Uma Musume Girl, I'll tell you about my Santa Hat special move too?

The stardust illusion that appeared before my eyes was the symbol of that powerful Rudolf.

Got it, Rudolph!

Let us harmonize here!

A blurry notebook flashed through my mind...

Hey, I've got it!

The Stardust Illusion opened its mouth and spoke to Mi Yu in front of it:

"Miyu, I have a question for you."

"Wh...what?" Mi Yu asked nervously.

Do you know which student at Treson Academy is the most unreliable?

Stardust Illusion extended a finger and asked with a serious expression.

"Is it... a rice bath...?"

Upon hearing this question, Mi Yu's eyes, which had just been misty with tears, instantly filled with hot tears.

"Ah, wait, that's not what I meant." Stardust Illusion was flustered, wanting to go over and wipe away her tears, but then felt it was a bit inappropriate.

Finally, he could only grit his teeth and, without bothering to keep her in suspense, quickly explained:

"It's the Miura Bourbon."

"Huh? Why?"

Mi Yu tilted her head again, and when she heard that she wasn't being blamed, she breathed a slight sigh of relief.

"Look, Miura Bourbon... [unreliable] Bourbon, you know."

Stardust Illusion looked smug.

These jokes are from the secret manual that the air tank gave me last time: "A Collection of Selected Jokes about Rudolf's Symbols! (Handwritten Version)".

You should know that this notebook kept Stardust Illusion laughing so hard he couldn't sleep for several nights after reading it.

How about it!

My unique skill, inherited from His Majesty the Emperor of Treson Academy, will certainly not disappoint.

Rice bath, that's my specialty!

Look closely—

But she found Mi Yu staring at her with a puzzled expression.

"So, what happened to Bourbon?"

She asked that question.

Stardust Illusion stared in disbelief: "Huh?"

Impossible, impossible, impossible!

Rice... Rice Bath, my jokes are so hilarious, why... why...

Quack!!

Seeing the exaggerated shock of the Stardust Illusion, Mi Yu seemed to realize something.

She recalled the first time she met the student council president after she was accepted into the student council.

At that time, Rudolf also said something inexplicable to her:

Do you know who stayed behind to give autographed photos to fans after the winner's stage at my Arima Memorial concert?

[Haha, it's Qianming representing us!]

Although Mi Yu didn't understand what it meant at the time, seeing Rudolf's disappointed expression, the air tank standing behind her silently mouthed to Mi Yu:

[X, I, A, O!]

"Now, with rice baths... should we laugh?"

She asked cautiously.

"Ugh!!"

These words were undoubtedly another blow to Stardust Illusion's heart.

What's more painful than having your jokes misunderstood is...

The other person not only doesn't understand your joke, but they even have to laugh along out of pity.

"Gu, just kill me!"

Stardust Illusion screamed, clutching its neck with both hands as it slowly collapsed onto another hospital bed, its body twitching occasionally.

"Puhahaha..."

Seeing her hilarious performance, Mi Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing this time, her eyes still glistening with tears.

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TuTu was solo killed by Shen He.

Chapter 135 Get out of here, you quack doctor!

"Ah, you smiled!"

Stardust Illusion rolled over on the bed and lay on its side facing Mi Yu, propping itself up with one hand next to its ear.

She looked at Mi Yu, who was smiling, and nodded in satisfaction.

"As expected of my brother..."

Only then did Mi Yu realize that Stardust Illusion's series of performances were all to amuse her, and she was even more moved.

Just as she was about to speak again, the nurse who had gone to get the equipment pushed the door open and came back in.

She saw the Stardust Illusion's sleeping posture and gave a mysterious smile:

"Alright, shall we begin the treatment for both of you now?"

Stardust Illusion looked at the wooden box in the nurse's hand, feeling somewhat puzzled.

Wasn't she going to get medicine? What's in this box?

This dark wooden box, full of antiquity and decorated with gilded patterns...

By all accounts, these don't look like medical devices that would be used in an emergency room.

"Come on, stretch your legs forward a little."

The blonde nurse knelt in front of Mi Yu, gently supporting her smooth, slender feet with one hand, and opening the box with the other.

Inside that box were rows and rows of incredibly long, three-edged needles, each the size of a thin bamboo shoot.

Stardust Illusion felt a strange sense of familiarity upon seeing the scene before it.

Now I remember, I didn't recognize the woman when she took off her mask...

Isn't she a quack doctor, An Xinze Cicimei?

So this prop is... Wait, Sasa needle therapy!!!

In her line of sight, the nurse had already pulled a three-edged needle from the box and plunged it into Mi Yu's ankle—

--no.

boom!

Stardust Illusion suddenly appeared in front of Mi Yu from the hospital bed. She firmly grasped the wrist of the female nurse in front of her with one hand and forcibly pulled the needle away.

"What are you trying to do, you bastard?"

Stardust Illusion asked with an unfriendly expression.

"I was just treating her, wasn't I?"

Even with her wrist gripped tightly by a racehorse girl of Stardust Illusion's caliber, the nurse showed no sign of pain.

She wore an innocent expression, as if she truly had no intention of doing anything wrong—

"You quack doctor, you want to secretly give me acupuncture, don't you!"

Stardust Illusion was blunt, directly revealing the identity of the blonde woman before it.

An Xinze is incredibly beautiful. In Stardust Illusion's memory, she always wears a pair of winged glasses that resemble a mask, and a sexy red tight-fitting short skirt under her white coat.

When I saw her today, she was dressed like a real young nurse.

If she hadn't seen that familiar yet terrifying Sasa needle, she wouldn't have been able to see through the disguise.

The nurse in front of me accurately picked up on the word "quack doctor" in her words.

Her expression changed, and Stardust Illusion felt the wrist she was holding suddenly twist.

It slipped right out of her palm, like a boneless tentacle.

The other person immediately took two steps back, placed his right hand on his shoulder, and suddenly lifted him up!

The snow-white coat instantly blocked Mi Yu and Stardust Illusion's vision. By the time the coat landed, the quack doctor in front of her had already transformed back into the appearance she knew best.

Wing-shaped glasses, a bright red bodycon dress, and a white lab coat casually draped over her shoulders—

It really is her, An Xinze is so beautiful!

"I'm not a quack! It's all a rumor! I have a medical license!!!"

An Xinze shouted in a frantic manner.

"You tried to perform acupuncture on Mi Yu without her consent. Isn't that quack medicine enough?"

"It's just a sprain, shouldn't it be fine after a few days of medication?"

Stardust Illusion shifted its body slightly, blocking Mi Yu's path and asking.

"I didn't plan on getting Sasa acupuncture treatment. I just wanted to apply some pressure to acupoints to help disperse the blood stasis. Sasa acupuncture is more convenient for me—and there's no danger involved!!!"