Newbie just filling in the numbers: Shameful TV, Shameful TV, let's watch the heart-stopping news flash!
Huanmeng: This is even scarier!
Noelle: I'm curious where the admin of the Velvet Ball group is now?
Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: We're on our way, we're on our way! Stop rushing us! No matter how much you rush us, this is already the fastest we can go!
"Delicious!"
Eating hot pot and singing songs, a bite of mushroom stuffed with meat goes down, and a "delicious" comment touches the heart.
They weren't rushing at all, just like students who had pushed all their holiday homework to the last day of the holiday. They were sure they would finish their homework tomorrow!
Paid Newbie: The filler fluff ball is on its way on horseback. Villagers of Konoha, hold on! I will lead the charge!
The Thunder-Controlling True Lord in My Heart: Very likely
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: How is that possible! This can't be right! I've been trying my best to get here!
Huanmeng: Then why are you still chatting in the group?
Newbie here just to fill in the numbers: I couldn't bear to see my buddies chatting awkwardly and feeling lonely in the group, so I'm distracted and joining in!
"If only I knew how to create clones."
Miss Fox suddenly sighed, and the mushroom and meat skewers in her hand suddenly didn't taste so good anymore.
If she knew advanced techniques like creating clones, she could chat in the group 24/7 all year round!
Who could do that?! Who could do that?!
Even a bald guy couldn't do that!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Never mind...
[Group Announcement...]
Chapter 323 Ding! A newbie who's just there to make up the numbers invites you...
[Group Announcement: Master is determined to be a European (European) and join this group]
...
......
Ah Hu's hand includes Ulala: [Image] [Image (arms crossed)]
Ah Hu's hand includes Ulala: Happy Assistant Twenty Sharks, a one-man winning streak, but I'm having so much fun killing! I don't care about winning or losing, my teammates suffer, but I'm having a blast! [Image (leaning back 45° with neck bent)]
Ah Hu had Urara in her hand: It's a pity, RE six kills, and the last one, Ouma Shu, ran away so fast, by the time she caught up, the kill streak had already ended.
Ah Hu has Ulala in her hand: she can only bitterly kill six times.
Master, determined to become a European (European): Wow, big sister is amazing! When I play as an assistant, all I do is pull people together and lie down waiting for my teammates to carry me to victory.
Xiaoxuemeng: [Image (rolling around)]
El, at the bottom of the group: [Image (lost in thought)]
Huanmeng: You didn't take me with you again! [Image (You used to spoil me so much)]
Your husband~: Bullshit! If I hadn't been getting beaten up in front, you wouldn't have gotten your six kills! This fox stole seven of my seven kills!
Ah Hu's hand had Ulala: I foolishly played too many cards, and you pounced on people like a mad dog. If I hadn't followed you, I would have been dead.
Ah Hu has Ulala in her hand: Although I'm used to it, every time I play with friends and see you rushing into team fights without even checking your teammates' positions, no matter how many enemies there are, it makes me feel gratified.
Ah Hu's hand includes Ulala: You're really shrewd, aren't you? You know to go in and absorb their skills so your big brother, the final protagonist, can wipe them all out! [Image (arms crossed)]
Your husband~: Come on, you always hit me on the head. Isn't it all your fault that I can't kill anyone?
Ah Hu's hand includes Ulala: Heh, a cricket is just a few strokes away.
Your husband~: Heh, cricket fox
Master is determined to be a European (European) player: This is great! I haven't had time to log in lately, so I've had to ask someone to help me get my first win. Big sister, please help me get my first win QAQ
Ah Hu's hand has Ulala: My fingers are tired, let's find that one with a lot of movement.
The master craftsman aspires to be European: Red and White!
18:24
Ah Hu's hand has Ulala: Looks like this one with more rounded corners has gone off again [Image (arms crossed)]
Scumbag: The raid is starting! The raid is starting! Help! Help! Thunder Goddess, come heal me!
Scumbag: @LeiNiang/BlackWar/?
The master craftsman, determined to be a European (a player who wins the lottery), asks: "Guild leader, can I join a raid?!" [Image (raising hand)]
Scumbag: Sure, anything goes. I remember you're Douluo, right? You seem pretty laid-back.
Scumbag: That won't do yet, let me beat him up first.
Master aspires to be European: It's okay, I wasn't even in front of the computer _(:зゝ∠)_
"Well..."
After a busy day, Master was on his way home, sucking on a lollipop, feeling extremely out of place with the silly group members.
The members of the silly group are involved in countless games. For example, Big Sister Fox always wants to get people to play cards, Betty will buy and play all kinds of big titles, Red and White don't care about anything, they just follow the trend and buy games without playing them or not, and Lei Niang Xia Mo Sha Zou often goes hunting... The only ones he can play with in the group are a certain Acidic Blight and a certain DNF. Both of them are quite free. He has never kept up with the progress of DNF, and whether Acidic Blight plays with friends or not, he can only lie down and watch.
What was that saying again?
"The whole group is counting on me to embarrass myself!"
If we weren't still on the street, Master would have rolled around on the spot!
Remember when Ouma Shu was first reworked? Someone in the group chat invited the eldest sister to play, saying they'd get Yuzuriha Inori and he'd carry them to victory. But the eldest sister, playing Yuzuriha Inori, completely dominated and turned the game around, making it a total three-man rookie team. Master felt his face burning. Even though it was so long ago, the memory was incredibly vivid; he remembered perfectly how the eldest sister had dragged him down in the early stages!
