try it?
"Does little sister Shi Jiang really like that spear?" Guo Wen asked, noticing that her master was staring intently at the spear.
"But that spear is too heavy to lift. I'll have to wait until I'm stronger before I can try again... Little Sister Shi Jiang?"
The master ignored Guowen and walked straight to the spear under the watchful eyes of everyone.
For reasons unknown, the person who was about to raise the spear hesitated, abandoned the move, and yielded their place as if their master were some great figure. It was as if the people were waiting for King Arthur to pull the sword from the stone.
—What's wrong with you guys?!
Master swallowed hard, becoming extremely nervous under everyone's watchful eyes!
She just wanted to walk over casually, then casually reach out and try to lift her hand; she didn't even think about whether she could lift it or not... What's with the way you all look at her as if you're absolutely certain she can lift it?!
You're all adults, but she looks like a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, you bastards! If she actually picks it up, won't you feel ashamed?
"Hey, why did I subconsciously think that little girl could pick it up?" Suddenly, the white-collar worker in a suit and resume who had been arguing with the experienced person first spoke up in confusion.
Right, right? She's just an ordinary little girl who happened to be passing by. Why do you all have such unrealistic expectations of her? Even if she has some kind of cheat code...
"I don't know why, but I always feel like this little girl is capable of lifting it up."
This is the immature boy who shouted "I'm here!" at the beginning. Now, he doesn't seem to feel jealous at all; he's just stating his thoughts as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
You see, this guy used to be incredibly resentful when he couldn't lift the spear, and when he saw someone else seemingly lift it even a little bit, his expression was full of resentment, as if to say, "Why me?" Then, after realizing it was just an illusion, he seemed relieved. Now, he's calmly saying things that don't sound like him at all; in layman's terms, he's out of character (OOC).
"I didn't notice it earlier, but this little girl's clothes match this spear very well. Maybe this spear belongs to her?"
"Oh right, the little girl's ears don't seem to be props, they're pointy ears, like the pointy ears of an elf."
"Is he a veteran who has exchanged for elven bloodline?"
"So young and already pulled into this space..."
"Maybe she only looks like a little girl because of the bloodline she exchanged; she might actually be an adult..." The pressure on his head was immense, and this was the truest feeling of his master.
So what's wrong with you guys? Don't just randomly add all sorts of weird settings to her! Hey you, the girl with glasses hiding over there, I'm talking to you! Don't think you can hide and we won't notice you! You're the one with the twisted sense of humor who's trying to rejuvenate! If she had a choice, she wouldn't want to be like this!!
Damn it!
The master craftsman aspires to be European: QAQ
The master craftsman, determined to become European: Someone, please help me! I'm so embarrassed!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: What brings you here?
Thunder-Controlling True Lord of the Mind: ...?
The Duke raised an eyebrow; the mere four words, "newbie just to make up the numbers," gave him a feeling that his DNA had been touched.
Before I transmigrated, there was a group owner in a novel group. Whenever someone tagged him, he would show up and use the phrase "anti-el" to take advantage of them.
This group admin, when he went to meet up to prepare for a one-on-one match, was still living on American time, spending the entire day in bed. He planned to treat everyone to breakfast, but when he woke up, he found that everyone was still sleeping at noon. It's very suspicious that he was so eager to be treated to a meal.
“However… that’s probably impossible.” The Duke shook his head with amusement.
"The probability of time travel is so small. It's impossible for people who met in the same world, the same country, and the same group chat to time travel and then happen to be in the same group chat again."
"That lady, they probably just all have the same habits."
During their brief meeting, Miss Fox seemed quite lively to him, unlike the group admin he knew who kept putting on sex scenes for him even after they met in person.
Let's see what's wrong with the new guy first, and see if he can help.
The master craftsman aspires to be European: That's it! QwQ
Newbie just there to fill in: Is this even possible?
Paid newbie: I'm here! I'm here! What?! Beat that son of a bitch up!
Thunder Lord of the Mind: Why don't you just pick it up?
Newbie who was just there to fill in: Why did you bring equipment when you transmigrated? I only have a shield! Hey, how could the guy who transmigrated me be so biased? People like that should be tied up and have a horse kick their butts hard!
(Little Broken Ball: Ugh! It's that little brat who's been badmouthing me behind my back again!?)
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Ah Qiu!
Dream: Because you're afraid of pain, you max out your defense?
Paid newbie: How many times have I told you, don't post onomatopoeia when you sneeze in the group!
My master aspires to be European: Um, could you please save my poor master first? QAQ
Noelle: The Humble Master Acts Adorably Online
Seventeen-year-old girl: Sister Zi is here~ Is that so~ Why don't you just pick it up?
Seventeen-year-old girl: This should be a bound weapon, only you can pick it up, so don't worry, listen to Sister Zi, pick it up and give that little filler's butt a good spanking!
Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: Haha, let me tell you, this cleaver, I could catch her and play with her until she was out of her mind, and I could do three days' worth of different positions without repeating myself!
Paid newbie: Cuff this person! No need for evidence, I am the evidence!
Noelle: I can be a loli too!!
Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: @Noelle, do you use your mouth? (Funny)
The master craftsman aspires to be European: QAQ...
With tears in her eyes, Master Jiang closed the chat group. She must have been out of her mind to ask these people for help!
That's completely unreliable!
I have no choice but to... raise it!
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Chapter 331 Inconveniences After Becoming Stronger
"Sister Shi Jiang, you wouldn't happen to be...?"
