How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel

The fox peeked out, pulling its sleeping bag over its chin, revealing only its eyes as it secretly observed.

It's not that I don't want to get up, but that I can't. Last night, after finishing my daily training in the sleeping bag, I felt my limit and yawned, preparing to sleep. Instinctively, I took off all my clothes to set up an alarm and lay down with a small barrier, completely forgetting that I was on night watch and therefore couldn't come out now.

What a blunder! She was careless. She had already developed the habit of trying not to take off her clothes to sleep in the wild, but she never expected this!

Forget that she's now portrayed as a refined and elfin woman!

"Good morning, gentlemen. I have trouble sleeping in a new bed, so I woke up late. Please don't mind."

Miss Fox is making a last-ditch effort to salvage her shattered image as a ladylike elf.

The moment Miss Fox met Xu Baishan Gages Sha's eyes, her heart skipped a beat. She knew things couldn't end well; her persona was beyond repair.

She pouted, resigned to her fate: "Fine! I just overslept, you all get out of here! I need to get up and change my clothes, and if you dare peek, I'll smash your heads in!!"

"Uh, I'll go away, I'll go away. Miss Elf, hurry up, what if there are enemies spying around here?"

Shuji Senju sighed, not caring about the embarrassing collapse of his elf persona. On the contrary, he felt that this was more to his liking, and the elf lady gave him a greater sense of authenticity.

"..."

Xu Sha was somewhat melancholy. This sulking, little girl-like reaction was obviously an act, but after this, Xu Sha could no longer treat this shameless little sprite as a green tea.

Instead, a question arose in my heart.

How did this pathetic thing manage to have the ability to travel through worlds and still not be completely devoured?!

Think of Xu Sha, how many trials and tribulations she went through before finding the Transmigrator Alliance, how many scumbags deceived and hurt her, almost making her give herself away, and you're telling her that this shameful thing actually survived until now?!

"People are really different..."

I'd like a cigarette.

Chapter 341 Cough, cough, cough, cough!

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Phew...

Paid newbie: Teacher Xu, what happened?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): It's nothing, I just have some things I don't understand.

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): What happened?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Isn't there an elf among the people in your three-person team?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): Yes, I know that, Miss Fox is very kind!

Thinking back on the few times he had spent with that fox lady, White Mountain Gages couldn't help but smile warmly.

Ah, Miss Fox is simply an angel! He had only ever felt this way with Megumi Kaname. If he didn't already have Megumi Kaname, Miss Fox would be his ideal type too!

But why did Xu Sha suddenly bring up Miss Fox?

Realizing the problem, Bai Shan Gages's brow twitched. He thought of Xu Sha's act of using his body to wear a cheongsam, her fiery temper with a Northeastern accent, and compared it to Xu Sha's breathtaking beauty and Miss Fox's turbulent emotions...

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): Wait, you didn't use my body to make Miss Fox angry, did you!?

Thunder God in My Heart: There's an elf named Miss Fox... (→_→)

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hmm~

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): ...Don't think of me in such a dark light. I wouldn't deliberately ruin other people's relationships, nor would I have the kind of jealousy a little girl might have about someone's figure.

Noelle: So, what happened then?

Paid newbie: My acting wasn't convincing enough, so they saw through it and got into a fight?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): I just wonder how this silly elf, who can sleep even while keeping watch in the wild, has managed to survive this long without any sense of tension.

Newbie paying for this: I guess fools are lucky~ (winking)

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hmph! Teacher Xu, Teacher Xu, Teacher Xu! (Raises hand)

All of you here are my wife, Ling (Baba V(PN) Five:). It must be that kind-hearted people like Ling attract each other; birds of a feather flock together. Miss Fox has only ever met kind people before~

Newbie here to fill in: Teacher Xu, what's the Transmigrator Alliance like? (Curious)

Noelle: No, why are you guys suddenly calling me Teacher Xu?

Huanmeng: Perhaps it's because Teacher Xu is quite old.

A seventeen-year-old girl: There's an old Chinese saying, "A wise person is a teacher." Teacher Xu is older and has traveled to different worlds many times, so calling her "teacher" is perfectly fine, right, Teacher Xu?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Indeed, there is no order of precedence in learning.

Newbie just filling in the blanks: But let's forget about Purple Mom, Hongjun came before the heavens, and Purple Mom even came before Geng.

A seventeen-year-old girl: Please don't use double entendres in such a boring place!

A seventeen-year-old girl: And this is too exaggerated! She's just a young girl of seventeen, how could she be a figure from the same era as such an ancient myth?! You're just making up the numbers, bullying her! QAQ

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Uh-oh!

There are images! There are images!

Wearing a jellyfish-patterned sleeping cap tied with a red ribbon, her dull, graying blonde hair, and indelible crow's feet and nasolabial folds, the old woman in a gothic-style long dress with a predominantly purple base tried to stare with her cloudy eyes as if she were a young girl acting coquettishly!

