American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

A large block of ice was thrown into the pool, and the water temperature dropped again!

"It gives me a strange sense of déjà vu when boiling dumplings! Just when they're almost done, you add a bowl of cold water! Hehehe."

After telling a not-so-cringeworthy joke, Tian Xiaoban hugged an ice cube to cool herself down.

Tap tap... tap tap...

Although it was very faint, the sound was very much like the sound of high heels being stomped on!

Tian Xiaoban got up, holding the ice, and walked to the observation window he had specially left open.

Look down at the bar.

"hiss--!"

Tian Xiaoban gasped. As expected of a succubus, her breasts were indeed large and round. No wonder that old lecher Kang couldn't forget her.

The succubus glanced at her with her golden, alluring eyes.

Huh? Thinking I was seeing things, I glanced at it again.

"Oh, so it really is a human? Wasn't it supposed to be a great demon? How come it's a human, and a cub at that? Heh, a pure soul."

Her smile was captivating, and the sound of her hooves clicking in high heels gradually drew closer to Tian Xiaoban.

"Wait a minute! Don't move!"

Tian Xiaoban opened the leather jacket bundle, soaked the smelly clothes, and then put them on.

Running naked is truly an insult to civility, and since he had no clothes on, he could only make do with this.

Before the succubus could get close, Tian Xiaoban, wearing a coat, came out of the cubicle carrying a holy water spray bottle and a wine bottle.

Upon seeing the familiar garment, the succubus took a step back in disgust, as if she had seen something filthy.

"Tsk tsk tsk, kid, you were sent by Constantine, weren't you?"

Tian Xiaoban paused for a moment, her mind racing. She would never admit to anything related to Zha Kang, no matter what.

"Huh? No! I'm not familiar with him!"

The succubus seemed to have guessed that Tian Xiaoban would say this, and the look of disgust on her face intensified: "Stop making excuses, I gave him that coat! It was a coat made from the skin of a hellhound! The dog smell on it still hasn't dissipated!"

"Oh no...!"

Tian Xiaoban suddenly felt disgusted with the clothes she was wearing and wanted to take them off, but she wasn't wearing anything underneath, so she was completely embarrassed.

The succubus ignored his embarrassment. She walked to her familiar bar, placed her breasts on it, and said with a seductive look:

"Tell me, what is that heartless man up to now? He still owes me ten heinous souls from last time. When is he going to pay them back?"

"No, I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! I don't know him at all! I was tricked into coming here by him!"

Chapter 106 What?! The Lord of Hell is Garfield (Part 6)

"Oh?"

As a succubus capable of sensing human emotions, she clearly felt Tian Xiaoban's resistance towards Constantine.

Looks like there's a story behind this!

She adjusted her posture, leaning against the bar, and took out a bottle of blood wine, the most common drink in hell, from her liquor cabinet, pouring herself a glass.

After a moment's thought, she smiled slightly, appearing nonchalant, and said:

"Little guy, do you need me to send you back? Just three souls. I can send you anywhere on Earth! If you have any enemies, I can send you right in front of them in an instant—giving you enough time to stab them to death."

As a well-informed succubus, she knew all the spatial nodes connecting Hell to the mortal realm; sending a mortal back was a simple matter.

If we mark this little guy, finding Constantine won't be impossible. After all, that guy has a lot of ways to evade his debts, making him a troublesome target!

Tian Xiaoban shook his head. He had no shortage of ways to get back. Whether it was the hellish rune on his wrist or the dragon tooth key from the 'Tomb of the Living Dead,' they could both allow him to leave hell quickly.

His priority now is to find Garfield! He's terrified that Garfield might go crazy from hunger, eat something it shouldn't, and then be cursed to death, since it has very low resistance to magic.

"No need, hell can't do anything to me." Tian Xiaoban's words were very firm, like a fully charged broken meter, speaking with unwavering confidence.

"I came to hell to find my cat, my cat. Can you help me find it?"

The succubus was bewildered. She thought she had misheard and asked again uncertainly, "Cat? Is it a cat from hell?"

Wait, judging from your expression, you...you're not talking about human cats, are you? Human cats are long dead!

Tian Xiaoban thought about Garfield's common appearance: "That's right, it's an orange cat that was thrown into hell by someone."

If you can't find it, I can, but I need to get some information from you first.

"Oh? You're so sure the cat's still alive? What's your plan?"

The succubus's interest was piqued.

This is hell, countless times more dangerous than the human world! Even the strongest cat on Earth wouldn't necessarily survive in hell; it would probably be eaten by low-level demons long ago. Its flesh and soul would be devoured, leaving not even ashes behind.

What are some good solutions?

Could the idea have come from Constantine?

She felt she should learn from this method of finding Earth creatures in Hell.

Tian Xiaoban said in a very serious tone:

"Find the Fallen One, beat him up, and then make him, the demon lord with the largest territory and the most demons, help me find my cat."

The succubus's smile froze. Her mind was buzzing; this was the craziest joke she had ever heard in centuries.