Under everyone's gaze, the boy behind his master had a complex expression. Looking at the little girl standing in the crowd, he didn't know how to describe his feelings.
Deceived and betrayed? Not at all. Shi Jiang was just a quiet little girl in the corner from the beginning, an ordinary little girl who liked to cosplay. The image of her as weak, helpless, and afraid of missions was all an impression he first put on her. Everything was from his imagination and had nothing to do with Shi Jiang herself.
Guo Wen still found it hard to accept that the little girl who had been trembling in his arms just moments before was actually a veteran, and seemingly quite strong at that. After all, the four men, including the bald-headed uncle, didn't seem particularly strong based on their appearance alone. Shi Jiang, with his strange clothes and pointed ears, was clearly someone who had exchanged bloodlines and whose level wasn't low. Putting aside their deceptive appearance and physique, they would usually be important characters with names and identities in a novel.
If she's a legally recognized loli, she might even be the female lead!
Once the logic was explained in this way, the eyes of some bright-minded, immature teenagers immediately lit up!
Yeah, among a group of black-haired, yellow-skinned people, a red-haired, pointy-eared elf loli stands out, and the background is a death game like the God's Space—isn't she obviously the female protagonist? At the very least, she's an important character in the early stages; if you raise her enough favorability, you might be able to easily complete this mission!
"I'm sorry, I didn't notice that the little sister's clothes and this spear were a perfect match. I'm really sorry. Now that it's returned to its rightful owner, I hope the little sister can forgive my previous rudeness."
Hey kid, is that how you use "a perfect match"?
"Ignore these stinky boys. They just want to hoard the weapons and become the protagonists of those vulgar online novels."
"And I'm afraid these stinky boys haven't given up on this dream yet, thinking they can trick you into their hands and satisfy both their fighting power and their lust."
"We girls need to unite and not let these boys succeed!"
Before the master could react, the bespectacled woman who had been hiding behind the crowd and saying that the master was an old monster in the skin of a little girl stepped forward with a kind smile.
In just a few words, the master and the girls present were bound together, and the newlyweds were divided into camps.
Aside from the adults not taking any action, the young boys and girls, with only a few exceptions, have begun to subtly separate and gravitate towards each other, thanks to the woman with glasses' remarks.
"Who would lay a hand on such a young girl? I think it's you who's doing it, stirring up gender conflict right from the start. You must have been a boxer before, huh? Pah!"
Seeing their master subtly surrounded by the girls, who were giving them disgusting looks, the more irritable ones couldn't stand it any longer and started yelling at the girl with glasses. A group of immature teenagers behind them were also caught up in the frenzy, spewing all sorts of nonsensical and unpleasant remarks. This naturally provoked a backlash from the girls, and soon only two voices remained, locked in a constant barrage of insults.
"Little sister, don't be afraid, your older sisters will protect you. Pick up your spear first."
The culprit who started the conflict, the girl with glasses, showed no resentment at being insulted by the boy. She simply approached her master calmly and spoke to him in the gentlest voice. Her body language perfectly conveyed her enthusiasm, but she never touched her master's body.
The master couldn't help but take a deep look at the woman with glasses, then turned his head away in fright at the freckles on her face.
She didn't know why, but the woman with glasses didn't have many freckles on her face. However, the master felt disgusted after just one glance. The filth on the woman's skin was clearly visible. Although she couldn't see every single mite, it was just like taking a picture of a toad with her phone when she was a child—it was disgusting to look at.
This startled the master, who thought there was something wrong with his eyes. He quickly looked at the faces of others and found that they all had this problem to some extent. Only a few faces that were cleaned up were closer to a normal view!
Panic flashed across Master's face! This isn't normal!
Those who aren't properly cleaned end up with faces that look like toads taken with a phone camera, even on the faces of pretty young women! And it's not just their faces! Their bodies are the same!
Transformation is one thing, but taking away all her enjoyment of watching pretty girls is another! What is she going to do now?! "What's wrong, little sister?" Noticing her master's odd behavior, the bespectacled girl quickly squatted down, looking at her master's face with concern, and said, "Those boys are just clowns whose thoughts have been exposed. The more you care about them, the more nasty their insults will be. Ignore them, and they'll only be able to jump up and down in frustration!"
"We girls, united, can get through this without these lousy idiots!"
"Your sister will protect you!"
However, Master doesn't care what the bespectacled woman says right now. Startled by this phenomenon, Master immediately runs to seek help.
As one of the cheat codes that appeared alongside her transmigrated gender-swapped into a cute loli, Master is suffering her third loss!
It's like he's never eaten crabs before; he's wasted his intelligence!
My master is determined to become European: I'm going blind! QAQ
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Blind? A blind loli isn't so bad after all...
Paid Newbie: Severing the Body with a Blade, Severing the Soul with a Heart
Paid newbie: Maybe I should become a monk and be compassionate.
Noelle: Being blind doesn't stop me from sending the enemy to their doom!
Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: Haseki!
The master craftsman aspires to be European: Be serious, I'm telling the truth!
Dream: E Forward Without Hesitation!
The master craftsman aspires to be European: QAQ
Newbie (just filling in): (Pinching chin) Okay, tell me, what's wrong with you this time?
Newbie just here to fill the group: You seem to have asked for help three times since you joined the group, and now you've asked again. There's really nothing I can do. Newbies just love to act cute. Come on, silly little girl, feel free to act cute in my arms!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: You can totally trust the group admin's advice!
Paid newbie: Have you ever given any normal and reliable advice to this velvet ball?
Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: Velvet Ball Group Owner: Hehe~
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