Suddenly, Shuji Senju had a flash of inspiration!
Why is he so insistent on treating the other person as a ninja, and specifically a ninja from Naruto?
"Brother Shuji! Something's not right, Brother Shuji! There's an extra Brother Shuji here!"
"Naruto, you... Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger?"
"The pagoda suppresses the river demon!"
Shuji Senju recalled the conversation he had in the Hokage's office a few days ago. At that time, he mistakenly thought that Naruto had been possessed by some transmigrator. He had even prepared himself mentally to determine whether to avenge Naruto after verifying the other party's character. However, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, and he had made a fool of himself.
Naruto traveled back in time due to the Dragon Vein, where he encountered another time traveler. This time traveler fed Naruto a whole bunch of nonsensical things, including the pagoda to suppress the river demon. If Naruto hadn't kept calling that person "Auntie," Senju Shuji would have thought Naruto had encountered an extremely strange perverted XP system.
Even so, for an aunt, the XP system is still extremely strange.
Based on Kakashi's description of the appearance and clothing of the arrested intruders, Senju Shuji has ample reason to suspect that the enemy currently toying with them is also a transmigrator!
With this deduction, Senju Shuji relaxed. So far, the most serious blow his opponent had dealt was only two punches, which shouldn't have been malicious...
"Could this time traveler please come out and meet us? Perhaps we can help... Kakashi-senpai?"
Before he could finish speaking, Senju Shuji was suddenly pinned down by Kakashi, resulting in another dramatic reversal!
"Forgive me, Shuji, I don't know why I did this..."
Kakashi suddenly fell silent.
A cool breeze blew by, and Senju Shuji felt a chill run down his spine. His face felt like it had been scratched by a cat, and his head felt clearer and more alert. However, he also felt as if some taboo had been broken and he had been liberated in his lower body. Kakashi's gaze was fixed on him... Could Kakashi-senpai really be that?!
In the original manga, Kakashi never married or had children; he lived with his best friend Guy until the very end!
Shuji Senju lowered his head!
"Where are my clothes?!" (She frantically searched her head.)
"Where's my hair?!"
Kakashi wiped away his cold sweat. Luckily, he did it suddenly. If the two poles hadn't reversed, he would definitely be Senju Shuji now.
"!"
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck Kakashi, and he unleashed a substitution jutsu with a hand seal speed that startled even himself, watching helplessly as a woman with a knife carved the piece of wood into his shape!
Wow, so fast! We can't even see a person in sight!
Especially when the woman discovered it was a piece of wood and angrily chopped off the protruding stick at the bottom, Kakashi felt a chill down his groin and his body was in phantom pain. For a moment, his three-tomoe Sharingan stuck together and transformed into a kaleidoscope!
With his Sharingan operating at full power, Kakashi Hatake watched the entire process of the wood transforming, searching for her figure outside of the woman carving the wood with each stroke.
"hiss!"
Shuji Senju, standing to the side, also clutched the spot where the phantom pain had occurred, curling up into a ball and trembling slightly.
The scene felt like watching a young, beautiful girl licking a chocolate banana in a video. Just as you were getting carried away with the traditional craft that was passed down only to men and was learned without a teacher, the girl in the video suddenly bit off the banana, and you felt a phantom pain in your body.
"This time traveler, could we... could we all sit down and have a proper talk? Why... why... why are you making fun of us?"
His mouth was trembling, and Senju Shuji could barely speak.
"Tsk!"
"I'm not playing anymore. How can you be so quick? Would it kill you to let me touch you?!"
A gentle, soothing voice suddenly appeared, filled with a wronged tone. Even though Senju Shuji knew that the other party had done something terrible and had even punched him twice, he couldn't help but forgive her the moment he heard that voice.
It's just that this voice happens to perfectly match his genetic predisposition.
"Madam, you can touch me wherever you want, I won't resist!"
Shuji Senju opened his arms and faced upwards, while his brother had already erected the flagpole.
"..."
Kakashi Hatake stared blankly at Shuji Senju, as if he were seeing this naked bald man for the first time.
The sound that suddenly appeared was pleasant to hear, but what did it have to do with Konoha's 50/50 situation? Besides, no matter how wronged he felt, it didn't change the fact that they had taken off his pants and wanted to tear his clothes to shreds.
And there's one more thing.
"Why did you infiltrate Konoha?"
"I was just trying to take your thing off."
Miss Fox turned off her passive ability to reduce her presence and looked at Kakashi Hatake with a pitiful expression. Her resentful gaze was fixed on Kakashi's mask, as if she wanted to see what Kakashi looked like in the real world.
But Kakashi interpreted it differently.
She wanted to take off his underwear, tear his clothes, shave his head, and pluck all his pubic hair!! She was a perverted nymphomaniac who was fixated on his body!!!
Kakashi's heart was screaming!!
But now the situation is beyond their control. The perverted woman doesn't show herself, and neither the Sharingan nor Senju Shuji's Sage Mode can detect her. It's a helpless fact that they can't beat her. Even if this perverted woman is very beautiful and has a good figure and can bear children, she definitely can't beat him in any aspect.