Fortunately, Huanmeng was even more embarrassing at the time, as the eldest sister's attention was all on Huanmeng and she didn't notice him.
Ah Hu's hand includes Ulala: Stupid Dream is just a stupid dream. "Big sister is right."
The shameless and brazen eldest sister is practically at the top of the food chain in the group. Since joining, Master has never seen her suffer any losses. After all, if she realizes she's wrong, she admits it faster and more readily than anyone else, and then she's incredibly self-righteous. Luckily, Sister Nuoxue is currently busy with work and doesn't have time to go online, otherwise he would also be a frequent victim of her persecution.
Ah Hu's hand includes: Ulala: Close the door! Release Ruoxue, and lick Master's bones to pieces!
The master smiled; his eldest sister always liked this.
Now that the light is green, even though it's green, we still need to be careful. Recently, there have been several cases across the country of pedestrians being hit and killed while crossing the street on a green light. These kinds of incidents, which should be rare, are inexplicably becoming quite frequent. There have even been cases where pedestrians who weren't hit were never found again, and there have been reports of people on long-distance buses who experienced nothing happening the entire journey, only to find one person missing when they got off. There are all sorts of speculations online, and the guesses are getting increasingly outrageous.
The master shook his head, wanting to laugh. It couldn't possibly be those people who time-traveled. This was reality, after all; in that respect, it couldn't be any more outlandish than a novel.
Beep!
The sudden, deafening car horn startled Master!
In the distance, a dump truck sped towards the intersection, seemingly oblivious to the green light and the crowded zebra crossing... Where did everyone go?! How come I'm the only one left?!
This was the last thought in the master's mind as he spun around in the sky. The pain of being knocked away hadn't even reached his brain before he lost consciousness.
...
Finally, someone followed the proper procedures. It's been a long time coming. Finally, someone was understanding and stood still while I was being bumped! (Tears welling up)
It seemed like someone was speaking inside her head...
There was no pain in her body, and everything felt perfectly normal. The only problem was that the bed felt a bit hard and uneven, there was no pillow, and it seemed like there wasn't a blanket either. It also seemed like her pants had been pulled down, leaving her only with a sheet?
Is something wrong with my lower body?
Instinctively, he kicked his legs, but instead of his vision going black, it felt like he was suddenly jolted awake from a dream, instantly waking him up! He sprang straight up, feeling like the world had changed!
She found herself inexplicably in a desolate mountain area, surrounded by a group of tall men and women, some easily over two meters tall, lying unconscious. Had she been kidnapped? Her master couldn't be sure. Besides, what reason would someone who had been hit by a speeding dump truck have to be kidnapped?
However, when it came to being hit by a dump truck, Master Jiang felt his flat chest and breathed a sigh of relief after finding no problems.
"I'm perfectly healthy..."
The words had barely left his mouth when his master paused, sensing that something was amiss!
"...Are all young girls this ruthless these days?"
The only other sober man besides her was smoking a cigarette, and he looked at her as if he had seen a ghost. An indescribable sense of unease filled the master's heart.
Just like those unconscious people, this crew-cut uncle was more than a size bigger than her. She looked like a dwarf who had accidentally wandered into human society, and everyone looked like a behemoth more than two meters tall!
Wait, the crew-cut man called her a little girl?
"Alright, little girl, stop examining me. I'm not that thirsty... Think about it carefully, that big ball of light has already etched everything into your memory!"
...Where did this infinite horror movie set come from?
Her mind was racing, and the master, already sensing something was amiss, obediently began to think seriously. But instead of recalling the memory of that giant ball of light, something else suddenly appeared in her field of vision!
[Ding! A newbie invited you to join the Dimensional Chat Group]
Chapter 324 Madara Uchiha's Clear Mind
"You...you are...!?"
Kakashi was stunned when he saw who it was. He even wondered if he was hallucinating because of what Pain had done to him, or if he was just delirious from the news that Obito was still alive. He was actually seeing this familiar yet unfamiliar face in this era!
He ended the era of war, established the Konoha Village of today, brought peace, and suppressed an era. He is the strongest ninja in the hearts of the Konoha ninjas!
"The First Hokage!"
"Hokage? Me?" The handsome, seemingly simple-minded man beside the humming monster paused, pointing at himself in disbelief. "But if we're talking about establishing a village, Madara would be more suited to lead it. Why me? That's so strange..."
His puzzled expression was completely genuine. Although it sounded like he was being sarcastic, those who knew him knew that this man was genuinely confused about why things were like this.
"Humph."
Madara Uchiha was aware of this as well; "It is precisely because of your foolish appearance that you are more approachable. The cheerful and approachable God of Shinobi is indeed more popular than the fierce and evil Shura of Konoha."
"spot..."
Madara Uchiha ignored Hashirama Senju. Having already been spoiled by that embarrassing spirit, he had figured everything out. He wouldn't even bother with such a trivial matter. Besides, in peaceful times, a kind and approachable leader was indeed more suitable for public duties than someone like him who always had a cold face.
A single, emotionless glance swept over Kakashi, half of whom was still buried in the rubble. The look sent a chill down Kakashi's spine; for a fleeting moment, Kakashi thought he was going to die! That single, simple look was enough to make the battle-hardened Kakashi tremble! His Sharingan was operating at almost maximum capacity!
This is the Leaf Village's Shura who ended an era alongside the God of Shinobi! He's simply not on the same level as him!
"..."
Madara Uchiha wiped his face imperceptibly, having observed Kakashi's every change in expression.
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