Yes, this is not a good idea at all, but an absolutely terrible one.

When she recovered, she exclaimed, "Wood... are you kidding me... are you crazy?"

"Oh, shit, the fact that you're even here means you and Constantine are both crazy. You don't actually want to cause trouble for the First Fallen, do you?"

The succubus's incredulous reaction was already quite composed! This was the territory of the Fallen Ones. If Tian Xiaoban had said those words in the Fallen Ones' Demon Castle, she would definitely have been besieged by the low- to mid-level demons in the territory.

Tian Xiaoban spread his hands, looking helpless: "I also think this method is unreliable. A first-time victim isn't a stone. What if that first-time victim runs away?"

After all, he's a demon lord. If he avoids me and drags this out for a month, it will be too late!

The succubus was speechless. She quickly downed a glass of wine to calm herself down.

What kind of lunatic is this? Just how insane do they have to be to dare to cause trouble for newly fallen individuals? And they even have the audacity to say that newly fallen individuals will run away? Does anyone really think that newly fallen individuals are easy to bully?

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that the brat on the other side was just making fun of her. Who would be stupid enough to come here alone to die? He must have some kind of backup plan.

She poured Tian Xiaoban a glass of wine as well and pushed it in front of him:

"So... what are you doing here? I think Constantine must have told you about this place, right?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded: "Yes, he said you have better information here. Can you tell me where the first fallen ones are?"

The succubus rolled her eyes, her golden pupils suddenly fixed on the empty wine bottle in Tian Xiaoban's hand.

Tian Xiaoban placed the wine bottle directly on the table; it was an obvious temptation.

The succubus's gaze was immediately drawn to the wine bottle: "It's not impossible. For just one soul, I'll tell you the news. When it comes to gathering information, I'm the most well-informed person in the entire hell."

She saw the dark figure inside the empty bottle—a heinous soul. The evil had completely tainted the soul, and she was filled with longing.

"Okay, but I'll give you this reward after I've verified your information."

The familiar routine repeated itself; the succubus put away her greedy expression and immediately revealed disdain.

"Heh, do you think I'll trust you again after being fooled by Constantine once? Hand over your soul first, and then I'll give you some information."

Tian Xiaoban feigned hesitation and said, "You wouldn't do something like Zha Kang, would you? I don't believe it."

The succubus crossed her arms, her brows furrowed, as if she had heard something unbelievable: "Ha! What a generous gift! Why don't you ask around? I, Lilith, never lie to demons. Otherwise, why do you think I have so many customers? It's all thanks to my reputation and word of mouth!"

Tian Xiaoban thought about it and realized it made sense. To be described by Zha Kang as an "easy-going devil" could be translated into the language of the con artist world as: "Foolish people with lots of money, come quick."

To translate this into a hellish context: Honest man, oh no, I mean honest devil.

“In that case, let’s sign a contract! Constantine said that the spirit of contracts among you demons can still be trusted!”

"Humph!"

The succubus Lilith's fingers wrote in the air, magic gathering at the tips of her nails. She drew hellish runes one by one. When the contract was finished, the contract parchment automatically appeared and the contents were filled in.

"Okay, sign it!"

Tian Xiaoban pretended to understand and took it, but he really didn't understand it and was afraid of being scammed by the contract.

“Recite this in the language of hell! If what you say doesn’t match what you recite, then let Lucifer take your soul away!”

"?!?!?!"

The succubus's expression was quite interesting. "Is this guy crazy? Who would joke about hell and Satan for no reason? Does he think he's living too comfortably?"

"Don't look at me like that. Lucifer is partly to blame for me being tricked into hell. You better behave yourself!"

Using Lucifer's name to intimidate others is certainly effective in Hell. But it remains to be seen whether it will hold any sway in the territory of the newly fallen.

The succubus corrected a few punctuation marks before she began to read:

Lilith Anna Sui's Pact with the Human Boy: A heinous soul trades a message about Hell, witnessed by the rules of Hell.

"So, if you agree, sign your name below."

Tian Xiaoban looked bewildered: "A message from hell? Do you think I'm stupid? Such a broad condition, who knows if you're going to trick me!"

"Ha, ghosts have no right to appear here!"

"Damn it, stop changing the subject! Your criteria are too broad. Be more specific! Write 'news from a first-time offender'!"

"Fine, you're the one who's asking for it anyway."

The succubus Lilith casually added a few strokes to the sentence that Tian Xiaoban had said.

He cursed inwardly: "It's impossible to reason with this damned devil. Once I've won his soul, I don't care where he goes to court death."

Tian Xiaoban nodded, slapped the watch, and transformed!

In the blinding green light, a familiar feeling welled up in Tian Xiaoban's heart.

"Experiment 262! Hey, I think its name was Ace!"

With red skin all over his body, he looks like a larger version of Stitch, with white hair on his hands that look like two big gloves, and a yellow pattern on his abdomen that looks like an arrow. Overall, he looks like a hero wearing a tight-fitting suit!