So Kakashi could only force a friendly smile and negotiate:
"And now?"
"Now..."
Miss Fox smiled brightly, revealing nothing of what she was thinking.
Kakashi instinctively tried to run, but suddenly found his feet entangled in vines that had appeared out of nowhere, and he couldn't break free.
Kakashi's expression twitched, then he finally put on a dead fish-like look:
"Um...can I do it myself?"
Chapter 291 Naruto Cannot Understand the Current Situation
"Grandma Tsunade, what do you want to see me about?"
The door to the Hokage's office was pushed open, and Konoha's most unexpected blonde entered.
"Hey, Captain Yamato, you're here too! Is there some kind of mission?!"
"Yo, Naruto."
Yamato seemed a little embarrassed and raised his hand in response.
Naruto Uzumaki entered and noticed that the current Hokage, Tsunade, was frowning as she flipped through a document, while Shizune, who was holding Tonton, seemed a little nervous.
"?"
Naruto typed a question mark.
He squinted his eyes and leaned closer to peek at the documents Tsunade was looking at, but Captain Yamato stopped him.
"Naruto, peeping will get you investigated as a spy."
"Oh dear, is it that serious?!"
Naruto was startled and quickly jumped away from Tsunade to prove his innocence.
However, his curiosity wouldn't allow him to remain ignorant, and his azure eyes immediately locked onto Jingyin.
Mute shuddered instantly!
"Does Sister Shizune know what happened?"
"Um... I don't know either..."
Shizune stroked the toon in her hand, looked at Captain Yamato, and said:
"Lady Tsunade has been like this ever since Captain Yamato delivered this information..."
Naruto's gaze shifted to Yamato, and his suspicious look made Yamato break out in a cold sweat.
"Um, Naruto..."
"Naruto is here."
Tsunade looked up and noticed Naruto's figure. She smiled, but a faint look of disbelief lingered on her face.
It seems there's something extraordinary in the intelligence sent by Yamato.
However, Tsunade showed no intention of telling Naruto. She exchanged a subtle glance with Yamato and then said to Naruto:
“That brat Shuji and Kakashi have been investigating at the Seventh Training Ground for a while now, Naruto. Could you please go find them and tell that brat Shuji to come back and pick up the mission later? Once he’s done, I’ll approve his leave request.”
"Ok!"
Naruto scratched his head, feeling a little strange, but didn't think much of it and accepted the mission before leaving.
With only three people left in the Hokage's office, Captain Yamato breathed a sigh of relief.
"Lord Hokage, if there's nothing else, I'll be taking my leave now..."
"Yamato."
Tsunade picked up a piece of paper covered with dense writing, and the flames instantly burned it to ashes.
To be honest, even with Tsunade's years of experience traveling all over the world, this information really shocked her. She didn't expect it to be true. She was a character from another world's manga, and her cousin, Senju Shuji, was a so-called transmigrator who came from another world.
When Naruto said it yesterday, she didn't quite believe it. After all, the ability to see the future is rare, but it does exist. She thought that the fox aunt who fed Naruto a lot of dirty jokes and messy logic was just a ninja who lived in the past before Konoha was established and had the ability to see the future.
Yes, Tsunade believed in the parallel world theory because Shuji Senju existed at the time, which didn't match Naruto's account, and the Fourth Hokage hadn't carried out any missions related to Roran. Therefore, Tsunade believed in the parallel world theory.
She never expected that just one day later, the information obtained by the Yamanaka clan ninja from examining the intruder's memories would slap her in the face. If she hadn't been able to hold back when facing Naruto, she probably would have been burning red like this now!
Hey!
With a light tap of her fingers on the table, Tsunade calmed herself down and regained the composure befitting a Hokage.
"Danzo hasn't heard anything yet. Shizune, go and bring Hakusan Gagesu here. Yamato, go and gather the ninjas still in the village, including Hakusan Gagesu's companions. The chat group's administrator is still in Konoha; find him at all costs." "Yes, sir!" ×2
Danzo, the scapegoat king of Naruto.
Tsunade knew beforehand that Danzo was ill-intentioned and had done many illegal things. She originally thought that Sarutobi-sensei was too soft-hearted, which led to the current situation. However, she did not expect that Danzo's actions should have been attributed to Sarutobi-sensei. It was only because the manga was so popular that it was required to be changed to a long-running series that a character had to be created to take the blame.
Tsunade would never have dared to think of such a reason before today!
I don't know how to accept this fact. Shimura Danzo and Sarutobi Hiruzen are two sides of the same coin, light and darkness. They should have been the same character, but they were separated into two people in the manga. In reality, they are indeed two different people.
And there's Akatsuki, Obito, Madara, Indra, Ashura, Otsutsuki... and Jiraiya!
"We have to contact that idiot Jiraiya right away!"
He slammed his hand on the table and stood up abruptly, but then suddenly froze and slumped back into his chair.
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