Miss Fox shuddered violently, goosebumps erupting all over her body!

The congee I was holding almost spit out of my nose!

The master craftsman aspires to be European: QAQ

Mourning: QAQ Let's start preventing the spread of infection /shrug Paid newbie: Why is the old woman acting so sullenly like a virgin?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Now that you mention it, I remember there is such a character in ACG.

Seventeen-year-old girl: No! There's absolutely no such character!

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): This group is not only composed of time travelers, but also includes natives from different worlds?

Newbie here to fill the numbers: Speaking of which, what is the Transmigrator Alliance like? Is it the one from the 0 o'clock fanfiction section?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): ○ Click on the fanfiction section... Group owner, you seem to have revealed your age.

Paid newbie: ○ Point Fan Art Section? ○ Point There's still a fan art section?

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: At least remove the parentheses before trying to look young (laughs).

Master aspires to be European: Hey, is there still a fanfiction section at 0 o'clock? QAQ

Newbie commenter: What's so special about this? Don't talk about something that hasn't even been going on for ten years as if it's some ancient artifact, or as if everyone has left behind a few embarrassing stories somewhere.

Paid newbie: You have a dark past!

Noelle: You actually have a dark past!

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Uh, although I don't know what ○ is, it should probably be different.

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Anyway, I can't explain it clearly, why don't you come over here for a bit?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): No, no, after this mission I just want to live a peaceful life with my beloved Megumi.

The newbie, just there to make up the numbers: "It's a promise, right? I'll come find you then, and you'll take me to eat my way around the world!"

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): !!!

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): You, you velvet ball, spying on my chat with Miss Fox!?

Paid newbie: It's a promise~

Thunder Lord of My Mind: [Just one expression, use your imagination]

My master aspires to be European: QAQ, that's great, I want to eat delicious food too!

As he ate his dry rations, the master craftsman, who had never experienced anything like this before, felt for the first time how tempting the white rice and home-cooked dishes he had long been accustomed to were.

Last night it was dry rations, this morning it was dry rations, and now it's dry rations for lunch too. After just three meals, Master feels like his tongue is about to break. Since they are reincarnators with storage abilities, why are they carrying only dry rations? Haven't they heard of self-heating rice? Moreover, each person only has one serving of dry rations and one bottle of water. That's too economical!

Which era's reincarnator is this?!

Staring at the veterans distributing food, the master craftsman, munching on a compressed biscuit, was on the verge of tears.

Time travel is definitely a bad thing.

"...Um, if you don't have enough Shi Jiang, can I share some of mine with you?"

The master looked up and saw Guowen handing him a few compressed biscuits.

I immediately felt even more annoyed!

Before she transmigrated, although her master wasn't particularly high-ranking, he wasn't so powerful that she needed to look up to read erotica. Transmigrating to such a terrible civilization is just asking for trouble!

"Brother is a boy, it's okay for him to eat a little less, do you want some?" Guo Wen seemed to have misunderstood something, and his hand holding the biscuit trembled.

Master looked at the compressed biscuits with a helpless expression. "Which eye of yours saw that she didn't have enough?"

"No..." Just as he was about to refuse, his master suddenly had a flash of inspiration when he saw the watch on Guo Wen's hand!

"Um, Brother Guowen, could you explain our mission to me? I don't quite understand it."

QAQ!

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Chapter 342 The Fight Turns into a Gundam

The moon wasn't dark, the wind wasn't strong, there wasn't even night; the blazing sun hung high in the sky as two men engaged in tandem sex in a tree.

It refers to jumping from one tree to another, with another person following.

The person with short hair kept reaching out and looking into the distance, even though there were no animals behind him. It was unclear what he was looking at through the forest.

The person with long, unkempt hair, resembling a hedgehog, had noticed their companion's behavior for some time and couldn't help but say, "Hmph, unnecessary emotions."

Having just arrived in Konoha last night, Uchiha Hum Hum, after waiting through dinner time and resting for a night, decided to set off on his own to find that shameful elf who deserved a kick in the butt and give her a good kick.

Not long after they set off, a considerable commotion came from the mountaintop not far from Konoha. A large number of explosive tags could be seen flying, almost engulfing the entire village. Something happened that the embarrassing Pokémon hadn't told Hum Hum about, but neither of them were curious or concerned. They left Konoha without looking back.

Madara Uchiha was not interested in this flawed Konoha, nor did he want to interfere; he was only thinking about the future of his own world.

Simply put, it means we're not familiar with each other.

However, his companion on this trip, Hashirama Senju, did not seem to follow the same mission. Even though they had already traveled quite a distance, he was still constantly looking towards Konoha.

"It's not too late to turn around now."