a meme. It's just that her brain created the illusion that she wanted to play with a meme. In reality, Miss Fox's brain secretly devised a perfect newcomer protection plan to ensure the absolute safety of the newcomers during this group mission!
"Although I don't know the specifics of this plan, I believe it's absolutely perfect, because no one could possibly guess my intention in letting the rookie get arrested by Kakashi!"
He's a genius!
Only a genius as unparalleled as him could have such a meticulous and undetectable newcomer protection plan!
Don't worry, newbie, you'll definitely survive this group mission...
Newbie just there to fill the numbers: Leave the group quests to me, you just stay in the Konoha prison and don't move around. I'll go take out a time traveler and be right back~ Everyone here is my wife: ...
White Mountain Gages felt that something was amiss.
But it was too late no matter what went wrong. The person had been arrested and imprisoned, and their equipment had been confiscated. They hadn't even had a chance to use the things they had prepared before they were all taken away.
I wonder what happened when these ninjas saw the guns...
"They seem to have only ordinary tools and food, and it's strange that the people don't have chakra..."
White Mountain Gages' pupils contracted!
The two ninjas who inspected his backpack turned it upside down but couldn't find the two guns he was using for self-defense! More importantly, not a single ammunition, which made up half the weight of the backpack, was found; instead, half the backpack was filled with peaches!
He never took it out from the moment he put it in until he was arrested...
"That damn group admin!!"
"Ah Qiu! Who! Who's saying I'm handsome behind my back?"
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